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2010

18

Oct

Amanda Seyfried is Boring and Sloppy With Her Dog of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is boring….

If you go through my Amanda Seyfriend archives , you’ll see that this is nothing new….

She is some kind of hipster and it’s pretty fucking disgusting….I realize that everyone is a fucking hipster now…it’s just kinda the way things went…and shit somehow became mainstream…so it’s not like this bitch is blazing a new path into some subculture…but is instead making me feel like I’m locked in an Urban Outfitters with a bunch of ratty kids and their neon sunglasses….but underneath this grime…is pussy I want to fuck. not necessarily cuz of her mainstream disney candy coated shit she’s into…but because she gets fucking naked in her other movies…and looks good when stripped the fuck down…..

Here she is boring us on the streets

And here she is in Chloe to Balance things out, cuz she’s not all bad….I know she’s got hope…


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2010

18

Oct

Eliza Dushku Loves Black Cock of the Day

Just a reminder…Eliza Dushku…the celebrity for a minute you probably got off to when she was loves black cock…

And it’s probably because she’s got a big vagina at least that’s what you’d think as it is eating her pants…

That’s all I gotta say about that….

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2010

18

Oct

Isabel Lucas Hiding What Could Be a Fat Ass of the Day

Isaebel Lucas needs to spend less time sniffing flowers and more time sniffing speed, because I think her acting money has made her a lazy pig, at least based on her hips….it’s safe to say her ass got fat…

I know I am going to get hate mail from the virgin loser who watches Transformers 2 every night before bed cuz it makes him feel like everything is gonna be okay and everything is going to work out ok for him….cuz he thinks he’s dating Isabel Lucas, since he’s jerked off to her so many times, and technically, I think that probably counts as a relationship, but the fact that she’s wearing a sweater to cover up proves my fucking point…

So don’t hate me, hate your bitch Isabel for announcing to the world that she’s insecure with her shit and wearing a sweater casually around her waist to cover it up…..cuz I hate when bitches do this sweater around the waist bullshit…it happens a lot…mainly when chubby chicks are jogging…and it’s gotta fucking stop….

I do like the fact that she reminds me of the scared Austistic girl we used to finger in high schoo….She would always dress in muppet and disney gear…very introverted and loved picking flowers, smelling flowers and dancing around the the field with her flowers, like some kind of hippie on acid, before we’d attack…but that’s got nothing to do with this…

I don’t buy this cute shit, she’s just doing all she can to distract us from her recent fatness…sort it out…get out of the Elmo shirt and into the Miss Piggy one…we’re onto you…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

18

Oct

Sofia Vergara’s Sister Trying to Get Famous of the Day

In every immigrant family there’s always a latch on, jealous sister trying to capitalize on her sister’s accomplishments, you know, unable to accept that maybe her sister is actually better than her but unfortunately for the Vergara family, Sandra Vergara was in such a rush to ride her sister Sofia’s coattails that she forgot her tits in Columbia, or wherever the fuck they are from…

I guess she doesn’t really understand the abuse her sister’s throat went through to get to this level….you know the sacrifices her pussy made to be a big star in America…or she just doesn’t care and feels entitled to the American dream just because of her last name…she let her sister do all the dirty work and here she is trying to reap the reward. Fucking useless spic needs to not let the bright lights shining on her sister blind her…and step up her fucking the right producer skills…by by the looks of her, I doubt that’ll be an issue…slut.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2010

18

Oct

Nude Nuns with Big Guns Tralier of the Day

I don’t know if this movie actually happened, or if it’s just some viral video pretending to be an actual movie, but I am pretty sure this isn’t a hollywood production, it is filled with no names and is not something hollywood would endorse, unless it gets popular on the internet and Hollywood picks up the distribution rights to it cuz those follower snakes like making money on everything they can…but don’t like

I liked the title….the synopsis is alright….

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns

This is some stupid shit but watch the trailer…there’s tit in it…

Posted in:Trailer

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Stam for Vogue UK of the Day

I know she’s not posing naked…she’s not even posing half naked and I have no reason to post this, other than that I’ve started a new feature called “Girls DJ AM Boned Before he Died who have Blocked me on Twitter” and it was a toss up between posting pictures of Nicole Richie, or this model bitch….

Now you may not know who Jessica Stam is, but she is a textbook case of retarded but good looking enough to save her….She was taken out of school at 14 and has the brain of an 11 year old..seriously dumb as fucking shit…fully retarded or at least retarded enough for even me, someone who hates people who block me, to say “Thank god she’s got her look to make her money, cuz otherwise bitch would end up dead trying to do the wiring in her house with her tongue, or something equally dumb as shit”….but after much thought, I’m pretty stupidness makes makes for good sex not because you’ve wanted to fuck an 11 year old without all the negative attention….but because stupid people are easy to get what you want out of them…

Here are her pics from a recent VOGUE UK shoot to start my day….while your day is probably halfway through…

Posted in:Jessica Stam

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am whoring my facebook out harder than my mom whored her pussy out when I was a kid…she had the right idea…why work when you can just do what you like doing and get paid for it…I respect her for paving her own way in life…too bad for the AIDS in the early 80s though…yes…that hard….or to make things little easier to understand, I’m whoring out my Facebook harder than you cum when you have a dick in your ass…you queer….

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Here are my stepLINKS….


Paris Hilton is a Stepmother – Welcome to the club you wretched whore
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Kim Kardashian Continues Her Transformation Into Frankenstein
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Look Good For Once in Your Life…You Should Listen…Cuz It’s True…Girls Get Wet for This….But You’re Not Gonna Listen…Cuz You’re a Fucking Loser destined to fail…Instead of taken the advice from somone who already has…
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Because It’s a Lot Easier Than Playing Imaginary Girlfriend
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Ginger Spice Shows Off Her Mom Tits
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Holly Madison’s Best Tit Moments
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Nicki Minaj Does Rolling Stone
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How Much Water Can You Fit inside a Girl’s Rectum? Well You’re About to Find Out
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20 Sports Movies So Bad They’re Good
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Rachel McAdams Topless
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Aubrey O’Day Makes Good Use of Twitter By Posting a Pic in Her Thong
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Naomi Watts is a Whore I want to pay to fuck up the ass…but can’t afford to…
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Jessica Stam is Still as Hot as Ever
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I Would LOVE to Know What Is Going on in This Picture
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a Hot Teen is Spandex? Yes Please
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This Bikini Bike Wash Will Make You Day Better – VIDEO
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Zeina Hart Knows How to Have Fun when She’s Alone
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Nickie Minaj is Fucking Insane and I Love It
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What’s Wrong With This Picture
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Carolyn Reese and Bailey Brooks Get Freaky
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the Top 5 Sex Toys Inspire By Celebrity
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Eva LongWHORia is Looking Alright in These Promos
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Jane Darling Rubs One Out
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Demi Moore is Totally Into Banging Chicks and Here’s the Whole Story Behind That
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Isabeli Fontana Sizzles in VOGUE Brazil
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Who Says the Chicks in London Aren’t Babes? WOW
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Emma Rigby is Like a Younger, Hotter Pam Anderson
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Implants Or Not, Those Are Some SWEET Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lou Dobbs Employs Illegals. Whoops.
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for Someone Who Is Always Complaining About Her Big Ass Kim Kardashian Sure Stuffs Her Fucking Face a Lot
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Pervert Teaches Self Defense
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striptease of the Day
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Penthouse Pet Isis Taylor
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Babes and booze: The world’s 10 greatest drinking spectacles
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Julissa is Looking good In Bermuda
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AnnaLynne McCord Just Because
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Jessica Burciaga Shows Off Her Goodies!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Gemma Arterton Topless in Some Movie of the Day

I’ve never heard of this Gemma Arterton bitch because I am not from the UK, but apparently she was in Prince of Persia, a movie I pretended never happened, after my ridiculous altercation with homosexual and emotional freakshow Jake Gyllenhaal, when he went nuts in my face and pushed around the girl I was with after I mocked him for killing Heath Ledger as he danced on a table in a retaurant like some kind of showgirl….when no one else was galavanting like his insecure, weasel pussy self….it was pretty much the peak of this site…cuz every high powered attorney and publicist in hollywood was sending me emails to pull the story and they even paid E! to try to spin the story to make me look bad, and obviously it worked, cuz that’s Hollywood…straight bullshit fed to the masses….I can’t even believe people think the twitter accounts of these celebs are actually the celebs…it’s all fucking lies motherfucker….

But enough about that, we don’t need to relive the past, let’s focus on Gemma Arterton getting naked in some movie called The Disappearance of Alice Creed, which I doubt was on your “Movies To Watch” list, but if it was, I’ve saved you the time, energy and money….cuz here are the good parts….

Gotta like any girl starting out who is willing to get naked and fuck on camera for a little money and exposure….masked as trying to expand her career and depth as an actor…when really she’s just being a slut…

Here’s the first clip….

Here’s the second clip….

Posted in:Gemma Arterton

2010

18

Oct

Kelly Brook in FHM of the Day

Kelly Brook is still milking the final run of her getting topless for money, because soon enough she’ll be too old for this one trick she knows how to do, and I don’t mind watching this hustle, cuz it’s a lot more fun than when she was known as the tits dating the mean guy from Titanic….even if she was doing more topless work then she does now that people have accepted her…and she gets to do FHM family friendly type magazines instead of the smut she was involved with in the past…because anyway you dice it…her natural tits are pretty fucking spectacular…a rare breed of tit these jacked up on implants days…and I think that’s all the talent any girl really needs to make it…..I’m kinda glad things worked out for her…let her inspire the next generation of beautiful natural tits to follow her hustle…now we just have to wait for the sex tape…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

18

Oct

Jayde Nicole’s See Through Dress of the Day

I hate Jayde Nicole. I have seen her in person…she’s this little troll of a pussy and is as uninteresting as you’d expect…if you weren’t blinded by the fact that she is a bitch from Playboy, a stamp of approval your closet case ass needs to determine if pussy is hot….and the truth is that I am surprised she’s even wearing a dress or panties in this picture, since Playboy was her peak and now that her brush with fame is over, thanks to the cancellation of The Hills, a show she managed to fuck her way onto because Hef knows a lot of people…where she pretended to date Brody Jenner, who I am sure was never really dating her…because he was all kinds of girls…but we all knew that shit was all staged…and I should stop bringing it up and let it die the death it deserves….

I just want to point out the one good thing about Jayde Nicole and her white trash upbringing….and that’s that girl knew at a young age, which is the right age, to get naked to get as far ahead as she can, and without that whore logic, she’d probably be stripping or waiting tables, something I am sure she will end up doing eventually, unless she gets an old rich husband, but at least she’ll have these memories…

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