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2010

17

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Shitty Little Kid Tits of the Day

I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman….

Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.

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2010

17

Aug

Shauna Sand in her Bikini Still Fucks up the Kids of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand ruining her young daughter. This is the kind of shit that reminds me of when I was growing up, before being taken away, where my mom was welcoming fat, old American men into our one room shanty, and I turned out fine…but when I was 14, I was friends with this welfare kid who had ADHD and was constantly getting into trouble. He was unshowered, always in dirty clothes, kinda like me today, but at the time he was the stinky kid in school. One day, he asked me to go to his house to pick up something, I walked in and his mother was walking around in lingerie, a dude was on the couch smoking a cigarette, in the middle of the day, and the kid just freaked the fuck out, cuz it happened on the regular…10 years ago, I saw the dude on the street, he was a drug dealing male escort and I guess all things worked out as his mom woulda expected, if she cared enough to expect anything other than another fix.

All that to say is Shauna Sand is a horrible mother. She’s been in Playboy, porn and brings new pretty gay looking guys into her kids life that will either land her kid doing porn like mommy, or so conservative and lesbian that she won’t see dick like she was Susan Boyle.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and in the meantime, Shauna Sand and her haggard slut face is here to entertain.

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2010

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Car Accident Wasn’t Good Enough of the Day

Kim Kardashian constantly ruins my fetishes….from peeing on chicks, to making sex tapes and getting a reality show…to Armenian women…to rich LA kids….to chubby lazy chicks who carry their weight right…to girls who have hard manly faces…she’s managed to pollute my brain….and now she’s ruining my car accident fetish…esepcially one featuring a piece of rich lazy overrated trash who gets pissed on in sex tapes that lead to making millions with a TV show like some kind of celebrity all while having a hot thick lazy Armenian body….cuz in that fetish the bitch drives off a cliff into the ocean.

So next time this bitch gets is in a car accident, she should do it up proper and get killed like anyone who does a car accident right. This candy coated bullshit is typical of her half assed behavior…and is just another disappointment from her and her big ass and big titties…

Here are some pictures of her in Allure since I am a fashion site…because apparently she has some kind of Allure…that I don’t understand…but I think it starts with watching her big round rich immigrant ass as it got fucked and pissed on by a black dude after seeing her at parties with Paris Hilton….it’s like how can a urinal accomplish so much…when the urinals I know just kind stick to one place and one job….bad joke. I know.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

17

Aug

Jennifer Garner Shitty See Through of the Day

Jennifer Garner is boring. She was never the girl in movies I wanted to fuck. See I don’t think seeing her naked, now that she’s a mom, would be of interest to me, even if she was laying there grabbing Ben Affleck’s balls as his cock is getting shoved down Matt Damon’s throat, sure I’d look, but I’d want to ask why they didn’t choose a hotter girl for the role, so I don’t know why I am posting these pictures of her in what could be a see through like it is a big deal….cuz anything she’s into isn’t a big deal…even if it’s sitting in her bathroom applying cream to J.Lo brand herpes…Affleck got back in his drinking days, before becoming a boring family man…

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2010

17

Aug

Mel B is a Monster who Walks the Street of the Day

I hate guys who talk about when they jerk off. I just find it irritating conversation, not cuz it’s gay or cuz it turns me on, but because I don’t really care about when you’ve lowered yourself to your carnal urges and found a quiet and private corner to go at yourself like some kind of monkey in the fucking zoo. I don’t know why anyone would ever talk to their buddies about that shit. It’s just weird….that was until today, because back in 1997 when I had very few options cuz of no internet, no DVD or VHS player and no magazines, I jerked off to Mel B’s tits in the Spice Girl videos. We have gone a long way from being able to get off to some 28 year old’s hard nipples in a green tank top to now only being able to get off to throat fucking in circus costume porn cuz I’ve been desensitized….or maybe it’s cuz Mel B looks like a fucking monster and couldn’t keep me mesmorized with her titties…but the good news is that as fetishes change…maybe monster looking women will be the new throat fucking. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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2010

16

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. I know you’ve anxiously been waiting for them all fucking day….at least that’s what I tell myself, cuz I fucking waste my time on this shit daily, when I could be doing other things, like slutty flight attendents or the porn obsessed hick who keeps sending me pics of her getting fucked unprotected cuz she thinks I can introduce her to Sasah Grey….but instead…I’m doing this…I hate you.

Snooki’s Upskirt is Vile
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The 50 Hottest Hawaiian Girls Of All Time (PICS)
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Because It Must Have Been Lonely in Your Moms Basement All Weekend
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Where in the World is Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage?
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25 Hottest Wives and Girlfriends of the English Premiere League
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Snookie Ass Flash Upskirt
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Some Kate Hudson, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Ashley’s Purple Hooker Dress
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Horny Slut Gets Naked in aPublic Park
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American Strippers Got Nothing on the Indian Pole Daning Championships – VIDEO
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Shane van der Westhuizen Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Adrianne Curry Molested at Star Wars Convention
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Tila Tequila Got Attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos! AMAZING!
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Sunny Leone in a Bikini and Fishnets
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Tell Us What You REALY Think
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Whoa, Get a Load of Brittany
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JWoww and Her Big Ol’ Jersey Tits
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Nani X Ariel in Hi Def – VIDEO
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Cheryl Tweedy/Cole did a Catsuit Photo Shoot!
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Let’s Laugh at This Picture of Kelsey Grammers Soon to Be Ex Wife
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14 Pictures From the Weekend That Will Make Your Monday Better
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Frieda Pinto is Still Looking Good
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All This Guy Needs is Implants to Put Carrie Underwood Out of a Job
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Sarah is Nude on the Beach
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Stacy Keibler in a Tight Dress
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Hilary Duff Got Married to a Billionaire
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Charlotte Gainsbourg Gallery
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Sweet Daisy Marie
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Miranda Kerr Sizzles In Victoria’s Secret Cotton Lingerie
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Nasty Nasty Party Sluts
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The 10 Greatest Celebrity Stage Attacks Caught On Camera
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayla is Nude Outside
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10 000 People Set the Human Domino Record
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25 Jet Skit Fail Videos
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Girl on Trampoline FAIL – VIDEO
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If Lady Gaga Was a Fat Ten Year Old – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Kim K Catfight
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Angel Kiss Peels Off Her Clothes
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Today’s Top Story: Women Flash Breasts To Rob Very Happy Victim
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The Pursuit of Horniness
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2010

16

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some bullshit going on in the news – if you care…

Woman Wakes Up To Find a Man Snapping Nude Pics of Her…It wasn’t me but I wish it was…

Man licked woman’s foot at bus stop
WALTHAM – A 19-year-old man accused of licking the foot of a woman waiting at a bus stop faced a judge today.

Strip Club Open Despite Court Order

Some residents of West Babylon, Long Island, are furious that an infamous strip club is still open for business in their community even though a court agreement ordered it to shut down.

86-Year-Old Sexually Assaulted

An 86-year-old woman is recovering in the hospital after she was attacked and sexually assaulted inside her southwest Detroit home. Family members say two men broke in Saturday in broad daylight. They are asking witnesses to come forward.

90-year-old Detroiter Says She Was Raped

Police are looking for the men who allegedly raped a 90-year-old woman. That elderly woman is still in the hospital.

Mother Denies She Prostituted Daughter

A disturbing local case is putting the spotlight back on Houston as a major hub for child sex trafficking. Police say a 14-year-old girl was forced into prostitution by her own mother and grandmother

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Uplifting German Popstar Story to Inspire You
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2010

16

Aug

Denise Richards in Some Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are some staged bikini pictures of Denise Richards because she’s an attention whore with fake tits and a very weird looking, modified face. I guess she made a deal with the paparazzi cuz she felt the media wasn’t talking about her attention craving ass enough…and really I think she looks like some kind of half naked clown…serioulsy, this face is the kind of shit that nightmares are made from and the only thing it reminds me is that she’s an insecure nothing….which usually means she’s an easy fuck…at least she will be when she hits rock bottom…which is gonna happen….cuz it always does for these useless cunts known for being hot a decade and a half ago…

These could be old…but she still looks like a cartoon character and I think we all need to reflect on this weirdness…it’s like a science experiment that has gone totally wrong.

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2010

16

Aug

Cameron Diaz in the Shittiest Quality Bikini Pictures Ever of the Day

Here are pictures of Cameron Diaz that could really be pictures of anyone because they are so fucking blurry. Seriously, this shit is worse than when I take pictures of the girl in the building across the street changing on my ghetto camera phone that doesn’t work, hoping to archive the amazingness, while really ending up with nothin’ but shit.

So they claim this are Cameron Diaz…I have no idea if that is true or not…but here are the rest of the pictures if you are still holding onto the past like so many others….cuz you haven’t realized this bitch is 40 years old….

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2010

16

Aug

Mischa Barton Working on her Own Reality Show of the Day

When you hit rock bottom and you were once a celebrity, you really have limited options of what you can do. Either you kill yourself from a drug overdose, or you get a reality show. Both are equally depressing, but one is a little less fatal…leaving you hope that maybe one day it will all turn around…even if it takes making a total mockery of yourself…while pretending to be working…when really you’re just doing the same nothing you do everyday…only idiots feel compelled to watch it…cuz your shitty life is substantially better than their shitty life cuz you were on a TV show for a minute…

So apparently Mischa Barton thinks her life is interesting enough to follow and she is in the process of filming a pilot of her own reality show called “Smells like Garbage, Tastes like Sewage, Looks Unwashed and Bloated” cuz that’s really what her life has become….

Seriously, what the fuck is going to happen in her show…are we gonna watch her eat donuts, not shower, sit on her couch, get high and cry about the good OC Days….

There is nothing interesting about her, and maybe that’s the hook….and I guess who really cares…I just gotta say the obvious, a sex tape woulda been a better strategy…

The whole thing is stupid.

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