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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day
Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

21

Jul

Selena Gomez Final Few Hours of Relevance of the Day

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I have got a bunch of emails (one email) from Americans (an American) excited that Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow.

What they don’t understand is that 16 is legal in Canada, so when the bitches turn 18, I feel like a good part of them died…the only good thing about them being 18 is that now you can share the insane sex with your friends with pictures and videos, cuz before 18, that shit is illegal…but fucking them wasn’t and fucking them is far better than sharing videos of fucking them with your friends…

Either way, people love the underage sluts, and when they become of age…they turn boring….until the sex tape drops…so I guess we’ll just have to wait, but by the looks of her cleavage…I think she’s on the right track…

Happy birthday, now send us some nudes in 24 hours, you twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2010

21

Jul

Annalynne McCord Crying for Attention in her Bikini of the Day

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It’s pretty obvious when someone is crying for attention. It usually happens when everyone is just minding their own business, sitting by the pool, or at their tables, and one idiot comes along with a hired photographer, making noise, dancing around, trying to look wild and crazy to get people to look at her and notice her, when 99 percent of the population has no fucking idea who this cunt is. Seriously, ask your neighbor, ask your dad, ask your boss, ask any normal person and they will say “who”….so I guess she’s got more stuntin’ to do…but unfortunately I think her weird camel looking face may work against her tight little bikini body….but there’s always sex-tape potential….that’s every bitch’s back-up plan…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

21

Jul

Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip of the Day

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Here’s some Australian model I’ve never heard of showing a sliver of nipple. I know models showing nipple is part of their job…and isn’t exciting…especially when it’s such an insignificant part of her nipple…but I also know that jerking off to nipple is part of your job…not cuz you get paid for this….but because it is how you spend your days when you should be at a job, or looking for a job, you fucking deadbeat chronic masturbating weirdo…get your hands out of there…this is awkward…I am writing to an imaginary dude who is masturbating to pictures of nipple like some kind of weirdo since everyone knows the only porn guys jerk off to these day are throat fucking pornos…and that may make me gay…

Here are the pics of the nipple…

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2010

21

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s some amazingness going on in the beautifully retarded world we live in….

Parasailing Donkey in Russia

Police have opened an inquiry into animal abuse after a donkey, attached to a parachute and pulled by a motorboat, flew over a Krasnodar beach for a half hour in a publicity stunt gone bad

Mothers Selling Bootleg Breast Milk on Facebook

Washington Moms who have problem producing breast milk are looking on Facebook to find bootlegged breast milk….and they are finding it for $3 an ounce

Marijuana Falls from East Texas Sky

It was raining marijuana in a rural area of east Texas.

Video of Ohio Stiletto Attack Released

Several women in Dayton viciously attacked a man with the Stiletto heels they were wearing

MA Cop leaves beat to see dwarf porn star

A Stoughton police officer is accused of leaving his beat to attend a special appearance of “Bridget The Midget,” the woman billed as “the world’s smallest porn star.”

Jailer Fired for Watching Women Shower

A Dallas County Sheriff’s Lieutenant is out of a job after the department says he used jail cameras to watch female inmates in the shower.

Police Arrest Man for Trying to Smuggle 18 Monkeys Into Mexico

A man jammed 18 live monkeys into his shirt in an attempt to smuggle them into Mexico.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Jul

Ashley Smith in the Sisley Fall 2010 Terry Richardson Campaign of the Day

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Terry Richardson is overrated. He ripped off some bullshit erotica hipster point and shoot snapshot style and for some reason the obviously bored fashion industry jumped on him cuz they thought he was some kind of visionary….so instead of shotting the owner of Vice’s cock, the very same cock Terry Richardson sucked to get a career, he started shotting ad campaigns and Vogue shoots and pretty much every celebrity and I find the whole thing pretty boring, especially cuz it’s just some corporate, no pussy lip, soft sell out shit…but as I get older I realize, it’s good to sell out, cuz then you can retire and fuck many hookers on private islands….and the idiots hating on you are the idiots sitting on their soiled couches, hating their fat wifes and posting pictures you took of some model sucking cucumber saying how you got soft….shitty.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2010

21

Jul

Mila Kunis Stuffs her Face with Watermelon on Set of the Day

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I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you.

I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking.

Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago.

It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean….

I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

21

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Pretends Zac Effron isn’t Gay of the DAy

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Maybe it’s just my imagination….because I tend to be semi confused…especially when drunk and hung over…but it seems like all these interbred starlets kinda look the fucking same and run the same game…cuz if you asked me who these were pictures of…I’d say Kim Kardashian back when she was just sending nude pics to her white boyfriend, before eating her ass thick, and going to the darkside filled with Sex Tapes and useless trashiness that got her her own TV show…but instead it’s just Vanessa Hudgens, flat assed and pretending her boyfriend is straight cuz that’s how Disney Contracts work…but at least she’s done the nude pics to her boyfriend like any good girl looking for purpose….even if they weren’t good enough to jerk off to cuz she’s one of those young pussies that’s better off clothed….

Either way, here she is doing her bullshit…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

21

Jul

Amanda Crew has Some Serious Legs of the Day

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So I saw these pictures of Amanda Crew and thought to myself that those legs are on another fucking level….so I decided to investigate since I never heard of her and I found out she is 24, she is from Canada, she was on a show called 15/Love but she left that smalltime shit and hit Hollywood hard in shit like Sex Drive, She’s the Man and Final Destination 3 and no matter how insignificant that sounds, she’s probably made more money than 95% of us with this shit, cuz acting is the biggest scam going…once you get into the shit…you get paid at least 5,000 dollars a day….and that’s some fucking serious drinking money…and these are some serious pretty much unknown but soon to be everywhere legs.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Crew

2010

21

Jul

Keri Russell In Some Jean Shorts of the Day

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I am not posting these pictures cuz I find Keri Russell hot. I am posting them because I know she has a massive fanbase of virgin losers who still jerk off to on of their Felicity box set, cuz they put the other one, still wrapped in plastic in their safe to preserve the shit, cuz that’s what Virgin losers do with their time, since they aren’t distracted by drinking, having fun, real life girls, and have time to do really weird shit that make normal people uncomfortable and that are probably the reason they don’t get laid…..

See I don’t know what the appeal of Felicity was, and I don’t know why every virgin loser went nuts for the bitch and staged mock weddings with her in their head as they lay in their single bed wondering why the hot girl in class won’t talk to them, but since this is the internet, I am going to assume you are that virgin loser, and I feel for you, so these should bring some joy to your pathetic existence…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Keri Russell

2010

21

Jul

Crazy Facebook Ass of the Day

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I used to have a feature on the site I called “stepFAME” where I’d basically find some random chick and either put her on blast, that’s mainstream hip hop talk for rip into her for being a cunt, or I’d focus on how hot the bitch was, and I always ended the post with the line “I made you famous, bitch”….I am thinking about bringing it back, and I’m starting with this hispanic ass from Facebook that’s just bananas…

So Vensea Tica Linda…I just made you famous bitch….if you are in fact a real person….even though I think this is some fake profile designed to lure boys into sending nude pics…but I am postin it anyway…even though she looks 15…..but I don’t think 15 year olds have asses like this…or post them to Facebook, so maybe she’s just got a young face….


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