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2010

18

Oct

Brooklyn Decker Ass in a Bikini on Set of the Day

I am going to say something…and you aren’t going to like it….and that something is that Brooklyn Decker is an overrated bikini model with no ass that is pretty uninteresting to look at cuz it has no soul and who is only liked because of marketing and her really awesome tits on a skinny frame….

She was only the SI covergirl cuz she is Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds and her husband is a pro athlete with a lot of money and connections with Sports media….that’s pretty much all there is to her…a husband who wants to be dating a swimsuit model who has reached the top of the swimsuit model world….even it he had to buy it for her..

And now she’s got cocky and is trying to launch an acting career, cuz that’s what these models who have been working as models since they were 14, who has had nothing but positive re-inforcement all their lives and who have never been told they fucking suck, except maybe by me on TWITTER but she blocked me for that….

Here she is doin’ what she’s good at…getting work cuz she looks good in a bikini….unfortunately hiding the best of her….but still worth lookin’ at cuz I am married to a pig of a woman and this shit is my escape.

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2010

18

Oct

J.Woww Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It is amazing to me that just a year and a half ago, these trashcan pieces of shit were the slimey shit you see at the bar. I have a feeling that before the cameras were on them, they were the shy trash that wished they could be what they’ve become, and thanks to MTV it happened. None of them had education or training, none of them had talent and none of them performed, except maybe J-Woww, cuz you generally don’t get fake tits unless you’re stripping….and here are those shitty fake tits, haggard face, with more money than ever, with more celebrity than they deserve and this whole joke has gone on a little too far that now that it’s not even a fucking joke, these people are legit Hollywood….making it pretty clear to me that Hollywood is fucking over.

So here are her trashy fake tits that I am amazed haven’t been flashed at some party on the show yet…Her nipples are a mystery but will make an appearance in Playboy for more money than she’s worth…and I’m posting it cuz I like trashy gutter whores….even if I hate Jersey Shore and everything it stands for…

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2010

18

Oct

Megan Fox has Given Up on Life of the Day

I can only assume Megan Fox is pregnant. Girls just don’t dress like this in public. They don’t even dress like this to go to the gym. Unless maybe they are overweight and don’t feel comfortable in spandex. I know pretty fucking dumpy girls who don’t give a fuck about what they look like who wear sweatpants and shit all the time and oversized sweatpants when they are on their period who wouldn’t be caught wearing this outfit….

So it’s safe to say that with her marriage to some has been from 90210 who brain washed her, the slump in her career by getting fired from the one show she does, the realization that we can find hotter pussy and her pussy is replacable, and the high probablity she’s pregnant that she might as well just put a gun to her head and call it a fucking day….cuz this is a slow drawn out Suicide attempt that T.I. can’t be a hero and save….

RIP Megan Fox….

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2010

18

Oct

Annalynne McCord in a Bikini Top of the Day

Annalynne McCord was spotted in a bikini top…which was no surprise because she likes all the attention she can get in her moderate low level fame…and figures the more naked she gets her uselessness, the more people will look, stare, notice or talk about her, and I’d like to say that strategy, although easy and obvious is a good one, cuz whether you’re hot or not, as long as you’re naked and have a pussy, and sometimes even if you don’t have a pussy I’ll watch….cuz really I got nothing else goin’ on.

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2010

18

Oct

Emma Stone on Letterman of the Day

I don’t know why I like Emma Stone. But I like Emma Stone. She kinda has an inbred face like she was first cousins and sisters with Kristen Stewart, but for some reason, I’m drawn in. Maybe it’s cuz I saw Zombieland and the only other pussy in the shit was Little Miss Sunshine who despite potential of breaking down as a childstar who was exploited, is a little to young for me….or Maybe it’s cuz I was drunk watching Letterman at my creepy neighbor’s house and I spent what felt like hours, but what was really just a few minutes trying to see up her short dress and these are the before and after pictures of that glorious experience I had.

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2010

18

Oct

Christina Aguilera’s Cameltoe at the Pumpkin Patch of the Day

I know these pumpkin patch pictures are from the other day. I also know that alll pumpkin patch pictures are a key ingredient in a publicist’s todo list every year. I guess it is because it shows their parental/family side of the celebrity, but I think it’s just a traditional photo-op and there are always tons of paparazzi there….It gives something for the magazines to write about…and I guess Christina Aguilera’s people want to communicate how despite the divorce, she’s still a good mother with her priorities in order, there for her kid….only we all know in 14 years, little Max is going to blame himself for the divorce, making him just another kid from a divorced family, with tons of stupid issues, drug addictions, self-destructive for attention behavior and a dream thatone day his parents will get back together for him….unless of course a quality stepfather steps in, making the monster dad no one understands obsolete as he always should have been…..I nominate me.

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl sent me an email saying she goes into the Apple Store and sets every ipad to DrunkenStepfather.com as the homescreen…and now DrunkenStepfather.com is blocked at the Apple Store she goes to and possibly all Apple Stores, but that’s the kind of gangster, guerilla, street promotion I wish I had more people doin’ for me….cuz it’s funny and rewarding…and makes me think there’s an actual point to what I do….

Which up until now has really been all about trying to get hot girls to add me to my FACEBOOK

And I guess posting the stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits anf Fat Gut at the Pumpkin Patch for More Divorce Publicity
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When Not Drinking Cough Syrup and Crashing Cars, T.I Saves People About to Commit Suicide
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Amateur Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Get a new look that will get you pussy….cuz chicks dig this…trust!
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Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage is Out of Hand
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Because That Real Doll of Yours is Getting Mighty Worn Out
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JWoww and the 20 Most Badass Reality TV Show Fighters
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Annalynne McCord Spreads Them
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Zach Galfinakis is a doing that fat dudes in Swimsuit Calendars Joke
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Mayra Leal Nude In MACHETE
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Man Bruce Willis’s Wife is Hot
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Annalynne McCord Tight Body in a Wet Suit
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Sophia Vergara, Tasty
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The Most Amazing Animated GIF of Salma Hayek’s Tits Ever
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See Saw FAIL – VIDEO
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This Picture of AC Slater Holding a Baby is Pretty Much the Gayest Thing I Have ever Seen, and Trust Me I Have Seen Some Gay Shit. But That Doesn’t Make Me Gay!
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Jaime Will Get You Excited
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Ophilia is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Vivid Entertainment VERSUS AIDS
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Karlie Montana and Sabrina Rose. Hot!
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Joanna Krupa in an Amazing Tight Dress
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My Favorite Gutter Pussy Cleaned Up and Showing Off Her Fake Tits Pushed Up and Hot….
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Ashley Green Loves Her Some Meat
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Jasmine Waltz: I Had Lots of Sex With David Arquette. Lots, I Say!
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Top 5 List of Out There Fetishes
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Latoya Jackson is Fucking Insane and I Love It
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Miranda Kerr is A Great Addition to Any Shitty Day
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Bill O’Reilly is a Fuckin Bigot – VIDEO
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Jameson Opens Wide
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Sluts Order Cheeseburgers Topless and In Their Underwear
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Striptease of the Day
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Playmate Rhian Allise
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10 childrenís characters who were definitely on drugs
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Nilanti Narain is as Good a Way to End the Day As Any
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Watch Miley Cyrus Confront Female Paparazzo – VIDEO
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2010

18

Oct

Katherine Heigl Bikini Picture from her Hot Tub Scandal of the Day

Katherine Heigl was being a bad parent the other night and decided to have a little hot tub party like she was still in college only with a body of a 35 year old mom….I don’t know if their was cocaine, drinking, E or roofies in the mix to make this an actual hot tub party…but I do know the police were called possibly cuz the hot tub was made into a health hazard they had to confiscate due to dirty pussy….like the time my friend told his wife he got herpes after a conference in the Bahamas from being in a dirty hot tub…and neglected to tell her that he was also in a dirty local….

Either way the paps got a bikini pic and all bikini pics on bitches with tits are good for my soul.


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2010

18

Oct

Jenna Jameson is My Internet Girlfriend of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was not the time I was one of 8 people blocked by Ashton Kutcher , or the period of time that Lindsay Lohan followed me before her evil group of evil friends told her not to, or the fact that every single celebrity who probably doesn’t even write their own twitter, but who instead use it as a money-making tool has blocked me, except for the Kim Kardashian pig….but that’s cuz we have an understanding…and she likes everyone, even insignificant people knowing what she’s up to…

The highlight of my TWITTER experience was when Jenna Jameson used to message me, despite the hundreds of men she’s fucked who she could reach out to, back before her husband beat her up and called her a meth addict…cuz she looks like she could be one…

Here she is not showing off her vagina…even though that’s kinda what we’d like from her…because that’s kinda her gig…even if she has a beautiful soul behind all that stale cum stained skin….but her father just died and in a pornstar world….father’s a myth…so it’s a pretty big deal.

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2010

18

Oct

Hayden Panettiere in a Tight Black Outfit of the Day

The thing I like about Hayden Panettiere is that she gets slammed by a dude much bigger than her….when we all know midgets usually stick together and don’t venture out…of that world and into the world of big people…unless they are doing fetish porn….but for some reason Hayden’t gone to the extreme and found some giant 6 foot 5 Russian heavyweight boxing motherfucker named Wladimir Klitschko…making them look like they are the cast of a freakshow at the traveling circus…making me wonder how this shit works….making me think the lastname Klitschko translates to broken pussy in english….Good thing black is thinning…cuz otherwise we may be able to see just how fat and swollen her twat actually is..

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