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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Sep

Lily Allen Hasn’t Had an Abortion Yet of the Day

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Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her….

Here she is pregnant again. Not as arousing as the last time, since Abortions are like porn to me, but Lily Allen being the star of that show, kinda cancelled it out.

I guess she felt so guilty that she couldn’t bring herself to pull out the vacuum again, but more importantly now that she’s pregnant she can eat whatever the fuck she wants and no one can make comments about it, not that she didn’t eat everything she wanted before, just now she doesn’t have to hide in her closet to do it, or cry after she’s done it.

This bitch is a pig and I think it is appropriate that she’s posing with other barnyard animals…and I don’t really know what inspired me to post this…I don’t find her hot ever, but I like to think it all stems from hate.

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2010

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

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The long weekend is over – and it’s nice to see what stupidity people got into….

Wedding Photographer Fight in Ulyanovsk, Russia

Pacific Sun Cruise Liner in Very Heavy Seas. Internal CCTV footage
Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas. Internal CCTV footage

Men Tie Woman Up w/ Vacuum Cleaner Cord
An Arkansas woman was the victim of a home invasion, being tied up with a vacuum cleaner cord at her mobile home in Arkansas

Popular Coach arrested for solicitation

A local high school football coach is facing some serious charges. Daytona Beach police arrested John Maronto during a prostitution sting.

Woman Attacked with Acid in Oregon, Speaks Out

A Washington woman was attacked with battery acid by a mystery assailant, leaving the woman with chemical burns on her face.

Offensive Mouse Pads Sold at Sears

Offensive mouse pads sold at Sears, including the phrase ‘I got your honor student pregnant’ among others have been removed from the store’s online site.

Man Arrested for Flashing Kids at Book Store in Florida

Boy Attacked by Sea Lion in Australia

Jack Lister was mauled by a sea lion in Australia, the boy tells reporters why he thinks he was attacked

Craigslist Adult Ads ‘Censored’

A black bar with the word “censored” is now in place over the adult services section of Craiglist.org. The move comes after years of pressure and a critical open letter from 17 state attorneys general in August.

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2010

Sep

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene Wet on Set of the Day

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I know Miley Cyrus is an underage fantasy to you Americans who can’t have sex with 17 year olds….but that’s not why I am posting these pictures of her on set, I don’t encourage Sex Offenders by showing them young girls they want to fuck getting wet and thrown around, with some Ashley Greene, the hot bitch in twilight all the teenage girls in the world aspire to be, and may even masturbate to, because young girls are all hormonal and weird…

I am posting these pictures because Miley Cyrus is a relevant talent, one who will go down in history as an innovator who changed the game. The Jay Z of sucking Disney execs off for personal gain, the Beatles of getting in skimpy clothes in photoshoots and outfits and behavior to turn yourself into a sexualized minor (not a sexualized miner) only to get many men arrested in their home towns trying to live out the fantasy she created with the neighbor’s daughter….

Here are some pics of the future, unfortunately not in bikinis, see, I’m allowed to say that, it’s this whole 14 is legal law we have here…..not that I ever take advantage of the law, I just know I can’t get arrested talking about it if I did…

Enjoy the young sluts being slutty, pretending to kiss each other, cuz all girls know what guys want…I guess they aren’t so useless after all…

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2010

Sep

Lake Placid 3 Uncensored Trailer of the Day

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I don’t know why I didn’t post this last week when it was sent to me. I really just didn’t bother watching it, because I had never seen Lake Placid, I didn’t know Lake Placid 2 ever happened, but most importantly I make the stupid choice to hate straight to DVD movies, mainly because they are porn without the porn….you know a bunch of no name losers, ridiculous story-lines and the acting is so shit it is funny…but you get to see some tit, and that’s exactly why I should be fucking loving this shit…

I just watched this randomly this morning, and it changed my perspective on life….now if only SONY PICTURES weren’t corporate pricks and actually paid me to post this shit, I could get in on some of the Lake Placid trilogy fortune too, but instead I’m just satisfied with seeing some tit, like a horny useless masturbating monkey who’s only joy in life is playing with his own feces cuz he’s just that deep of a person.

I take it back. Lake Placid 3 trailer didn’t change my life, it made me sad. I blame you Sony Pictures, you brainwashing, crap producting, cocksuckers who don’t pay for publicity…THEIFS….stealing our eyeballs….by putting tits in your pictures.

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2010

Sep

Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day

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Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple.

I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It”

We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me…

Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

Sep

Heather Locklear’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I am pretty sure most people over 30 have jerked off to Heather Locklear at least once. At one point, she was pretty prime Hollywood pussy, and it looks like she’s still good enough, which is surprising, because usually when women age, they look like melting pieces of shit on the hot pavement during a heatwave, but for some reason, Locklear, despite wearing her pajamas in public, has it together, and I guess that reason is plastic surgery….or the industrial, clinical grade make-up I’ve seen them use on burn victims so that they look normal again, either way, never judge a book by it’s cover, and her aging gracefully face and body, doesn’t prove her mom pussy is intact, but to celebrate the rare event I call “hot moms showing off hot tit enough for me to forget they are moms and just focus on thinking about cumming all over them” as well as to celebrate memories of getting down to Heather Locklear in the 90s, I figure these pictures are relevant enough to start the week officially, even though I posted all day yesterday like an idiot with nothing better to do, because I am an idiot with nothing better to do….

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2010

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s labor day. I wasn’t going to post today, cuz I figured you’re not supposed to work today, but remembered that the half assed shit I smear on this site daily doesn’t constitute as work….so I guess that means that posting the stepLINKS isn’t work either…and apparently either is stripping, escorting, or selling drugs, since all those places are open today also….

I hope your long weekend has been decadent and luxurious, actually I don’t care, unless it involves pictures of nude or half nude drunk slutty girls, in which case I care a lot….SEND EM IN….

Here are the stepLINKS

Cowboy is the New Vampire. Get into This….
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Kendra Wilkinson: “Laurence Fishburne Needs to Support His Daughter Doing Porn”
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Wyclef Jean Calls Out Sean Penn For Calling Out Wyclef Jean
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Spend Labor Day Doing Something Worthwhile
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures For Labor Day
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She Desrved a Spanking – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Season
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Frankie From the Saturdays Had Another Upskirt
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Some Nicole Richie, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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You’ll Wanna Get in Bed With Suzi
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Donna Looks Hot in Cutoffs
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Group of Lesbians of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Katja Shchekina is a Russian Doll
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Best Surfing Video in Ages
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Best 911 Call EVER – VIDEO
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Now THIS is What I Call a Body
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Juci Jen: Another “Tell All” Slutty Whore
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Michelle, Cameron and Lily are on Video
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Yeah Whatever, I’d Bang Eva Longwhoria
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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The WORST Music Video You Will Ever See EVER – VIDEO
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Hitomi Tanaka’s Tits Are Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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I’m Developing a Thing For Emma Stone
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Jessica Alba is See Through
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Kat Goes Solo on Video
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Tiffany Mulheron is One Hot Blonde
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And More Miley Cyrus Jailbait
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Lisa Chandler Will Make You Think
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Fat Slut Drives Around With Her Tits Out – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene is Leggy in Paris
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The 20 Funniest Flasher Photos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sara Varone is Your Naked Calendar Girl
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Hobo With a Shotgun Looks Like the Best Movie Ever
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Some Girls Just Weren’t Born To Strip – VIDEO
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Now THIS is an X-Factor Audition Tape – VIDEO
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Condom Ad of the Day – VIDEO
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Katy Perry in Latex Anyone?
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Kelly Madison and Sara Stone Shake Their Titties
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Gotta Love a Whore in Latex
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2010

Sep

Kelly Osbourne Unfortunate See Through of the Day

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I hate fat girls gone skinny when they are ugly. Cuz fat girls gone skinny when they are hot makes for a very liberal and excited to not be fat girl willing to get naked, suck every last drop of male attention she can find, to celebrate all the years she was hiding in her fat costume….but ugly fat girls gone skinny, don’t realize that fat or not they are still fucking ugly, and even though they have the same wants to get half naked and jerked off to, since they never had it before, they gotta take into account that they don’t really have what it takes…even though I am usually a firm believer than all it really takes is pussy…

See, I don’t care how skinny a bitch get, that doesn’t give her a right to wear see through shirts, in efforts to trick us into looking at her, cuz like all dudes, we have no choice but to stare at pussy of all varieties…I get that back when she was relevant and on TV all the starlets were getting noticed for being half naked, and she was too busy eating donuts and developing a drug addiction to replace her eating addiction, and I guess now is officially payback time….

All this to say…this is a pretty fucking unfortunate outfit….and that Kelly Osbourne is only hot when locked in one of her dad’s coffins.

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2010

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Partying in Paris of the Day

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You can drink at the age of 12 in Paris and that’s not even exclusive to people who are famous. Everyone drinks because they realize that drinking is not only fun, but it helps annoying kids chill the fuck out and fall the fuck asleep, so they aren’t up all night getting in the way of you having sex, or whatever the fuck it is that people in Paris do.

Only in America does a married person, with a criminal record, on his way to go vote in his car, while smoking cigarettes and paying taxes, get rejected at the store for trying to buy a case of beer…..It’s like you can do everything, but you can’t do that…but I guess the good news is that there is always Mexico, Canada and presctiption pills.

So seeing Miley getting down in a see through top at a club, isn’t a big deal to me, cuz as long as you have a vagina and enough make-up on, you’re allowed into clubs here….but I know it’s a big deal to you conservative idiots, and that’s why I am posting these…

Fame is gonna eat her up like she was Lohan, and I’m pretty excited for it.

Here she is doing Paris right in various states of showing off her underwear….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

Sep

Keira Knightley Straddles a Motor Bike of Chanel of the Day

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UNFORTUNALTELY, GIRLS RIDING BIKES NEVER LOOK QUITE LIKE THIS. SURE IT HAPPENS AND A PUSSY ON A BIKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK, BUT FOR THE MOST PART, THE KIND OF WOMEN ON BIKES, USUALLY HAVE COCK…AND NOT IN THEIR MOUTH, OR IN THEIR PUSSIES WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO BE…BUT IN THEIR UNDERWEAR, IF THEY ARE WEARING UNDERWEAR…CUZ THAT’S WHAT MALE HORMONE TREATMENT A THE MASSAGE OF AN ENGINE DOES TO CLITS….

I accidentally wrote this in caps, cuz I left “caps lock” on from my last post, I am not about to retype it, cuz I know that no one is reading this, not cuz it is labor day and not even cuz there’s a girl straddling machinery…but cuz I suck at life…

Remember this isn’t to say Keira Knightley is hot, it’s to say we need more skinny bitches straddling machinery in our lives…and not stripper trash with fake tits and cheesy fake Ed Hardy riding double with their jacked up boyfriends with tribal tattoos on their biceps…but normal decent pussy, cuz there’s something erotic about this fully clothed girl and I haven’t figured it out..I just know I like it.

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