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2010

25

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Lazy Chick on her Period Pants of the Day

I am posting these pictures for guys who can’t get enough of their chick on a lazy, unshowered Sunday afternoon after pigging out on donuts while watching some bullshit movie, cuz it’s the day they like doing nothing…You know that jelly on her chin, stained slob pants that make her ass look huge, and her greasy hair that makes her smell like park just gets you fired up and ready to fuck since it’s better than hiding in the bathroom jerking off…..and I am posting these pictures for the guys who wish they had a girl to do that with but instead are destined to a long lonely life of social awkwardness….because there is nothing hot about this and even the weirdest Jennifer Love Hewitt obsessed fan who thinks she can do no wrong would be disappointed…cuz no one likes a fat slobby bitch…ever. This is not acceptable.

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2010

25

Aug

Olivia Wilde in a Bikini of the Day

The most fascinating fact about Olivia Wilde, is not that she is a product of nepotism with industry parents that helped her get ahead, but that before she changed her name like a pornstar , her biological name was Olivia Cockburn. Yes, Cockburn. True fucking story. That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

25

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some amazingness going on in the news, not that you come to this site for news, since you don’t come to this site for anything, at least that’s what my stats tell me, and I’m bitter about that.

Boy Finds Hotel Condom, Plays with It, Gets STD, and Family is Outraged

A family was out for a weekend of fun with visits to Six Flags amusement park and the Georgia Aquarium. But the family’s weekend plans took a turn for the worse when the checked into their downtown Atlanta hotel.

Wow…That’s fucking disgusting….

16 States Want to End Adult Services Ads on Craigslist – there goes your sex life….

Ex-Boyfriend of the Year

PA Man Accused of Fake Facebook and Attempted Blackmail of Ex-Girlfriend with Sexually Explicit Photos

Oregon State Football Player Tasered Drunk and Naked

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2010

25

Aug

Anne Heche is the Fake Lesbian of the Day

I don’t know why I am drawn to a straight bitch who pretended to be a lesbian with Ellen to further her career and propel her into a budding career that I think included one or two movie roles….But I think it has to do with loving bottom feeders, especially when they actually feed on bottoms, even if those bottoms belong to Ellen, who may ruin lesbian fantasies for most, but who doesn’t for me, cuz I know if a bitch is deserate enough to fuck Ellen for status, she’s my kind of girl, who puts standards aside for personal gain, the basis of any hooker, indirectly making Anne Heche pretty amazing, even if it’s 10 years too late…she deserves to be celebrated…kinda like when Universities give people who dropped out of their schools honorary degrees after they do big things in their careers…only without the whole big things in their career part…

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2010

25

Aug

Ali Larter Pregnancy Pictures for the Virgins of the Day

I remember this virgin loser nerd I met a couple of years ago cuz I was forced to sit next to him on the bus. He not only irritated the fuck out of me for the 3 hours we were forced to be next to each other…from his constant hacking due to chronic allergies…to his twitchy fucking arms that kept hitting me….but he also offered me insight into the world of loser virgin nerds…and that was a loyalty to anything that involved superheros….especially the actresses who play the superheros and their tight outfits….when trying to make small talk to difuse the awkwardness of being stuck next to him I asked about Hayden Panettiere and her Heroes show and I think he fucking came himself….then he told me that the girl he really wanted to marry on the show to look out for was Ali Larter….and he started giggling and blushing like a school girl….while I’ve always been far more into Ali Larter’s work on “Suddenly Susan”…and I can’t help but wonder if she’s knocked up by that dude…or if he is in some basement cutting out pictures of her and posting them on his wall with his semen pretending she is….

Either way, I don’t find these hot…if anything the idea of pregnancy is actually pretty fucking vile…but you may…since the two of you who visit this site are probably virgins who find anything that has to do with sex hot…even the polluted womb biproduct of it…

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2010

25

Aug

Masha Rudenko and Nadiya Chenko are Bikers in QVEST of the Day

I have decided that I am no longer going to be a fashion site. Since starting this campaign to get big money and private islands, my traffic has dropped over 20%, I can only assume the two are related, since that’s all I’ve done different the last month, so I can only assume it was a bad strategy like most things I do and to celebrate my retirement from the fashion world, you know to put my run to rest, I figured I’d post these whore models half naked pretending to be bikers…not because I ever want to fuck biker pussy, mainly cuz of the size of their dicks but becuase I do want to fuck models pretending to be biker pussy even if I’ve never heard of them or the magazine they are in because I am not a fashion site….

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2010

25

Aug

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Tits Signing Autographs of the Day

It amazes me that Katy Perry is popular, and I am not. Trust me, I don’t have an ego and think I contribute enough to the world to have fame, success, happiness, or even people reading my site, I just think that Katy Perry is such a piece of useless shit who makes such irritating music, that would be much better utilized being hummed to herself in the lapdance booth at the stripclub to make her job seem less demeaning than it actually is, and not on the pop charts…..the only possible reason people care has got to with her tits…and here they are bending over in various positions that she will claim to be christian, meanwhile some dude I know has titty fucking pictures of her….pictures that may just make this site popular and finally stick, cuz I’m gonna be honest with you, this constant updating to get no money, followers, fans, movie deals, book deals, etc….

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2010

25

Aug

Britney Spears’ Mom Thickness in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Sure, Britney in a bikini isn’t that amazing to look at if you are into girls with tight, little, hot bodies, and not girls who look like tanks, but there’s so much more to these pictures than a sloppy looking fat bitch that make the shit amazing, mainly how broken down she is emotionally and how unstable she is mentally, all because her family made a whore out of her at a young age that now she’s pretty much just given the fuck up and just lets them cart her around like some kind of puppet….and I like girls who don’t put up a fight and just embrace their medicated coma….especially when they are half naked, or with my dick inside them…

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2010

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried to get a girl pregnant today…not because I overheard some punk 25 year old talking about how he got his dad a rub and tug, making me regret not having kids to treat me to such generous gifts, but because she had a hot little immigrant ass, and as she waited in line behind me, talking some eastern European shit, with her tight ass in her tight leggings, and her tits hanging out, but unfortunately the sperm I wanted to throw inside her uterus didn’t stick, and no morning after pills were taken, because I didn’t join that hippie group therapy I saw being advertised at the health food store to help climax without touching your genitals, some technique founded by some dyke who was tired of her fag friends dying of AIDS, or instead I just stood their trying….and failing…almost embarrassing myself, but luckily I have no shame….

Here are our stepLINKS…..

Lohan is Out of Fake Jail Motherfuckers….and by Fake Jail, I Mean Fake Rehab
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These Rachel Bilson Cameltoe Bikini Pics May Have Changed My Fucking Life
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Gotta Love Some Real Housewhores Drama – VIDEO
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Because We All Need Some No Fuss Acess to Sluts in Our Lives
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The Top 25 Hottest Female Sportscasters
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Some Lucy Pinder Hotness
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Larissa Riquelme and the 25 Hottest Superfan Photoshoots
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Camel Toe
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Yeah I’d Bang Winslet, So?
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Marina and Her Cell Phone Pics
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Crisy is an Army Hottie
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Extreme Fisting…Footing…Whatever
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Rosa Acosta Bikini Shots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Chelina Manuhutu Will Make Your Day Better
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Vatooing Your Vagina is All the Rage – VIDEO
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Giovanna is Curvey and I Like It
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Maliah Michel Goes Skinny Dipping
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In Case You Missed Betty White’s Dusty Muffin – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Irma
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vivian Leigh Knew How to Party Holy Shit
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Mmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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The Hottest Slut You Will Today
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I Wanna Bang Jessica Szohr
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Spencer and Heidi Are Really Outdoing Themselves Lately
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Mmmmmmm Shay Laren
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Sara Paxton Gallery
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When Reese Witherspoon Loses Her Soccar Mom Image, She Looks Pretty Hot
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Welcome to Planet Katie
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Some These, My Friends, Are Perfect Tits
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Charlize Theron Is Perfection Personified
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The 30 Funniest Moments In Juxtaposition History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Adriana Lima’s Bikini Body
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Free Fall Gives Girl Orgasm – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Claire Morgane is Nude and I Like It
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Bird Watching With Amateurs – GALLERY
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Alison Angel is At the Beach
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Mena Monroe is Worth Taking a Look At
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2010

24

Aug

Karolina Kurkova’s Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to go public claiming she had thyroid issues, like a typical obese person making bullshit excuses for their laziness and eating disorder, only to end up strapping down and getting off her ass when she was threatened to get fired…and here she is in Vogue Spain showing some tit and I like it….

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