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2010

27

Jul

Susan Sarandon’s Nipple and her Boy Toy of the Day

Susan Sarandon is fucking a 31 year old….I am not sure why he’s fucking her, maybe he has grandmommy issues and never got to peak at his granny getting changed before church…or maybe he’s an opportunist who realizes that fucking Susan Sarandon is not THAT bad of a thing….or maybe he’s just a Rocky Horror Picture show fan and he had to slam janet dammit….or maybe he’s just going with the flow…even if this MILF is not so much of a MILF anymore…since she gets senior discounts at the pharmacy and wears her pants like her uterus is trying to escape her gunt cuz it’s no longer needed….but maybe some of you are into it cuz big tits are enough to satisfy your needs no matter who they are on….

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2010

27

Jul

Hilary Duff Slowly Turnin’ into a Man of the Day

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Some rich people turn really fucking weird. You know they come up with these fetishes that just don’t make sense. They develop these God complexes where they can make anything they want happen and I guess it is safe to say that Mike Comrie – Hilary Duff’s fiance, who along with being a rich kid, is also a pro hockey player cuz everything just works out his billionaire way, including when he wants to marry a starlet to make the guys think he’s a player and impress them so much that they don’t question why he is hard in the lockerroom staring at their sweaty hocky cocks…..but in order to make it work for him….he had to turn Hilary Duff into a dude…cuz a thick back, rock hard shoulders and biceps is the only way motherfucker can cum……That’s just how

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2010

27

Jul

Blake Lively on Set of the Day

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I don’t know what Blake Lively is doing, but she’s doing it right. She’s finally getting noticed and unfortunately hasn’t done it by getting fucked by a black dude on camera….

This makes me feel torn cuz I hate the bitch and before this hustle, I’ve never taken the time to question why I hate her, I just hated her for no reason other than the fact that she’s on TV and I am judgemental and hate her,…It’s not cuz she’s done anything to make me hate her, or that she’s even annoying in her celebrity and is really just cuz I hate everyone, not just chicks I want to fuck but can’t cuz they don’t know I exist…..I guess it’s just my nature to be a bitter, negative, boring and reptitive fuck, and maybe I should change my tune and start praising pussy, instead of shitting on it, but shitting on pussy is one of my fetishes…..and this way I get to do it without all the disgusting smells….

Posted in:Blake Liverly

2010

27

Jul

Cassie Hot in the VIP Room in St Tropez of the Day

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I don’t know if Cassie is still Diddy’s girlfriend who he released nude pics of to get her album some sales, but I do know that despite her hipster hiphop haircut, she’s pretty fucking hot….and whether she can sing, dance, or suck Diddy off like the dude he wishes she was, doesn’t really matter, especially if nude pics are in the works and I guess this is my cry to make that happen…so Cassie if you’re reading, and I know you aren’t, please get out of the tight clothes, get out your camera and spread that pussy like it was peanut butter and her legs were toast….that’s the best I can do today.

Posted in:Cassie

2010

27

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Shitty Implants on the Beach of the Day

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Most girls I know who get implants get annoying about the shit. Maybe it is cuz they are ghetto and getting implants takes either a lot of work, whether at the stripclub or at some shitty menial job, or welfare and a lot of saving up, which is hard for ghetto pussy cuz there’s so many things they need to spend on, like food for their kids and booze…so when shit goes down, they let everyone know. They make everyone touch them. They start wearing revealing clothes, they act like they just bought a new car….where as this second rate Beyonce, with all her Destiny Child money, just sits on the beach like those tits are real and I don’t really get it, but I know that it bores me.

Posted in:Kelly Rowland

2010

27

Jul

Adriana Lima’s Bikni Photoshoot of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Lima hiding her ravaged stomach thanks to her Catholic upbringing leading to her lack of contraception making her a mom with a pretty good mom body, but she’s still a fragment of what she once was and that depresses me…Sure she’s still Adriana Lima and she’s bounced back pretty fucking well, but shes still not what she was and I can’t help but see a dumpy mom ass, even if it’s a better ass than anything I’ve stuck my dick into, that’s not the point….I don’t really know what the point is, I mean Adriana Lima is in a bathing suit here and she’s the kind of pussy you fuck under any circumstance, no matter how fat, sloppy, old, or ugly she gets…..

Posted in:Adriana Lima

2010

27

Jul

Tara Reid’s Skinny Legs on Vacation of the Day

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I don’t know why, but everytime I look at pictures of Tara Reid, I feel like I played life wrong. This bitch was into drinking, partying, and college spring break parties, so she decided to use her look, make tons of money, and spend her life touring parties around the world, staying in nice hotels, in some permanent vacation that has going on longer than her actual career did, and there’s really nothing wrong with that, I mean until she dies of a drug overdose, cuz legs like this don’t come from someone who eats no more than a bunch of pills and champagne in a given day…so instead of hating on her for being useless, I’d like this to be my cry to get her to take me along for her ride….

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2010

27

Jul

Levin Rambin from Scoundrels Nipple Slip of the Day

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So this ABC show had a nipple slip. ABC the family channel owned by fucking Disney got a girl in lingerie pole dancing for some show called Scoundrel, something that I can only assume their Christian American advertisers, who are so anal in their ad placement despite being sleazy and into weird shit like wearing women’s panties and getting fucked up the ass by their wives with strap-ons when they aren’t cheating on them with little teenage boy prostitutes in their personal lifes….all in efforts to white wash reality and pretend that everything is wholesome to not tarnish or offend anyone in their marketing, are not too happy about…

This is NIPPLE on ABC Primetime…and that is pretty fucking huge as far as I am concerned….

Posted in:Levin Rambin

2010

27

Jul

Drew Barrymore Doggy Style for Elle of the Day

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I never found Drew Barrymore hot…but I have met a few people who did…unfortunately some of those people thought she looked really fucking hot in ET, while other people were into her other inbred looking face roles…where she was actually legal to be into her…but for some reason, I never bought into the hype, I could always see through her celebrity and see a shitty looking body and weird looking face, so seeing her on all fours does nothing for me, but then again, I’ve never seen her appeal, but maybe you do and this is the picture your weird taste in women ass has been waiting for….

Posted in:Drew Barrymore

2010

27

Jul

Eniko Mihalik Nipple for Numero of the Day

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I just woke up from a bender that lasted until 9 am. It was alright and since I can’t see straight, I can’t really say the same for these pictures, I just know I see nipple in some art fag setting and figured I should post it in efforts of making this site more high-brow and sophisticated…I figure if the only nudes I post for you are from fashion shoots, and my hook will be fashion from a guy who is more into not wearing clothes, and you’ll still have amble material to jerk off to and I will get the million dollar Chanel campaigns…

So I don’t need to know who Enikpo Mihalik is, or what Numero magazine is, I just need to know that this bitch gets paid to show off nipple like a disgusting stripper…and now DrunkenStepfather.com has officially taken on the fashion world….or not…I’m too old and lazy for change…

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