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Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some weirdness going on in the news…to remind us that life is worth living….cuz shit is fucking jokes…

San Antonio Man Holds Girl He Wants to Date Hostage

Some Wardrobe Malfunctions I Couldn’t Jerk Off To on So You Think You Can Dance….

Yankees Fan Takes Foul Ball to Face

“Twilight Virus” Infecting Computers World Wide and It’s Not From Kristen Stewart’s Ghetto Vagina…

Detroit Strip Club Ordered Closed for Underage Dancers

Dog bites teen’s face in Texas, No charges filed

King Tut Had Underdeveloped Genitalia

Teens Using Nutmeg to Get High

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2010

Jul

Some Kendra Wilkinson Post Sex Tape Pictures of the Day

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Here is some Kendra Wilkinson with a hard nipple on her shitty mom body post sex tape scandal that wasn’t really a scandal since her people released it…..

I figure for someone who got naked for a living, releasing a video featuring a sketch of herself gettin fucked badly back when she was just a young eager slut no one knew or cared about, totally different than what she became, like watching another person have bad sex, way before the whole Playboy thing happened, back when she was contemplating doing porn by making her own shitty porn really wasn’t a big deal for her…zIt shoulda been a sex tape with her husband, just cuz their size-difference and her years of experience would have made things a lot more interesting and I guess whore really cares….

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2010

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend is a Sex Offender of the Day

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I don’t really get American sex offender laws. You see her boyfriend is 20 and there is no way he isn’t fucking her brains out on the daily, but for some reason he doesn’t get arrested as a sex offender, but a friend of mine convinced a 17 year old girl to meet him for a late night blowjob in the park down in Florida a few years ago, and when he got there the police were waiting and the only blowjob he got was with his ass in prison…

It’s like the rules don’t apply to Hollywood and I guess it’s not fair to the rest of you, but I live in Canada and up until last year, I coulda fucked a 14 year old legally and luckily for the 14 year olds in the world, the law moved to 16, an age where girls actually have tight bodies, and don’t look like pubescent boys 2 periods into adulthood, so I don’t really care, I’d just like to see motherfucker get locked up as an example…instead of some nobody hustling girls off the internet…but that’s not gonna happen, so here are the pics of her tanline he cums on because he can instead….

Here she is sitting like a dude….

Here she is leaving the gym with her bra exposed….

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2010

Jul

Miss March 1982 and her Old Slut Tits of the Day

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Her name is Karen Witter and she was Miss March in 1982 and apparently if if you do Playboy in the 80s…you slowly turn into a fucking man….a man with stupid fake tits and I guess it’s all thanks to an addiction to plastic surgery cuz of a feeling of being inadequate after a lifetime of only being wanted or her looks…and really she shouldn’t care that much considering her husband is the creator of Grace Under Fire, Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory…meaning she doesn’t really have to worry about looking good and based on these pictures, she clearly realizes that, cuz she’s a vile and nasty….

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2010

Jul

Rachel Bilson and Her Pussy Hugging Jeans of the Day

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I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.

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2010

Jul

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Fat Tongue of the Day

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The only thing hot about Kardashian’s tongue is that I know a black dude pissed on it in video….and when shit is done on video…you know it’s not her first time…not that I find the act of a black dudes, or really any dude pissing in the face of girls hot, but it is the implication of what is going on in the girls head to allow for a dude to piss on her face, especially video and there’s nothing hotter than knowing a bitch getting pissed in the face has no self-respect…cuz she’s just a fat insecure pig willing to do anything for attention, only in this case, shit ended up with their own reality TV show….

Here she is unfortunately tainting the mind of a baby that was born into her family and ultimately doomed from the start making me wonder how many abortions she’s probably had, you know since she didn’t use condoms in the sex tape and according to the housing project by my house, black is fertile….

Here she is on a boat and she unfortunately didn’t fall off and drown cuz black people can’t swim, even when they got fat asses and tits their idiotic brains thought could double as a life jacket, without having to wear a bulky life jacket that ruins her outfit…

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2010

Jul

Fake Katy Perry Topless Picture of the DAy

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A picture of some big breasted chick who looks a lot like Katy Perry is making the rounds today and I figure fake or not this is probably a good enough rendition of Katy Perry topless to make it legit….I’m not sure if you get what I mean, but let me put it to you like this…you don’t need to see the Mona Lisa in person to know a sketch or picture someone made of it is the Mona Lisa, you kinda just get the gist of it and really that’s all that matters….

But the good news is that I know two people who have fucked the real Katy Perry, and both those people have pictures, they just won’t share them with me but I am working on it…

You see she was a slut when she was breaking out of her religious oppressed household…and there’s documented proof that I’m working on getting for you, just stay tuned….

In the meantime here’s a taste of what it may look like…a taste I can only assume her management staged.

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2010

Jul

Lara Stone Honeymoon Bikini Pictures of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THE CHUBBY BRITISH COMEDIAN THINKS PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND HE TRIED TO SUE ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE CLEARLY IS WHICH IS PROBABLY ONE OF HIS BEST JOKES YET, I MEAN OTHER THAN PRETENDING HE IS STRAIGHT]

Lara Stone is some gap-toothed top model who married some chubby balding British Comedian and here they are on their honeymoon and she’s wearing a bikini, proving that once you hit commercial success on TV, like with a show called Little Britain that everyone seems to love, the pussy comes crawling your way, cuz not only do you make them laugh in person, but you also make them laugh when they see you on TV and that’s some kind of panty dripping mechanism I should have figured out earlier on in life before I realized how easy it is to get on TV….in a time when I wasn’t too fat and lazy to get on TV and all I am sure of is that this dude is enjoying every second of his success as he hides his dick in this pussy every night and that’s really all there is to say about that…

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2010

Jul

Britney Spears Finally Loses Her Shit Again of the Day

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I have no fucking idea what is going on in these pictures…I just know the shit is fucking amazing…Britney Spears has finally brought back what she’s good at and that’s losing her fucking shit…Part of me wants to know what triggered this…was it a bad Starbucks experience cuz she went with the Vanilla Bean Latte instead of her regular Mocha, or is there more to the story…I need to see this in video to either try to understand what the deal is but mainly to laugh at or jerk off to which is a nice change of pace as I normally cry when I jerk off…and that’s really all I have to say about that…

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2010

Jul

Katy Perry Kissed a Girl and it was Boring of the Day

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We get it – she made a reputation for herself by launching her career with a song called “I kissed a girl and I liked it” and now she has to live up to it, otherwise more people will know she’s a pig rolling around in her own fucking bullshit to keep cool…The kiss is awkward and there is no tongue and reminds me of when I used to try to get High School girls to kiss in the park, it’s like no tongue, hardly a kiss on the lips, boring shit you’d see someone do to their dying grandmother in hopes to breathe some life back into her…and not something you’d jerk off to…

Now get her fucking song out of my head…they polluted my life with it last year and I can only assume it was some brainwashing technology that made me memorize it without wanting to leading to album sales and I guess the damage is fucking done…and I’m not very happy about it….but I can only blame Katy Perry for doing this to me and I will have to one day find my revenge…ideally via hate-titty-fucking….

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