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2010

18

Oct

HBOoobs of the Day

HBOobs has an image to maintain in terms of being the cable network most like watching actual movies because they swear and show a little tits…So I like to do a round-up whenever I get sent the clips in emails of all the lastest HBO tits that I am missing cuz I don’t own a TV….sure it’s an obvious tactic and maybe even gratuitous but tits are tits and here are this weeks HBOobs…

Here’s Gretchen Mole and Some Other Twat…..in Boardwalk Empire

Some Bitch Named Emily Meade in Boardwalk Empire….

Julie Atlas Muz in Bored TO Death Doing Some Crazy Fat Chick Burlesque Shit

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2010

18

Oct

Gisele’s Mom Body in her Bikini of the Day

Gisele brought her implant tits, her adopted baby she faked a pregnancy with…and tucked her cock in nice and good at the beach because she’s a dude who is trying to maintain an image for both her modeling career and her man’s football career…cuz if the whole world knew the truth that her name is Ricardo the little Portuguese Brazilian who was raised by his mom in a house full of sisters who took to dressing like a bitch and living life as a bitch cuz it was all her knew…before getting recruited by Victoria’s Secret, only to get fireed by Victoria’s Secret a few years later cuz we were onto them….

I saw Sleepaway Camp, I know how this shit goes….and the sad truth is that dick or not…If it’s attached to a body like this…I’m pretty fucking down…No Homo….just working off percentages and as far as I’m concerned most of her looks like a chick and that’s more than I can say about chicks I’ve actually stuck my dick inside…who were actual chicks…

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2010

18

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Ass in Denim of the Day

Someone needs to get this bitch a pair of really high heels, a few harnesses and straps, some better fitting pants, like she was Kim Kardashian….the expert at making a fat dumpy ass on a lazy 5 foot 2 girl look like something I want to eat for lunch, instead of something that looks like it’s eaten way too much for lunch and it’s ready to explode into a fat, donut filled mess…if you know what I mean….

I am sure in your small town hell you live in, you wish girls were this fit, but instead they just eat up the snack food rack at the Walmart they work at during lunch break, but to someone who is around fit women on the street regularly, I can say…there’s nothing good about this ass….except for maybe how it looks like it’s about to eat itself as targeted canibalism could really save this bitch and her quest to getting pregnant….if she isn’t already pregnant and has been the last 22 months like some kind of human elephant her ass appears to be……

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2010

18

Oct

Victoria Beckham’s Crotch for Marie Claire of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her robot mound in some magazine spread that didn’t involve her being spread…and that’s kinda unfortunate…because I have this hobby where I spend hours comparing vaginas and it’d be nice to get her in the mix…I also have a think where I like seeing every single girl’s vagina no matter how big, small, polluted, hairy, infected, disabled, old, deformed, tasty, rich and luxurious it is….but I guess the concept behind this, where a girl is in her bathing suit, under a coat and letting the wind strategically flash us, like this slut I used to know who would intentionally go out on windy days in a short skirt and no panties on cuz she loved showing strangers her cunt but liked that nature was deciding who got to see it for her…like some kind of hippie…..and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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2010

18

Oct

Kate Moss’ Nipple for Vogue of the Day

Kate Moss chanelled her fantasy of the late 70s early 80s rock and roll groupie scene back when getting Aids for people who share needles and fucking homeless looking pussy while on the road despite having a supermodel girlfriend back home wasn’t really a scary a thought…a thought that Kate Moss is reminded of everytime she goes to the doctor for her blood tests…cuz she’s a dirty dirty bird who HIV positive or not, I’ve always had a serious appreciation for and a little STD doesn’t stop me from loving her long dirty mom legs in these pictures…

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A reader sent this in….it is of a restaurant in China called Spent Lohan cuz the Chinese are so advanced, modern and convenient…which is surprising since I thought the only dude who read my site was so fat he was bed bound, too out of shape to jerk off, only cumming when his balls filled to the brim and he thought hard enough….living in his mom’s house….and not world travelers…but I guess that’s a good thing…together we can spread the drunkenstepfather gospel around the world….


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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Lookin Fine
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2010

18

Oct

Kim Kardashian Gets Naked for W Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what this picture is of…but apparently it’s Kim Kardashian totally naked for W magazine….which is typical because bitch built a career on getting fucked by a colored in video in her Kim K Superstar Sex Tape …but a little surprising because she’s the kind of whore who is trying to legitimize herself by not being a whore…or giving the public another taste of her nakedness….she even went after Playboy cuz they ran a pic of her a few months ago…proving that she’s just a publicity queen who loves any attention and as long as she gets naked, photoshopped or not…I’m down….even though I can’t stand this lazy, sloppy lookin scam artist cunt…

Either way, this is huge….literally….


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2010

18

Oct

Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive of the Day

Esquire has named Minka Kelly the sexiest woman alive…There are a lot of pussies roaming this earth and I can Guarantee Minka Kelly is not the hottest of them…which brings up an interesting point….who the fuck is Esquire….who really gives a fuck about Esquire and what makes Esquire and their homo staff an authority on anything.

This is just some paid off marketing scam and I am buying into hit cuz I like all bitches in lingerie…whether Esquire and their homo writers approve or not…

Posted in:Minka Kelly

2010

18

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of mom Alessandra Ambrosio making a lot of money cuz she sold her soul to a bikini company….and I’m giving thanks on Canadian Thanksgiving that she did…

I don’t think anything needs to be said about this…other than I think this is what Thanksgiving is all about…not the pilgrims raping the indians and eating their turkey after stealing their land…but about mom’s bouncing back almost fully from giving birth cuz they have no choice as this is their livlihood and all they are good for…it gives us hope that we won’t end up with a fat slob of a wife when we grow up…who never loses her pregnancy weight…turning into something you never would have knocked up and married if you knew it would end up like this…

Who am I kidding, people like you take whatever you can get and even then you are amazed you convinced something with a vagina to fuck you no matter how disgusting the body that pussy is attached to….

All this to say, Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini is a good thing. It inspires. If you’re married show it to your wife…cuz no matter how much tape and glue it takes to fit her ravaged pussy into her bikini bottoms, the rest of her is almost at 100 percent, proving pregnancy weight is a scam women have going on together to use as an excuse for their laziness cuz life for them as a sexual object ends when they become settled down moms…but it doesn’t have to be that way and it is not always that way…so let’s just enjoy a girl and her hot body who did things right…

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2010

18

Oct

Shauna Sand Flashes Her Underwear for the Kids of the DAy

Shauna Sand is a great mother….Here she is taking her kids out to the pumpkin patch…something a mother who doesn’t care would never do…unless maybe she knew hundred of paparazzi were there and she was a total attention craving prostitute who made a career as an exhibitionist both before and after she turned herself into a horrible looking monster with a dead fucking vagina

I have no idea what’s going to happen to her kids, I do know that having a disgusting sex tape with one of her many houseboy’s she imports from european modeling agencies, along with stupid tits and outfits….and pretty much being a novelty act everyone laughs at…is bound to do some serious damage and I think it’s gonna be fun to watch….and that’s probably one of the reason why I track Shauna Sand’s every move…and push her disgusting pussy getting fucked in her Sex Tape that I did jerk off to twice to see if I could….the other reason is pretty much having nothing else to do.

I want to see the video of how this shit went down…was it a girl’s gone wild situation…where the paps egg her on, or was it just her way to get noticed like a college girl..30 years too late….and the whole thing is amazing…

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