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2010

26

Jul

Amanda Seyfried Dressed as Red Riding Hood of the Day

This has got to be a fetish for at least one person…..I personally prefer in lesbian sex scenes with a mom aged redhead…but then I have to remind myself that this is Amanda Seyfried and that she’s just eager to make as much money as she can, getting up in all kinds of movies, whether shitty or not as long as she gets paid, but she doesn’t put that same effort into getting noticed out in public and that makes me hate her….but here she is in period clothing for you idiots who make weapons and pretend you are warlocks or whatever the fuck that movement that practices in the park by my house with a homemade catapult is…..and I”m really just posting the shit cuz her facial expression looks like she’s taking it up the ass…a facial expression I like seeing on young starlets…enjoy weirdos…

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2010

26

Jul

Paris Hilton’s Annoying Comeback Continues with an Upskirt of the Day

I don’t really think this needs words to describe how amazing, pathetic, desperate and disgusting all this is at the same time…I don’t know if this is sent from hell or if this is some kind of miracle…but I know I fucking hate it…she is a pig of a fucking woman and seeing her shove the fan to her pussy only makes sense…you gotta air that shit out…otherwise the infection spreads…especially in summer…we know you all too well…cunt….

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

26

Jul

More Ambrosio on Photoshoot of the Day

You saw the other set from this photoshoot and I figure I might as well post the rest to make the single men hate their lives cuz they can’t get laid, to make the married men hate their wives cuz they don’t look like this, to make the fathers hate their lives and their wives cuz after they had the kid, they decided to get addicted to eating, since they knew they locked a motherfucker down and didn’t have to maintain anymore, but most importantly to make the women hate themselves cuz a woman who hates herself is a woman easy to bed….it’s all part of the process of getting laid by girls willing to fuck us cuz they think they are inadequate…something I assume the fat chick in the yello bikini with Ambrosio probably used to feel before she stopped caring….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was thinking that I’d use this weekend to knock three things off my bucket list, because at the way I’ve been living, feeling, drinking, not exercising, eating and all around not taking care of myself, I assume it could all end very fucking soon. So I was gonna go try to fuck a black chick and a redheaded chick at the same time…but then I realized…the kind of black chick and redheaded chick that I could convince to fuck at the same time are not the kind of black chick and redheaded chick I would want to fuck at the same time…you know cuz shit would be the scary kind and realized that maybe this is better left a fantasy…so instead I plan on walking the streets, trying to snap off pictures of girl upskirts for another website I am launching called “Non-Asian Taken Unsuspeciting Girl Creepy Upskirt Pics” and before I go and do that…here are my stepLINKS….

Nude Pictures of Michael Lohan’s Disgusting Girlfriend for a Publicity Stunt
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What’s Wrong With Putting Underwear on Your Head? – VIDEO
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A New Batch of Paris Hilton Topless
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Even You Can Find a Girl to Fuck, Or at Least to Jerk Off To
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I’m Loving All This Mila Kunis Action Lately
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College Football’s Hottest Campuses
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Check Out Stephanie Seymore’s Tit…Yes Tit, Not Tits
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Yeah I Still Wanna Bang Ashley Olsen
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Lezzie Girlfriends Anyone?
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Hot Mommy Masterbates Outside – VIDEO
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Stacey Dash is 44 and Still Hot and It’s Just Too Much
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Whose “Jewish Blood” Does Mel Gibson Want On His Hands? (Update: The Answer Is Harvey Levin)
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Jennifer is Working It in Lingerie
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Beach Babes in Black and White + Full Color – VIDEO
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This Brunette is Delicious
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Say Hello to Joie
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Adrianne Curry Great Up Short Panty Pics
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot at Comic Con
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These Sluts Will Make You Touch Yourself
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Stone Aged Dildo Anyone?
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Katy Perry Covers Billboard
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Miranda Kerr is Married, Let’s Celebrate By Looking At Her in a Bikini
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Check Out Nikki Benz
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Maxim Shoot With Kelly Brooke – VIDEO
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I’d Totally Bang Tina Fey
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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A Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Vanessa Hudgens And The Sucker Punch Babes
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 5 Worst Things About the Gaming Industry
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Kelly Osbourne Loves Mel Gibson
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Mortal Kombat Fatalities Paper Animation – VIDEO
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Alektra Blue is Stunning
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Some Jessica Biel Just Because
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A Nice Collection of Chick Pix
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Gaelle Garcia Diaz Will Blow Your Mind
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Cunt Adrianne Curry Panty Flash if You Care…..
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Follow Me Wherever I May Go….
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

23

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the goods going on in the news…..

Darth Vader’ Robs Bank on Long Island

A man wearing a Darth Vader mask and cape robbed a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, police said. The thief entered a branch in Setauket at 11:30 a.m. and demanded money from a teller. But instead of using a light saber, “Darth” threatened the teller with a semiautomatic gun.

Hilarious! Tennessee’s Next Governor?

Basil Marceaux, or as he calls himself BasilMarceaux.com, may be the last and only hope in the upcoming Tennessee race for Governor.

Man Flashes Woman on Beach

A man who works as a social worker was arrested for indecent exposure after asking a woman to take his picture and then flashing her.

Man took photos, exposed self to kids

Police are looking for a man they say is taking pictures of kids at a local park – and that’s not all

Man Gropes Woman at Brooklyn Laundry

A 19-year-old woman was folding her clothes at the Laundromat she goes to every few weeks. This past Monday morning, she was attacked, groped by a man who also rubbed up against her.

Rape Victim Says She?s Being Stalked

For two hours he raped her repeatedly in a field. That was more than a year ago. Since then he’s been stalking, taunting and threatening her on Facebook.

CT Man Attacks Women with Baseball Bat

A Connecticut man attacked two ex-girlfriends with a baseball bat when found out they were meeting to talk about him

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2010

23

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Modeling for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I don’t really have to go in how nice it would be to be a pair of bikini bottoms for a day….especially if that bikini bottom was on the set of some Victoria’s Secret shoot….even if the model vagina are little club sluts with herpes, or if their like Ambrosio and recently ravaged by child birth…shit would be amazing….but unfortunately, that’s not possible and if it was I know I would end up being stuck on the fat chick on the sidelines who doesn’t wax, has an infection and smells like feces cuz she drank the water at the luxury resort they are shooting on…and while I try to make sense of all this here is Ambrosio, hot mom in a bikini, getting paid heavy for the world’s easiest fucking job…to masturbate to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

23

Jul

Mila Kunis Plays with her Mouth of the Day

You can’t take me anywhere cuz I always turn innocent things into sexual things. Whether it is a girl walking down the street, or taking money out of the bank machine, or eating ice cream, or really eating anything for that matter, I can stare at the shit from a certain angle and get hard over the shit….that makes life a lot more fun for me, cuz anywhere I go is a fucking pornset, so seeing these pics of Mila Kunis not trying to turn anyone on, playing with her mouth, like it’s some kind of warm, moist, recepticle for cock and not a body part uses for eating and speaking and throwing up lunch to stay skinny and not built for licking and sucking my dick..you know she’s pretending to be picking at her mouth to make sure there’s no food in her tooth for her scene cuz that would be embarrassing but I know she knows exactly what she’s doing and I’m in love.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

23

Jul

Shakira Half Naked Ballet of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here – but I assume it’s some kind of photoshoot or video shoot….that I’d say Shakira was too old for…you know half naked ballet, that shit is for 8 year old rich kids and not South American trash that pollutes our music charts and music television and youtube with videos of her having sex with the air that millions of people masturbate too making her appear to be bigger than fucking god…but realize that half naked ballet is in fact not for 8 year olds and the only reason I thought that it was is because of this weird dude I met in the park who tried opening a ballet school and who shortly got arrested because he tried to make it half naked with 8 year olds…

So Shakira may be old, tired and boring as fuck to some, but she is one of these popstars bitches you want to fuck to most, and it doesn’t happen often that one of those is showing off her flexibility in a small and humble tits in a bikini top…so you don’t confuse them for mountains….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

23

Jul

Paris Hilton Bikini Yacht Jump of the Day

I am sure I am not the first to say this about these pictures…but seriously….why couldn’t this panned out a little differently.

You see, it doesn’t happen very often, but there are times that I look at my computer and wish that I was a shark, and these pictures are one of those times, because there would have been no better ending to this story, if the useless spoiled self involved cunt who has been trying to make a useless cunt comeback, despite being old and boring…..the kind of pussy so broken you take it out back and shoot it in front of the kids so they know what to avoid when they grow old and get faced with pussy of their own…jumped right into razor sharp, hungry, predatorial teeth to shut her up for once and for all…

Unfortunately that didn’t happen….but here she is on her latest publicity stunt of topless tanning and bikinis…cuz it is all she knows…and hopefully motivation for her to expands her skillset cuz it already looks awkward at 30…just imagine when she’s pushing 80….ideally an age she never hits cuz I’d rather her die on her way home from this trip…but you know how rich people are…they live for fucking ever….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

23

Jul

Sophie Monk is a Fucking Clown of the Day

I think Sophie Monk has finally accepted her level of talent and may be taking her talent to the place it belongs…the sick kids ward at the hospital…where she dresses like a hobo in oversized torn jeans, puts on a straw hat and a clown nose and juggles for them…unfortuanately I couldn’t get in on the actual pathetic performance of her hanging on to her pride by finding anyone willing to watch to perform for whether it is paying or not…but I did get these pictures of her walking around in part of her costume…..and I also have these words of wisdom for her…cuz as a girl…with a pretty hot body…there will always be dudes willing to watch her perform as long as her performing involves her being half naked…whether in video, on stage, at bachelor parties…she just has to embrace that instead of trying whatever it is she’s been trying and failing at the last few years …

Pics via Fame

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