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2010

28

Jun

Jennifer Loves Eating of the Day

I guess this is as close to pornographic as Jennifer Love Hewitt gets, you know at the bank taking out money cuz that’s the only reason dudes fuck her, I mean that good life and memories of pussy he once jerked off to when she was the fat tits in all those teen movies in the 90s, you know before she became the emotional eating Ghost Whisperer fatness you see here…and I know what you bitches are thinking…cuz I’ve been doing this a long time and I get your hatemail…and that is that she’s not as fat as she was at her fattest….but she’s still fat and fat is fat….and I’m sure some of you are into this shit…and I’m hopin it’s more about seeing her take out money and less about her sloppy body….but that’s not because I care what you like, but because I care about this bitch knowing her self-worth….so there’s no distractions that leaves her standing in front of the mirror thinking she’s still got it.

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Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

28

Jun

Leighton Meester on the Beach of the Day

I guess this is one step up from sitting in her mother’s jail cell she was born in, learning how to suck dick like a fucking bro at a young age on a bed post, because her mother had insight and knew that a girl who can suck dick can go places…places like Hollywood via a Fetish porn career that got her used to the camera before meeting a big exec who happened to have that fetish and spot acting talent that got her where she is today….and unfortunately where she is today is in a fucking one-piece like a new mother hiding her stretch marked belly…not that I think Leighton Meester is hot, but I like whores and since whoring was her strategy to get where she got thanks to her mother’s criminal influence and insight, I guess that makes her hot by default, even when she’s acting like she isn’t some trashy whore who was born in a jail cell that sucked her dick to the fucking top….

BONUS – The Girls Watching Her in Their Bikinis….Cuz Every Girl Deserves a Chance to Appear on this Site…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

28

Jun

Kristen Stewart Shows Off Her Daddy’s Moves of the Day

There is nothing hot about this Sam Ronson lookin’ bitch, other than the fact that her gutter white trash father used to fuck the shit out of her growing up, because I’ve seen pictures of homie and I know white trash molesters and they look like him….maybe I’m “racial” profiling, because I like to think white trash from the trailer park are their own breed of human, partially because they are the only culture who like wrestling lawn furniture before trying to punch out their baby growing in their 14 year old daughter that they blame one too many Rum and Cokes for and white trash or not, there’s nothing hot about Kristen Stewart, not even the fact that she was sucking her daddy’s dick at a young age, mainly cuz she looks and acts like a dude…but I just thought the fact she’s showing off her dad’s fingering move that used to get her primed a little awkward and uncomfortable, but I guess if she’s okay with the whole getting molested in the outhouse out back than so am I.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2010

28

Jun

Selena Gomez in her Bikini of the Day

The half naked young pussy parade continues…which gives me hope that there will be a revival in celebrity smut…since they grew up on this Internet generation…where not only can they download movies for their iPads like shit was second nature, but also that girls who get naked get noticed. It is chiseled into their core that every bikini picture, panty flash, nipple slip and sex tape helps a bitch stand out from the crowd and gets people talking about them, especially if they aren’t 18, cuz that’s just fucking formula for success, and the fact that they grew up on this means we have fresh meat in what has become a boring field because the old hasn’t been replaced by the new pussy…but that’s gonna happy soon and if you don’t believe me…just look at a recent picture set of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Christina Augilera and Lindsay Lohan to remind you how done they are and get you excited about what’s to come…like this Selena Gomez chick who will rebel against her catholic upbringing to get noticed, but for now who is in a bikini and lookin’ alright for a half naked 17 year old…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2010

28

Jun

Taylor Momsen’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50’s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not.

Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty.

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2010

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet went out mid-day….so I went out drinking instead of posting shit everyone else is posting faster that I do…and I met a guy in some grimey fucking bathroom who was taking a piss next to me and insisted and telling me that fucking his brother isn’t gay, it’s incest, like the incest cancels out the homo….and I clenched my asshole and finished off as fast as I could, not so much cuz I’m a homophobe, but because I’m not into incest….especially when it is raping me….

Here are my stepLINKS….have a good weekend…and remember a weekend is only good when your teen daughter, girlfriend, or the bitch you had a one night stand with comes knocking on your door telling you she’s pregnant…

Katy Perry Topless for Esquire
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Guess Whose Mom May do Playboy?
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Cunt Gosselin and Her Back Alley Botox
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Because It’s Friday and I Don’t Want The Pathetic Lonliness of the Weekend To Make You Kill Yourself
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Asian Pole Dancing Video of the Day
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Gotta Love Yoga Sluts
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The 10 Ugliest Athlete Sneakers of All-Time
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The 20 Hottest Tennis Players
(And Yes, They are Female, Fag)
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UK Model Danille From BangBabes Panty Upskirt Flash
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Liz Hurley Has Still Got It, and By It, I Mean Her Massive Rack
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Justina is in the Shower
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Sexy Blondes Are Horny As Hell
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I Can’t Find Anything Wrong With This Picture, Can You?
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I Wanna Be All Over Klara Webster
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Daughters With GUNS – VIDEO
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Yes, It Makes You Gay if You Fuck a Drag Queen, Not That It Would Stop You
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This Little soccer Slut Loves Spain
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Mmmmmmmm Nikita….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Makes Me Weep…In a Good Way
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Sheila Has a Lesbian 4 Way – VIDEO
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Melissa Satta is Playing Volleyball at the Beach
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Cate Blanchette is Hto No Matter What the Occaision
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Katy Perry Topless Anyone?
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Here’s All the Sluts From Twilight
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Selena Gomez in Her Bikini
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Micah is On the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Slut in Swimwear
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Tila Tequila Craziness of the Day
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Check Out Lonnie Waters
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Hottie Gets Naked on the Web Cam, Nuff Said
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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Is Definitely Back
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The 10 Absolute Worst Music Videos Of All Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peaches Geldof Looks Sloppy in a Bikini
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9 Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths
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LADIES! This is How You Work Your Breasts Out
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Adriana Lima For V Magazine in Spain
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Pixar Waster a Lot of Time and Money Making Toy Story, They COuld Have Just Done This – VIDEO
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You Just Gotta Love Amateurs
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Avril Lavigne is Shopping For a Motorcycle, Hopefully She Crashes it and Kills Herself
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Carrie
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7 Pornstar Celebrity Lookalikes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Jun

Ashley Green’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

Everyone’s freaking out about this Ashley Green bitch, so I figured I’d post these boring pictures of her cleavage in her tank top cuz I know at least one of you weirdos is jerking off to these right now and as much as that depresses me, because you should never be able to get off to anything that isn’t naked, otherwise you are on the verge of and as awkward as it is that I some how managed to get involved in your masturbation even if it is not directly involved in it, it’s more than I want to be….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Green

2010

25

Jun

A Bit of Tila Tequila’s Nipple of the Day

When I go too long without seeing Tila Tequila pulling stunts at events to get attention I start wondering what the point of living is…you know I get to thinking real dark thoughts like whether I should end it all and I have a feeling that’s the same feeling Tila Tequila gets everytime she looks in a mirror and realizes that I’m her only fan and everyone else has turned their back on her..

Here is a little of her nipple….

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Posted in:Tila Tequila

2010

25

Jun

Trying to Look Up Helena Christensen’s Skirt of the Day

Once I got over the belief that girls who do sports are dykes out of my head and realized that girls who bike are generally girls too poor to take the bus, like students, hippies and unemployed girls with low expectations, I started noticing them…and since starting noticing them, I realize that any girl in a skirt might as well shouldn’t bother wearing a fucking skirt, cuz shit’s useless, and they are pretty much flashing cunt the entire ride, and most importantly, that sniffing a warm bike seat when the hot bitch you’ve been following parks to get an ice cream, is one of life’s greatest gifts…..


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Posted in:Helena Christenen

2010

25

Jun

Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples of the Day

I know that 90 percent of this bitch is plastic, but as long as she has hard nipples I am ok with that, even if those nipples were after market and made from the fat they pulled out off her thighs, or that they transplanted from some South American mother of 12 who needed some money, it doesn’t matter to me, cuz I am the kind of guy who gets hard when an old lady gets caught in the rain and the nipples on those saggy tits that have seen the world a few times over and by world I mean a lot of semen, get hard…cuz I don’t care what they belong to, I just care that they are there and thanks to Lisa Rinna and her old body, not because she proves that despite all studies, plastic does degrade but because her nipples are hard…and that’s good enough for me…

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Posted in:Lisa Rinna