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2010

29

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Old Ripped Body In Tight Shorts of the Day

Kelly Bensimon is some bootleg Elle Macpherson who even married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy, probably to satisfy her obsession, she kept his name and his kids and I guess his money…all so the public knows…and I just see garbage old pussy that deserved to be thrown away…but at least she keeps herself fit in little spandex shorts…

Whenever I look at older pussy, I wonder how many dicks have been inside them. Whenever I look at old pussy that used to model and work the party scene hard enough to meet Elle Macpherson’s husband….I think about how many of those dicks left behind some baggage….How many STDs has she had, how many abortions, how many group cocks at once, how many double penetrations I’ll just never know…but I can spot a gold digging bottom feeding slut when I see one…and I know that they work their pussy hard to get where they are and the older they are…the more miles their pussy travels and sometimes that’s good enough for me….especailly when she’s in spandex shorts…

Either way, she deleted me off facebook, so I am forced to hate her…but here are pictures of her jogging in booty shorts…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Bensimon

2010

29

Jul

Olga Estupinann Nude in Some Fashion Shoot of the Day

Olga Estupinan is some Elite managed model who may or may not become a supermodel one day, despite the fact that there are thousands of hot signed models in the world who are also signed with various management companies, most of whom never see the light of day, other than some local campaigns they do for the Laundromat, or working at some trendy restaurant that only hires models, or doing spokesmodeling at the mall, never known, but still richer than you cuz even low level models make 1000 dollars a day…not that it matters…what does matter is that this girl knows she has to get naked to make it, like any pussy trying to get ahead, and here are some shots of her that she probably would have never done if it wasn’t to advance her modeling career…cuz everyone knows getting naked for money is cheap…unless it’s for fashion…in which case shit is celebrated…by the industry and the perverts alike….so here are some tits presented in an art fag way…..but they are still some tit…and that’s good enough…

Posted in:Olga Estupinann

2010

29

Jul

Jersey Shore Upskirt of the Day

I refuse to refer to this trash by her stupid Jersey Shore name. I’ve always hated big tits from Jersey, they annoy me cuz they are stupid and think they are hotter than they are because all the dudes they are around are jacked up on testosterone and will fuck anything with a pussy, even their guy friends as long as they lube themselves up with tanning oil first….

I am pretty excited to see the shit disappear…but unfortunately people eat this shit up….even though this bitch is the hottest fake titty shit the show has to offer…and she’s not hot at all…

If I think too hard trying to understand this shit, it just hurts my head, so instead here she is in an upskirt….

Posted in:J Woww

2010

29

Jul

Annalynne McCord Does Some Event of the Day

As much as it pains me to say this….I can’t help but be honest…and in being honest….I gotta admit that Annalynne McCord, the monkey face from the 90210 the next generation who will never work again once the show is canned, but who has tried to milk her low-level celebrity by attending every event possible, hiring paparazzi to follow her, staging bikini pics, like a low-level Heidi Montag, she does have a pretty substantial body…one that is modelesque if only her face didn’t belong in a fucking zoo…and in the final months of her career…before desperation actually sets in and sex tapes are releases…I am going to appreciate the tight dress and cocktease so long as I crop her head out of the shit….

BONUS – Precious was also there – Unfortunately she didn’t eat Annalynne McCord, but apparently there was free food, something she is unable to ever turn down….and part of me feels bad for taking the cheap shots….but the other part of me wonders how much fabric went into this dress…probably enough to clothe a small African village….bitch needs to hire a trainer….cuz right now she’s teaching fat kids that it’s okay to be fat…and she needs to be stopped….cuz the last thing we need is more fat chicks proud of their bodies.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

29

Jul

Jayde Nicole Out in her Panties of the Day


Jayde Nicole is some white trash bitch from Canada who never had a dad, but did have a whore mother who taught her the importance of fake tits at a young age to get you into Playboy, as that will lead to a lot more opportunity than fake tits at an older age that just makes you decent money at the local stripclub, doing the same thing only with a much less upside….She took her youth and trash upbrigning, got naked, got in Playboy then fucked her way onto The Hills hoping it would get her in the mainstream…but that gravy train ended and now she’s back to her old half naked strategy, out in public in her underwear and despite hating her, I’m hoping her trendsetting hits my local streets, cuz girls in underwear in public, whether they are bullshit humans or not, is always amazing, even if it is an obvious cry to stay relevant.

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2010

29

Jul

Bon Jovi and Naked Chicks Pics Surface of the Day

Some new Bon Jovi book recently came out and I guess it didn’t sell as well as they hoped probably because Bon Jovi fans don’t know how to read, they are too busy working as mechanics, strippers, and Wal Mart checkout counters, so the publishers decided to release some RACY pictures of the band with some topless chicks, like being a rocker with topless chicks is a real big deal, consider rockers get girls wet just by having a record deal….but luckily my new fetish is 80s tits, knowing shit was from 2 decades ago and is now old and haggard…..I don’t know why…but it excites me….but not as much as Bon Jovi still excites girls and by girls I mean moms cuz he was in Montreal a few months ago and a hundred 40 year old women were screaming outside his hotel..so I can’t even imagine what impact he had on pussy when these pictures were taken, but I’d expect them to be more than just topless chicks, I’d expect spread pussy on dick instead of tit, but whatever, good enough.

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2010

29

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

The biggest news that happened to me was when I looked out my window last night at 3 in the morning and some long-legged, probably barely 18 year old girl was passed out in a thrown out chair, stood up and took a piss on the sidewalk, with people passing her by, only to pass back out in the chair someone had thrown out, cuz maybe their grandmother died on it or some shit, and here this girl was…Shit made me fall in love with the ghetto I live in all over again….

But apparently, the world doesn’t revolve around me and my stories, so here are some things going on in the news….

Teen Convicted for Hitting Classmate in Face with Ax
The 16 year old from Hanover sliced the face of a classmate with an ax in a tractor supply store. He has been locked up since October, and will now be kept in juvenile confinement for 2 years.

Teen Says MySpace Date Led To Stabbing
A 17-year-old Fairfax County girl wound up in the hospital with stab wounds after arranging a date on MySpace, the social networking site. The girl told police she was also raped.

Denny’s Worker Behind Bars for Spiking Drinks
In a Spotsylvania County Denny’s, a worker is put behind bars for spiking the drinks of two co-workers with bleach, acting on a grudge he had with them.

Naked Man Attacked Outside Richmond Bar w/ footage
A witness filmed a naked man who was stumbling in the street and was then attacked outside of some bars in Richmond.

PA Teachers Accused Of Eating Kid’s Lunch
Are teachers at a local school helping themselves to free lunches? That is the accusation at one Philadelphia school and a whistleblower says she was fired over it.

Man Accused of Urinating on Boy
A man is accused of a disgusting act at a public pool in Saint Clair Shores. According to Saint Clair Shores Police, he showed his private parts to a seven-year-old boy in the bathroom near the pool. The man then allegedly urinated on the little boy’s shoulder while the child was using the urinal.

Engineering the ‘Ideal Breast’
You see them on runways, in catalogs, and at the beach. Public fascination with breast size and shape has fueled America’s plastic surgery industry.

Teen put Lysol in mom’s Kool-Aid
A New Hampshire teenager was arrested after allegedly putting Lysol in her mother’s drink.

LA Bondage Club Arson-Murder Suspect Arrest
The body of a man in his 50s was found inside a burned-out bondage club near Los Angeles International Airport, and a man recently fired by the club was arrested on suspicion of arson and murder.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sure some of you would eat the corn out of her shit…Unfortunately, I would eat the corn out of anyone’s shit…but that’s just cuz I love corn…

Here are my stepLINKS

Megan Fox in a Midriff
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Wow, As If It Was Possible, Mel Gibson Has Outdone Himself
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Whoever Jennifer Metcalf is, She’s Lookin Good
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The Funniest Sports Fights of All Time – VIDEOS
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Julianne Moore and Her Fitness Camel Toe
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Here’s Some of the Sluts From Sucker Punch
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take a Good Long Look at Sophie
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Ashley is Wearing a Purple Hooker Dress
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Squirting Pussy and the Fucking Machine
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Teenager Tries The Old “Lysol In Kool-Aid” Trick To Kill Her Mom [Video]
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Check Out Guy Ritchies New Hot Piece
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Audrina Patridge Almost has an Upskirt
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Victoria Silvstedt Showing Lace Panties
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Daniela Freitas in Lingerie
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Here Comes Some Topless Heroin Smoking Shots of Angelina Jolie
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Melisa Lauren’s Tits Are Fucking Too Much
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Hey There Rosie
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Mel B: Big Boobs Small Bikini
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Charlie Laine and Diana Doll Video
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Kelly Brooke is Walking Around LA and Looking Hot Doing So
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Cleavage Kicks Ass
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Taylor Momsen is Kinda Using Kiddy Porn th Promote Her Album
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Zoe Saldana: New Calvin Klein Envy Ads!
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Lindsay Lohan: ‘Jail’s Not Fair You Guys!!!’
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Miranda Kerr is Pregnant So Let’s Enjoy Her Pre Baby Body Together
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Ashlyn Brooke and Her Dream Boobs
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Some Ashley Greene, Just Cause
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Some Megan Summers Hotness
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These Private Pics Aren’t So Private Anymore
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Blake Lively is Leggy and Kinda See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Angelina Jolie
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I Hate MIA But Not As Much as I Hate Lady Gaga
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Some January Jones Pictures
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Crazy Performance Art Chick Puts Another Kind Of Cock In Her Pussy
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Leighton Meester Rocks A Shirt Dress
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Bree Olson Video
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Katie Price Wrote A Book… In Her Bathing Suit
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Janice Dickinson Gets Naked And Doesn’t Scare Us
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British Sammy Braddy amazing Breasts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Jul

Tara Reid’s Amazing Deflated Ass Flash of the Day

In the event you haven’t been paying attention, which I assume is the case, since if you’re reading this, this is your first time to my site, but I have been documenting this Tara Reid St Tropez comeback, since I haven’t seen anything from her in a long fucking time and got excited, because drunken crackhead looking pussy is my favorite, especially when it has spent the last decade on an endless Springbreak pool party like some kind of horrible frat boy written movie that ends with an attack from zombies in bikinis, flesh peeling from their once hot bodies…like they are slowly melting and deflating into a corpse that eats pills and stale beer…staring Tara Reid as the main character…but instead it’s just real life…

Posted in:Tara Reid

2010

28

Jul

Katy Perry Promo Pics with Tits to Get Hits of the Day

Katy Perry’s tits still distract me from Katy Perry…so her strategy is working….and I hope she keeps it up…cuz I don’t think the public is ready to deal with Katy Perry without her tits and it is better that they stay brainwashed and distracted cuz people who can’t see past her trap don’t know that Katy Perry is just a sloppy ass body with shitty legs, stomach and pussy with a wonky face that looks like it’s been spooked, wearing stupid make-up, stupid clothes, and stupid wigs, who walks awkward cuz I think she’s got a handicap, who can’t sing, dance, or entertain and who has no business being famous, cuz she is just irritating garbage that deserves to die…..but tits make the whole thing better…

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