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2010

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet is still down… I am surprised I’ve been able to do as many posts as I’ve been doing. I feel like some kind of hero who doesn’t actually have a cause. I am going drinking with a bunch of women who think they are in sex and the city, I am going to try to do some damage, because it’s open bar and someone made the mistake of inviting me…

While I do that, here are my stepLINKS

ndsay Lohan’s Idea of Being Sober While on Probation and Wearing a Scram Bracelet is Hotting Up a Massive Rave in LA
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If This Grandpa Dancing to Lady Gaga Can Make Me Get Through One of Her Songs Without Puking, I Guess That’s a Good Thing, Right?
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Because Odds Are You didn’t Get Any Pussy This Weekend
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Katherine Mcphee is Looking Hot
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And Today, On Will It Blend… – VIDEO
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More Than A Mouthful: The 20 Greatest Trash Talkers In Sports History
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Traci Binghams Nipples Are Pokie and Visible Thanks To That See Through Top
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The 5 Stupidest Transformers Ever
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Man I’d Totally Bang Emma Watson
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Lina in the Mirror
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Ass Out
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Rednecks Have Babies
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These Animated GIFs of Prince Throwing People the BITCH PLEASE Look During His Tribute at the BET Awards Are EPIC
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Halle Berry is Lookin Good on the Way to a Workout
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Miranda Kerr Hotness in the New Victoria Secret Catalog
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Chubby Chasers, This One’s For You!
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This Photo Set of Nyla Made My Monday Easier
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Karissa Shannon Shows Off Her Naked Ass
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Amber, Ashley & Lexi Belle
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Irina Sheik & Jessica White Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Seeing Tom Cruise Fly Through the Air Like the Broadway Queen He Always Dreamed to Be Makes My Life Complete
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4 Videos Of Filthy Whores Swapping Spit
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot on the Cover of Vanity Fair
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Vince Neil From Motley Crue is in Jail for DUI
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Taylor Gets Naughty With Herself
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Irina Sheik is Looking Hot in Her New Guess Ads
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Gotta Love London Hotties
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Check Out Monica
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2 Hot and Dirty Web Cam Sluts
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Ashley Greene Pays For Parking, Looks Ridiculously Hot Doing So
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Country Hip Hop Dancing Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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German Late Night News Strip – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Will ROll Around in Lingerie on Your iPhone
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25 People Trying to Use Trampolines (and Failing Miserably) – VIDEO
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Dance Fail – VIDEO
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Your Backyard Coverband Sucks! – VIDEO
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And More Miranda Kerr
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April O’neil Gets Naked by the Hot Tub
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Sixteen Intriguing Businesses
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LADIES: 7 Ways To Have An Offensive Orgasm
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Jun

Ryan O’Neal Grieving for Farrah with Young Pussy of the Day

I get the motherfucker fed his daughter cocaine when she was 12 and bitch has been a disaster ever since, but in his defense, giving 12 year olds cocaine when you’re a celebrity and you’re untouchable is fun, especially when it leads to your annoying, unappreciative, spoiled brat daughter winning an Oscar, making her useless existence have some purpose or legacy other than years of drug addiction..I’m talking to you Tatum….

I also get that dude was dealing with an on and off ex girlfriend with anus cancer for a bunch of years, he played up the he wanted to marry her, knowing her death was near, but he still stood by her, but for some reason the paparazzi are dissing him for mourning the a year after her death on the beach with young pussy that could be his grandkids for all we fucking know….and if it was me, I’d be all over younger pussy her entire bout with anal cancer cuz anus comes in handy when girls pretend they want to stay virgins…

I’m not even sure why people are bothering with Ryan O’Neal on Farrah Fawcett’s death anniversary because everyone knows Michael Jackson’s death anniversary overshadows that shit and makes it pretty obsolete, but I guess I like the underdog death anniversary griever….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ryan O'Neal

2010

28

Jun

Amputee Pussy of the Day

Every once in a while I like to get down to amputee pussy. There’s something about a missing leg that makes sex a whole new experience, it’s like the shit re-invents itself and gives you a whole new variety of ways to fuck…and if you don’t believe me…just ask Paul McCartney, dude paid a premium to deal with his amputee fetish…cuz I guess once you go stump you never go back…and you pay big fucking money to find one who is decent lookin’….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heather Mills

2010

28

Jun

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures of the Day

This Kelly Brook bitch is having a career revival on the internet. I’m not going to say I don’t understand why, because the internet is filled with horny dudes who like tits, and this bitch happens to have pretty amazing tits, but I don’t really get all the hype, since she’s been a lingerie model for the last 10 years, the same tits everyone is giving a ton of attention to lately. I am guessing she’s hired a new PR person and they’ve drawn up a new strategy to get people to actually care about the tits she’s always shown off and I really don’t give a fuck why this shit’s happening, I’m just good with the fact that it is happening. I also come from the school of thought that pussy from the UK is disgusting, so when a decent looking one comes out of the coal burning chimney she’s been sweepin’, shit should be celebrated…and I guess these bikini pictures are kinda doin’ that….


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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

28

Jun

Beatrice Borromeo in a One Piece of the Day

This Beatrice Borromeo is not officially part of the Royal family of Monaco, but she’s having sex with one of them and that’s good enough for me to consider her fancy in the pants…and more importantly, there’s always something classy about jerking off to the Royal family, even if it is not officially Royal Family, and even if it is not in a two piece bathing suit, at least that’s what I used to tell myself when I had no access to porn and was forced to use the Queen’s image on the back of a Canadian penny to get off not enough years ago for it to be a story I should be sharing…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beatrice Borromeo

2010

28

Jun

Elisabetta Canalis Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s ass in a bikini showing the world why she is George Clooney’s ass cuz George Clooney is one of those dudes who 99% of women would leave their husbands for, even if they love their husbands more than anything in the world and were conditioned to think they couldn’t survive without their husband after years of him putting them down and killing any self confidence or worth she has….he has that affect on women, so he gets to choose the ones he likes best like a fat bitch at an all you can eat buffet, since that’s just how his life has played out for him and I guess he’s not the only one who won at life, cuz this bitch, hot ass or not, managed to work her way into getting a job as Clooney’s sidekick, which means living the good life, without having to do any work despite the fact that this Canalis bitch was a success in the Italian entertainment industry before Clooney poached her like he was Victoria’s Secret recruiting interatoonal pussy, but that doesn’t count, cuz Italy Entertainment isn’t as significant as America….and closed minded Americans just see a stupid name that looks like a TGIF pasta dish…but the good news for her a Celebrity boyfriend and hot ass is international and she’s got both…and here are some pics….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

28

Jun

Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

28

Jun

Leighton Meester on the Beach of the Day

I guess this is one step up from sitting in her mother’s jail cell she was born in, learning how to suck dick like a fucking bro at a young age on a bed post, because her mother had insight and knew that a girl who can suck dick can go places…places like Hollywood via a Fetish porn career that got her used to the camera before meeting a big exec who happened to have that fetish and spot acting talent that got her where she is today….and unfortunately where she is today is in a fucking one-piece like a new mother hiding her stretch marked belly…not that I think Leighton Meester is hot, but I like whores and since whoring was her strategy to get where she got thanks to her mother’s criminal influence and insight, I guess that makes her hot by default, even when she’s acting like she isn’t some trashy whore who was born in a jail cell that sucked her dick to the fucking top….

BONUS – The Girls Watching Her in Their Bikinis….Cuz Every Girl Deserves a Chance to Appear on this Site…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

28

Jun

Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Daddy’s Moves of the Day

There is nothing hot about this Sam Ronson lookin’ bitch, other than the fact that her gutter white trash father used to fuck the shit out of her growing up, because I’ve seen pictures of homie and I know white trash molesters and they look like him….maybe I’m “racial” profiling, because I like to think white trash from the trailer park are their own breed of human, partially because they are the only culture who like wrestling lawn furniture before trying to punch out their baby growing in their 14 year old daughter that they blame one too many Rum and Cokes for and white trash or not, there’s nothing hot about Kristen Stewart, not even the fact that she was sucking her daddy’s dick at a young age, mainly cuz she looks and acts like a dude…but I just thought the fact she’s showing off her dad’s fingering move that used to get her primed a little awkward and uncomfortable, but I guess if she’s okay with the whole getting molested in the outhouse out back than so am I.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2010

28

Jun

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

The half naked young pussy parade continues…which gives me hope that there will be a revival in celebrity smut…since they grew up on this Internet generation…where not only can they download movies for their iPads like shit was second nature, but also that girls who get naked get noticed. It is chiseled into their core that every bikini picture, panty flash, nipple slip and sex tape helps a bitch stand out from the crowd and gets people talking about them, especially if they aren’t 18, cuz that’s just fucking formula for success, and the fact that they grew up on this means we have fresh meat in what has become a boring field because the old hasn’t been replaced by the new pussy…but that’s gonna happy soon and if you don’t believe me…just look at a recent picture set of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera and Lindsay Lohan to remind you how done they are and get you excited about what’s to come…like this Selena Gomez chick who will rebel against her catholic upbringing to get noticed, but for now who is in a bikini and lookin’ alright for a half naked 17 year old…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Selena Gomez