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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

04

Aug

Kim Kardashian Almost Falls While Stuffing her Face of the Day

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I’ve always said that Kim Kardashian is a fucking pig and I wasn’t even talking about her sex tape that she gets pissed on in. I was talking about her body and her level of physical fitness, cuz despite her bullshit workout DVD she released a few years ago, I never thought she was anything more than a slob who lay out eating junk food in her underwear all day, she’s just been lucky enough to get her fat to deposit itself in the right place without the sloppy cellulite dents that white people get, but that doesn’t mean she’s not fat…

So here she is, really fucking into her ice cream, stuffing her vile face, so fucking into it that she’s falling all over the place, or maybe her heel is giving out, cuz they don’t make shoes to support that kind of weight…and here are the pics…of her unfortunately not falling and hurting her cunt self…..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

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The photographer behind these pictures is seriously on a mission to ride Lohan to the fucking top, because all of a sudden he’s become popular, all for taking some bullshit promo shots of Lohan in Inferno as Linda Lovelace, and releasing them strategically when Lohan is peaking in the media for her addictions and fake jail time….

He’s not the only person taking advantage of this time in Lohan’s life or the Linda Lovelace role, this shit is all a publicity stunt to try to get her an Academy award like she was Mickey Rourke rags to riches career-wise and I know it’s obvious, but the question is does the rest of the world….

Here she is in what is going to be the role of her lifetime, the one she’s been prepping for by going to jail for….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

04

Aug

Katy Perry Tits do Rolling Stone of the Day

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When your tits are all you have going for you….and they’ve managed to get you this far along….you might as well give them the spotlight they deserve as a thank you…so I get both Katy Perry and Rolling Stone’s strategy in dressing her like this for the latest issue, cuz really, this is all she is good for….and luckily they photoshopped all the sloppy that comes with these tits…unfortunately they didn’t photoshop on a new head….

On a seriously important sidenote, I am still trying to get the titty fucking pics of her off the dude in Prison, but I’ve had no luck yet.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2010

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think my internet work that isn’t really work is done for the day….cuz I am bored at staring at the screen hustling useless bitches to send me nudes…but they never do….so here are my stepLINKS cuz at least they have a point….I’m going out drinking…

Katy Perry Tits Are Full of Shit
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Lindsay Lohan is on the Cover of Maxim Because in Americ Getting Drunk and High and Hijacking Cars and Arrested by Police Makes You More Famous and Gets You On the Cover of Magazines….of the Day
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Kelly Brooke and Her Sexy Legs
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Do Yourself a Favor and Take a Peek, Virgin. I Won’t Tell
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25 Hottest Lingerie Football League Campers
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New Orleans Has Some Hot Sluts
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Avril Lavigna Bikini Nip Slip
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Jessica Simpson is Pathetic
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Lilli is on the Couch
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Brooke and Her Southern Hospiality
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Plowed By the Fucking Machine
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Man Robs Wendy’s Drive Thru, Then Calls Later To Complain About The Amount Of $$$ He Stole! – AMAZING
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Annnnnd Here’s Snooki’s Mug Shot
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Beach Volleyball With Miss Belgium Contestants
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Now That’s a Booty Shaker – VIDEO
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Meet Laura Dore
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Surrender to Milana
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Mmmmmm Sofia Vergara
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Holy fuck, Who Knew Martha Stewart Was Such a Hot Slut When She Was Young?
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Facebook Sluts Anyone
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Some Brooklyn Decker is Always Good
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Here’s More of Lohan Doing Linda Lovelace Promos Even Though She’s Probably Been Replaced
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Monica and Jana Are Pussy Lickers
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Victoria’s Secret Bikini Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Eva Mendes is Looking Good At the Other Guys Premiere
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Say Hello at Tiffany
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Nasty, Nasty Sluts – VIDEO
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Erika Christensen Drops Some Serious Cleavage… Literally
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The 15 Funniest Newspaper Retractions Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Carrie Underwood
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Gay Rage – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Moss is Topless and See Through
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Big Tit Amateurs – GALLERY
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Danni Will Have You California Dreaming
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The 7 Most Interesting Ways the World May Come to an End
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Ohhhhhhh Ashley!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

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Lots of news today…Maybe posting this is getting idiots inspired to do stupid shit to get famous the real way…not the bullshit hollywood way….so catch up on what’s going on…

Man Arrested for Exposing, Touching Teen at ‘Short Pump’ Movie Theater in VA

Disabled Teen Gang-Raped in Basement

It might just be one of the worst Chicago crimes you’ve probably never heard about. It involves teenagers, charges of kidnapping, and sexual torture– all in a South Side basement.

GA Librarian Fired for Not Calling Police on Masturbating Man

A Doraville, GA librarian was fired for following policy and not calling police when a man was caught masturbating while using one of the library’s computers…you will like when you see the tranny they interview

OH Woman Posed as Teen Boy, Won’t Be Charged w/ Felonies

A 16 year-old girl was upset to learn that a teen boy she dated was really a 31 year-old woman and felony charges were dropped by prosecutors even though the relationship started when she was 15.

Russian Woman Uses Breasts to Paint
A Russian woman in St. Petersburg, Russia uses her chest to paint and is gathering a active following

Caught on Tape: Thief Gets Baking Pan to Head

Caught on Tape: Drunk Cincinnati Woman Calls 911 Four Times Looking for a Date

CA Couple in Jail for Asking Teens for Urine

A Sacramento man and wife are behind bars after asking neighborhood kids for urine so they could be a drug test

Masked man attacks woman with hatchet in Florida

A woman said she was robbed by a masked man with a hatchet this morning. The robber kicked in Tabitha Faulkner’s residence and stole $300.

OH Dad Arrested for Pushing Stroller While Drunk

A Mansfield, Ohio man was arrested for operating a stroller while intoxicated and now he’s asking for forgiveness

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

03

Aug

Panty Pictures to Help Keep Kristin Cavallari Relevant of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is in her underwear which means she’s doing her best to stay relevant now that her only gig has finally dried up…and she knows better than the rest just how hard the real world is cuz she actually tried to run out on her own once before….so stripping down in pictures while people still remember her is critical cuz otherwise she’ll end up stripping on stage for people to help pay her baby formula…but I have a feeling that’ll never happen since she probably has rich parents and that’s how she got on TV in the first place and really I have no idea why I bothered writing all this about some useless cunt who’s cunt I should have already seen in some boring pictures….when I coulda wrote about the young pregnant girl I saw earlier today, or even the security guard pushing 30 with a legit combover, or even about how I wish everyone posted pics of them having sex on twitter and facebook, but instead I did this…I am a disgrace…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2010

03

Aug

Amy Winehouse Showing Off Her Fake Tits of the Day

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I don’t really know what these are pictures of, they have something to do with Amy Winehouse pulling an all nighter, that’s probably why she looks a little distraught, even though she always looks a little distraught, that’s what hard drug use does to a bitch, and it’s also what makes a bitch hot, cuz it’s that desperation and near death look and feel that makes a girl feel attainable, throw in some money and some fake tits with a voice like a black slave in the fields and you got yourself a damaged, broken, goldmine you may not want to stick your dick in, but you’d be an idiot not to jerk off all over….and I guess that’s why Amy Winehouse is porn to me and by default so are all pictures of her as she rots away…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

03

Aug

Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream of the Day

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Knowing that this bitch was the hottest supermodel in the last decade makes these pictures worth looking at, you know cuz watching bitches eat ice cream is one of summer’s naughtiest hobbies…that can get creepier as the age of the girl eating decrease…but knowing that this Heidi Klum tongue action is the very same as the tongue action she uses when eating Seal’s shit off the floor while dressed like a leather clad dog, cuz she’s German and that’s what German’s call foreplay….makes this pictures worth really looking at…you know by putting your whole body into it…if you know what I mean…which you do…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2010

03

Aug

Dolph Lundgren Still Gets Young Pussy of the Day

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This proves that even if you get work in one movie in your entire career, you will still be able to find young hot groupie pussy decades later…cuz for some reason…the fact that a dude was good enough to be a villain in a Rocky movie makes girls think he is good enough for their pussies…I see this all the fucking time and I never quite grasp it…especially when it’s on a local level and I see some french, fat asshole in a car commercial billboard in bars signing autographs for groups of girls who act like they think they just saw the coming of Christ, only to go home with the motherfucker like he matters cuz he does shit on a local fucking level and that’s pretty much excatly what’s going on in these Dolph Lundgren pics…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dolph Lundgren

2010

03

Aug

Some Britney Spears Crazy Nipple of the Day

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It is not Britney porn unless there is Starbucks Frappacino’s in the picture and her nipples are actin’ crazier than her facial expressions which aren’t nearly as crazy as her brain/personality and seeing these pictures just upsets me, cuz I know if she didn’t has as many handlers as she does, she wouldn’t be sedated and she would be producing amazingness, whether it was porn, or just paparazzi video of her doing a puppet show in front of the mirror at a department store, it would be far more life changing than this shit….It’s like they’ve fucked a girl up for money, and now they are trying to pretend shit isn’t fucked up, repressing the goods which takes away from the whole point of fucking them up by making them rich and famous in the first place….serious fucking waste.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears