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2010

20

Jul

Kate Hudson’s Mom Ass on a Boat of the Day

Here is Kate Hudson’s whore ass climbing into a boat and smoking like a fucking sailor and I am sure some of you are into this, especially if you’ve done time in the navy, because this is the kind of shit you imagined seeing on deck when your first mate made eye contact with you while sucking you off after months at sea with no pussy…Ok, that was kinda gay…but I figure Kate Hudson is at a stage in her life where her kid, all the dudes she banged that makes her hard to go down on cuz all you can think about is all the cock that ravaged cunt has seen, not to mention she made Owen Wilson suicidal, and overall is just damaged and dangerous and not so that desirable, but her ass is pretty solid…and I guess that’s why I am posting the shit, despite knowing she’s shit…

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2010

20

Jul

Cintia Dicker Strips Down for Gravure of the Dy

When you see a topless chick who happens to be some Brazilian model with great tits who you have never heard of, but who has the last name dicker – I think the rest kinda writes itself….maybe it’s cuz she’s a redhead and I’ve never had had my dick crawl up inside and die inside one of those because when I had the opportunity and was face to face with orange pubic hair I fucking ran out of fear….but I know now, looking at this that I definitely want to dick her….

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2010

20

Jul

Jessica and Ashley Hart Pulling Some Kind of Fantasy of the Day

It seems like bikini models are taking over the fucking world. Everyday there are new ones I’ve never heard of who have already been in Victoria’s secret, cuz I guess those catalogs don’t come with a menu of the pussy featured in it and is more about the middle-range clothes than what is actually important, I guess that’s just another example of where the Russians do it better than the Americans, you see their catalogs are all about the women. You find out their measurements, their goals and aspirations, their education, their gymnastic abilities and all that good stuff, but then again you can buy the Russian women and make them your wife before they stab you in the eye after they get their citizenship, where as Victoria Secret lets you buy a fucking jacket, bikini, or whatever other bullshit that doesn’t make you cum unless you are weird…

Either way, her name is Jessica Hart and she’s with her sister, pulling some kind of stunt that fantasies are made of. Seriously, this frisbee with you hot sister in a bikini is the new bikini car was, or mud wrestling or pretty much anything with hot girls half naked and touching each other.


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2010

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Looks like a fat chick landed on the site – and this is the comment she left on an America Ferrera post….I figured I’d post it to remind you why fat girls are a waste of fucking space…literally.

< I don't know why you pick on her. She is actually not fat or ugly; she is actually a very pretty girl. And you, drunken pig, are a disgusting excuse for a man. You are some fat, drunk pervert who does not know his head from his asshole. I get you have some gimmick going on here: trying to be witty, picking on women all of the time. I think it is sick you like women to be starved; it is not natural. I don't know why I am wasting my time writing this, but I thought you should know you are a piece of shit. Who knows if your life is really all that pathetic that you make it out to be. I think you do this website for fun, and I doubt you are even married. This whole thing is a gimmick to appeal to other retarded men such as yourself. Whatever floats your boat, but I guess I just felt the need to say you come across as a poser piece of shit.

Here are my stepLINKS….

drianne Curry is Twittering in Her Bikini Again
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Jennifer Aniston is Covered But Topless
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Who Would You Rather Fuck? Dania Ramirez or Emmanuelle Chriqui
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Because There’s Not Fucking Way You Got Your Dick Wet This Weekend
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
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The 20 Hottest Game Show Sluts
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The 10 Funniest NY Post Sports Headlines
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Which World Cup Finalist Has The Hotter Fans?
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Rosie Jones And Her Perfect Tits
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Sara Carbonero is Still Hot and Iker Casillas is the Luckiest Asshole Alive
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Addison is Playing with Herself
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Cutie Shows Off Her Ass – VIDEO
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64-Year-Old Man Popped For Having Sex With His Dog Named “Christie Brinkley”
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Rachel Bilson Just Because
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Pool Throw Fail – VIDEO
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Elena Riviera is Stunning
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Sagia is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Tila Tequila is Flaunting Her Shit Once Again
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Sky Lynne and Carley Get It On
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Heidi Klum Knows How to Work a Popsicle
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OMG THEY ARE MAKING A ASIAN VERSION OF JERSEY SHORE – VIDEO
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Facebook Girls Make Monday Memorable
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Singer Jewel Did Undercover Karaoke and It’s Pretty Funny Actually – VIDEO
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Some Shay Laren is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Rosie Huntington Whitley Because She’s Fucking Everywhere Now
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Aleesandra Ambrosio Makes Motherhood Look Good
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Check Out Kates Playground
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Funny Pics Dump, Because It Will Make Monday Better
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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Kelly Brook Eating Ice Cream!
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I’m Sorry … Could You Repeat That? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Camille Strips in the Garden
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Heather is as Good a Way to End Off the Day as Any
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25 Videos of Stripper Pole Mishaps
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Car Fight of the Day – VIDEO
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Summer of Music: Dance Clubs Are The Worst
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Rachel Uchitel is a Famewhoring Slut
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Jewel Jade Knows How to Work It
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Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is Officially The Best Video Game Ever – VIDEO
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Nikita Denise Hotness
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21 Things That Ruin a Climax
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2010

19

Jul

Josh Hartnett’s Girlfriend Sophia in a Bikini of the Day

The only Josh Hartnett story I have is from back when he was shooting a movie in Montreal and a girl I know went on a date with him. He spent a better part of an hour talking about his haircut in this movie versus his haircut in the previous movie he shot in Montreal and how he was unsure which he liked better. He is clearly self indulgent, self absorbed, self righteous and gay….that’s why I am surprised he is with a chick in a bikini, but not surprised the chick he is with is a nobody, cuz nobodies are the only ones who can put up with that kind of insecure, ego bullshit who hardly gets work anymore…and this is her body in a bikini….

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Posted in:Josh Hartnett

2010

19

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I like big asses…but not this kind of big ass….this shit is just shit that reminds me of a 30 year old secretary who works at the walk in clinic, has a couple of cats, likes to read books and loves cake and ice cream cuz it makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside…since no one hugs her on the outside….

What I am getting at is that this ass is just fat…it’s not hot, or round or perfection…it’s fucking sloppy but just happens to not have cellulite, cuz maybe Armenian bitches are so cross bred from decades of being conquered that cellulite doesn’t hit them…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking pig…a pig who peaked with her sex tape …the rest of her is just fucking aftershock from the shit…and the public seems to constantly forget how vile this twat is.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Jul

Shauna Sand’s Boytoy Gives her a Massage of the Day

I don’t really care for Shauna Sand, but I gotta give her some credit, she really gets how to live the good life a lot better than the other strippers she used to work with and stole her look from.

All it took was getting naked in a Playboy decades ago, in a time when getting in Playboy mattered enough to get some Lorenzo Lamas soap star motherfucker to marry her and have kids with her, only to divorce and lock into a monthly check that affords the luxury of having a European cabana boy on staff at all times…a rent boy to travel with her, carry her purse, massage and have sex with, that is used to working for rich men and who doesn’t mind the fact that her pussy looks like an emptied out scrotum…who fuck her on camera for the glory and a little money…cuz when you are gutter trash who only knows how to make money with your body..and no one cares to publish your shit anymore…and your old option is a sex tape ….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

19

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….

Homeless Man Attacks Girls In NYC Park

PA Man Lied About Age to Have Sex with Teen Girls

Detroit Man Wrecks His Ex’s Car and Causes Huge Wreck
A domestic dispute ends with a big fender bender in Redford- involving multiple vehicles.

Sex Chat Industry Excited About New iPhone 4
Video chat software is concerning to parents but appealing to the porn industry

Candy Bar Fight Leads to Drug Arrest in WV
Adam Briggs and his girlfriend Audrey Lane of Chicago were arrested West Virginia after getting into a fist fight in a moving car that started over a candy bar. The couple “showed tremendous interest” in getting their 1999 Buick out of the impound lot, including allegedly offering money to the owner of the lot. It turns out a massive amount of drugs and cash were in the car.

Bikini burglars strike in Brevard County Florida
Deputies with Brevard County Sheriff are on the look out for two bikini wearing thieves.

Reporter Slams into Skateboarding Kid on Live TV
Charley from Tampa’s Fox 13 tries to cross a skating ramp at a bad time and someone gets hurt

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

19

Jul

Kelly Brook Eats Ice Cream of the Day

I like to call whatever is going on in Kelly Brook’s career her retirement tour or farewell tour. It’s like the last leg of the race and she’s decided to up the fucking effort cuz she knows that this time next year, those wrinkles are going to be too hard to hide, and avoiding the dessert cart at the restaurant is going to be a thing of the past, so take it in when you can, cuz her natural tits are crazy….especially if you weren’t aware they existed, like 98% of the population a few months ago and finding out about her has been a fun discovery filled with masturbation to various google image searches. I know how it works…

Bonus – Here she is topless on a motorcycle from some other bullshit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

19

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Does Complex Magazine of the Day

I love the people at Complex. They have been good to me. They have featured me in their magazine. They give me scoops on the hot bitches they do photoshoots with.

I only have two issues with them, first they own Oliva Munn’s website and promote her and help her on her quest to one day be famous and I hate Oliva Munn, and second they won’t admit that the reason they put Lohan on the cover of their mag a day before she goes to jail was something coordinated by her PR person, the same motherfucker who coordinated the fake trial and the fake sentencing, who gave the media something “Lohan” to talk about everyday, cuz without this “going to jail” lie, the world would not be talking about Lohan and that works totally against her strategy of hitting rock bottom before taking on some role as a pornstar, in effort to get the academy award and the whole thing seems to be working….the only unfortunate thing in all this is that she won’t be spending any time in jail tomorrow…you’ll see…shit was all hype…all lies…all to get people talking…and I hope next time she wastes the county resources, it’s when the motherfuckers are trying to revive her after a drug overdose, even though she’s already long gone.

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