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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jul

Bon Jovi and Naked Chicks Pics Surface of the Day

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Some new Bon Jovi book recently came out and I guess it didn’t sell as well as they hoped probably because Bon Jovi fans don’t know how to read, they are too busy working as mechanics, strippers, and Wal Mart checkout counters, so the publishers decided to release some RACY pictures of the band with some topless chicks, like being a rocker with topless chicks is a real big deal, consider rockers get girls wet just by having a record deal….but luckily my new fetish is 80s tits, knowing shit was from 2 decades ago and is now old and haggard…..I don’t know why…but it excites me….but not as much as Bon Jovi still excites girls and by girls I mean moms cuz he was in Montreal a few months ago and a hundred 40 year old women were screaming outside his hotel..so I can’t even imagine what impact he had on pussy when these pictures were taken, but I’d expect them to be more than just topless chicks, I’d expect spread pussy on dick instead of tit, but whatever, good enough.

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2010

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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The biggest news that happened to me was when I looked out my window last night at 3 in the morning and some long-legged, probably barely 18 year old girl was passed out in a thrown out chair, stood up and took a piss on the sidewalk, with people passing her by, only to pass back out in the chair someone had thrown out, cuz maybe their grandmother died on it or some shit, and here this girl was…Shit made me fall in love with the ghetto I live in all over again….

But apparently, the world doesn’t revolve around me and my stories, so here are some things going on in the news….

Teen Convicted for Hitting Classmate in Face with Ax
The 16 year old from Hanover sliced the face of a classmate with an ax in a tractor supply store. He has been locked up since October, and will now be kept in juvenile confinement for 2 years.

Teen Says MySpace Date Led To Stabbing
A 17-year-old Fairfax County girl wound up in the hospital with stab wounds after arranging a date on MySpace, the social networking site. The girl told police she was also raped.

Denny’s Worker Behind Bars for Spiking Drinks
In a Spotsylvania County Denny’s, a worker is put behind bars for spiking the drinks of two co-workers with bleach, acting on a grudge he had with them.

Naked Man Attacked Outside Richmond Bar w/ footage
A witness filmed a naked man who was stumbling in the street and was then attacked outside of some bars in Richmond.

PA Teachers Accused Of Eating Kid’s Lunch
Are teachers at a local school helping themselves to free lunches? That is the accusation at one Philadelphia school and a whistleblower says she was fired over it.

Man Accused of Urinating on Boy
A man is accused of a disgusting act at a public pool in Saint Clair Shores. According to Saint Clair Shores Police, he showed his private parts to a seven-year-old boy in the bathroom near the pool. The man then allegedly urinated on the little boy’s shoulder while the child was using the urinal.

Engineering the ‘Ideal Breast’
You see them on runways, in catalogs, and at the beach. Public fascination with breast size and shape has fueled America’s plastic surgery industry.

Teen put Lysol in mom’s Kool-Aid
A New Hampshire teenager was arrested after allegedly putting Lysol in her mother’s drink.

LA Bondage Club Arson-Murder Suspect Arrest
The body of a man in his 50s was found inside a burned-out bondage club near Los Angeles International Airport, and a man recently fired by the club was arrested on suspicion of arson and murder.

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2010

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am sure some of you would eat the corn out of her shit…Unfortunately, I would eat the corn out of anyone’s shit…but that’s just cuz I love corn…

Here are my stepLINKS

Megan Fox in a Midriff
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Wow, As If It Was Possible, Mel Gibson Has Outdone Himself
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Whoever Jennifer Metcalf is, She’s Lookin Good
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The Funniest Sports Fights of All Time – VIDEOS
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Julianne Moore and Her Fitness Camel Toe
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Here’s Some of the Sluts From Sucker Punch
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take a Good Long Look at Sophie
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Ashley is Wearing a Purple Hooker Dress
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Squirting Pussy and the Fucking Machine
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Teenager Tries The Old “Lysol In Kool-Aid” Trick To Kill Her Mom [Video]
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Check Out Guy Ritchies New Hot Piece
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Audrina Patridge Almost has an Upskirt
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Victoria Silvstedt Showing Lace Panties
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Daniela Freitas in Lingerie
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Here Comes Some Topless Heroin Smoking Shots of Angelina Jolie
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Melisa Lauren’s Tits Are Fucking Too Much
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Hey There Rosie
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Mel B: Big Boobs Small Bikini
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Charlie Laine and Diana Doll Video
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Kelly Brooke is Walking Around LA and Looking Hot Doing So
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Cleavage Kicks Ass
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Taylor Momsen is Kinda Using Kiddy Porn th Promote Her Album
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Zoe Saldana: New Calvin Klein Envy Ads!
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Lindsay Lohan: ‘Jail’s Not Fair You Guys!!!’
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Miranda Kerr is Pregnant So Let’s Enjoy Her Pre Baby Body Together
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Ashlyn Brooke and Her Dream Boobs
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Some Ashley Greene, Just Cause
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Some Megan Summers Hotness
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These Private Pics Aren’t So Private Anymore
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Blake Lively is Leggy and Kinda See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Angelina Jolie
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I Hate MIA But Not As Much as I Hate Lady Gaga
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Some January Jones Pictures
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Crazy Performance Art Chick Puts Another Kind Of Cock In Her Pussy
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Leighton Meester Rocks A Shirt Dress
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Bree Olson Video
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Katie Price Wrote A Book… In Her Bathing Suit
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Janice Dickinson Gets Naked And Doesn’t Scare Us
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British Sammy Braddy amazing Breasts
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2010

Jul

Tara Reid’s Amazing Deflated Ass Flash of the Day

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In the event you haven’t been paying attention, which I assume is the case, since if you’re reading this, this is your first time to my site, but I have been documenting this Tara Reid St Tropez comeback, since I haven’t seen anything from her in a long fucking time and got excited, because drunken crackhead looking pussy is my favorite, especially when it has spent the last decade on an endless Springbreak pool party like some kind of horrible frat boy written movie that ends with an attack from zombies in bikinis, flesh peeling from their once hot bodies…like they are slowly melting and deflating into a corpse that eats pills and stale beer…staring Tara Reid as the main character…but instead it’s just real life…

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2010

Jul

Katy Perry Promo Pics with Tits to Get Hits of the Day

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Katy Perry’s tits still distract me from Katy Perry…so her strategy is working….and I hope she keeps it up…cuz I don’t think the public is ready to deal with Katy Perry without her tits and it is better that they stay brainwashed and distracted cuz people who can’t see past her trap don’t know that Katy Perry is just a sloppy ass body with shitty legs, stomach and pussy with a wonky face that looks like it’s been spooked, wearing stupid make-up, stupid clothes, and stupid wigs, who walks awkward cuz I think she’s got a handicap, who can’t sing, dance, or entertain and who has no business being famous, cuz she is just irritating garbage that deserves to die…..but tits make the whole thing better…

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2010

Jul

Erin Wasson Nipple for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Erin Wasson is one of those laid back fashion models who surfs and drinks beer. She is the kind of cool chick who makes millions modeling and in her spare time lives like she’s on summer vacation…the kind of girl who really doesn’t exist in our worlds cuz we have nothing to offer. So we get stuck with naggy cunts who like to spend their time gossiping about bullshit, eating and making our lives fucking hell on earth….the kind of pussy who makes dudes go gay…

But I always liked the idea of a laid back bitch into good times and not being irriating that isn’t ugly or a dude is just fantasy that keeps us going in this high maintenance cunt world we live in….and maybe this bitch is just marketed as this cool pussy….but there’s hope that it is true, cuz with money and looks, I guess comes a security that doesn’t mean annoying us about whether they are pretty or not and can focus on sleeping in all day and getting topless in magazines….

She is from Texas, Vogue Italia did a feature on her, she decided to show did, and since I like model tit, I am posting the pics….

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2010

Jul

Some Nudity in #1 Cheerleader Camp of the Day

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Here’s some straight to DVD bullshit movie called #1 Cheerleader camp that came out on DVD yesterday and that I guess they are trying to promote by releasing all the nudity, because like any movie in the 80s, the tits are the only reason people bother with watching the bullshit in the first place, and I’m okay with that cuz I have a shitty attention span and the only way movies can keep me engaged is if there is pussy I can stare at….unfortunately I am not lying….it is a curse….

Here are the details for those of you who care….

A pair of horny college guys get summer jobs at a sexy cheerleader camp.

Here are the clips of a bunch of no name – stripper looking bitches they cast cuz they were eager to get topless for cheap and they were working on a budget on the shit….

Some Shower Shit

Some Stripper Shit….

Some Lesbian Shit….

Some Topless Trampoline Cheerleader Shit….

Some Stripper Looking trash in the Dressing Room…..

Some Shitty Sex Scene

Some Skinny Dipping…

Some Cleavage

Seems like an all around amazing movie….they should be paying me for this…

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2010

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive of the Day

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Years of hard partying, botched plastic surgery, uselessness, aging and whatever else this bitch has been up to has taken a toll on her face. She looks like some inbred bitch working at the gas station in some small town..maybe it’s cuz of her crooked mouth…a sign of parents being siblings…but this is Tara Reid…pretty much legendary pussyt that fell off the map and didn’t die despite all the bets I had placed that she would…. and I guess there’s still hope that she’s on her last legs cuz really if they get any more skinny and emaciated I may have to jerk off to her…not so much cuz famine is porn to me…but because drug addiction is….I mean as I look at her senior citizen aged skeleton hands…I can’t help but imagine them playing with my balls…..

Either way, here she is at some party….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

Jessica Biel and her “Just Got Raped” Hair of the Day

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I guess you could say this messy hairstyle Jessica Biel is rockin’ looks like she just finished a romantic lovemaking session with Justin Timberlake in the limo on the way to the event because they are so in love and don’t get to see each other enough, or you could say the messy hairstyle looks like she just from a rough night of getting wasted, getting gangbanged, getting hosed down in cum on her face, ass, tits, stomach and pussy (provided she has a pussy), but I prefer to just think her hair looks like this cuz she got raped….maybe because I find raping Jessica Biel a hot concept but I think it’s more likely cuz I like getting hate mail….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

Amanda Seyfried Kidnaps Herself of the Day

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There’s something very erotic about seeing a bitch put herself in the trunk of a car, especially for someone who is used to having to drag the bitch to the back alley you’re parked in before trying to lift her passed out body into the trunk, hoping she doesn’t wake up and scream or that no one sees what you are doing, before taking her out to a remote area to make love while she sleeps off the drugs you fed her….but Amanda Seyfried despite trying to seduce me or win me back like she did with her role in Chloe after I hated her for her candycoated bullshit roles….I know her cockteasin’ strategy.

Pics via Bauer

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