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2010

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve spent the majority of the day mourning the death of Corey Haim. He was a real success in terms of showing the world how much Hollywood can rape your soul and lead you to serious addiction that leads you to blowing all your money and ending up in a one room apartment in Montreal rolling cigarettes out of butts you find, or convincing some of your new friends to buy you a slushie/slurpie because you haven’t eaten in 4 days, and byt mourning his death I mean negotiating with various people to get / trade nude pics of local girls, like bartenders and party girls from the neighborhood….it wasn’t a success…because despite knowing all girls are whores with nude pictures, I haven’t mastered the art of getting them to share those pics with me….I have no game but I do have stepLINKS and here they are….

Whitney Port’s in a Bikini – I Guess Her Useless Body Has Found a Purpose
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Lady Gaga Parody of the Day
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Get Laid, It Pays
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100 Pictures Of Hot Girls Tailgating
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Sandra Lee is a Stupid Cunt and I Hate Her – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Downblouse
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The 9 Hottest Chilean Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hilary Swank is Looking Bangable
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The Top 10 Stoned Birthday Dog Photoshops
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Lesbian Titty Suck
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Burrito the Golfing Dog is More Talented Than You Or I
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Marisa Miller is Always Easy On The Eyes
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The 20 Biggest Athlete Sex Scandals
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DIY Gone Wrong – GALLERY
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Beyonce’s Dereon Ads Are Hot – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis May Have Pooped Her Pants
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Nikki and Louisa video
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Some Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Day is Made Easier With This Hot Latina
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Dear Mattel, I’ll Take Your Entire Stock Of Anderson Cooper Dolls
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Rachel Bilson is Cute and Casual
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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More on That Old Cunt Who Pulled a Kanye At The Oscars
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Taylor Momsen is Such a Whore in the Making
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Valentina Takes Everything Off
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Gotta Love Pranking a Girlfriend
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Yeah I’d Bang America Ferrera
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Reby Sky is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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8 People You’ll Meet On the Elevator
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Once In A Lifetime Goddess Rubs Herself All Over
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Fuck I Love Zoe Zaldana
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Now THIS is a Music VIDEO
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Anna Kournikova’s Legs Go On Forever
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

SOme Girl and Her Tits Take Pics of Themselves
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A Young GIrl and Her TITs Take Pics of Her Tits
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Follow Me, It’s Not The First or Last Thing You Will Ever Regret Doing
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Posted in:stepLINS

2010

10

Mar

Cheryl Cole and her Hot Tattoo Performs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole playing a gay sailer on a gay cruise in some strategic see-through shirt that doubles as underwear for people on a budget who can only afford a shirt or a pair of panties but not both, but that makes seeing her trashy tits impossible.

Luckily, we can see her shitty prison tattoos and I really like the music note on the shit, it’s a nice touch, you know, almost making this performance believable, and the rose, my god the rose, is this chick serious..I couldn’t even write this shit in a stage performance I’ve been working on, where I channel a teenage runaway with a dream of being a singer who ends up a stripper 40 years after life wronged her, because a tattoo like this would just be too fucking obvious….

These pics coulda been better but they are good enough….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Outfit|Performs

2010

10

Mar

Real Housewife of New York Hard Nipples of the Day

Seeing hard nipples on a middle-aged gold digging women who is out on her own making it for herself is a lot more fun in person. It’s part of the reason I started volunteering at the YMCA years ago before getting fired for a mishap in the lady’s locker room but the good news is – I’ll always have the park bench where all these career woman with insane bodies go jogging by….and I guess these pictures of some useless fame whore with a Moroccan name who isn’t Moroccan but her money is that I’ve never heard of…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bensimon|Jog|Nipples|Real Housewife

2010

10

Mar

Cameron Diaz Peeping of the Day

I’ve always been down for a little Cameron Diaz peeping. Sure she’s not the typical dirtbag whore I am actually into exchanging fluids with for very little money, but there’s just something about her that I think is amazing and it’s not that she comes across as the girl who would take a picture of her shit to show you in excitement, or the fact that she probably watches sports and farts, it’s got more to do with tall, long celebrity legs, so when I first saw these pictures I thought she was in some dominatrix shit, but then I realized she wasn’t, and now I am bored, so it’s time to move on.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Peeping

2010

10

Mar

Megan Fox Ass for Harper’s Bazaar isn’t Megan Fox of the Day

I may hate Megan Fox and her constant bullshit trying to stay in the limelight for as long as possible because she knows she’s replaceable, and nothing but the next Jessica Alba, you know the girl everyone wants to fuck, who never shows her fucking tits or pussy, because it makes guys want her harder and because she pretends she’s wholesome, even though she’s really nothing but a loser with shitty tattoos, a shitty boyfriend, who seems pretty shitty to hang around, but who takes every opportunity to be sexually suggestive as possible….but I definitely like her ass.

Here it is in Harper’s Bazaar….and it turns out it isn’t Megan Fox but some other model…and really what difference does it make…

Posted in:Ass|Harpers Bazaar|Megan Fox

2010

10

Mar

Coco’s Naked Ass on Twitter of the Day

Coco is ridiculous stripper ass who must have some serious dirt on Ice-T, like shit that can ruin his career, or maybe get him arrested or killed, because that’s the only reason I can assume he took her off the stripper pole and after work escorting and married her, marketed her….or maybe he is just a pervert who didn’t want to share his whore with other people, he wanted her all for himself. but like any dude who likes showing off his shit, in a way to say he’s really made it and he’s better than us, even though I find Coco fucking vile and disgusting, he makes her show off for her low level fans, because let’s face it she’s pretty fucking useless in the grand scheme of things….and here is a naked pic of her on her tanning bed that she posted on twitter… classy girls from the gutter who were probably molested or abused, like I like ’em.

Posted in:Coco|Fat Ass

2010

10

Mar

Howard Stern vs Precious of the Day

I just heard this Howard Stern vs Precious rant and found it pretty accurate. She looks like a cartoon character and when Oprah said she is going to be around for a long lasting career, I laughed because I knew she was going to die in the next 5 years if she doesn’t get her shit together. It really just proves that anyone can be an actor and sure she played a fat, black, retarded chick but how many more fat, black, retarded chicks are there out there…The pretty much had to nominate her for an Academy Award out of sympathy for her like some make a wish foundation shit…and if she won it would have been the biggest joke on Hollywood, whether she deserved it or not, there’s just no one they could embrace giving someone with no skill at acting the best acting award against all these bitches who have been doing this for decades and think it’s a legitimate art form…and now hollywood has just inflated another ego, only to take it away, for them to turn to drugs and alcohol to self-medicate before Corey Haiming themselves….RIP Precious….

Anyway, there’s nothing hot about Precious, her heart disease or body like my wife, who has spent half a century with an eating disorder and emotional distress getting to her size, but there is something hot about Oprah on a Lesbian Date with Gale….so here are some pictures of Oprah showing off her big fat ass I want to cum inside….but not because I find Oprah hot, but because Oprah is fucking God….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Howard Stern|Precious

2010

10

Mar

Katie Price Scratching Her Dirty Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Katie Price scratching her ass because when you’re a dirty little whore you get itchy in your fuckholes…sometimes it’s a yeast infection, other times it’s not a proper wipe, sometimes its even just irritation from shaving, waxing, bleaching her anus, but most of the time it’s just poor fucking hygiene and wart she can tribute to being a dirty little whore who made her career being a dirty little whore…not that that’s a surprise to any of you, since we all know you gotta suck dick to afford her lavish lifestyle, and the dick it seems like she’s gonna be getting surgically applied so that she can really be a tranny, instead of just looking like one…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Katie Price|Scratch

2010

10

Mar

Grace Jones Needs to Shave her Pussy of the Day

Nothing says disgusting like an 61 year old woman with no pants on, the kin of woman who should be wearing pants, no matter how long her legs may still be, especially when she didn’t take the fucking time to shave the shit down, because bush was what mattered back when she relevant, and showing off her stubbly bikini line seems to matter today, but not in a good way….

These pictures are a few days old, you may have seen them, but after the whole Mo’Nique no shaving business, I couldn’t really process the shit until today….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini Line|Grace Jones

2010

10

Mar

Sad Peeping Tom Story of the Day

It’s always sad when someone gets caught in his craft, especially when his craft is being a Peeping Tom, something that requires some skill and some balls cuz it’s illegal…

Let’s face it, these dykes should be happy a dude was willing to peep on them and I really feel for the Peeping Tom, he’s gonna be depressed and embarassed about this for the rest of his life, cuz as a Peeping Tom, I know you only like to get caught for the girls who are really worth getting caught for. You know like the celebrity girls, or the girl who you see walking her dog everyday who you need to follow home to see naked cuz you just can’t take it anymore, not the filler girls you peep on on because you’ve got nothing better to, you know the practice peeps, he should really be ashameed of himself….

Posted in:Peeping Tom