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2010

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel uneasy that somewhere out there someone is jerking off right now, unless of course that someone is an 18 year old girl exploring herself to figure out how to reach orgasm…which makes this whole post pretty fucking obsolete….but that’s ok…so are most things I do

Here are my stepLINKS….

They Are Making a Porn About Lohan Being in Jail! Yes!
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And While We’re On the Subject, Lohan’s Entire Family is a Mess
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Find Sexy Times Here
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And More of Sophie Monk Being Hot
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Ranking the Top 25 Hotties of the 2010 ESPYs
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Tila Tequila Panty Peek
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If You Haven’t Thrown Up Today, This Will Help
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FBI ARRESTS MAN BEHIND “SOUTH PARK” DEATH THREATS EN ROUTE TO JOIN TERRORIST GROUP IN UGANDA
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Sofee is Hot and That’s All There Is To It
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Drunk Sluts Make Regretable Choices – VIDEO
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Amy Winehouse Looks Almost Fuckable
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HowAwesome Would It Be to Watch Snooki Beat the Shit Out of Heidi Montag?
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The Plot Thickens In the Drama of Mel Gibson’s Life
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So Bad It’s Almost Funny – VIDEO
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Melissa Lauren is Pure Magic
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Did Someone Say Swimsuit Issue
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Nicole Trunfio Shows Off Her Lovely Nipple
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Hayden Panettiere & Vanessa Hudgens Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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FINALLY LEGAL
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot at Comic Con
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I Think We Should All Apply For Jobs Working on the TV Show HOUSE Right NOW!
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There Are Mel Gibson Texts Now
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Molly and Lexi Are Pussy Eating
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1930’s Parkour – VIDEO
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I Wanna Bang Agyness Deyn
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Some Amy Reid
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Web Cam Flash of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Exits Car, Looks Curvy Doing So
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Serenity Now: The Movie – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry’s Cotton Candy Dream
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Commuting Has Never Been This Perverted – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Asia Argento Bikini Pics
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Taya Parker is in Lingerie
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7 summer fashion choices that men should probably avoid
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A Little Jessica Rabbit
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2010

22

Jul

Vogue Spain Does a Hot Bridal Supplement with Michelle Ferrara of the Day

It’s unfortunate that when we marry, the women don’t look this good, and if we’re lucky enough that they do, they never stay looking this good for long. The idea of a hot bride is fucking fantasy, cuz that only happens in the movies, or when an older rich guys buys himself one, cuz for the average asshole marriage is when we give up on the fight to stay not married, whether it is fear of lonliness, fear of never finding another girl to have our kids to carry on our legacy, or just because we are whipped….I do hear the sex after marriage is ok for the first 24 hours, but then shit goes down hill, so that’s why I’d rather jerk off to fake brides than my actual bride…who is so far from the person I married…i feel awkward even calling her a bride…cuz she’s more of just a lump of shit who just keeps getting bigger and bigger and stinks worse and worse and the whole thing never looked quite like this hipster in see through American Apparel bodysuit photoshoot….

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2010

22

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are some lovely and beautiful stories the caught my eye today…let them inspire you and remind you that we’re not all going to be ok….

Woman Flips Out on Camera Crew in Iowa

The mother of an accused vandal physically pushes a camera crew off her property and then the accused vandal throws eggs at the camera crew

Mother Upset Teen Daughter Propositioned for Sex by TN Cop

UT Prisoner in Trouble for Writing a Cat

A Utah prisoner is in trouble for writing the cat belonging to his wife, asking her not to testify against him in court

Feces Problem Closing Pools in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Intense Police Confrontation in Columbus, OH

An Ohio man pulled over for a hit and run goes after a police officer and it’s all caught on the dash cam.

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2010

22

Jul

Christina Ricci Fat Legs of the Day

Looks like anorexia lost it’s fight with Christina Ricci’s over-eating….cuz last time I checked, you know back when Christina Ricci was working, she stopped eating, cut off her tits, and looked weak and frail with a big ol’ bobble head…and now she’s thickened up but luckily that big ol’ bobble head thins her out…but still makes me sad that her huge teen tits were sacrificed for pretty much a failed cause…cuz at least if she kept the anorexia up, she’d be proportional, while now she’s just a chubby chick with no tits…good fucking job, idiot.

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Jul

Mila Kunis Hot on Set of the Day

Mila Kunis is pretty fucking alright as far as I am concered. I don’t think I really anything else to say about her since she is my favorite by far and I think I may be in love…and the only unfortunate thing about her is that she’s dating and pretty much married to Culkin and not not just re-enacting his role in Home Alone, where instead of being a 10 year old boy getting left behind by his parents, she’s a tight bodied slutty girl who happens to be home alone during a home invasion who instead of getting killed by the crooks, she sucks them off and gets fucked by them in all positions….we’re all allowed to dream.

Here are her legs looking amazing on the set of a movie not nearly as good as the one I just outlined…but she’s in it…which makes it good enough….

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Jul

Ashley Greene in her Workout Gear of the Day

I am not too happy about this Ashley Greene trash. She finally landed a role that put her on the map and instead of taking advantage of everyone’s eyes beingon her, she’s playing hard to get.

It’s like she’s reached this comfortable level in her mind, maybe cuz there are 15 more Twilight movies in the works, that she has locked into, pretty much making Twilight her life, which isn’t a stupid move, since she probably wouldn’t get work as relevant on her own, so she knows she doesn’t have to pull Lohan style stunts to get noticed…

So no nipple, no vagina, no sex tapes, no desperation, just comfortable celebrity that doesn’t give us much to jerk off to…and maybe that’s her strategy and the strategy of New Hollywood, cuz the trash blog attention whore shit that left little to the imagination, turned Hollywood into a bad reality show, and people have grown wiser…and know the more you hold off, the more people will want you….and that whole logic depresses me…but luckily girls in spandex workout clothes are enough for me to cum….so take that miss wholesome….i just turned you into an internet whore….cuz I don’t need nipples and sex tapes to get off and either does my reader..

Pics via Fame

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2010

22

Jul

Sophie Monk in Some Shorts of the Day

Sophie Monk must be working on her image cuz what she had going for her wasn’t working out so well…even though dudes wanted to fuck her Paris Hilton Herpe Pussy…because she’s gone and darkened her hair color, I guess a bimbo’s strategy to get the more sophisticated roles I guess she’s been getting rejected for…and I guess by sophisticated roles, I mean any fucking role, cuz I don’t think this bitch works…I mean other than the streets for the paparazzi trying to increase her popularity and stock to film producers who are reading these blogs to see who they can get on deal cuz they are really desperate….and I guess that explains her clown facial expressions, like shit is a casting couch, to show off her talent, cuz this is her chance to get seen by all those people slamming the door on her face after taking a blowjob….

The whole thing is pretty sad….poor little Australian from the Trailer Park just trying to make it in America….but not sad enough cuz the sex tape hasn’t hit yet…but I can promise you it will. She’s just that kind of girl.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sophie Monk

2010

22

Jul

Ali Larter Pregnant Woman Tits of the Day

I guess this is another one bites the dust situations for some of you….See I never noticed Ali Larter earlier in her career when she was in a whip cream bikini in Varsity Blue. I only really know who she is from celeb porn sites that I used to jerk off to before blogs existed, because for some reason that scene was one of the popular ones they constantly linked to…not that it really matters..what does matter is that at 34 she’s done gone thrown it all away by letting herself get knocked the fuck up and sure, maybe her tits are finally big enough to show off, something I am sure she’s always wanted, but the rest of her is gonna fall the fuck apart very soon, and by “rest of her”, I mean her pussy…but I guess her stomach, and that pregnancy weight and then the urge to have more kids to have a family come in close second….and here are the unfortunate pictures…probably the last of her you’ll be able to jerk off to…cuz at this level of pregnancy they are still worth fucking….especially if they are pregnant with someone else’s kid cuz it means no chance of getting locked the fuck down with a kid of your own…unless she’s eager and tries to lock you in as a stepfather…but as a stepfather I have learned it requires little fucking work , especially when it comes to writing posts.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ali Larter

2010

22

Jul

Jennifer Aniston Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

At this stage in Jennifer Aniston’s life, I’m surprised subtle upskirt pictures would be hitting the internet, and I was expecting something a little more aggressive like her in a park trying to shove random kids inside her uterus cuz she’s just that desperate to be a mom and feel love, but unfortunately for her, no one wants her, proving that looks aren’t everything, cuz if a cunt is annoying, suffocating or has personality issues, guys are generally smart enough to not lock into it. Sure, maybe ANiston’s got standards cuz her ex husband is Brad Pitt, but it all comes down to this bitch thinking she’s some kind of princess who deserves nothing but the best, leaving her showing the world the vagina she’s available by releasing pictures of her vagina like it’s some kind of used car she’s trying to get someone to take off her hands….


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2010

22

Jul

Nicky Hilton in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nicky Hilton isn’t fun. She never really got naked in public and just lived off her trust fund, pretended to be serious and starteed businesses, and pretty much followed her sister around, looking more like a personal assistant than someone with equal capabilities, and when you’re talking about Paris Hilton, not having equal capabilities is pretty fucking depressing….especially when you’re also less interesting, less attractive, have less of a body, and look like shit from far and shit from close…

I am convinced Nicky rocks the same herpes as Paris cuz Paris is a bully and a cunt and probably feels like she can’t have something bad while Nicky goes on living clean, in her sick mind, it’s only fair in her sick mind for both of them to be polluted in the pussy, so she pranked her the last 5 years by rubbing her cunt on Nicky’s clean panty drawer every chance she got, and when that didn’t work she’d just fucked her boyfriends behind her back, cuz that’s just the kind of quality sister Paris Hilton is…

Here is Nicky Hilton in some shitty bikini pics….

Pics via Bauer

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