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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2010

Jul

Rachel Bilson and Her Pussy Hugging Jeans of the Day

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I don’t know what happened to Rachel Bilson, but it looks like she’s turned into some kind of midget…not an actual midget you’d see working the rides at the local carnival, but the kind of midget who isn’t quite a midget, but is built like one, you know the Shaq of midgets, who some how manages to sneak her way into being considered normal, while her legs, arms and head all remain very fucking midget….but at least she’s wearing tight pussy hugging pants, cuz despite being a borderline midget, she’s still worth fucking…but then again so are all midgets…but her ex-boyfriend who she was engaged to probably didn’t tell her that cuz if he did should wouldn’t have felt like she needed him…but let’s not get into that…let’s instead stare at her crotch and wonder what is beyond the demin…cuz this bitch isn’t giving anything up for free…she’s boring and gives no flashes, no upskirts…this is as good as she gets.

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2010

Jul

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Fat Tongue of the Day

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The only thing hot about Kardashian’s tongue is that I know a black dude pissed on it in video….and when shit is done on video…you know it’s not her first time…not that I find the act of a black dudes, or really any dude pissing in the face of girls hot, but it is the implication of what is going on in the girls head to allow for a dude to piss on her face, especially video and there’s nothing hotter than knowing a bitch getting pissed in the face has no self-respect…cuz she’s just a fat insecure pig willing to do anything for attention, only in this case, shit ended up with their own reality TV show….

Here she is unfortunately tainting the mind of a baby that was born into her family and ultimately doomed from the start making me wonder how many abortions she’s probably had, you know since she didn’t use condoms in the sex tape and according to the housing project by my house, black is fertile….

Here she is on a boat and she unfortunately didn’t fall off and drown cuz black people can’t swim, even when they got fat asses and tits their idiotic brains thought could double as a life jacket, without having to wear a bulky life jacket that ruins her outfit…

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2010

Jul

Fake Katy Perry Topless Picture of the DAy

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A picture of some big breasted chick who looks a lot like Katy Perry is making the rounds today and I figure fake or not this is probably a good enough rendition of Katy Perry topless to make it legit….I’m not sure if you get what I mean, but let me put it to you like this…you don’t need to see the Mona Lisa in person to know a sketch or picture someone made of it is the Mona Lisa, you kinda just get the gist of it and really that’s all that matters….

But the good news is that I know two people who have fucked the real Katy Perry, and both those people have pictures, they just won’t share them with me but I am working on it…

You see she was a slut when she was breaking out of her religious oppressed household…and there’s documented proof that I’m working on getting for you, just stay tuned….

In the meantime here’s a taste of what it may look like…a taste I can only assume her management staged.

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2010

Jul

Lara Stone Honeymoon Bikini Pictures of the Day

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[IMAGES REMOVED BECAUSE THE CHUBBY BRITISH COMEDIAN THINKS PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT WHO HE IS AND HE TRIED TO SUE ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE CLEARLY IS WHICH IS PROBABLY ONE OF HIS BEST JOKES YET, I MEAN OTHER THAN PRETENDING HE IS STRAIGHT]

Lara Stone is some gap-toothed top model who married some chubby balding British Comedian and here they are on their honeymoon and she’s wearing a bikini, proving that once you hit commercial success on TV, like with a show called Little Britain that everyone seems to love, the pussy comes crawling your way, cuz not only do you make them laugh in person, but you also make them laugh when they see you on TV and that’s some kind of panty dripping mechanism I should have figured out earlier on in life before I realized how easy it is to get on TV….in a time when I wasn’t too fat and lazy to get on TV and all I am sure of is that this dude is enjoying every second of his success as he hides his dick in this pussy every night and that’s really all there is to say about that…

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2010

Jul

Britney Spears Finally Loses Her Shit Again of the Day

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I have no fucking idea what is going on in these pictures…I just know the shit is fucking amazing…Britney Spears has finally brought back what she’s good at and that’s losing her fucking shit…Part of me wants to know what triggered this…was it a bad Starbucks experience cuz she went with the Vanilla Bean Latte instead of her regular Mocha, or is there more to the story…I need to see this in video to either try to understand what the deal is but mainly to laugh at or jerk off to which is a nice change of pace as I normally cry when I jerk off…and that’s really all I have to say about that…

Pics via Fame

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2010

Jul

Katy Perry Kissed a Girl and it was Boring of the Day

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We get it – she made a reputation for herself by launching her career with a song called “I kissed a girl and I liked it” and now she has to live up to it, otherwise more people will know she’s a pig rolling around in her own fucking bullshit to keep cool…The kiss is awkward and there is no tongue and reminds me of when I used to try to get High School girls to kiss in the park, it’s like no tongue, hardly a kiss on the lips, boring shit you’d see someone do to their dying grandmother in hopes to breathe some life back into her…and not something you’d jerk off to…

Now get her fucking song out of my head…they polluted my life with it last year and I can only assume it was some brainwashing technology that made me memorize it without wanting to leading to album sales and I guess the damage is fucking done…and I’m not very happy about it….but I can only blame Katy Perry for doing this to me and I will have to one day find my revenge…ideally via hate-titty-fucking….

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2010

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the better part of the day convulsing in the bottom of a shower thanks to Canada drinking, unfortunately no chicks decided to join me for Canada because I got no bitches on call, just a wife who doesn’t fit in our soiled, mildew, gutter shower stall.

Here are my stepLINKS, let’s hope tomorrow is a better day…time to start drinking again…it’s addictions like this that make me hate myself…for putting myself through this…but there’s something magical when booze runs through my fucking soul…

The 25 Hottest Canadian Women
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Mel Gibson Black Rape Fantasy is Getting Him in Trouble…
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PEE WEE RETURNS TO THE BIG SCREEN!!!
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Find Sluts Here
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Liz Hurley Hotness
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Heather Graham and Jessica Stroup Make Out
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10 Athlete-Celebrity Hookups Waiting To Happen
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Now THOSE Are Some BIG Tits
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If You’ve Got No Rap With Women, Maybe Your iPhone Can Help
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Megan Fox upskirt
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Lauren Hill is Lookin Hot
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Check Out Ariel’s Pussy
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Ferris Bueller is Lucky Principal Rooney Didn’t Molest Him
(Holy Shit You Won’t Believe This of the Day)
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Scariest. Pole Dance. Ever. – Video
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Esther Baxter Strips Down and Oils Up
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Elle Macpherson is Still Hot, Still Has Nipples
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This One is For the Assmen
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Check Out Brooke Burke
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Maliah Michel is Skinny Dipping
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Valeria Marini Working The Thong Bikini
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot
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Brooke Cherry is Naked
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Some Sofia Vergara
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Hot Asian Girls Make Thursday Bearable
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Yeah I’d Still Bang Julia Roberts
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That Slut From the Bachelor May Just Do Playboy
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cam Girl, Tits and Panties
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Ahhh Penelope Cruz
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sophie Monk Just Cause
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Mindy Vega hotness
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LETS DESTROY AN IPHONE – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Bodacious Wax Figure
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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Amy Locane is Going to Jail Forever
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Stunt Man Galore
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Striptease of the Day
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Emma Frain is Topess
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Heather and Her Best Friend
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The 66 Most Underrated Women of 2010
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Say Hello to Stephanie
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2010

Jul

Kelly Rowland’s Fake Tits of the Day

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Here are some Destiny Child implants cuz that’s pretty much all she’s got going for her since Beyonce rode her like Jay Z rode Rihanna before stealing all her glory, leaving her rich and without a band or a solo career even comparable to Beyonce’s cuz Beyonce is a cunt and would never allow that shit to happen…she’d kill a bitch before letting her go up against her….

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2010

Jul

Kelly Bensimon’s Ripped Orange Jogging Body of the Day

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This leather faced piece of garbage who married Elle Macpherson’s baby daddy and kept his name cuz it gave her a little status in her whore life cuz all she ever accomplished was sucking his fashion photographer dick to feel associated with the glamourous life blocked me on facebook….and to think all the nice things I wrote in her comments about how bad I wanted to see her orange, yellow, Moroccan named fleshy and muscular pussy on stage at a strip club doing chin-ups were deleted and will never be again…what a waste of fucking time on this waste of fucking space cunt….and here she is orange and jogging.

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2010

Jul

Monica Bellucci Cleavage of the Day

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Here are some 45 year old Italian tits everyone used to go nuts over and I am sure there are still a handful of losers out there in the land of internet virgins who are still masturbating to her back catalog of hot pics from before her hips turned boxy and her tits turned saggy, but in her defense, most Italian women I know who are in their 40s have an ass only years of pasta eating and breeding can make…

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