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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Aug

Bar Refaeli Tits with Leo of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is one of the hotter girls in the world. She’s the kind of hot girl who I humor myself by talking to fake profiles pretending to be her on twitter and facebook, you know to make me feel like she’s into me, even though I know it isn’t her….She is the reason I masturbate to memories of a Jewish girl I once got with…she wasn’t quite as put together as Bar Refaeli, if anything she happened to be very fucking disgusting…like a hairy little troll that has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with the good Jewish girls being too busy getting with respectable people…so I was stuck with this bitch wh was so hairy that her vagina was like a pillow in her panties, her face like an accidenteed Sarah Jessica Parker and her mustache made for a perfect place to cum, since it held my orgasm there better than hairless skin, kinda like putting sand on an icy step…

So here is Bar Refaeli properly representing Israel and her tits with her longterm boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio at a party I wasn’t invited to because I was too busy with my fist up my wife’s ass and pussy, it’s her new thing…cuz it is the only way she feels anything….while I remain more and more dead on the inside with every thrust….

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2010

Aug

Some Britney Spears Mom Booty of the Day

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The good thing about SPANX and a team of stylists trying to make you come across put together, normal and not totally distrubed, broken, damaged, unstable, fucked up, psychotic, bi-polar, hired by the same people who exploited you when you were a kid, milked you for as much as they could, made you dance like a little monkey cuz they made you and figured they can use you however they seem fitting, without thinking about the future or the consequences, is that your big dirty mom ass can look like it is worth digging into and eating like it was a spit-pig back home in the trailer park backyard on trailer park day….

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2010

Aug

Pregnant Ali Larter and her New Tits Do Yoga of the Day

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I don’t remember who Ali Larter is, but I know she’s a slut. The kind of girl who doesn’t use protection even and one day surprises you by telling you she’s pregnant and there’s nothing you can do about it, cuz despite telling you she was into abortions before the night you decided to bust inside her just once, cuz that’s how nature wants us to cum, only to realize she meant for other people…and like other cum filled uteruses, she’s walking around in fitness clothes to have the healthiest pregnancy like the women I watch outside the local YMCA and the whole thing is only hot cuz her titties are bigger than they used to be, like a skinny chick turned fat, without the eating disorder, but with a whole lot of other disorders that mean you can fuck her and she can’t get pregnant cuz she already is pregnant but none of that really matters….here are the pics…

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2010

Aug

Simon Cowell’s Gold Digger in her Bikini of the Day

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I like breaking up marriages….but posting bullshit on a site no one reads really don’t have the same effect as fucking a bitch on video and leaving the tape in the VCR like you’re a Justin Timberlake music video….

So here’s Simon Cowell’s gold digger and I guess she’s got a pretty hot body, one that you wouldn’t mind locking yourself into, especially since you know she is hungry for the good life, so she lets you fuck other girls and do whatever the fuck you want, cuz you can provide it….

I figure every billionaire 45 year old reaches the point in his life where he’s just fucked one too many whores, and he’s ready to settle down and have kids and since all whores are the same, you migour lifestyle, cuz that way you always have the upperhand….kinda like when I used to fuck teenage runaways with daddy issues and no where to sleep, I pretty much had my pickings and could do whatever the fuck I wanted cuz they were too high and disconnected to really care, but I like to feel like I was ballin’ and they were trying to ride my lifestyle, you know so I can relate….

I just wonder what Simon’s intentions are. He’s kinda gay and into himself and before seducing Simon with her tight body and fake tits…she was making 60,000 dollars a year putting make-up on the motherfucker, something his metrosexual ass is more into than he is into her pussy….not that I really care about Simon, but based on this long winded post about nothing, you’d think I did and that’s something I gotta work on….

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2010

Aug

Some Tits in Some Shit Movie Called Spirit Camp of the Day

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Sometimes I like to take a break from all this mindless shit and focus on something intellectual, like titty clips from straight to DVD movies that had no business ever being made, it’s like it brings up so many intense questions about the human race on a philosophical level, and those questions include lots of gratutious tits to keep me distracted from wanting any real substance…kinda like the stripper at the stripclub version of a movie…So here’s Roxy Vandiver, Sarah McCulley and Katy Rowe showing their tits in the instant classic that may get an Academy Award for best straight to DVD movie called Spirit Camp cuz they use all the key elements…Tits….

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2010

Aug

Snooki Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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There was a time in my life that I wanted to go into the Mechanical Bull business. I remember finding a used one and thought that I could rent it out at parties and to make extra money I’d videotape the hot chicks in mini skirts on the shit, titties bouncing around to put on the internet…

So in doing my research for this business venture, I went to a local bar with a mechanical bull, and I realized that the percentage of hot chicks who get on the thing are minimal and when they do get on it, they are all dainty and lady-like and manage to cover every interesting body part, but there were endless ugly, sloppy drunk girls, I’m talking a line of them who for some reason, their body parts that no one really wanted to see, were put out on display like it was a freakshow….

I guess Snooki proves my theory that the Mechanical bull is for fat and sloppy being thrown around like the barnyard animals on their way to the slaughthouse….and her upskirt is really just her bathing suit…but when it comes to Snooki, it doesn’t really matter because it’s all disgusting…

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2010

Aug

Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day

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Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.

I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues….

Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high.

That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means….

Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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2010

Aug

Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Ashley Greene is the average at best girl in Twilight….who has been lucky enough to get attached to the shit that’s made fucking Billionaires like it was Star Wars or Harry Potter…pretty much setting her for life and making idiots with no taste fall in love with her cuz compared to the other bitch in the movie, who is an inbred monster, this bitch is a 10….but she’s definitely not when she’s in her bikini. Her ass is shitty, not cuz she ate bad Mexican food, but because it’s got no fucking shape. Shit looks like it’s eating itself, or being sucked in by her pussy, in some kind of “this bitch must have 3 kids” way. Seriously…I’ve been complaining that she needs to up her nudity while people are watching and still care, cuz fame is fleeting and shit comes and go, but I shoulda sized her up before I put that out there, cuz I think she fucking sucks….

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2010

Aug

Lady Gaga’s Half Naked Crowd Surfing of the DAy

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This is the kinda shit that makes paying 100 dollars for some outdoor festival seem like a serious waste of fucking money. It’s like you get to the show, you get drunk, you get into the whole thing, and next thing you know, some half naked ugly chick who may have a dick gets thrown at your fucking head…sure you are given every opportunity to shove your finger up her sweaty and disgusting ass, but you don’t have that much time to react cuz you’re distracted by wiping the it off your fucking face….

A little known fact about me is that I have fondled Gaga’s ass. This is a totally true story that happened last year and that was not one of my prouder moments…but basically she was wearing a similar outfit, she had bodyguards around her, she was dancing on a booth with Perez Hilton and I snuck my hand around the security and started fondling her ass for what felt like 3 hours and 20 minutes, but was probably a minute. She didn’t notice…but despite what I was expecting, it was actually firm and I guess that was my brush with fame before it was really famous that wasn’t as good as the night I spent with Lohan and that’s all I have to say about that.

She is so fucking full of shit….this is all a lie and here are some of the disgusting fucking pics….

Here’s the horrible video….

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2010

Aug

Liz Hurley’s Hot Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I am down with Liz Hurley. Sure she’s a little uptight when it comes to her boyfriends getting busted fucking trannies, cuz she’s just traditional and prefers her boyfriends to cheat on her with old school genders and not this new school hippie weirdo shit….you know not so progressive, but with tits like this, even in her old age and her gold digging via Indian (dot not feather) cock, I think she still deserves some attention….even if her getting slammed by dick with tits is not in her future…unless of course those dick with tits are billionaires…cuz that’s just how bitch does it.

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