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2010

18

Oct

Britney Spears in a Semi-See Through Shirt of the Day

Here is Britney Pulling off the whole “I just had a one night stand with a business man and I have to wear his shirt around the house because I don’t like walking around naked and my party dress is too much of a production to get into and I am much more into getting out of it and onto successful cock”….excpet this shirt isn’t even a business shirt…it’s some girlie shit totally throwing out my cliche fantasy of pussy in my Yuppie loft….but the good news is her shirt is semi-see through….or at least see through enough to see her lacy night gown she was too lazy to get out of underneath…and that’s good enough for me…

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2010

18

Oct

Susan Boyle’s Virgin Cold Sore

I guess this picture proves that you don’t have to give up your hymen to suck dirty cock…So she can remain wholesome pussy for whoever her 60 year old ass decides to marry now that guys are showing interest in her money…except for the whole herpes on her face thing….

Then again, I haven’t really been keeping up on Susan Boyle’s sex life, so maybe she’s let out 45 year old sexual tenion out all over every groupie’s dick….making this post obsolete…unless of course you think staring at an old lady’s lip herpe is erotic…like I do….making this post a piece of heaven.

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2010

18

Oct

Halle Berry’s Showing Off Tit of the Day

Halle Berry was showing off her tits on her way to her Lawyer to meet with her french Canadian baby daddy to deal with what I can only assume is his settlement cuz fucking Halle Berry for a few years wasn’t quite enough for him, and getting a payout that is more than any gig he’s ever had, making sucking up his homosexuality to play this one out totally worth it…

For those of you don’t know, Halle Berry is some white chick who was born in a middle-class suburb with her white mom and was sent to white school where she was popular and liked by white people…but when she entered Hollywood she decided to spin her story into being a black identity crisis with no father who never fit in, to make the white people helping her get ahead feel comfortable helping someone just like them…but tanned…eventually leading to her winning an Oscar…making her pretty much all bullshit…

What’s not bullshit about her are her tits…

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2010

18

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

I like Ashley Tisdale’s new strategy to try to look less offensively ugly…and that’s by putting on some big glasses and looking towards the ground so we can’t see her asymmetric face…her shitty nose job…or be reminded that even with fame, money, time, an intense workout routine and a team of people buying her awards from MTV saying she’s “Hottest Female Star” to help brainwash the public….you can’t turn an ugly bitch hot…

Now I know, her fans are going to email me bitching at me about how I’d fuck her if I had a chance….so before you do, realize I would fuck a bag of broken glass to feel the sting…I’m pretty much willing to stick my unprotected dick into anything, but I’m not blind or disillusioned, and I know what I am doing is wrong, disgusting, or ugly…So accept the truth…even Ashley Tisdale had…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

Since it’s Canadian Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus and the entertainment she’s brought the last 6 months since she decided to sex herself up as hard as she can to detach herself from her Disney Image, even though some of the dirtiest sex she ever had was in the Disney Offices….but I’d also like to give thanks for Miley Cyrus’ 18th birthday because I know it’ll be a turning point for her, where she either gets more hardcore and naked like the slut she’s trying to market herself as…or people will lose interest in her cuz she’s legal and not all that hot without the taboo of jerking off to her cuz it’s illegal…and we’ll move onto other under 18 year olds….leaving her alone, rejected, desperate for attention and dipping into her savings….leaving her willing to do anything and everything to get that feeling of being on the top of the world back and both outcomes sound good to me…so that’s why I’m giving thanks to Miley…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I got a Facebook message from some dude who wanted to tell me that he was one of the haters I always talk about who hates the stepNEWS, but then he decided to try watching the shit drunk and realized what I was getting at….and watched every single one multiple times and loved it….because life is better drunk….brining up an important point…this site is a great experience as long as you are wasted…that’s the whole point of it…so get drinking….

Here is the latest news…

Algebra Teacher Freaks Out on Students

Donald Woods began throwing desks and chairs in the direction of students in reaction to his 11th Grade Algebra Class students’ taunting in Tennessee. Camera phones suck for crazy people getting filmed….

Detroit Neighbors Taunt Dying Girl-Everyone has heard this story….Websites are trying to distroy this woman…but I’ll post it anyway…cuz it’s hilarious.

Wife Attacked with Hammer in Kansas City

Pregnant GA Mom Accused of Beating Up 6 Year-Old Boy

TX Thief Holds Guilty Sign in Public – I love this public humiliation shit….It’s genius.

KC Woman Wakes Up with “HOE” Carved in Chest

OH Congressional Nominee Admits to Dressing Like Nazi

VA Mom Arrested for Letting 2 Year-Old Daughter Eat Marijuana

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2010

18

Oct

Diora Baird Plays with Her Naked Tits in FHM of the Day

It is Canadian Thanksgiving….So I’ve been sleeping all day and drinking all night…partying with the suits on Sundays cuz they don’t normally party on Sundays, cuz that she’s a work night, like they were 15 and still living with their parents on a school night, cuz I guess some people like growing up….I don’t know why I do it, I don’t talk to anyone, they just give me dirty looks, and only sometimes can I find a horny fat chick willing to buy me drinks cuz I’m willing to talk to her and make her feel like the dirty pig she’s always wanted to be.

That said, I just woke up and all I’ve go lined up is this Diora Bair fondling her tits for FHM….I am just not sure who Diora Baird is, but I think she may be that Darva Conger bitch who was on that millionaire marriage show who did Playboy, but I am probably wrong.

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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…go out…get drunk…do stupid shit…make stupid memories…take pics of panties, tits and you banging bitches then send them to me…let me live vicariously though you….but if you’re the loser I expect you to be and going out isn’t really your thing…but spending your weekend doing your mom’s hair and hanging with your internet friends on the computer…then feel free to add me to FACEBOOK , I need you to make me feel relevant…I don’t care how lame, creepy, scary or awkward you are…

I repeat


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Facebook whoring will resume back on Monday….Don’t blame me, blame Facebook for taking away the right for me to add hot chicks…

Now here are my stepLINKS

Jessica Simpson Big Ass and Short Shorts in Fuck Me Boots for Our Troops
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Amy Winehouse and Her Fake Titties….
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Sluts Get Dirty In Front of the Farmer- VIDEO
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Luxury at Affordable Prices that Will Get You a Real Good Response From Chicks
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 4
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Because It’s Not Like You’re gonna Get Laid This Weekend With a Real Chick
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Lucy Pinder’s Topless And Super Sexy 2011 Calendar Pictures
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Kristanna Loken Shows Off Her TERMINATOR Tits!
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Kate Bosworth, Just Because
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I’m mad at Karissa Shannon for not answering me on twitter after I so nicely hyped up and leaked her sex tape…even when she is Nicely Bent Over in some staged paparazzi pics…
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Here is her sex tape for those of you who care
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I Wish I Was the Guy Boning Charlize Theron
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50 Pictures of Hotties of the Day
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Kardashian Fist Fights at the Club! What What!
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UK page 3 girl Peta tod Naked
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Elle Is Topless And Bangable…And Only 19!
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This Brett Favre/Penisgate Story is Pathetic and Hilarious at the Same Time
(Warning: Contains Penis)
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Catwalk Brawl – VIDEO
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Now THESE Are Some Big Tits – Gallery
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Jessica Burciaga OH MY GOD
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And I Thought I Was a Bad Step Father: Dad & His Sons Video Tape Themselves Gang-Raping A 17-Yr Old Girl! [Video]
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Gotta Love a Girl Orgy – VIDEO
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Jordan Carver’s Tits Are Out of Hand
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Seriously, What the Fuck is WRONG With Kanye West
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Nicole richie Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Jane Darling Rubs One Out
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Sam Grierson Posing For Nuts
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Rihanna is Leggy in Paris
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Some Nicki Reed Cause I Think She Has a Little Trash Vibe To Her and I Like It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Convinced the Entire Kardashian Family is Made of Wax
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TETRIS the Movie. Wait, What? VIDEO
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Naked Chick Playing Wii – VIDEO
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Charlotte Church is Looking Hot
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Premium Gallz : Dominika
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Toni Braxton is Fucking Poorer Than I Am
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Amanda Seyfreid Walks Her Dog and Looks Hot At the Same Time
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Oct

Helen Mirren’s Old Lady Tit in a Movie of the Day



Helen Mirren has a sex scene in some movie called Love Ranch that is going straight to DVD in the UK because it failed in the USA and maybe it had something to do with showing off her 63 year old big granny titty…

She is like the opposite of a Miley Cyrus…you know getting naked cuz it’s the bad decision for your career drawing negative attention to yourself, only in Helen Mirren’s it’s not fun to watch or jerk off to…

There comes an age in every woman’s life where it’s just smartest to save your tits for your miserable husband, the guy you are having an affair with to feel young and the ladies at your aquarobics class…That age hapeened 10 years ago for Helen Mirren…I guess no one told her….

Posted in:Helen Mirren

2010

18

Oct

Miley Cyrus in her Underwear for her New Music Video of the Day

I wonder what Miley is gonna do when she turns 18…..I don’t mean how is she gonna get more hardcore and sexual than this…it’s just that when you market yourself like this when you aren’t 18….part of the hype is that you aren’t 18….meaning when she turns 18…she might as well be dead…I’m sure her and Billy Ray will figure it out….

So here she is in her panties, mild dyking out….perfect for her 11-14 year old fanbase to grow up properly enough to land a lot of men in prison for breaking sex offender laws for taking their slutty teen lead….

On a side note, I love that this was sent to me by a grown man, who is up to speed on Miley’s latest news…fucking weirdness…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus