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2022

27

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit ladies….

It’s the only way to truly capitalize on everything this life has to offer and be as hot as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can….. otherwise, you’ll just come across as a lazy piece of shit, not just waiting to die, but trying to die, which I’d say has worked well for me, but well is a relative term, that could really mean anything….near homeless, broke, fat wife….but it’s been jokes which is something……but arguably better if I was fit…..and a chick…..maybe this is my transitioning origin story cuz fit bitches got it easy….

Point of the story, normalize girls who workout instead of the fatty walmart shopper looking bitches they are calling “Models” now.

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2022

27

Jul

Rita Ora See Through of the Day

When you see a caption like RITA ORA see through, you’d probably expect to see her awesome heavy tits that have helped her exist after her pop career failed….

So you must be pretty disappointed that your favorite wife to a weird New Zealand actor who pretends to be a popstar and more than just tits…..is not showing her tits….

BUT it’s still a see through dress motherfucker, she’s just making it about her ass to show you her versatility I guess.

Overall, she’s still hot.

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2022

27

Jul

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

The most amazing thing about this email is not the fact that Bella Hadid is half naked, she’s been half naked, old news, unless it’s a dildo grip campaign, what we….it is not that she is being paid by a brand, likely more than you’ll make in your life, for one simple campaign…but that is pretty amazing when you factor in how hot or not hot or how interesting or not interesting she is….it is not the fact that she’s smiling to show some personality….the most amazing thing about this shoot is that she can smile, you’d think with a face that looks that plastic, it’s be an impossible feat…but I guess when you put your mind to something; or when you have rich fame whore parents, you can be anything and do anything you visualize for yourself…oh the other amazing thing about this shoot…titties!!!

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2022

27

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I’d write more about these weed activist chicks who may not be activists at all, just pandering to the nerdy smoker dudes who are so about weed they get the leaf tattooed on them or they open a head shop, you know the hippie loser type, all into those JAM BANDS in vermont and shit, weird……and they may not be pandering to nerdy smoker dudes….they may just like smoking weed, it’s natural and better than those TOXIC mind numbing lobotozing SSRIs doctors give out to people they don’t know like candy cuz they get paid….when really what the people are feeling are normal human emotions, normal reactions, to normal situations….so many reasons to like weed enough to jerk off to half naked girls smoking it….

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2022

27

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

The hope is that the cameltoes you see on the street are actual cameltoes no inserts for the shemales to feel like they have a cameltoe in their rebranding of themselves as women….

It’s just hard to tell because the hormones in the poison they call food and encourage us to eat are making everyone a bunch of little bitches…and because girls are jacking themselves up like a Kardashian because it’s a look, just not a very good look, one that is barely feminine and all hard and weathered like an old cowboy in the field.

It’s just always one of those KINDER SURPRISE mysteries when you come across one on the street, whether it is real, intentional, accidental, or a masturbation method and whatever they are, the whys and the hows don’t matter, cuz I like seeing cunt through pant and you should too.


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2022

27

Jul

Barbara Palvin Slutty Thong Pants of the Day

I am not sure, but I am pretty convinced, that this is the very same outfit that Barbara Palvin wore when the Human Traffickers they call “Model Agents” were digging through the streets of Budapest or whatever Hungarian city this babe is from, to launch her into our lives a few months after turning 18, through the most coveted company girls would KILL to work for, Victoria’s Secret, since they were forced to wait until models turn 18 to get them half naked, something they didn’t always stick to until they had to.

In this “are they pants or are they panties” viral game that should be a televised TV show hosted by Ellen or some other TV idiot, since regular TV seems to be where the worst primetime game shows go to dumb down society and like LATE NIGHT, could use a refresh….with “are they pants or are they panties”…..and regardless of the answer, we want to get in them either way……WE ARE ALL WINNERS even though we are losers.

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2022

27

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I am a firm believer that being a fat fuck is a choice, sure, some people may have what they say is hormonal, or genetic, but that’s likely a load of bullshit, and sure some people may not be able to eat 5,000 calories a day and not gain weight, while some people can, but ultimately, anyone and everyone can be a fit as fuck machine, if they are just disciplined.

So instead of society saying “fat is gross” or shaming fat people into thinking they are gross, all for their benefit because those who listen will get their act together, they are trying to convince us that fat is beautiful, hot or wonderful, and sure every once in a while a fat girl can be decent looking, can have hot tits, good cleavage or a pretty face, but she’d be a 10 if she wasn’t 200 pounds…

I guess they want people fat, lazy, distracted, tired, sore, chronically ill, lazy, ordering their fast food and take out, eating their junk food, consuming crap they don’t need to feel better about their sadness…..so they normalize the shit…

The we’ve got big girls not cutting calories to 1000 per day, not exercising an hour or more a day, not trying to live their best fit life, but instead feeling hot and amazing because it’s their fat girl time to shine, and luckily they are greasy from all the fast food enough to embrace the shine, their pussies greasy too…which may be why they have a constant line of men willing to fuck them which for some reason they think is an accomplishment, because I guess they’ve never seen those world record gangbang clips with Anna Chong or whatever her name was….dudes will fuck anything, even a blown out pussy with 100 loads from earlier that day in it….you’re not special.

Since I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, I’ll say I don’t mind the exhibitionism as a concept, prefer if they were fit, do this for inclusivity because I like slutty behavior, ,and I’m just glad they have biological female genitals.


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Posted in:Fatty

2022

27

Jul

NYC Has Figured Out Fun of the Day

All these uptight motherfuckers, all soft and boring, are complaining that NYC has basically fallen apart in the last few years, crime is up, fucked up shit is going down, people are fucking on the Subway platform, you know amazing things….that you could consider dystopian if you’re a wimpy white lady from the midwest who works as a school teacher.

The way I see it, NYC was at it’s prime when it was near bankrupt, fully corrupt cesspool of disgusting back in the 70s and I guess 80s, don’t quote me, I’ve only been to NYC once…

But I came across this subway summer party, a little slip and slide, with midgets and brown liquor, booty in bikini twerking, and I thought, that’s the kind of flash mob we need for a viral stunt…because flash mobs don’t have to be as lame as when the theatre troops used to put them together for viral videos before people realized you can just take a selfie of your tits instead of putting in the work.

All this to say, this shit, looks incredible….and how I want to see a city, society, speicies collapse….getting TURNT….or LIT….or is that racist to quote rap catch phrases when posting people in a subway having a good time like it’s a ghetto rap video….since everything is racist now…

Who knows, but this is great…..don’t be a fun killer, let the people live.

Posted in:Videos

2022

27

Jul

Grocery Store Shopper and Other Videos of the Day

Beach Workout

Look into her Eyes

Look into her Eyes

Look into her Eyes

GYM Girl

Stretch

What Time is It

She’s a Cow Girl

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everything may be pretty fake and very gay, but that doesn’t mean you should kill yourself…

There may be an impending societal collapse and we may be approaching a scripted “End Times”, but that doesn’t mean you should kill yourself.

The powers that may be may be destroying the economy, waging for wars no one cares about, misspending the tax dollars you pay, because you’re a good person, yet they don’t seem to give a fuck about you being a good person, they are too busy being psychopaths….but that doesn’t mean you should kill yourself.

I’m a firm believer, and you can tell by the fact that I still update this site despite having no readers, relevance or influence, in doing the whole captain of the titanic, go down with the ship, because the collapse, the fall, the sinking, can be as exciting as the good times…..you know if anything, maybe it will make our lazy, spoiled, vile, human experience one with a bit more fight, a bit more living, instead of just being mindless retards on SSRIs, shitty foods, fat as fuck, indoors all day, staring at screens, basically being a massive disgrace to the human experience…obsessing over disgusting people living what you think is a better human experience….all while wired into the vary machine that is programming you…..

So don’t kill yourself as times get tough, grow a pair, unplug from the matrix and laugh at it all collapsing from the hills I hope you have an offgrid homestead on……

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