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2010

22

Jul

New Christina Aguilera Video of the Day

There was a time I wanted to seduce the scraps of this bitch’s career, but that was a time before I realized that she made enough money and created a name for herself that she would never really be in the fucking dumps, I am sure her royalty checks from doing that Disney movie alone make her over 100,000 dollars a year, or what I like to call 100,000 dollars too much to turn her to prostitution…not to mention that 100,000 is just a fraction of the money she makes from all her other songs….and this video proves that apparently she’s got enough money to produce some bullshit video and release some bullshit album when she should just go tend to her ugly kid….the only hot thing about this shit was the soiled mattresses in the corner and that’s just because I’ve can relate to that shit….there have been countless nights that finding one of these in a back alley feels like a godsend…..if you make it to the 3:20 mark, please explain to me what the fuck us happening, I am pretty sure I saw that shit in some lesbian’s student video and hated it then…not sure how it made it to music videos….all this to say…this is boring as fuck….bitch needs to get more naked and show more vagina lip even if the only people who listen to her are moms from her lemase class.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2010

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck – I forgot to do my stepLINKS again because of drinking….I’m not sure if I should blame last nights bender that kept me up til 7 am, sitting on train tracks watching the sunrise like a dumb teenager on his grad night …or if it is because of my daytime drinking in the park with some dumb teenager who just graduated high school…but I know I am drunk, losing my fucking mind…and while I do…here are my stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan is Still Getting Pills in Jail, God Bless America
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If the Last Supper took place in the middle of a Hot Topic and was crashed by a rabid raccoon infected with the Courtney Loves, it would looks just like this video for Pretty Reckless new song
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Some Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Kanye’s New Pussy and Her Huge Tits To Make People Think He’s Not Gay
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Get Your Slut Fix NOW
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Holly Madison Sucks Alright
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The 20 Worst-Behaved Teams in Sports
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Charlotte Gainsbourgs Tits and Nipples
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Jennifer Aniston is Leggy
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Kaylani is Ready for School
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Hottie on the Sybian – VIDEO
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Britney Spears Weave Looks Like the Dirty Ass of a Monkey – PICS
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Check Out the Batman Pug Dog – VIDEO
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Check Out Guy Gitchie’s New Piece of Ass
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The Chinese Make Everything Better – VIDEO
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Sammy Rhodes Will Blow Your Mind
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Here’s Kanye West’s Newest Piece of Ass
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Ali Lohan is Braless
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Niurka Marcos Is A True Lady In More Ways Than One
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Maxi and Monica Just Discovered they Are Lesbians
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May Andersen – Bikini Pics From Miami!
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Francia Raisa Deserves A Stroke Or Two
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I’d Totally Bang Michelle Obama
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Ice T Gets Fucked By the Cops
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Hitting a Gold Ball From the Top of a 40 Story Building
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Jana Fox is Masterbating and Cumming So Hard – VIDEO
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Selena Gomez is Growing Up Fast
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Get a Load of Amy Reid
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Christina is Playing With Ice On Her Boobs
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The 40 Sexiest Comic Book Covers Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Bunch of Stuff You Don’t Need But Will Probably Buy Anyways
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The Ultra Sexy Angelina Jolie Is Back Baby!
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Candy Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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25 Videos of People Getting Tasered
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Sienna Miller is in a Bikini
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Eve Wrywal’s Secret Photoshoot
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Some Fat Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Jul

Selena Gomez Final Few Hours of Relevance of the Day

I have got a bunch of emails (one email) from Americans (an American) excited that Selena Gomez turns 18 tomorrow.

What they don’t understand is that 16 is legal in Canada, so when the bitches turn 18, I feel like a good part of them died…the only good thing about them being 18 is that now you can share the insane sex with your friends with pictures and videos, cuz before 18, that shit is illegal…but fucking them wasn’t and fucking them is far better than sharing videos of fucking them with your friends…

Either way, people love the underage sluts, and when they become of age…they turn boring….until the sex tape drops…so I guess we’ll just have to wait, but by the looks of her cleavage…I think she’s on the right track…

Happy birthday, now send us some nudes in 24 hours, you twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2010

21

Jul

Annalynne McCord Crying for Attention in her Bikini of the Day

It’s pretty obvious when someone is crying for attention. It usually happens when everyone is just minding their own business, sitting by the pool, or at their tables, and one idiot comes along with a hired photographer, making noise, dancing around, trying to look wild and crazy to get people to look at her and notice her, when 99 percent of the population has no fucking idea who this cunt is. Seriously, ask your neighbor, ask your dad, ask your boss, ask any normal person and they will say “who”….so I guess she’s got more stuntin’ to do…but unfortunately I think her weird camel looking face may work against her tight little bikini body….but there’s always sex-tape potential….that’s every bitch’s back-up plan…

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2010

21

Jul

Nicole Trunfio Nipple Slip of the Day

Here’s some Australian model I’ve never heard of showing a sliver of nipple. I know models showing nipple is part of their job…and isn’t exciting…especially when it’s such an insignificant part of her nipple…but I also know that jerking off to nipple is part of your job…not cuz you get paid for this….but because it is how you spend your days when you should be at a job, or looking for a job, you fucking deadbeat chronic masturbating weirdo…get your hands out of there…this is awkward…I am writing to an imaginary dude who is masturbating to pictures of nipple like some kind of weirdo since everyone knows the only porn guys jerk off to these day are throat fucking pornos…and that may make me gay…

Here are the pics of the nipple…

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2010

21

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the beautifully retarded world we live in….

Parasailing Donkey in Russia

Police have opened an inquiry into animal abuse after a donkey, attached to a parachute and pulled by a motorboat, flew over a Krasnodar beach for a half hour in a publicity stunt gone bad

Mothers Selling Bootleg Breast Milk on Facebook

Washington Moms who have problem producing breast milk are looking on Facebook to find bootlegged breast milk….and they are finding it for $3 an ounce

Marijuana Falls from East Texas Sky

It was raining marijuana in a rural area of east Texas.

Video of Ohio Stiletto Attack Released

Several women in Dayton viciously attacked a man with the Stiletto heels they were wearing

MA Cop leaves beat to see dwarf porn star

A Stoughton police officer is accused of leaving his beat to attend a special appearance of “Bridget The Midget,” the woman billed as “the world’s smallest porn star.”

Jailer Fired for Watching Women Shower

A Dallas County Sheriff’s Lieutenant is out of a job after the department says he used jail cameras to watch female inmates in the shower.

Police Arrest Man for Trying to Smuggle 18 Monkeys Into Mexico

A man jammed 18 live monkeys into his shirt in an attempt to smuggle them into Mexico.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

21

Jul

Ashley Smith in the Sisley Fall 2010 Terry Richardson Campaign of the Day

Terry Richardson is overrated. He ripped off some bullshit erotica hipster point and shoot snapshot style and for some reason the obviously bored fashion industry jumped on him cuz they thought he was some kind of visionary….so instead of shotting the owner of Vice’s cock, the very same cock Terry Richardson sucked to get a career, he started shotting ad campaigns and Vogue shoots and pretty much every celebrity and I find the whole thing pretty boring, especially cuz it’s just some corporate, no pussy lip, soft sell out shit…but as I get older I realize, it’s good to sell out, cuz then you can retire and fuck many hookers on private islands….and the idiots hating on you are the idiots sitting on their soiled couches, hating their fat wifes and posting pictures you took of some model sucking cucumber saying how you got soft….shitty.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2010

21

Jul

Mila Kunis Stuffs her Face with Watermelon on Set of the Day

I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you.

I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking.

Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago.

It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean….

I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

21

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Pretends Zac Effron isn’t Gay of the DAy

Maybe it’s just my imagination….because I tend to be semi confused…especially when drunk and hung over…but it seems like all these interbred starlets kinda look the fucking same and run the same game…cuz if you asked me who these were pictures of…I’d say Kim Kardashian back when she was just sending nude pics to her white boyfriend, before eating her ass thick, and going to the darkside filled with Sex Tapes and useless trashiness that got her her own TV show…but instead it’s just Vanessa Hudgens, flat assed and pretending her boyfriend is straight cuz that’s how Disney Contracts work…but at least she’s done the nude pics to her boyfriend like any good girl looking for purpose….even if they weren’t good enough to jerk off to cuz she’s one of those young pussies that’s better off clothed….

Either way, here she is doing her bullshit…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

21

Jul

Amanda Crew has Some Serious Legs of the Day

So I saw these pictures of Amanda Crew and thought to myself that those legs are on another fucking level….so I decided to investigate since I never heard of her and I found out she is 24, she is from Canada, she was on a show called 15/Love but she left that smalltime shit and hit Hollywood hard in shit like Sex Drive, She’s the Man and Final Destination 3 and no matter how insignificant that sounds, she’s probably made more money than 95% of us with this shit, cuz acting is the biggest scam going…once you get into the shit…you get paid at least 5,000 dollars a day….and that’s some fucking serious drinking money…and these are some serious pretty much unknown but soon to be everywhere legs.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Crew