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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is a Schoolgirl of the Day

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This is really believable….I have a feeling this has either got to be some kind of dream sequence in a horrible movie….that they are going to filter in editing to give her a youthful glow…or that this is a movie that she is producing and that she decided to sabotage by volunteering to be the school girl in order to feed her ego…cuz the only reason someone that looks like this would be wearing a school girl outfit would be to try to turn their husband on…cuz the sex got stagnant and she noticed how into younger girls he was…not realizing her fat ass in a school girl outfit doesn’t have the same affect…or on Halloween….where here and her single friends decide to go out and try to find husbands cuz they’ve wore their vibrators down to the plastic skeleton…

Either way, this isn’t hot and would only be hot if she was the older girl coming back to high school to get her diploma while deciding she’d rather teach the girls and boys how to fuck…but they changed laws for 18 year olds in high school…so it is totally unbelieveable…kinda like these pictures…

Good thing you’ll take anything you can get.

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2010

Aug

Josh Brolin Does Stepfathering Right of the Day

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Since the site is called DrunkenStepfather and was originally a semi-anonymous site about lusting over my stepdaughters because they were pretty much 18 and not my own kids, they lived with me and ran around naked like they were my own kids, they’d tan topless and I’d overhear them talking about getting off with guys, but instead of being part of that, I was stuck with their fat, useless mother who caused me more grief than I ever expected, but also provided for me with this lavish lifestyle of a one-room apartment cuz her pig-self thinks it’s okay to go on disability for her diabetes, sleep apnea, inability to walk….and I think it’s okay to ride that shit to the top….

So as a tribute to the man I used to be, I like to cover as much stepparenting that comes my way, and here’s Josh Brolin at an event escorted by his stepdaughter I can assume he wants to fuck, cuz I know I want to fuck her, but after a few drinks, he could be escorting a donkey out to pasture and I’d have a fucking boner, not cuz I know who Josh Brolin is or because I’m his best fan ever, but because anything is better than the hell I am living…

But enough about me, here are the pics. Sure, they may not be hot on the surface, but what’s going on behind the scenes is…

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2010

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Asking a girl how many guys she thinks jerks off to her facebook vacation pics is apparently not a good way to get her to send you nudes…either is leaving comments about rape, how big her tits are, and how curious you are to know how meaty her pussy is. Does the clit stick out, or is she all lip, or is she a slit like we were raised a pussy is supposed to look, but you can’t make it out in her bikini bottoms in her vacation album.

Here are my stepLINKS…

See Montanna Fishburne’s Porn
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Playboy Twin Rubs up and Kisses Up on Paris Hilton cuz Whores Respect Each Other
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Craigslist Casual Encounter Ad to End All Casual Encounter Ads
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Have to Be Alone Right Now, and By Alone, I Mean Jerking Off in Your Bedroom
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JWoWW aka Jenni Farley’s Big Old Boobies
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The Hottest Fan Outfits in Sports
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Jennifer Aniston Areola Slip
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Julia Roberts Legs
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Tracy in the Mirror
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Nipple
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Chloe is Home From School
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Lonely Blonde Rubs Herself Down – VIDEO
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Mother Charged with 67 Counts For Having Sex With 13-Year-Old Boys
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And MORE Taiwenese CGI Fun – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, Erin Heatherton Lesbian Fantasy
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Tequila Fail – VIDEO
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Zoe Plays With Her Toy
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A Little Beyonce, Just Because
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Anna Lynn Mc Cord is Barless in the Rain
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WTF is LaToya Jackson Smoking? – VIDEO
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Sabrina and Zoe Video
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A Little Bit of Amber Heard
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A Bunch of Holly Peers Pics, Featuring Her Amazing Rack
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Ahhhh Dres Barrymore
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Some Vintage Christina Hendricks
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Angela Knows How to Handle Herself – VIDEO
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Gabriel Union Gallery
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Bridget From the Girls Next Door is Still Looking Hot
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Say Hi to the Bucci Twins
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2 Young Lezzies Play With Each Other
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Rachel Bilson is Single and Looking Hot
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Movie Explosions Montage!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Batman Explains It All…
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Dude Dodges Fly Ball, Lets It Hit Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Eva Mendes
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Eastern European Looking Chick With Huge Hot Fun Bags
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Ke$ha is a Dirty Pic Part 567 474 373
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A Collection of Summer Sluts
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Some Sophie Monk Just Cause
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The Cutest Damn Sex Toys Ever
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2010

Aug

Katy Perry Sex Scene in Teenage Dream of the Day

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Katy Perry brought her bullshit talent that isn’t talent, but just some robotic bullshit that pollutes my brain that some how managed to get her on the radio and famous enough for her natural tits to take over by getting her noticed thus making her even more famous…in some new video where she has a sex scene in a pair of white pure panties like the good Christian girl she pretends to be cuz it is good for her ugly face image, despite the fact that I know she is a slut who has let people I know titty fuck her…and the whole thing is a joke I probably could have masturbated to 10 years ago, before the internt tainted me and my masturbation needs…

I can’t believe I am posting this…seriously…my perversion overpowers my rational thought…

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2010

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looking Her Best of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of those girls who irritates me. Her face and little bullshit act has got on my nerves for what seems like a long time. The fact that she never showed off her naked tits and still got attention made me mad and the fact that she got fat and disgusting, although was bittersweet got everyone talking about her, keeping her around to annoy me even more….

That is why these pics make me happy…like when her show got canceled, like when her fiance left her, like when Jamie Kennedy Experiment left her…Because wanting to punch her in the fucking face before sticking my dick inside her cuz she is the bitch from “Can’t Hardly Wait” is kinda porn to me….unfortunately this is just make-up, but sometimes costumes help fantasies come true….not to be morbid or anything….

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2010

Aug

Jessica Alba Seduces a Cop with Bullshit Acting of the Day

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This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him.

If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself…

Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

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2010

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Today is probably the weirdest day in stepNEWS history. Sure the shit has only been going on a few months now, but seriously, this one left me feeling uncomfortable…Enjoy the insanity…..

Armless Man ‘Throws’ Out First Pitch at Tigers Game – last time I checked, throwing a ball with your feet is called kicking, and kicking is for soccer so shit should be disqualified…

Reading Woman Arrested After Holding Fetus and Baby Remains in Cooler…I prefer to keep fetus in a jar in the closet that I like to use to reflect on my parenting skills….and it’s a great party starter whether alone with a woman or with a group of people…cuz nothing says party like “Wanna see my fetus in a jar”…

MA Man Had Pea Plant Growing in Lung…this is just on another level of weird that makes a paranoid motherfucker like me think I have plants growing in my lungs cuz I always inhale my food…that’s part of being fat…Scary.

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2010

Aug

Rihanna Tits Hanging With A Slimming Friend of the Day

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Rihanna is like most girls. She calls the cops when you show her how much you love her by proving how crazy she makes you by punching her face in and choking her out, and she hangs with bitches who are fatter than her to make her look skinny and hot all while letting her tits hang out to just solidify how hot she is…and I guess it is warranted since her appeal is slowly disappearing and a life back in barbados is not an unlikely future….

But tits are tits…at least that’s what I tell myself whenever I land myself something half human looking when I am drunk enough to not really care what is grabbing my dick with her mouth….

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2010

Aug

Geri Halliwell Makes a Shitty Street Walker of the Day

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Here is Ginger Spice walking the streets and everyone knows when a girl walks the streets the first thing we think of is how amazing it would be to pay them to fuck us.

Unfortunately, I like seeing used condoms hanging under her miniskirts of the hookers I watch…I mean that or seeing them doing less walking and more convulsing on the ground in some kind of bad drug overdose, screaming while the paramedics restrain them, knowing that when they get out of the hospital, they’ll be washed up which is a nice improvement from the normal piss and death smell they come with….so I’m tough to please…

Here are her titties walking her dog….

I have no idea why I put so much energy into Ginger Spice today…but I guess it’s for her fans….if she has any…

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2010

Aug

Paris Hilton Pisses on Marilyn Monroe’s Grave of the Day

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Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to.

Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit….

I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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