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2010

06

Aug

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have a lot in common with Alicia Keys’ personal chef….and that’s that before these pictures we just assumed she was always pregnant.It was the only explanation for the outrageous amounts of food she’s been eating all these years, making it safe to assume she was eating for two, and we just didn’t take the time to realize that the other person Alicia Keys was feeding was her sloppy legs and ass….

Don’t get me wrong, I love fat black women, I mean there’s a reason Aunt Jamima syrup sells so well, it brings comfort, comfort I’ve been trying to recreate by spending a lifetime of trying to bed big women to try to get that feeling again, but they don’t taste syrupy good, or smell like warm cooked country breakfast…they taste and smell like shit…but in my defense, I really only got with fat chicks when no one else would take me, and that’s how I stupidly married one….

And what it all comes down to is that pregnant or not, I have never found Alicia Keys hot, worth wanting to fuck, so seeing her in a bikini pregnant or just fat in a bikini is all the same kinda boring….and just reminds me that bitch should keep the fat women off the beach and on Jerry Springer talking about having sex for a cheeseburger where they belong.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

06

Aug

Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

This is one of those things where I don’t really care who’s nipple is falling out of her shirt just as long as a nipple is falling out of a shirt..you see when this happens in everyday life, I don’t run up to the cunt and demand ID to see if I am still interested, I just follow her home, climb into her basement window and wait until nightfall….

If these pictures were any hotter, I’d take the time to figure out who Genevieve Jones is, but since I’m lazy let’s just make up a story about her and that story is that she was created when Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Jones and Mr Jones and from that horrible Counting Crows song and Indiana Jones had a gangbang with Grace Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones ….while James Earl Jones jerked off in the corner to Bridget Jones’ diary while Norah Jones sang bullshit emotional songs she was too young to even grasp the meaning of….to set the fucking mood.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

05

Aug

Megan Fox Tongue in the New Eminem featuring Rihanna Video of the Day

I guess Rihanna’s got to the point in her career where no one really gives a fuck about her, so they cast other bitches to be in the shit, cuz no one likes a girl who tells on her boyfriend for choking her out, cuz selling out the man you love to the law is some real bullshit…especially when he’s just trying to teach your cunt ass a lesson and put you in fucking line….LOLZ

Despite Megan Fox marrying a joke from the original 90210 no one remembers, getting fired by her one gig, possibly getting phased out of Hollywood cuz there are a ton of younger and hotter pussy, I still think she’s pretty fucking hot….

This is a pretty good song though…I’m dancing as I type this cuz that’s just how exciting my life is…

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2010

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Some busty girl invited me over to watch So You Think you can Dance and for the record…I hate tits for having this power over me…because here I am watching the shit…but at least there’s a lot of skimpy clothes gyrating weirdness like some hippie who did too much acid…when they aren’t showing gay men dance….

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Lindsay Lohan in Some Tawainese CGQ Video Weirdness
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This Could Be A Beautiful Piece of Shiny Crap – TRAILER
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Because You’re Going to Be a Virgin Forever Otherwise
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More of Lohan Whoring It Up for the Camera
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20 Female Athletes Who Should Model Underwear
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Tawny Kitaen is 49 Years So Let’s Celebrate With some Vintage Pics of Her Tits
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Emma Watson Cut All Of Her Hair Off and She’s Actually Looking Kinda Hot
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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Donna is Wearing Cut Offs
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Perfect Perfect Ass – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Looks Hot at a War Crimes Trial
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Sick Disgusting Redneck News Story of the Day
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Kelly Brooke is Naked in Piranha 3D
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Ice Cream Truck Fail – VIDEO
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LAN Party Sluts
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Babe I Wanna Bone So Bad It Hurts of the Day
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Pixie Lott And Some Sorta Bikini Lesbo Action
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LOL Pic of the Day
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some Jana Cova, For Good Measure
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And More Kelly Brooke
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50 Wank Worth Pictures
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Sophie Monk Just Cause
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Tila Tequila Wants In on This Whole Sex Tape Thing
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Ahhhhh Nessa
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Mmmmm Charlize Theron
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Yeah I’d Bang Julia Roberts
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Meet Madden
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Insane Waterslide Jump is Most Likely Fake But Awesome Nonetheless
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Rachel McAdams Totally Sizzles As A Blond
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The 25 Greatest Denise Milani Boob Spills
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How to: Get Your girlfriend Interested in Video Games
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The Kama Sutra is Now Being Releases as an Audio Book – VIDEO
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Hey There Jenn
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Skinny Blonde With Hot Tits Shakes Her Ass In Tanning Room
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Linsday Lohan Jail CGI is The Best Thing I Have Seen All Week
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Britney Spears Looking Not Completely Disgusting in This Magazine Spread
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Pornstars And Their Literary Equivalent
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2010

05

Aug

Queen Latifah and Her Lesbian Lover in Bikinis of the Day

This is the kind of shit is what ruins all lesbian fantasies….Enjoy.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

05

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is a glimpse into what is going on in the news….some may make you laugh…others may make you cry…and some may even make you want to jump off the roof of your local office tower because you don’t have any confidence our race will survive our lifetime….Enjoy…

Dog Saves the Life of Diabetic Drunk Man By Chewing Off His Toe
A drunk Michigan man who had an infected toe due to undiagnosed diabetes passed out and while he was unconscious, his dog chewed his toe off. That ended up saving his life.

TX Teacher Accused of Sex w/ 12-Year Old Boy

Caught on Tape: Ohio Man Tasered After Beating Pregnant Girlfriend and Resisting Police
A violent Ohio man who beat his pregnant girlfriend was tasered repeatedly by cops when he became violent

Caught on Tape: Chase Shows SUV Slamming Maryland Cop Car
Police chases happen all the time, but few end like this one. The chase started in Montgomery County and ended up in Prince George’s. Inside the SUV, three teenagers all suspected of robbery.

Detroit Cops: Teens Beat Blind Man, Stole $600
Detroit area authorities say as many as seven teens beat a blind man with his own cane and robbed him of $600.

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2010

05

Aug

Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2010

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bullshit Modeling of the Day

I don’t really know where Lohan found all the time to get all these modeling jobs she’s been popping up in lately, but I am pretty sure it happened before her week spent in prison. I guess this is one of the components to her revamping her image, you know a long with staging a prison sentence and rehab, all in efforts to get back on track in the role of her lifetime as the struggling pornstar Linda Lovelace, that will land her an Academy award, since she’s a household name that has reclaimed having people talk about her in recent weeks, and now this flow of pictures she took is the follow up material to keep the publicity train on track, so that people post the shit, talk about the shit, help her sell leggings, but most importantly start to make people care about her again, so that when all is said and done, she’ll be on top of her game again, when really she should be on top of dick in video, cuz that’s really what people care to watch, see, and appreciate when it comes to Lindsay Lohan….the broken Disney starlet with family issues and addictions is boring if there’s no hardcore porn clips to back it up…but this is as good as it gets today…but I know more will come in cuz otherwise the whole prison tactic was a waste of fucking time….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

05

Aug

Paris Hilton in Some See Thru Bullshit of the Day

I hate Paris Hilton, but if any bitch I hate was walking down the street playing with her pussy, flashing her tit, or in a see thru shirt, or with hard nipples, or really if she’s just walking down the street…and she doesn’t even have to be walking…I mean she could be in a wheel chair, a hospital bed, or pretty much anything, so long as she has a vagina, even if she murdered my family, gave me AIDS, broke my heart, or did any unforgivable act to me, my loved ones, or society…I’m still gonna watch with a smile on her face cuz I guess my perversions run deeper than my morals…

Pics via Fame

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2010

05

Aug

Montana Fishburne’s Hardcore Movie Trailer of the Day

I love this shit, even if it looks like just another gully girl getting fucked by a white man for money, …cuz I know this bitch isn’t gully at all, this bitch is from a famous dad, raised surrounded by white folk, upper class upbringing with all the opportunities available from good schooling, to connections that could get her anywhere she wanted to be, but instead she does porn. It’s obviously some kind of rebellion and not her tapping into her poor roots but whatever the psychology behind this is, I’m loving it.

I also love this shit cuz it’s just a sign of the times, where 20 year old girls and probably girls younger, are thinking the key to success isn’t education or hard work, it’s getting naked and fucked on camera, cuz when you are naked and fucked on camera, people notice….

This is only a taste of what’s to come and I’m glad I’m on the front lines….

If you want more on this Montana Fishburne staged scandal to try to get some celebrity and male attention cuz daddy was too busy being famous give her enough hugs, keep checking back, cuz as more information comes out, I will post it….


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