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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Oct

Taylor Momsen Does a Magazine in her Panties of the Day

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Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

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2010

Oct

More of the Miley Cyrus Braless Pics of the Day

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I posted these Miley Cyrus No Bra pictures last night….I didn’t realize that there was no bra in the pics…I was just trying to hype her up in the last 3 months of being illegal, so that she really makes her shit go nuts and naked and really exploits sex to leave behind a lot of jerk off material for generations to come, in the event that this is the last of her and she fades into no where like she was Jojo Levesque and every other disney trash slut who didn’t last much bast her 18th birthday….

So here are a bunch of other pictures of her showing off the fact that she really knows the celeb hustle….and she’s going to carry us into her being legal gracefully enough to make Billy Ray and the Disney Execs proud they taught her how to deep throat before her throat was even fully grown….

I don’t know what that means.

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2010

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Whore Lookin’ Body of the Day

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Sophie Turner’s publicist sent me a fake Lawyer’s letter to make me hate her a while ago….pretty much trying to make me retract that Sophie Turner is a pornstar….because based on her look I thought she was a pornstar….when really she’s a Lawyer from Australia who had a reality show career and low level modeling career that gave her an ego to come to America to make a name for herself only to have her whore body, her whore hair, her whore tan and her whoreoutfits confuse us and leave us thinking she’s a stripper or pornstar, but not just any stripper or pornstar, one who is so desperate for cash, she fucks for money in hotel rooms with perverts willing to pay to make her feel wanted on the side…

And who really fucking cares…She’s a nobody and that’s it.

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2010

Oct

Hilary Duff Tight Dress of the Day

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I guess Hilary Duff’s husband is on the road, or maybe she is, because she’s finally been allowed to sleep out of her men’s briefs she’s been wearing since they started dating as it allows him to live out his homo hockey lockerroom fantasy, and slip into a tight little dress, showing off her body well enough to let me ignore her broad, masculine back she’s built up to help her husband live out his hockey lockerroom fantasy, and stare at her tits, that she didn’t strap down for him to live out his hockey lockerroom fantasies….

Jocks are weird and so is the pussy they fuck….you know trying to adapt to their “always around dudes” needs….so here’s Hilary Duff lookin good enough for me to pretend she doesn’t strap on a 14 inch black cock to make a bitch out of her man, and focus on the goods that may not be so good anymore…but that are good enough…

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2010

Oct

Phoebe Price Attention Whore of the Day

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This pumpkin patch is a fucking joke….There is no way this many celebs need pumpkin, but more importantly, there’s no way celebrities care enough about finding the perfect pumpkin, or the great rewarding experience that comes with choosing their own pumpkin…they could just send their hired help to do it.

This might as well be a photobooth that automatically uploads their bottom-feeding, boring pictures to the tabloids….because that’s the only reason this shit is there….and the only reason celebs are going to it…it’s a publicist set up load of fucking shit, so whenever I see pictures of the shit, I get mad knowing it’s just that easy for these pigs.

This pumpkin patch needs trashy has-beens trying to insert pumpkin’s in their lesbian cunts…then it will redeem itself….I’m talking to you Lohan, escape rehab properly this time and make it happen…..

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2010

Oct

Raquel Zimmermann for Some Campaign of the Day

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Raquel Zimmerman is a model I want to fuck. I posted pictures of Raquel Zimmermann Naked As Fuck a couple of weeks ago, so I’ve got some pretty obvious expectations for her to keep on bringing the naked, because we’ve already seen it and stared at it long enough to count all her pubic hair and are ready to see more, but instead all I’ve got is this campaign she did for some company, which I guess is good enough while we wait for more pussy lip to be exposed…cuz sometimes…I like to cocktease myself with pictures…you know build myself up to the nudes by starting with tight shorts and see through shirts….

Yes, I am that pathetic…

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2010

Oct

Cheryl Cole Tits for Some Bullshit of the Day

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This titty picture of Cheryl Cole is doing the rounds of the internet because everyone loves Cheryl Cole , or is it Cheryl Tweedy , or is it Cheryl Tweedy Cole , because she made the stupid mistake of changing it when she got married, without anticipating a divorce, giving her a bunch of fucking names and fucking up everyone who hardly knows who she is to begin with along the way, cuz I do this celebrity bullshit everyday and I still have to google her to see what she does cuz I only know her for being some gutter pussy with prison Tattoos I would be down to watch fuck because I don’t think I have a physical ability to fuck her myself….

I have a feeling this picture is from her recent Calendar ,that I already posted pictures of….but who really cares….it’s tits…look at them and imagine what they look like exposed….

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2010

Oct

Charlotte di Calypso Freaking Me Out of the Day

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This is some 19 year old model with a wild stage name that you’d think she was a featured mainstage showgirl at your local stripclub, but instead is a model from Paris, who is in her bra while creeping the fuck out of me in this Taylor Momesen Grinch Who Stole Christmas themed stepford wife robot photoshoot that I am only posting cuz I know androids are pornographic to most of you who have given up on real life pussy cuz it always disappoints….

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2010

Oct

LeAnn Rimes Bent Over in Shorts of the DAy

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As much as I hate LeAnn Rimes and find her irritating and inbred looking I have to give her some resepct openly coming out as a slut who cheats on her husband and playing it off in a way that her Christian fans, and she’s got a fucking lot of them, cuz Christians are the only people who listen to that shitty music, still support her choices….She did the whole “I feel bad about what I did but followed my heart” in some kind of sob story that has hopefully let her ex husband finally come out of the closet and that people respond to…

Which is a lot better than the times me or my friends cheat on our wives and get cuaght….we always get the neighbors, family and friends giving us dirty looks and calling us disgusting, because I guess we don’t have LeAnn Rimes’ publicity spinning our whore stories….

I’ve never found her hot, but then again, I’ve never seen her slut pussy from this angle, and I’m kinda digging it, but that’s always the case with bitches I hate, put them on all fours, or bend over and shove a pair of socks down their throat and I can put my anger behind me and focus at the task at hand….

To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link – Cuz the Paparazzi Who Owns Them Is Trying to Sue Me for 80,000 Dollars from 4 Years Ago….So I Avoid Posting His Pictures…
GO

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2010

Oct

Avril Lavigne Topless in Maxim of the Day

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Despite the fact that Avril Lavigne dresses like a 14 year old girl at the mall in the suburbs, she is 26. That means that her little teenage angst costumes, although a fetish to some, look really fucking stupid to me….and I’m sure to a lot of other people who like their 14 year old girl fetishes to star 14 year old girls and not the old hags trying to cash in on them…meaning these pictures woulda been better a decade ago when she first hit…you know when what she was doing was cute to us perverts and not desperate and holding only some mainstream indy kid image that paid the bills…and lured in all the lebsian haircut faux bisexul kids with no real gender who have a skaterboy of their own making her shit so relatable…and making me depressed about how shitty the youth of today are…

I can only assume she’s sexing it up to compete with her boyfriend Brody Jenner’s ex, Jayde Nicole, who has bigger tits and did Playboy, or maybe she’s finally willing to accept that dudes are perverts and only interested if she’s naked….or maybe she hasn’t done shit in a few years and trying to switch things up cuz she relizes the market she used to go after would never buy into her bullshit act anymore…cuz I can’t imagine her having fans…..

I’m hardly interested in figuring this one out, this Canadian pig fucking irritates me…and that’s all I have to say about that….

Here are the bullshit pictures of a bullshit “artist”…..

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