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2010

18

Oct

Annalynne McCord in her Bikini of the Day

We’re back….for those of you who noticed…the site was down for 2 or more days….I originally thought it was cuz Mark Zuckerberg was mad at me for laughing at his girlfriend and he turned is Apergers powers on…but it turns out it was an inside job at the hosting company I use. They deleted everyone’s server in it’s entirity….

I was lucky enough to have a saved back-up of all my ramblings…so the site is pretty up to date…almost like nothing happened…leading

What better way to celebrate than post some uselss trash from 90210 the next generation….that I fucking hate…in her bikini…that I fucking love…cuz when there is a bikini, I have the ability to ignore the cunt in it….especially if her body is not offensively bad…even if her body looks like it could be a fucking primate…

Welcome back – Motherfuckers…LIKE this post….and bring me back into the celeb gossip game….









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2010

18

Oct

Jenny McCarthy Picking Her Ass in her Bikini of the Day

I like Jenny McCarthy cuz she makes austic babies, something I look for in a uterus because I figure if you’re gonna have bratty kids to waste your time and waste your energy and annoy you for 20 years, they might as wellbe brains who can code websites, making me billions of dollars like I was Mark Zuckerberg’s dad…..not that I’d ever get with Jenny McCarthy…she’s blocked me on TWITTER cuz I guess she’ a little more sensitive than I am to comments about her uterus making handicap babies…but she deserves it for the 90s and her MTV big mouth and annoying behavior….

Here is her Playboy body, 15 years later…in a bikini…her tits don’t look a day over 16. They held up nicely after she bought them all those years ago….







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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunk.

I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit…

I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want to leave this shithole I call home.

On a sidenote, I think I am going ot launch a web series, not cuz I think I am important but because I think I’m a disaster people will want to point and laugh at…

Here are my stepLINKS

Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce Cuz She Is a Lesbian
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If Michael Lohan Actually Goes Through with This I Will Want to Shake His Hand
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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Buy These Shirts and Look Fucking Gangster Enough for Chicks to Fuck…
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Jessica Stroup Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini
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Because If the Weather is as Shitty Where You Live As It Is Here, You’ll Need Something to Pass The Time
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Horny Amateur Rubs One Out on Camera – VIDEO
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The 100 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time
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Elisabetta Canalis Titty Peek
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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It Seems Like Every Dude in Hollywood Has Banged This Jasmine Waltz Chick
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10 Awesome Pictures of Awesome Sluts of the Day
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Trouble in Trash Heap Paradise
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Katy Perry’s Puppet Sex
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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This Hottie Named Charm Will Have You Hypnotized
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How Much Do You Think Burger King Paid To Settle The Lawsuit Over The Unwrapped Condom In This Kidís Whopper?
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Jayme Langford & Valerie Rios – VIDEO
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The Bulldog ñ Sex Position Of The Week
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Brooklyn Decker is Looking Hot On Set
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Let’s Bask in the Amazingness of Keith Richards For a Minute
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Kayden Cross Knows Hot to Work It – VIDEO
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I’d Definitely Like a Night Out With Her
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Scarlett Johansson Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is a Polite and a Role Model For All 16 Year Olds
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This video of Cat Deely SCREAMING at the So You Think You Can Dance Audience is Kinda Amazing
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Now This is What I Call Air Guitar – VIDEO
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A Great Collection of Babes
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Paris Hilton is a Charitable Slut
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Tight Body With Tan Lines
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So There’s Kanye West Dick Pics Floating Around…
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Selena Gomez is a Good Looking Piece of Jailbait
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Miley Cyrus In A Short Little Skirt
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Shaia LaBeouf Freakin’ Out on the Paparazzi like a Girl
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Jayde Nicole Lookin’ Hot in Lingerie – Unfortunately
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2010

18

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis Nipple Slip of the Day

I don’t know when these Elisabetta Canalis nipple slip pics are from…They look like they are from a TV show…but I can’t find the clip…I don’t think that really matters….I mean we’ve seen her thonged bikini bottom ass , and in her see through panty exposing dress, and her hard nipples on the beach and even in another nipple slip and a whole lot of Elisabetta Canalis ” target=”_blank”>other goodness…But we’ve never seen these…but then again before she was banging George Clooney, we never saw her cuz she hardly exsited…She owes him…..and I guess he owes her for keeping the fact that he’s a homosexual secret.

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2010

18

Oct

Christina Hendricks in her 90s Teenage Angst Pic of the Day

This is an old picture of Christina Hendricks from what I guess is the mid 90s when she was 18 or 19….back when this kind of Angelina Jolie lookin’ dressed in black with dyed black hair hardcore chick shit was considered the hottest thing at every grunge show…

I don’t see why you would care….considering she’s not showing off her tits…the only thing she is good for….but maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes to know where the tits you love so much came from…..the sensitive masturbator…and that’s why I’m posting this.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2010

18

Oct

Jenna Jameson in Some Classy Pants at the Jackass 3D Premiere of the Day

Jenna Jameson was at the Jackass 3D premiere in tight clothes…for those of you who are interested in knowing what a woman who used to fuck countless men and take countless loads on her face in exchange for money some wouldn’t consider quite enough to make them do what she did on camera, despite the fact that if she didn’t do what she did, she probably would be working as a truckstop checkout girl or strungout on drugs as a whore no one wants to fuck cuz she’s too old and used up…

But that’s not way to talk about my TWITTER girlfriend….we all fuck…some of us even fuck a lot of people…some of us pay for it…some of us do it to advance our careers or living situations…some of us do it on camera…some of us do it as a career…and who really cares…cuz I’d still eat her out but then again we’re in internet love….and based on these pants at least she knows where she stands in life.

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2010

18

Oct

Brooklyn Decker Ass in a Bikini on Set of the Day

I am going to say something…and you aren’t going to like it….and that something is that Brooklyn Decker is an overrated bikini model with no ass that is pretty uninteresting to look at cuz it has no soul and who is only liked because of marketing and her really awesome tits on a skinny frame….

She was only the SI covergirl cuz she is Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds and her husband is a pro athlete with a lot of money and connections with Sports media….that’s pretty much all there is to her…a husband who wants to be dating a swimsuit model who has reached the top of the swimsuit model world….even it he had to buy it for her..

And now she’s got cocky and is trying to launch an acting career, cuz that’s what these models who have been working as models since they were 14, who has had nothing but positive re-inforcement all their lives and who have never been told they fucking suck, except maybe by me on TWITTER but she blocked me for that….

Here she is doin’ what she’s good at…getting work cuz she looks good in a bikini….unfortunately hiding the best of her….but still worth lookin’ at cuz I am married to a pig of a woman and this shit is my escape.

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Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2010

18

Oct

J.Woww Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It is amazing to me that just a year and a half ago, these trashcan pieces of shit were the slimey shit you see at the bar. I have a feeling that before the cameras were on them, they were the shy trash that wished they could be what they’ve become, and thanks to MTV it happened. None of them had education or training, none of them had talent and none of them performed, except maybe J-Woww, cuz you generally don’t get fake tits unless you’re stripping….and here are those shitty fake tits, haggard face, with more money than ever, with more celebrity than they deserve and this whole joke has gone on a little too far that now that it’s not even a fucking joke, these people are legit Hollywood….making it pretty clear to me that Hollywood is fucking over.

So here are her trashy fake tits that I am amazed haven’t been flashed at some party on the show yet…Her nipples are a mystery but will make an appearance in Playboy for more money than she’s worth…and I’m posting it cuz I like trashy gutter whores….even if I hate Jersey Shore and everything it stands for…

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2010

18

Oct

Megan Fox has Given Up on Life of the Day

I can only assume Megan Fox is pregnant. Girls just don’t dress like this in public. They don’t even dress like this to go to the gym. Unless maybe they are overweight and don’t feel comfortable in spandex. I know pretty fucking dumpy girls who don’t give a fuck about what they look like who wear sweatpants and shit all the time and oversized sweatpants when they are on their period who wouldn’t be caught wearing this outfit….

So it’s safe to say that with her marriage to some has been from 90210 who brain washed her, the slump in her career by getting fired from the one show she does, the realization that we can find hotter pussy and her pussy is replacable, and the high probablity she’s pregnant that she might as well just put a gun to her head and call it a fucking day….cuz this is a slow drawn out Suicide attempt that T.I. can’t be a hero and save….

RIP Megan Fox….

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

18

Oct

Annalynne McCord in a Bikini Top of the Day

Annalynne McCord was spotted in a bikini top…which was no surprise because she likes all the attention she can get in her moderate low level fame…and figures the more naked she gets her uselessness, the more people will look, stare, notice or talk about her, and I’d like to say that strategy, although easy and obvious is a good one, cuz whether you’re hot or not, as long as you’re naked and have a pussy, and sometimes even if you don’t have a pussy I’ll watch….cuz really I got nothing else goin’ on.

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