2010
11
Aug
This dropped 10 days ago and I had no idea. It was posted on Dlisted and Attu and I just totally missed it and that makes me feel sad and disconnected….
I guess I should start reading my emails and visiting othersites so this doesn’t happen again….
Here’s to being a totally irrelevant, finger on the pulse of what’s hot with a seriously delayed response.
Posted in:Queen of the Lesbians
2010
11
Aug
This is how I keep my site relevant to advertisers. I post the smuttiest high fashion shoots I can find, because fashion gets kinda smutty, whether it is naked chicks, half naked chicks, girls in their underwear or girls sexually suggestive, I post the shit, cuz I figure if these other sites and magazines can pass it off as art, then so can I, so it won’t be long before Chanel, Rolex and BMW start advertising on here, cuz my readers must be high brow, since the content is….
Her name is Dioni Tabbers, I don’t know who she is, but I wouldn’t mind getting to know who she is while sedated in a back alley since that’s proven to be the best seduction strategy for me.
She’s in a corset and a thong and even though I prefer my bitches to not be in underwear, spread eagled and raping themselves with their fingers, unless the bitch freshly gave birth, cuz no one wants to see a vagina in it’s flappiest state….this will do. Here are the pics…
Posted in:Dioni Tabbers
2010
11
Aug
I know everyone watches these bullshit shows like Hung, Entourage and True Blood. It’s like this shit is the new Seinfeld, Cheers, or Golden Girls. It is like the cool thing to do for mainstream pieces of shit who like to sit around and feel like everyone else or at least like they can fit in with everyone else especially for useless conversations that go down around the coffee machine….It’s like if you don’t watch this shit, you aren’t an active member of society and I guess that makes me subhuman, cuz I can’t be bothered with this crap, although the creator and writer of Entourage is my facebook friend, but we didn’t need popular TV trends to tell us that….
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining that HBO proves that people are smuttier and more perverted than the Christian run networks want to believe….I like to think it is kinda opening the door for me to one day have my own TV show about poverty, hookers, teenage runaways, stepdaughter lust, a fat wife, alcoholism, celebrity harrasment and good times…unless I die of a failed liver first…or just forget my genius idea due to laziness..
So here’s Merrin Dungey’s Right Tit on Hung
Sasha Grey is a worthless cunt who I think is totally overrated and boring, despite how graphic her porn gets, she is full of shit with her “Sexual Performing Artist” goth bullshit and she was Naked on Entourage…but if you want you can just google her and see her taking black cock in her ass, meaning her naked ain’t a fuckin’ thing…Cunt.
Dania Ramirez and Sasha Grey on Entourage
Anna Paquin Ass and Tit on True Blood
Anna Paquin and her worthless bisexual body in a bikini on True Blood
Posted in:HBO
2010
11
Aug
I have a new crush and it is on this crazy fucking bitch from Youtube who I guess thinks she’s some kind of performing artist, but who I think has to be a comedian, because after spending the last 3 days watching everyone of her youtube videos on repeat, I’ve come to the conclusion that it has to be a joke, but I could be wrong…maybe that’s just what she wants me to think it is….cuz I know after polluting myself with this amazingness obsessively…I can’t really put two coherent thoughts together….I just know I want to buy her CD and I want to buy it now…she’s brainwashed me and that’s why I wrote her this email:
I am really liking your videos and wanted to know how I could book you to play my party. It is taking place in my bedroom and the stage is my face…You are talent.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
She hasn’t answered yet…but not enough people know this talent and even if my heart is broken by her neglect…at least she’s left me the gift of song to touch my soul and she can’t take that away from me…
Posted in:Internet Insanity
2010
10
Aug
I am recovering from an all day cybersex session with some slutty mom who was into anal. Constant dirty messages about feeling my cum drip out of her and all over her pussy is enough to make the most focused man emotionally drained and confused….and alone….
So here are my stepLINKS….
Bitches Go Crazy For McNuggets: THE MOVIE!
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Justin Beiber Shooting a Sex Tape with Kim Kardashian
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Devon Aoki Is An Asian Slut And Here Are Hot Pics
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Because Easy Bitches Are All the Rage
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Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon Sisterly Make Out Session
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Jenn Sterger And The 20 Skankiest Women in Sports
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Victoria Silvstead in a Bikini Just Because
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Megan Fox Flashing Her Pubes
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Elisabetta Canalis is Looking Good as Always
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Sammi and Her Self Pics
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Ashley is a Sexy Cowgirl
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We Call This One “Dramatic Exit of the Century”s
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Kelly Brook in See Thru Lingerie
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Oiling Up Her Massive Rack
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Brooklyn Deck is Fine By Me
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The Rolling Dutchman – VIDEO
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Israeli Army Babes
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Meet Joanna Shari
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Kelly Brook Playboy Party In See Through Lingerie
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Get a Load of Maya
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Only Verind White of Earth, Wind and Fire Would Pull This Off
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Some Irina Shayk is Always Nice
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Cehck Out Pan Rodriguez
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Little Bit of Rihanna
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19 Year Old Hottie and the Fucking Machines
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Behind the Scenes With Supermodels – VIDEO
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Celeb Sluts Hit a Cocktail Party
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Some Glamour Club Sluts
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s New Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Photos Are Incredible
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The 30 Funniest WiFi Network Names
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Victoria Silvstead
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Idiots Play With Sharp Blades and Knives
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Striptease of the Day
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Stacy Keibler Cleavage and Legs
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Welcome to Lesbian School – VIDEO
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50 Things to Do Before You Die
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Man Admits To Having Sex With Dead Body In Trunk, Denies Murder…Wait, What?
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
10
Aug
Candice Swanpoel is wearing the best outfit I think any model has ever worn to one of these bullshit store launches….seriously….normally these bitches don’t take this shit seriously and show up in jeans..but this bitch decided to wear a serious fucking outfit and that’s pretty much all I have to say about that cuz really what else needs to be said…especially from a drunken idiot who has no busines having an opinion anyway….
Other bitches were at the event too, but really who cares about them…
Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Victoria's Secret
2010
10
Aug
I love that Playboy is pushing that you will soon be able to see Kelly Brook nude in Playboy…when every perverted idiot with the internet knows that Kelly Brook has been nude a lot in her career prior to 3 months ago when the Pirhana 3D team started pushing her hard….it’s like all you need is some google and you will see that getting naked for money WAS her career….Her natural huge tits were the key to her success, even if it took her decades to get to this level, and it’s really not like seeing Miley Cyrus or some shit in Playboy….but I guess my philosophy of celebrating bitches getting naked means I gotta get excited about the shit….
So while you wait for Playboy to drop, you should check out these naked in Pirhana 3D pics that were released since they are the people behind her recent celebrity….or you could just you use google you can find more naked pics of her cuz she was a topless for money kinda slut long before playboy….
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2010
10
Aug
I don’t know who Lisa Catara and that is probably why she is getting naked in movies where she plays some pig who fucks really old dudes in movies and I guess that is a fetish to some people, mainly people who probably don’t know how to watch this clip, because they are too busy stroked in a wheel chair or dead, or girls with grandaddy issues….you know grandpa didn’t hug her enough kinda bullshit….
Posted in:Lisa Catara
2010
10
Aug
I’ve been sucking today. They are filming a movie outside my house and I got models all over the fucking place. It must be for a hip hop video, you know keeping things gutter with big booty bitches in thongs, but I don’t really care what it is for…I’m loving it…like the fat bitch from Ohio loves Mcdonalds….and figure I deserve lazy staring at fat asses too…
Here is the news….
OH Woman Fights McDonald’s Employees Over McNuggets
A Toledo, Ohio woman was told that she couldn’t order Chicken McNuggets because the McDonald’s was serving breakfast, so she started fighting employees at the drive-thru window and was arrested for vandalism
Drunk Driver Drives Himself to Jail
James Hubble, Ohio man called 911 to tell the Lorain County Sheriff’s Office to let them know that he was driving drunk and wanted to turn himself in rather than wait for officers to come get him at the roadside and drove to the Sheriff’s Office.
Stripper Drags Man to Death Under Car
An Ohio stripper dragged a man to his death in Ohio while driving
PA Woman Uses Dirty Diaper in Road Rage
A Western Pennsylvania woman threw a diaper at another car and then smeared it across the back window in a fit or road rage
Caught on Tape: MBTA Attack in Dudley
Cop gets a cane to the head
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
10
Aug
Here is the pornstar who is playing Lohan in the the Lohan porno…the same girl who is less damaged than Lohan and getting fucked as Lohan cuz being Lohan is an easy thing to mock…and here she is on her quest to fame as this is the peak of her bullshit porno career…..and she’s wearing a bikini in staged bikini pictures and I have no idea why…but I guess it has to do with asshole paparazzi agencies having nothing better to take pictures of than this insignificant twat who I think I want have dinner with and discuss how many abortions she’s had, cuz that’s real life porn to me…
To see the rest of the pictures – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Scarlett Fay
