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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Aug

Snooki Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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There was a time in my life that I wanted to go into the Mechanical Bull business. I remember finding a used one and thought that I could rent it out at parties and to make extra money I’d videotape the hot chicks in mini skirts on the shit, titties bouncing around to put on the internet…

So in doing my research for this business venture, I went to a local bar with a mechanical bull, and I realized that the percentage of hot chicks who get on the thing are minimal and when they do get on it, they are all dainty and lady-like and manage to cover every interesting body part, but there were endless ugly, sloppy drunk girls, I’m talking a line of them who for some reason, their body parts that no one really wanted to see, were put out on display like it was a freakshow….

I guess Snooki proves my theory that the Mechanical bull is for fat and sloppy being thrown around like the barnyard animals on their way to the slaughthouse….and her upskirt is really just her bathing suit…but when it comes to Snooki, it doesn’t really matter because it’s all disgusting…

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2010

Aug

Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day

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Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.

I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues….

Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high.

That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means….

Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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2010

Aug

Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks….

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2010

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Half Naked Crowd Surfing of the DAy

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This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown at your fucking head…sure you are given every opportunity to shove your finger up her sweaty and disgusting ass, but you don’t have that much time to react cuz you’re distracted by wiping the it off your fucking face….

A little known fact about me is that I have fondled Gaga’s ass. This is a totally true story that happened last year and that was not one of my prouder moments…but basically she was wearing a similar outfit, she had bodyguards around her, she was dancing on a booth with Perez Hilton and I snuck my hand around the security and started fondling her ass for what felt like 3 hours and 20 minutes, but was probably a minute. She didn’t notice…but despite what I was expecting, it was actually firm and I guess that was my brush with fame before it was really famous that wasn’t as good as the night I spent with Lohan and that’s all I have to say about that.

She is so fucking full of shit….this is all a lie and here are some of the disgusting fucking pics….

Here’s the horrible video….

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2010

Aug

Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I am down with Liz Hurley. Sure she’s a little uptight when it comes to her boyfriends getting busted fucking trannies, cuz she’s just traditional and prefers her boyfriends to cheat on her with old school genders and not this new school hippie weirdo shit….you know not so progressive, but with tits like this, even in her old age and her gold digging via Indian (dot not feather) cock, I think she still deserves some attention….even if her getting slammed by dick with tits is not in her future…unless of course those dick with tits are billionaires…cuz that’s just how bitch does it.

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2010

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Weekends come and weekends go but the one constant is that I will be drunk and that at least one girl will refuse to show me her vagina whether at the bar, the grocery store, the park or the public pool if I ask…so what I have learned is the key to getting what you want is to not ask, but to just seek out what it is that you are looking for and claim it as your own…make it a reality at any expense…cuz only losers take no for an answer and don’t put up a fight to get what they want….

Here are my stepLINKS, I’d like to dedicate them to Marcus Washington and the plight his people have had to face….

Airbrushed or Not, I Love Kelly Brook’s Body
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Sienna Miller is Playing Air Guitar and By Air Guitar I Mean Air Deep Throat
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Because Your Shitty Weekend Would Get a Lot Better If You Got Laid For Once
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Tara Marie is in a Tiney Bikini and Looks Good While Wearing It
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10 Giant Athletes and Their Tiny Wives and Girlfriends
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Bridgette Leann Wilson Panty Upskirt
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Tori Spelling is The Fucking Walking DEAD – NO MAKE UP
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Sammi and Her Self Pics
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Welcome to Kates Playground
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European Teen Gets Freaky
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Let’s All Laugh at Kanye West of the Day
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Man I Would Totally Bang Cassie
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Well Hey There Robi Martins
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Fire Breathing FAIL – VIDEO
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If God Was a Woman, It Would Be This Slut Right Here
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Now That’s What I Call An Ass
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Kelly Rowland Upskirt Panty Peek
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Check Out Mandy and Hunter
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And More Montana Sex Tape Drama
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Katrina Bowman is a Hot Little Blonde
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Amia Moretti Will Get Your Right Hand In Motion
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Some Vanessa Hudgens
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Bree Daniels Finger Fucks Herself
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And MORE Kenny POWERS! YOU’RE FUCKING OUT
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Paris Hilton is as Slutty as Ever
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In Bed With Faith
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The Grandfolks Love Death Metal – VIDEO
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Cheryl Cole Looking Ridiculously Hot And Healthy
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Sexual Chocolate Supreme – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Things About the Gaming Industry
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Drew Barrymore Yum
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High Voltage Water Melon – VIDEO
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Whipped Cream on the Tits
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Man, I Would Still Totally Bang Robin Wright
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Gotta Love Blonde Babes
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When Teddy Bears With Strap Ons Attack – VIDEO
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2010

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some shit going on in the news to inspire you to do stupid things to get noticed cuz it works….

Drunk, Pregnant Woman Tries to Rob Taco John’s with Hammer in Wisconsin

Ovulating Women Buy Sexier Clothes
A study shows that ovulating women buy sexier outfits to look more attractive than other women.

Caught on Tape: Man in China Jumps In Front of Train in Hope of Internet Fame
A Chinese man hopped on train track while taping himself to make a viral video and become famous

911 Call from Base Jumper Stuck on Mountain Side
A man had to hang 600 feet overnight after

Former Miss USA Accused of Shoplifting
Shannon Marketic was accused of shoplifting from a Target store when she walked out after purchasing her items. She says it was an honest mistake, while store security says they were just doing their job.

Baby Hitler Parents Lose Custody Case
A New Jersey appeals court says a couple who named one of their children after Adolf Hitler should not regain custody of their three children.

Arkansas Residents Warned Not to Skin Wild Hogs in Heat, Weather Guy Upset

Man Fights w/ Neighbors over Underwear Display in NC
Clyde’s underwear display is getting mixed reaction in downtown Salisbury, North Carolina. He’s the owner of “Off Main Gallery” and an artist. About a week ago, he duct taped a pair of men’s underwear to the front of his shop. Clyde says he did it because he didn’t like his neighbor and says she’s not a big fan of his either.

Vanessa Marcil: I Get Cold Sores (Tells the world she has oral herpes)
Vanessa Marcil lets Wendy Williams know that she gets cold sores and the mistake that led to meeting her husband

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2010

Aug

Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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This bitch has won the lottery. All she has to do to collect is put up with Simon Cowell and make the motherfucker think she is real down with everything he does, stroking his ego properly, using her American Idol make-up artist skills to make dude feel pretty, you know giving him constant blowjobs, and sucking up to him almost hypnotizing him into thinking this is something his self-involved self could stick with forever, so that he marries her officially…cuz we all know she got into celebrity make-up artistry to meet celebrities, land one, and hopefully get him to commit so that she lives the good life and I am sure Cowell isn’t her first run with someone rich and famous, he just happens to be the richest and the only one dumb enough to marry the social climbing, gold digging, whore.

There are a few rules I’ve learned in fucking whores. The first is that no matter how good they are at manipulating you into getting repeat business, never exclusively go to them, cuz the second you are sucked the fuck in, they own your fucking ass and you might as well just take off your condom and sign over your life to her…only to get broken 6 months down the line when you catch her doing the same thing to someone else, cuz it’s all she knows.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

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Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Aug

Eva Mendes in Another Funny or Die Bullshit Video of the Day

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Will Farrell owns Funny or Die. Eva Mendes is in his new movie that he’s hoping will be the comeback he needs since all his movies are irritating as fuck and some people can’t handle the fact that they are irrelevant, even if they have a popular website, so in trying to make his movie huge, he is using his hot bodied costar on his website to get any traction he can and unfortunately his movie is going to be a huge deal cuz people are idiots and buy into anything they are told to, but at least I get to see more Eva Mendes as she’s part of his promo campaign…something I never get bored of even if I get real irritated by it and it’s unfunniness.

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