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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jul

Scott Pilgrim vs the World of the Day

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I realize that this is the internet, so I have never tried to fool myself into thinking that people who read this site are cool, intelligent, stylish, interesting, funny, attractive, successful….I don’t even try to fool myself into thinking that you are outcast rebels with motorbikes who fuck hookers and get drunk. I have realized that you’re just soically awkward losers, with a few friends, a bad sense of humor, no real job or skills who probably masturbates a lot and who I wouldn’t want to sit next to on the bus cuz you’re creepy…and in realizing that….I figure I should customize my content for you by posting these pictures of the new Michael Cera premiere, since his awkward-face is an inspiration to you, a geek people like and the ugly girls he attracts to his premiere are probably the kind of celeb you have imagined would give you the time of day after you wait in line 6 hours to get her signature cuz you figure it’s the only way you’ll ever meet the girl you imagined was your wife….

All that to say, here are the pig women who attended….all aspiring actors…all relatively busted….all good enough to fuck….all annoying to actual good looking girls who can’t get the breaks they got and are forced to strip instead of attend red carpet events….but more importantly annoying to guys cuz this is the garbage pussy hollywood has lined upf or us….

Anita Briem See Thru in Some See Thru – Even though I have no idea who she is….

Amanda Crew long skinny legs from Canada that are good enough to distract me from that face….

Anna Kendrick…I don’t even want to get into this girl….I just know I saw up in the air and hoped the plane she was on crashed….not because her face looks like she was in a plane crash…but because she acts like she doesn’t know she’s ugly…..

Mary Elizabeth Winstead….I guess this was the best the geeks had to offer. I have no idea who she is – but I can tell you one thing…She’s pretty alright.

Pics via Bauer

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2010

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t remember the last time I showered….

Here are my stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie in a Serious See Thru
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And While Were on the Subject of Mel Gibson, Holy Fuck This Shit Just Keeps Getting More Weird
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Because I Like Sluts Who Do Things for the Camera
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Adrianne Curry’s Half Naked Nerd Emporium
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Meet Jennie Finch
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Man I’m All About This Sara Carbonero Babe
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Liann is Nude
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Lesbian Titty Sucking
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Sophie Marie
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Hulk Hogan Thinks He’s The Next Billy Mays
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Anna Kournikova is All Sweaty
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Larissa Riquelme – Paparazzo
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And Now, The Most Annoying Girl EVER – VIDEO
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Meet Rosie Roff
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Lucy Hale is Braless
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Everybody Say Hello to Polly
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Caterina Murino is One Hot Italian Babe
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Agelina Jolie Looks Hot at th Salt Premiere in Japan
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Here’s Some Web Sluts You May or May Not Know
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Jessica Biel Storms London
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Zooey Deschanel is Looking Rough
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Sabrina is Busty
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Hahahaha Pee Wee Hockey Fight – VIDEO
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Leggy Hipsters in London
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Debbie is a Tasty Teen
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Gotta Love a Random Pic Dump
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Rachel Bilson JeanShorts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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20 Hot Female Celebrities Flipping Off The Paparazzi
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Gemma Atkinson Wants You To Ride
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Random Drunk Video of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Coleen Rooney Sunbathing
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Camelie, Caprice or Carina?
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Janessa is Brazilian and HOT
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The 7 Most Annoying Beachgoers
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Oliver Stone and Mel Gibson Should Hang Out Cause They Have a Lot in Common
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Now THIS is a Fucking Set of Tits
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2010

Jul

Katy Perry Showing Off Her Fat Tits of the Day

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Katy Perry proves that sometimes big natural tits are enough. They can lead to a successful music, if you can really call what she does music, career….I don’t know what she’s promoting, or doing, or even who these pictures are for, but I know she’s in a tight dress her tits barely fit into and the whole thing, despite the scary face and shitty skin, or the fact that I know how sloppy the rest of her is and how annoying her personality and act is, she’s got big natural tits and that’s good enough for me to ignore all that is wrong with her….

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2010

Jul

Susan Sarandon’s Nipple and her Boy Toy of the Day

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Susan Sarandon is fucking a 31 year old….I am not sure why he’s fucking her, maybe he has grandmommy issues and never got to peak at his granny getting changed before church…or maybe he’s an opportunist who realizes that fucking Susan Sarandon is not THAT bad of a thing….or maybe he’s just a Rocky Horror Picture show fan and he had to slam janet dammit….or maybe he’s just going with the flow…even if this MILF is not so much of a MILF anymore…since she gets senior discounts at the pharmacy and wears her pants like her uterus is trying to escape her gunt cuz it’s no longer needed….but maybe some of you are into it cuz big tits are enough to satisfy your needs no matter who they are on….

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2010

Jul

Hilary Duff Slowly Turnin’ into a Man of the Day

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Some rich people turn really fucking weird. You know they come up with these fetishes that just don’t make sense. They develop these God complexes where they can make anything they want happen and I guess it is safe to say that Mike Comrie – Hilary Duff’s fiance, who along with being a rich kid, is also a pro hockey player cuz everything just works out his billionaire way, including when he wants to marry a starlet to make the guys think he’s a player and impress them so much that they don’t question why he is hard in the lockerroom staring at their sweaty hocky cocks…..but in order to make it work for him….he had to turn Hilary Duff into a dude…cuz a thick back, rock hard shoulders and biceps is the only way motherfucker can cum……That’s just how

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2010

Jul

Blake Lively on Set of the Day

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I don’t know what Blake Lively is doing, but she’s doing it right. She’s finally getting noticed and unfortunately hasn’t done it by getting fucked by a black dude on camera….

This makes me feel torn cuz I hate the bitch and before this hustle, I’ve never taken the time to question why I hate her, I just hated her for no reason other than the fact that she’s on TV and I am judgemental and hate her,…It’s not cuz she’s done anything to make me hate her, or that she’s even annoying in her celebrity and is really just cuz I hate everyone, not just chicks I want to fuck but can’t cuz they don’t know I exist…..I guess it’s just my nature to be a bitter, negative, boring and reptitive fuck, and maybe I should change my tune and start praising pussy, instead of shitting on it, but shitting on pussy is one of my fetishes…..and this way I get to do it without all the disgusting smells….

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2010

Jul

Cassie Hot in the VIP Room in St Tropez of the Day

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I don’t know if Cassie is still Diddy’s girlfriend who he released nude pics of to get her album some sales, but I do know that despite her hipster hiphop haircut, she’s pretty fucking hot….and whether she can sing, dance, or suck Diddy off like the dude he wishes she was, doesn’t really matter, especially if nude pics are in the works and I guess this is my cry to make that happen…so Cassie if you’re reading, and I know you aren’t, please get out of the tight clothes, get out your camera and spread that pussy like it was peanut butter and her legs were toast….that’s the best I can do today.

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2010

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants on the Beach of the Day

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Most girls I know who get implants get annoying about the shit. Maybe it is cuz they are ghetto and getting implants takes either a lot of work, whether at the stripclub or at some shitty menial job, or welfare and a lot of saving up, which is hard for ghetto pussy cuz there’s so many things they need to spend on, like food for their kids and booze…so when shit goes down, they let everyone know. They make everyone touch them. They start wearing revealing clothes, they act like they just bought a new car….where as this second rate Beyonce, with all her Destiny Child money, just sits on the beach like those tits are real and I don’t really get it, but I know that it bores me.

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2010

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Bikni Photoshoot of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lima hiding her ravaged stomach thanks to her Catholic upbringing leading to her lack of contraception making her a mom with a pretty good mom body, but she’s still a fragment of what she once was and that depresses me…Sure she’s still Adriana Lima and she’s bounced back pretty fucking well, but shes still not what she was and I can’t help but see a dumpy mom ass, even if it’s a better ass than anything I’ve stuck my dick into, that’s not the point….I don’t really know what the point is, I mean Adriana Lima is in a bathing suit here and she’s the kind of pussy you fuck under any circumstance, no matter how fat, sloppy, old, or ugly she gets…..

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2010

Jul

Tara Reid’s Skinny Legs on Vacation of the Day

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I don’t know why, but everytime I look at pictures of Tara Reid, I feel like I played life wrong. This bitch was into drinking, partying, and college spring break parties, so she decided to use her look, make tons of money, and spend her life touring parties around the world, staying in nice hotels, in some permanent vacation that has going on longer than her actual career did, and there’s really nothing wrong with that, I mean until she dies of a drug overdose, cuz legs like this don’t come from someone who eats no more than a bunch of pills and champagne in a given day…so instead of hating on her for being useless, I’d like this to be my cry to get her to take me along for her ride….

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