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2010

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Summer is over and apparently gay people are back on the internet…..and they are really mad at me for saying that Glee makes kids who wouldn’t normally be gay, but are instead socially awkward kids who are looking for reasons why they are different, cuz real gays are the 30 year olds and older who had to fight for the right to get dick in their ass. It is kinda funny cuz I lived with a couple of queers for close to 7 years and I know they’d agree with me, unfortunately died of AIDS. So people shouldn’t judge me for judging them, cuz my judgements come with experience…..not that anyone reading this care, the fauxfags are long gone practicing their gay lisp in front of the mirror, cuz gay is all the rage. Fuck yourself.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Heidi Montage Likes to Touch Her Own Tits, Her Face is Also Falling Apart And Here’s Some Pics of That
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Taylor Momsen Burned Her Dog’s Neutered Balls. Yes, You Read That Right
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I Think These are Seriously Fucking Awesome…..
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Snooki and her weeble wobble tits
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Cheap Thrills Always Welcome
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Carmen Electra is a Slutty Attention Whore
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Army Sluts Need a Sex Slave – VIDEO
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The Hottest Redheads in Sports
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Shannon Elizabeth Topless Pics, For Her Birthday
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Some Victoria Beckham, If Anorexics Are Your Thing
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Slumber Party Sluts For Your Pleasure
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Ashley Isn’t Your Everyday Office Whore
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Now THAT’S How You Clean Your Balls – VIDEO
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Seriously, How Awesome Would It Be To Watch Sean Penn Beat the Shit Out of Wyclef?
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Rachel Bilson, Because I Know You Want to Bang Her Just As Much as I Do
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Wow, Russian Weddings Look Pretty Amazing – VIDEO
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Wet Pussy Rubdown – VIDEO
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Mahliah Michelle Wants You to Take a Peek
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Snookie’s Tits Are Like Weeble Wobbles. What’s a Weeble Wobble You Ask? – VIDEO
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Angelina Invites You In
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Whiskey Made of Piss? Really?
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Michelle Keegan Has Me Thinking Impure Thoughts
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The Fap Mapper Reveals Where You’ve Been Naughty
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These 50 Pictures Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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I’d Almost Forgot Hot Sexy Minka Kelly Was
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Lady Gaga is afucking Pig
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Jasmine is a Busty Brunette
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Brandi Roderick Gallery
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I’m a Sucker For Young Girls in Summer Dressed
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Amy Reid is Glorious
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I Love a Good Pic Dump
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Lindsay Lohan is Back and Looking Nice and Slutty in Ads for Fornarina
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The 30 Funniest Netflix Suggestion Fails
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Haylie Duff Has Great Legs, Just Don’t Look At Her Face
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And That’s Why You Don’t Go on a Cruise Ship – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Lawler Perky Tits
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Markyta, Katerina or Lada? Take Your Pick
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Kayden Kross Gets Up Close and Personal
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Baltomore University Seems Like the Collest School EVER
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Finish Your Day With Tiara Harris
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Rihanna’s NEw Song – Unfortunately Not Rihanna’s Death….
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2010

07

Sep

Rihanna’s Gutter Body Out in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fucking garbage. She’s from a poor trashy family on a beautiful Caribbean island. She’s gutter as fuck and the locals told me that the story behind Rihanna was that she was an underage prostitute at the local Karaoke bars…and her tricks landed her a record deal for someone who didn’t want to go to jail.

I don’t know how true that is, but it makes fucking sense, especially when you take into account her stupid tattoos and stupid hair that scream standing in line for child support checks to support your 10 illegit kids….

It’s disgusting, she’s done, but you may dig it, cuz she’s in a bikini….


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Posted in:Rihanna

2010

07

Sep

Bo Don Topless for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her pussy on stage….even though it is essentially the same morals and values being disrespected and ignored, just one is packaged a little nicer and gets a little more money and respect….

Who really cares, she’s got tits, and she’s showing them….and that’s always worth exposing yourself on the bus for….

Posted in:Bo Don

2010

07

Sep

Lea Michele Ugly of the Day

I have heard straight people say this bitch is hot. That confuses me. I don’t even know why they know who she is, because she’s the star of Glee, which may be the biggest show on TV, but is so fucking gay, just knowing the shit exists makes you want dick inside your man pussy.

I get why gay people like her, you know cuz they are gay, and she looks like a tranny, not to mention she can sing show tunes and that’s just stereotypical homo shit that makes homos cum their women’s panties….

I think Glee is the fall of our society. It is teaching kids that being gay is okay, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a queer, I just like when people used to defy all odds to get dick inside them, you know from risking getting beat up, to lowdown hook-up spots in public bathrooms, to AIDS, cuz when being gay was a challenge, I knew the gay dude was for real…it was authentic.

But now teenagers are being taught it is cool and okay to fuck each other, making the awkward kid jump on cock for acceptance, instead of really wanting it and I just find something lame about that….it’s like nothing is sacred anymore, everything is just mass produced shit.

Either way, here’s the girl on Glee scary as fuck for the closet cases, looking like a monster ready to eat our straight kids and spit them out dancing lightly on their feet and limp writsted….and it’s just too bad she’s not actually worth sticking it to, since that’s what I look for in vagina.

UPDATE – The old queens have emailed me to say they are not against the FAUXFAGS, cuz young fresh and willing meat is a dream come true and takes less work than having to convince a motherfucker to get down….


Posted in:Lea Michele

2010

07

Sep

Katy Perry’s Tits Perform in Latex of the Day

Katy Perry has tits, in the event you were wondering how her shitty songs and shitty performances actually got her noticed. The good news is she likes to show them off like the typical little slut every white girl from an overly religious upbringing is…..There’s nothing really special about this….a chubby misshapen girl squeezed into latex is alright, I guess, but I was much more into the religious girl who shoves religious statues inside her during her private dances at the strop club…..or escorting…or whatever the oppressive childhood got them into..

Either way, here are her tits in motion….cuz this is all she’s good for…and even this is a stretch cuz the rest of her sucks so fucking much…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

07

Sep

Lily Allen Hasn’t Had an Abortion Yet of the Day

Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her….

Here she is pregnant again. Not as arousing as the last time, since Abortions are like porn to me, but Lily Allen being the star of that show, kinda cancelled it out.

I guess she felt so guilty that she couldn’t bring herself to pull out the vacuum again, but more importantly now that she’s pregnant she can eat whatever the fuck she wants and no one can make comments about it, not that she didn’t eat everything she wanted before, just now she doesn’t have to hide in her closet to do it, or cry after she’s done it.

This bitch is a pig and I think it is appropriate that she’s posing with other barnyard animals…and I don’t really know what inspired me to post this…I don’t find her hot ever, but I like to think it all stems from hate.

Posted in:Lily Allen

2010

07

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The long weekend is over – and it’s nice to see what stupidity people got into….

Wedding Photographer Fight in Ulyanovsk, Russia

Pacific Sun Cruise Liner in Very Heavy Seas. Internal CCTV footage
Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas. Internal CCTV footage

Men Tie Woman Up w/ Vacuum Cleaner Cord
An Arkansas woman was the victim of a home invasion, being tied up with a vacuum cleaner cord at her mobile home in Arkansas

Popular Coach arrested for solicitation

A local high school football coach is facing some serious charges. Daytona Beach police arrested John Maronto during a prostitution sting.

Woman Attacked with Acid in Oregon, Speaks Out

A Washington woman was attacked with battery acid by a mystery assailant, leaving the woman with chemical burns on her face.

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Offensive Mouse Pads Sold at Sears

Offensive mouse pads sold at Sears, including the phrase ‘I got your honor student pregnant’ among others have been removed from the store’s online site.

Man Arrested for Flashing Kids at Book Store in Florida

Boy Attacked by Sea Lion in Australia

Jack Lister was mauled by a sea lion in Australia, the boy tells reporters why he thinks he was attacked

Craigslist Adult Ads ‘Censored’

A black bar with the word “censored” is now in place over the adult services section of Craiglist.org. The move comes after years of pressure and a critical open letter from 17 state attorneys general in August.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Greene Wet on Set of the Day

I know Miley Cyrus is an underage fantasy to you Americans who can’t have sex with 17 year olds….but that’s not why I am posting these pictures of her on set, I don’t encourage Sex Offenders by showing them young girls they want to fuck getting wet and thrown around, with some Ashley Greene, the hot bitch in twilight all the teenage girls in the world aspire to be, and may even masturbate to, because young girls are all hormonal and weird…

I am posting these pictures because Miley Cyrus is a relevant talent, one who will go down in history as an innovator who changed the game. The Jay Z of sucking Disney execs off for personal gain, the Beatles of getting in skimpy clothes in photoshoots and outfits and behavior to turn yourself into a sexualized minor (not a sexualized miner) only to get many men arrested in their home towns trying to live out the fantasy she created with the neighbor’s daughter….

Here are some pics of the future, unfortunately not in bikinis, see, I’m allowed to say that, it’s this whole 14 is legal law we have here…..not that I ever take advantage of the law, I just know I can’t get arrested talking about it if I did…

Enjoy the young sluts being slutty, pretending to kiss each other, cuz all girls know what guys want…I guess they aren’t so useless after all…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

07

Sep

Lake Placid 3 Uncensored Trailer of the Day

I don’t know why I didn’t post this last week when it was sent to me. I really just didn’t bother watching it, because I had never seen Lake Placid, I didn’t know Lake Placid 2 ever happened, but most importantly I make the stupid choice to hate straight to DVD movies, mainly because they are porn without the porn….you know a bunch of no name losers, ridiculous story-lines and the acting is so shit it is funny…but you get to see some tit, and that’s exactly why I should be fucking loving this shit…

I just watched this randomly this morning, and it changed my perspective on life….now if only SONY PICTURES weren’t corporate pricks and actually paid me to post this shit, I could get in on some of the Lake Placid trilogy fortune too, but instead I’m just satisfied with seeing some tit, like a horny useless masturbating monkey who’s only joy in life is playing with his own feces cuz he’s just that deep of a person.

I take it back. Lake Placid 3 trailer didn’t change my life, it made me sad. I blame you Sony Pictures, you brainwashing, crap producting, cocksuckers who don’t pay for publicity…THEIFS….stealing our eyeballs….by putting tits in your pictures.

Posted in:Lake Placid

2010

07

Sep

Lohan’s Tit in Machete Shitty Quality Bootleg Styles of the Day



Some perverted friend of mine went to see Machete, and called me 4 times to tell me how you see Lohan’s amazing tit and some Alba strategic nudity, so I figured it was just a matter of time before some virgin loser with a lot of time on his hand and an iphone and a love for celebrity tit went to the movie a few times to capture the perfect split second you see nipple.

I have looked at these pictures, and I am still not sure what is going on in them….but apparently you can see Lohan’s tit with nipple and sometimes that is good enough for me…even if this is some bootleg style piracy where a motherfucker on his iphone needed this as a souvenir of her comeback by bringing it home to jerk off to…because you can’t jerk off in the theater….it’s illegal….at least that’s what my friend learned when he was caught in the backrow at “Stick It”

We all know Lohan has awesome tits, some of us know better than others. She is not afraid to hide the perfection and I’m not scared to look…unfortunately, this isn’t really good enough quality for me to be satisfied, I can’t jerk off to scrambled porn anymore and I’ll have to see the actual movie, which is buying into the bullshit I didn’t want to buy into, but tits, especially nice starlet tit, have that effect on me…

Point of this post…the world needs better pirates.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan