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2010

27

Jul

Levin Rambin from Scoundrels Nipple Slip of the Day

So this ABC show had a nipple slip. ABC the family channel owned by fucking Disney got a girl in lingerie pole dancing for some show called Scoundrel, something that I can only assume their Christian American advertisers, who are so anal in their ad placement despite being sleazy and into weird shit like wearing women’s panties and getting fucked up the ass by their wives with strap-ons when they aren’t cheating on them with little teenage boy prostitutes in their personal lifes….all in efforts to white wash reality and pretend that everything is wholesome to not tarnish or offend anyone in their marketing, are not too happy about…

This is NIPPLE on ABC Primetime…and that is pretty fucking huge as far as I am concerned….

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2010

27

Jul

Drew Barrymore Doggy Style for Elle of the Day

I never found Drew Barrymore hot…but I have met a few people who did…unfortunately some of those people thought she looked really fucking hot in ET, while other people were into her other inbred looking face roles…where she was actually legal to be into her…but for some reason, I never bought into the hype, I could always see through her celebrity and see a shitty looking body and weird looking face, so seeing her on all fours does nothing for me, but then again, I’ve never seen her appeal, but maybe you do and this is the picture your weird taste in women ass has been waiting for….

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2010

27

Jul

Eniko Mihalik Nipple for Numero of the Day

I just woke up from a bender that lasted until 9 am. It was alright and since I can’t see straight, I can’t really say the same for these pictures, I just know I see nipple in some art fag setting and figured I should post it in efforts of making this site more high-brow and sophisticated…I figure if the only nudes I post for you are from fashion shoots, and my hook will be fashion from a guy who is more into not wearing clothes, and you’ll still have amble material to jerk off to and I will get the million dollar Chanel campaigns…

So I don’t need to know who Enikpo Mihalik is, or what Numero magazine is, I just need to know that this bitch gets paid to show off nipple like a disgusting stripper…and now DrunkenStepfather.com has officially taken on the fashion world….or not…I’m too old and lazy for change…

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2010

27

Jul

Jaime Pressly Peeing Outside a Restaurant of the Day

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2010

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here again. I spent the afternoon watching CNN and all this talk of Arizona Immigration reform in the US has got me thinking that I may finally be able to get rid of Jesus for good, because the longer I thought about it, the more it made sense that there’s no fucking way he has his citizenship to Canada, because that involves paper work and long waits in line at government offices that mistake him for a homeless man and throw him out as soon as he steps foot in the lobby of the building.

Well that and we live in Canada, so I’m assuming that whole thing doesn’t apply this far north. While I look into that, you click these links.

Mel Gibson Wants Timothy Dalton aka Former James Bond to Blow Him or Something
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Angelina Jolie is Window Shopping for Babies in Russia and Looking Hot in the Meantime
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Megan Fox is One Hot Step Mom
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New Gallery of the Sexiest Bond Girl Ever: Olga Kurylenko
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Top 10 Greatest Urban Legends in Sports
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A Little Jessica Biel
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tits Are Forever Young
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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And MORE Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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Lohan is Getting Heckled in Jail
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And Now, The Greatest Comeback By a Comedian Ever – VIDEO
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This Hot Slut of the Day Really is a Giant Fucking Slut
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Cleavage Sluts, If You Got It, Flaunt It
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Gotta Love Rosa Acosta
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The Girl Next Door
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Ariel Summer and Sasha Knox Get It On
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Maria Menounos is Tossing Around a Football
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50 Pics of Sluts You’d Love to Bang of the Day
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Some Drew Barrymore is Always Good
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton is Still Partying
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Hot Blondes Chow Down on Some Pussy
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Holy Fuck I Hate Rollerblades – VIDEO
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I’d Bang Christina Applegate Even Though She’s Pregnant
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Triplets. Yes, I Said Triplets
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Some Really Close Calls – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Miranda Kerr
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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At Home Gynocology – VIDEO
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New York City = FREE WEED
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Mmmmmmmmm Doutzen Kroes
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Jumping Over Bike FAIL – VIDEO
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The Walmart Moonwalk – VIDEO
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Leona Lewies is Back on the Market and Looking Sexy
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Tyler Faith and Some Toys – VIDEO
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8 Famous Sea Monsters And Their Amazing Real Life Equivalents
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A Slutty Nod to Comic Con
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2010

26

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here. Fat ass decided to take the afternoon off or some shit, which makes no sense to me because I can’t understand how someone can’t take time off when their entire life is a fucking vacation, but I don’t make the rules I just play by them.

On another note, here’s some news stories that help re-assure me that no matter how fucked up my life is, there’s always something else going on out there that’s worse. I’m counting my blessings and I’m suggesting you count yours as well.

Wendy Williams Admits to Eating Food from Floor and Garbage Cause She’s a Complete Class Act and By Class Act I Meany Dirty Pig

One Legged Homeless Man Attacked OH Woman
A one-legged homeless man hopped out of his chair to attack a woman. Police apprehended the suspect

Real Rabbit Disrupts Dog Race
A dog race in Australia had to be stopped when a real rabbit crossed the track and distracted some of the racers

Man Robs Bank in Wig and Clown Pants
If this was an attempt at a disguise, then it was a very bad one. A Pittsburgh bank robber tried to knock off a bank wearing a wig and clown pants, then had a poor getaway attempt.

Teen Busted for DUI on Motorized Shopping Cart

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2010

26

Jul

Phoebe Price Does Wonder Woman at Comicon of the DAy

Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting, or if she’s just walkin’ thru cuz she knows the paparazzi is there, but I know she is no wonderwoman….she is old and horrible…and this must be some kind of miserable joke…But it’s nice to see she got to spend some time with Perez Hilton and his new haircut…and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2010

26

Jul

Hilary Duff Hides Her Engagement Ring of the Day

Some people think that Hilary Duff is a puck slut, the kind of bitch who only fucks pro athletes, mainly Hockey Players, cuz she likes their muscles and ability to give her initiations in the locker room…but the truth is she’s just a fucking gold digger, even though she’s worth millions of her own, cuz her fiance’s father just happens to be on the richest men in Canada list because he owns some ghetto furniture store that apparently does amazing cuz Canada is fucking ghetto….so everytime I see her, I don’t think she’s the cheerleader trying to bang the jock, I see a bitch trying to marry into a billion dollar empire thru the son that happens to be a jock and I guess no one should really care this much, especially since her body is thick and awkward.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2010

26

Jul

Blake Lively Tits for Geeks of the Day

Sure showing your tits at a convention for virgins is pretty obvious strategy to get noticed….but it is a strategy that I’m not complaining about…because despite having had sex….I still like tits….even when they are on some useless celebrity…especially when that useless celebrity managed to work her way into my heart over the last few weeks by showin’ leg and tit every chance she gets…good fucking work Blake Lively…your name may remind me of a dude I used to get drunk with….but I still want to see your pussy talk….

Posted in:Blake Lively

2010

26

Jul

Rachel Bilson in her Denim Shorts of the Day

I know these pictures aren’t all that exciting, but this is Rachel Bilson we’re talking about, and the bitch is never exciting…She’s so fucking boring, that this is the peak of excitement we get with her, but luckily I’m a fucking pervert and I can get off to anything, cuz I know that under these jean shorts there is probably a pair of panties and under those panties there is probably a vagina and really that makes these pictures about 3/4 of an inch away from being pussy pictures….a size you may relate to….and after taking a second glance at these pics…I’m pretty sure I see cameltoe and that is always a good thing….

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