I am all for helping out family to get ahead. You know really milking the industry that you have been a huge success in from all angles. Calling on friends and promising to do more business with them if they hook up your neice, daughter, neighbor, whatever. That’s all part of the reason the rich get richer and we all just stay the fucking same. I really don’t blame them for my fate, or the life I live and I’m not even bitter than this bitch is working as a model when she would be better suited to do porn. I just hope there aren’t too many of these family member approved aspiring models who have faces only a family member could love, because as a member of the public, I prefer my models to be hot and half naked….
Some bitches suck, other’s bite and some just lay there and do nothing because you’ve drugged them and that’s why you are having your way with them…I like to think of my stepLINKS as if they were my sex slave that does a little bit of all those things…and in the end you’re going to cum regardless of whether they are there or not….but that could just be a sign of me spending too much time on the computer and that’s why I need to get off the couch and stare at girls on the bus during rush hour, so stepLINKS are early today.
I wish a hard nippled could get me hard, but even when it is on the hottest bitch, it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t think it’s got anything to do with me being a fag, but more to do with being desensitized. See, when I was 16 this shit on one of the girls in my class was enough to make me cum, maybe it was cuz they were 16 and I’m into that demographic, but I doubt that’s got anything to do with finding shit boring now.
I need my pussy doin’ puppet shoes and circus tricks, but I do know that Charlize Theron is always hot, even in that movie Monster. She is the reason I want to get Aids in South Africa.
Here’s another really insignificant bitch in her bikini in St Barths, only this time we’ve got one named Mia Frye, she’s scary looking, like some kind of Voodoo princess that sneaks into my nightmares to cast Voodoo spells on me.
Her mother was a model, she was born in America and grew up in France and the peak of her career was a dancer in the movie “The Black Dahlia”.
I like to think she is the reason John Mayer told Playboy that his dick is a White Supremacist and only sticks it to white girls, like most white dudes who are scared fo the ethnic smells and tastes coupled with crazy black chick attitude and I’ve never been that discriminating, vagina of any color is vagina…
Johnny Depp’s french popstar wife who is now almost 40 was at an event and she wore a dress that had a window into her soul, and by soul I mean her cleavage with a little nipple showing, and by window I mean some see through fabric, and that’s really all I have to say about this, other than I think it’d be nice if girls started wearing lace/sheer cut out windows in their pants, so that we know what kind of pussy they are rocking, but my fashion trends never seem to stick….
Either way, if you like her, you can google her and find nude pics….she’s from France, it’s kinda what they do….
If you are wondering what happened to “Girl in Street” from Roxeanne or “Drunken Girl” from Species, then you’ll be happy to know she’s flaunting her ugly ass on the beaches for St Barth, proving that having an insignificant career in Hollywood still makes her enough money to have a more fullfilling life of luxury than we ever will….so these pictures are more depressing than I initially thought they were….
Ivana Trump is pretty fucking daring to put her menopausal ass in a bikini. Maybe she’s just excited she can get wet by jumping into the ocean instead of using a vat of KY Jelly for a change, but what the fuck do I know, other than that there comes a time in every woman’s life, no matter how hot she was in her past, or how rich she is, making her capable of paying off young dudes to give her to give her their cock….giving her the illusion she’s still got it…that she should not be allowed in a two piece….I figure at a certain age a bitch needs to remember she has no sex appeal even if she still has sex. It is only fair for the rest of us who have to look at this mess….
These kids are pretty fucking amazing. I love their punk attitude and how they think the whole thing is a fucking joke, because it is a fucking joke, not that I know what they did wrong, but it can’t be anything too seriously, it is just them wasting the resources of their local police force, who arrested them, making a bigger deal out of the shit than necessary and it ended up landing them on TV where they had the opportunity to say shit like “Kids Stay in School” and “I love Angelina Jolie”. I hope these fuckers get their own show, far more interesting than The Hills.
I downloaded this pictures thinking that Lake Bell was Catherine Bell and that this silver top was some kind of lingerie she was wearing out in public, but instead it was some bitch I had never heard of with a wonky face, not tits, and nipples that weren’t poking out of what looked like it could have been a hot outfit. She tricked me. I have a feeling she did it on purpose.
On a sidenote, there comes a time in every internet loser’s life, where they start thinking they have relationships with the pictures on their screen, it’s not just me, it’s all of us….cuz the computer grabs you and steals your fucking soul and makes you forget about everything else going on around you. Scary fucking brainwashing shit….now click my ads.
I get that a bitch needs to make a living. I also get that a bitch doesn’t want to only be known as the bitch who gets half naked. I get that she may feel objectified being a body in a bikini or panties and feels the need to legitimize herself as a body who also wears clothes. It’s like pornstars who also strip who don’t want people to think they only fuck for money, they also have the art of striptease, you know where they usually started out before going labia out and who just didn’t give it all up for free…but what these idiots don’t understand is that we don’t care what you used to do, or that there was a time when you were just a regular model or a regular stripper, we care about you strictly because we jerk off to you, so doing this is just like a spit in all of our faces.
