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2022

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw someone wrote something along the lines of “If you masturbate you are now up for murder charges. I have a few thousand pending.”

So in his defence of abortion, he’s admitted that he’s jerked off a few thousand times, what a degenerate…and really low testosterone motherfucker because real men jerk off a few thousand times a YEAR…and by the looks of that motherfucker….he was pushing 50…..so assuming he jerked off for the first time at 18, since we don’t do underage shit here, despite those 13-18 years being the prime jerk off years where you’d accumulate 25% of your lifetime numbers…but for the sake of argument, this guy’s only jerking off once every 4 days….if he was to jerk off 3000 times in his lifetime….

Is that a life worth living…..

But I guess he’s a weirdo defending abortions hard enough to want to sacrifice his freedom for murder in one of the dumbest arguments for abortion rights, where the prime argument is “humanity fucking sucks, people are so fucking dumb, look at this one idiot who wants to go down for murder charges for jerking off once every four days in his life”…..

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Kara Del Toro and Carmella Rose Play on The Beach!
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Could Deshaun Watson’s Suspension Only Be 4 to 6 Games?
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“The Shining” bartender, Joe Turkel, dead at 94
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A Picture From Zach Wilson’s Mom Lisa’s Birthday Party Has Twitter Trying to Find Her Best Friend
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Gordon Ramsay Shows How To Make The Perfect Steak!
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2022

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Get the fuck outside – it’s summer and tits are out there wanting to be seen, just not when I’m looking I guess…

Every day I walk through the park to look for pussy, I see a different kind of pussy in the form of a SPIKE BALL game, it’s like every park you go to, there is a SPIKE BALL game going on, and you know those easily marketed to idiots are clearly vaccinated retards, but you also know that at least one of them will be topless, because you can’t have a successful bro dow in the park playing an instagram famous game without one of your bros showing off the fruits of his labor in the gym work….

Now, I am not so cynical or such a hater that I really get bothered by everyone being the same NON PAYING CHARACTER, especially when it’s just some assholes havig a good time on the weekend, or not working, since no one seems to work anymore, that’s for suckers and those who do work are consistent assholes while working, just a different entitled era….

I just get mad because this whole every girl is a whore, inclusivity, FREE the NIPPLE should mean that GIRLS would be topless bros playing their instagram game too, but maybe they just leave that for OnlYFans since even no names are making a million a year off that shit.

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Sophie Scott Looking for an Outfit for Her First NASCAR Race
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Booty for Monday
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Florence Pugh’s Viral See Through
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Jessica Alba’s Titty Bounce During a Workout
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Funny Restroom Signs
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Howie Mandell and the Prolapsed Anus
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Bella Hadid for Victoira’s Secret
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Jackson Mahomes Gets Shutdown by Girl at the Bar After He Claims They Hooked Up
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Eva Longoria’s Pants are Off
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Angelina Jolie and Shiloh at an Event Looking Related
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Instant Regrets
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Whale Breeches Out of the Blue
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Hot TromBONER
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How to Achieve your Goal the Japanese Way!
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Padma Lakshmi Posted Throwback Nudes!
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Kliff Kingsbury and His Instagram Model Girlfriend Trade Thirst Traps in Her IG Story
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Lisa Rinna is 59 and Looking Fine!
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Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Topless
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1300 HP Car has a Brake Failure
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Arrested Street Racers in the Back Seat of the Cop Car
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Amy Schumer Buys Moonstruck House
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Natalie Portman at the Thor Event
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Hailey Bieber Bikinis
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Lamar Jackson trolls Ravens with updated Twitter header amid ongoing contract talks
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Camilla Cabello’s Skimpy Beach Bikini Pics
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100 Dollars at the Tree Climbig Fair
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Rolls Royce of the Future
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Topless Ness in the Desert
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Dad Hits Himself at Gender Reveal
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Zach Wilson’s Ex is Dating His Former Best Friend
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Millie Bobbie Brown’s Bikini
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Addison Rae’s Thick Thighs
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Demi Moore Bikinis
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Selena Gomez in a Plaid Outfit
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Nina Agdal at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp Side Tit
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Meg Donnelly in a Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Mesh Dress
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Dildo Vs Wand – a Battle of the Ages
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How To Get Banned from the Military
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Secure the Boobs
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Misfit Memes
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Treadmill Boobs
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Mia is the Hot Reddit Amateur
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PEE TIME
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21 People Having a Shit Day
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Wheel of Misfortune
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Pink Skirt
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Big Ass and Tits
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Slutty Boat Rides
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I HEART SUMMER
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Masturbating girl in lingerie
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Babe and her Sex Machine
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Curly Toy Fucker
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Four Eyes and her Pussy Spread
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POV Styles
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2022

11

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

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A Milly….A Milly…..She’s 18 or older now an I don’t watch Stranger Things, so this is not on of those Emma Watson situations, where a bunch of Harry Potter nerds fully fell in love with her and couldn’t wait until she turned 18 so that they could finally profess their love in a legal way by jerking off to her…..

Because I knew her as a creepy shaved head kid actor on a show I had no interest in and that’s the extent of that…..

So when she turns 18, after being sexualized by OTHER losers since she got her start in the nerd world, I can saw I only sexualized her when she was 18 and even then, I barely sexualized her, because I don’t find her all that hot at all, but when you’re a top star, you don’t need to be hot, the media just propagandizes that you are hot, and the normie NPC mindless retards who need to be told what to think SUBSCRIBE….

I do think that if she’s famous and half naked, I have to get in on that action, since it’s kinda the point of the site…

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2022

11

Jul

Sarah Hyland Skinny Dip of the Day

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Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Dip doesn’t make me think Sarah Hyland is any less creepy of a genetic error as I’ve always felt she was since originally finding out about her….

The double kidney transplant, because even the first kidney she got was like, “Get me out of here, this girl’s freakish”…has been a lot more sexual in the last few years, which I assume is sexual frustration from being with a Gay dude using her for the good celebrity life…..so she does things like talk about sex, masturbation, and walks around with her tits all pushed up, to give the boners, because I guess women are just coded to WANT to be jerked off to, especially the type that work in entertainment and love being on camera, it’s validation, maybe they find it hot for their exhibitionism, maybe now that she’s semi retired since her show is over and she has a pile of money, focusing on basic human instincts becomes easier and a way to unwind during said retirement, maybe she’s just indoctrinated by all the internet porn and either wants to be in on it, or is just dripping horny all day and can never find that release….

You see, I don’t know her, I just know a bare ass in a pool would have been a huge deal for a big celeb like her to do 10 years ago, but nowadays, it’s like “Where’s the butt plug, where’s the gape”….FOLLOW HOWIE MANDELL’s LEAD AND SHOW US THE PORLAPSE…

But whether you find her a creature from the science lap, bred with primordial dwarfism genes in the DISNEY lab or not, she is still a huge star with her bare ass out underwater and that’s a start…

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2022

11

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Whenever I walk by a MILF, or a pregnant chick, as I do all the time now, since apparently NOT ALL WOMEN abort their babies, I am sure a lot have realized keeping the kid, albeit responsibility can be lucrative if the sperm involved is rich, so why not rook a motherfucker with your cunt, by breeding with him whether he likes it or not…and it really doesn’t only apply to rich people…there are countless ladies out there trying to get knocked up to manipulate or hook in a motherfucker…even if he’s broke….LOVE…makes people do crazy things…

But yeah, whenever I walk by a mom or a soon to be mom, I say, usually under my breath “I know where you like to be cummed”….or “someone swallowed a load with her cunt”….you know things like that to remind me that not only has she had sex, but she’s been cummed in, and I always wonder if it was because she had a creampie fetish, as this generation does, you know with demands like “Cum in my fuck hole so I feel it dripping out of me all day”…..with a “give me a fucking baby you incel fuck”….you know looking for intimacy while not scared of AIDS, or is it an accident they kept..you know like all those RAPE abortions they talk about when defending abortions…..

The point is, these are self proclaimed MILFs, some could just be old bitches faking the whole being irresponsible get naked moms,, so they likely didn’t have the abortions, but most certainly were busted inside and are now showing off how that affects their overall ROTTING and to some people with mommy issues, it’s a fetish….

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2022

11

Jul

Emma Roberts Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts posted a few bikini pics the OTHER DAY that I celebrated by calling her a nepotism hire, which I assume she is but that I don’t really care about, because she brings joy to any show she’s been in that I’ve seen, and I would, which is VERY hard for me to admit, ALMOST, but barely, call myself a fan.

Now my version of Fan Boy is typically hating the celeb less than I hate other celebs while liking their tits more than I like other celebs, and unfortunately, their performances in shows they are on impact that….which by default means I think positively of acting performances and that is something I never want to admit, or never want to experience, or never want to be….it’s far more rewarding to just hate on every aspect of these spoiled brat lives….but some slip through the cracks….

So mom Roberts, being busy doing mom shit, like playing the MILF by the pool, seems to be into her body, cuz she keeps posting it, maybe on the prowl for some cock, or on the prowl to piss off some cock that has fucked her over, you can never really tell the motivation of a woman, especially a crazy spoiled one like this, who I believe got arrested for domestic abuse, but that just makes her more passionate, fiery and crazy..so I never hold a prior against a woman, if anything, it’s an aphrodisiac, some FOREPLAY….feisty and unstable makes for fun to be smothered by while they rage fuck your face with their vaginas as they cry or bang their heads against the wall before taking a huge shit on your chest..you know unpredictable.

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2022

11

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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So every vaccinated person I know, which is about 99 percent of people I know, which is shocking when I think about it, because I thought I filtered the people I know better, you know being a reclusive piece of shit who hates everyone, rarely lets garbage slip through the cracks, but proven by their mindless acceptance of doing what the internet told them to do, makes me realize I was wrong about them, even the ones forced into it, even if their intentions were good, even if they weren’t on the script that the unvaccinated were plague rats…I can’t feel sorry for them when they die unfortunate premature deaths like every animal in the trials that weren’t completed when everyone lined up to get culled.

So yeah, they all have COVID now, some for the third or fourth time, in the middle of summer, so whether you believe in COVID or not, the medical workers may be presented to us as heroes again, but none quite as good of a hero as these medical workers who get naked for money as a side hustle, far better than working the coffee shop or volunteering with poor sick kids, or going to third world countries to administer vaccines that you think are saving them..why bother when you can take nudes from work, not get fired and up sell them to losers who are either turned on by the health care worker’s willingness to help people, or the fact that health care workers should be caring for people’s health, and ot in a how many times they cum in a day way.

I find it bold, I find it germ filled, I find it exciting that they’ve found alternatives to pay the bills, especially after those who weren’t vaccinated were villainized……it’s about as rock and roll as you get in this era of cutting off your dick and calling yourself a woman being the most rock and roll thing you can do, even if it is not.

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2022

11

Jul

Michelle Monaghan Upskirt of the Day

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I still don’t know who Michelle Monaghen is, but she sure seems old, just not old enough to realize she’s too old to be posting panty flashing skirts, probably because of all the positive feedback she gets from her weirdo fans who think, or still think she’s their dream girl or the hottest celebrity out there.

You know the Michelle Monaghen fan who thinks she’s the hottest celeb to exist actually exists, because I think Rebecca Hall is the hottest celebrity out there, and she looks like Popeye’s Olive Oyl or Shelly Duvall who are both not hot, so that makes her one of those celebs that is not cast for being hot, so rationally, you’d think NO ONE thinks she’s the hottest celeb, yet here I am, some titty blogger with a dying site, thinking she’s the hottest celeb out there, out of ALL the celebs who are out there, rationally, she’s not the hottest, but yet here I am jerking off to her in spirit.

The point is, Michelle Monaghan, who I always wrongfully call the girl from LOST, is showing her panties at 46 like some kind of exhibitionist pervert wanting to be jacked off to by her fans like the old days, and the fact she’s doing such low level shamelessness, may be hot to you, even if it’s not hot to me….

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2022

11

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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We live in an era where they are trying to make men capable of breast feeding, you know with the right hormones in place, it is actually possible, so all those pregnant dad’s out there, can give their non pregnant penis owning wives a shot at being the woman in the family, since they cut their tits off.

It’s pretty funny when you hear of trans female, which I guess is a dude who lives life as a lady, marrying a trans male, which is a lady who lives out as a dude, which I guess makes total fucking sense, because they want the traditional straight relationship, they just want to be the opposite character in this RPG called LIFE…

But yeah, the SCIENCE, TRUST THE SCIENCE, because SCIENCE isn’t a catch all word for some things that are totally psychotic..

I am going to assume that these tits are lady tits, doing what they were designed to do, their functional, biological, medical purpose that you can luckily jack off to when they pull the tit out in public to please their hungry baby, or to impress dudes at the bar when they don’t believe them when they say they are moms….”Oh Yeah, LOOK AT THIS PARTY TRICK”…

I used to hate milky tits, besides the public nudity it consistently brought, I remember one afternoon seeing dozens of milky tits….and this was EARLY internet days where tits weren’t everywhere and we weren’t desensitized….it was probably the most important day of my life, at least at the time….

I am more open to milky tits, since the ladies my age all have rank, rancid, dried up evaporated, powered milk tits….so a little “I can sell this to body builders and make ICE CREAM or KEFIR out of it”….is a good thing…..especially during FOOD shortages…..find yourself a self sufficient bitch to help nourish the compound….DREAMY….

So get your MILK TITTY SWOLE ON….