Here’s an interesting concept that I think has more to do with Arabs being horny sexually deprived fucks than martyrs wanting to take down America, because with this concept of terrorism, they’ll get to see what’s under the burka. See, I know and like a lot of Arab people, I am not a brainwashed American hater, but these fundamentalists are the kind of guys who fuck goats in the field together because they can’t jerk off or fuck women, so it would only be natural that they do something like this.
That said, people like Katie Price have been terrrorizing us with her tits for years, let’s hope airport security locks the bitch up. Word.
I just decided I’m going to end each post with “Word.”, we’ll see how long that lasts….
Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.
Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.
That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….
Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover GO
Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded GO
SI Swimsuit edition had a launch party and a whole lot of nameless girls with insane bodies who I want to fuck showed up because they are either in the magazine half naked, or they want to be, and it looked like a good place to jerk off in the corner, but unfortunately, I wasn’t invited because I am irrelevant, fueling my serious need to quit the internet and find a way to live my life on a beach….this site is totally unrewarding…and this party does a good job reminding me what I’m missing out on. Assholes.
If you are wondering how girls who have taken an insane amount of loads on their faces age, it’s not really pleasant. But in defense of guys who like cumming on girl’s faces, the cumming on Jenna Jameson’s got nothing to do with her looking like a fucking monster. The psychological damage that lead her to getting guys to cum on her face for money on camera over the course of her career in porn is probably the reason she looks like a fucking monster. You know medicating with drugs, alcohol, plastic surgery, abusive relationships and all those good things that come with being a porn bitch….
Here is a picture of Heidi Klum’s ass to remind those of you who have wives or baby mommas who got fat after the pregnancy and blamed the pregnancy that your woman is full of shit and just fucking lazy.
Realize that she’s been waiting for an excuse to sit around and eat all day for her entire life and knew that once she locked a dude down and got knocked up she could finally stop ordering the fucking salads and starving herself and eat the extra cheese pizza, fries and everything else she’s been depriving herself in trying to stay desirable enough to lock a sucker down.
Seriously, Heidi Klum has a great fucking ass, she’s middle aged and has an army of half African kids with Seal, a black man who would still love her if she was 250 lbs, and she manages to look like this. It is amazing and a reminder that everyday girls suck.
I always laugh when I watch Intervention because I find drug addiction a fucking joke. I also love drug addicted prostitutes who fuck their sons and lick their assholes and have disgusting bodies because they are affordable and a lot of fun.
The only thing I hate about this is the dude behind the camera, dude needs to hire someone who is actually funny to make his videos for him. I’ve been interviewing whores for more than a decade and I get way more solid fucking shit, I just don’t have a video camera and really I like keeping it between me and the girls, cuz exploiting these already damaged people just isn’t as fun or even as funny and takes pretty much no fucking skill or intelligence to make happen. It’s pretty much everywhere, just bring out your camera…..
But you’ll probably get a kick out of this…and no respect goes out to the idiots who would brand their logo on this shit like it’s some kind of exclusive.
Maybe the money they make off this video should be donated to help these women get out of the gutter.
Maybe I was a little too quick to judge when I said that Ivana Trump is a delusional rich woman who surrounds herself by people who make her feel as good as her bank account looks. I figured that she’s had 10 marriages that all this young wallet fucking cock and in turn makes her feel beautiful and desirable like she did when she was just a Swedish ski instructor in Canada, but based on these pictures of her and her man, it looks like that as her vagina dried up, and the KY Jelly just didn’t feel the same, she was lookin’ more for someone she can eat with than someone who can make her dead vagina cum.
I am sure I wasn’t the only unemployed loser who would to rent movies based on nudity. I am sure I am not the only person who stumbled upon Doom Generation back in 1995. A romantic movie about a dude that gets his dick chopped off by Neo-Nazi’s with a whole lot of young, hot, Rose McGowan tit that I fell in love with. Or maybe I was, but by now you’ve probably all jerked off to the shit at least once….sure there was a time when she was banging Marilyn Manson, which I don’t hold against her cuz we’re all allowed to have “Fake Dark for the sake of Marketing” / goth times in our lives, and I was a fan of Paul from the Wonder Years and I’d groupie his ass too and there were also times she was in Montreal visiting family that I’d wander the streets trying to find her but ending up pissed drunk passed out in a snowbank instead, but for some reason I feel like we’ve got some kind of bond because of those nights, even if she doesn’t know I exist and for that I am going to celebrate her today….
I guess Kimmy Stewart’s half minute of fame from being Rod Stewart’s neglected daughter with a drug addiction is officially over, because the paparazzi listed this picture of this fucking battered looking girl with Sean Stewart as her,but then again I guess these could be of her, because they are the experts and I don’t really remember what she looks like, I kinda feel like Rod Stewart when he was reunitied with her after 10 years of neglecting her, rockin’ the globe and fucking models, having orgies, making millions of women wet in their panties while making millions, instead of teaching her how to ride a bike, or giving her advice about boys, or whatever it is that dad’s do when they aren’t stepfather’s who play bikini fashion show….like me…
Either way, if it is her, she looks horrible and her brother is a little “too close to her” and if it isn’t her then Sean Stewart’s gotta learn how to spend his daddy’s money better, and he can start by seducing fresh faced hot bitches who fantasize about the lifestyle he can offer them. This monster is a disgrace to being a male socialite.
Here’s an old version of Ginger Spice. You know what a digitial artist does for kidnapped kids so that we know what little Tommy who was taken in 1979 would look like today, only the real life version.
I’m not sure why, but whatever it is that she is wearing reminds me of somehting a haggard, chain smoking, down on her luck single mother would wear to work at the local 1950’s inspired adult themed diner in the industrial part of town, where truckers go for burgers and the daily spaghetti special, a job and fate I think most people can agree was better suited for her, before luck and no gag reflex seriously changed her destiny….
