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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Feb

Pornhub Video Contest of the Day

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I figure you broke ass motherfuckers could take advantage of this contest and make your broke ass motheruckers some money.

All you need to do is write Pornhub somewhere in a video that doesn’t have to be sexual, or have nudity, or be pornographic, so you don’t need to recruit the women you are already scared to talk to and if you get the most views, you are elegible to win 10,000 dollars.

You know 10,000 dollars is a lot of money you can use on pussy, strippers, gambling, drugs, booze, even a vacation, so you can write it on your chest in peanut butter and have your dog lick it off you, or you can write it on the sex doll you made out of old towels, newspaper, cold cuts and a picture of your favorite celebrity and become rich enough to spend 10,000 dollars on something you’ve always wanted.

Here’s the press release that just landed in my inbox and realize how much I do for you, you’re lucky to have me, cuz no one else cares..and I really think you should enter videos for free just based on the fact that you have obviously used their site to jerk off before…..

As a fan of your site we thought you and your readers will be interested in our upcoming contest. Pornhub is about to launch its first online video contest: Pornhub Fever, where we will be giving out $15 000 USD in cash prizes.

Yes, we’re an adult site. But video entries DO NOT have to be adult in nature. We are looking for fun and unique videos. They can range from reciting Shakespeare to singing Baby Got Back in acappella while dancing in a camel costume. As long as the Pornhub insignia is visible in the video we will accept it.

For webmasters, this means that your readers could upload videos about your site. Maybe they’re giving a review or reading directly from your site. It’s up to you and your readers what content to upload.

This is a worldwide contest and the amount of traffic and views checking out the videos will be staggering. Winning videos will be displayed on the front page of Pornhub.com with a guaranteed exposure of over 250 000 viewers.

Voting begins February 24, 2010. Each week for five weeks cash gifts totaling $1 000 USD are given to the winners.

1st: $600 USD
2nd $250 USD
3rd $100 USD
4th $50 USD
5th: A Pornhub t-shirt

1st and 2nd place winners will not be eligible for subsequent weekly votes. The grand prize of $10,000 USD is held between the top two winners of each week. The contest ends April 7, 2010.

Whether you’re interested in added exposure or want to compete in the contest yourself, it’s your call.
To find out more about Pornhub Fever: http://contest.Pornhub.com

Should you have any questions or comments, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

The Pornhub Team

SO START SENDING IN YOUR VIDEOS NOW AND YOU CAN WIN!!!
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Posted in:Pornhub Video Contest

2010

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010 Video of the Day

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The SI Swimsuit 2010 Edition is hitting or has hit and I have loved these hot bitches in their bikinis they take pictures of since the 80s. Seriously, I’ve loved how insecure they’ve made other girls, I’ve loved the masturbation material, I love the fact that they would show a little nipple in a time before the internet, and I love that it has been free. I’ve never cared for sports or SI, but every year they come around and make it worth picking their garbage magazine up in the store…real basic but genius marketing like Victoria’s Secret…and I don’t care about promoting it, if anything they make it impossible for me to not promote it.

Here are two more models I want to fuck in video.

And Here’s Bar Refaeli’s Video….cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….

Posted in:Ana Ivanovic|Bar Refaeli|Sports Illustrated 2010

2010

Feb

Dave Navarro and his Teenage Groupie of the Day

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I guess Dave Navarro gave up on teenage groupies and decided to stick it to some 28 year old communist immigrant dancer. The funny thing about immigrants is how they dress when they come here. It’s like they try to fit in so they follow their idea of what is popular, like in Izabelle Miko’s case, Avril Lavigne. So bitch goes off and does the stupid “Punk” streak and jumps on the first semi-famous dick she can find, which lucky for Navarro is him, because I’ve fucked dancers before, and it’s pretty next level, and they weren’t even immigrants trying to lock me down for citizenship, but were girls I either paid or got drnk enough to no say no. Their strong legs and flexibility is hard to fucking beat…it’s so good it makes you forget the bitch is using you to get noticed because she was in Coyote Ugly in 2000, back when she thought it was her big break and since then no one knows or remembers her, so the first ready and willing motherfuckin’ sex addict with any level of celebrity comes along, she jumps at the opportunity, cuz communist girls know to jump when the opportunity presents itself…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dave Navarro|Groupie|Teen

2010

Feb

Kelly Clarkson is Lookin’ Good of the Day

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I hear Kelly Clarkson gives a much better performance if they rub her mic in bacon fat. Shit drives her fucking bananas and she knows she can’t just run off stage in the middle of a show to pig the fuck out, so she gives it as hard as she can, jacked on pheromones from the smell of her one true love, knowing that if she just makes it thru the next hour, she’ll be in her hotel room bath eating her way thru life in no time. Seriously, at this size, it’s safe to say her love songs are about food, eating and sitting on her fat ass. Either way, it’s always nice to see girls you may have jerked off to become seriously fat chicks, not that you’ve ever jerked off to her, but I’m thinking at least one of you has, cuz I’ve always thought she was disgusting but the hate mail I get about her seems to make me think other people don’t….maybe because she’s the first American Idol representing America with her pant size.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Clarkson

2010

Feb

Taylor Wane Has Stupid Old Porn Tits of the Day

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I have a thing for seriously weathered retired pornstars with stupid fucking tits, but only when they are out in public pretending they are almost normal, except for their really stupid fucking tits, when you can just go home and google their name to see some of their porn work , because I was in line earlier today behind the hottest 19 year old ass I have seen in a long fucking time, I wish I coulda gone home and googled her name to see her in action. It’s like all girls should have a fucking profile of their nude pics, dick sucking videos, and fucking videos, because all girls are doing it, why the fuck can’t I be in on it, even just as a voyeur, especially since getting that pussy to give me what I want will never happen since I am a married homeless looking man 19 year olds don’t really get naked for…so if she had any decency, the bitch would follow Taylor Wane’s lead and get a catalog of her nakedness online….cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Taylor Wane|Tits

2010

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Cummed Up Face at Some Event of the Day

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As an HIV Positive man, Lady Gaga takes AIDS charities pretty fucking seriously. So seriously that she decided to do an “Artist” rendition of what I guess is either AIDS Lesions, or taking it on your face instead of taking it in your asshole, as it may still give you AIDS but it is a hell of a lot more fun and maybe even less risky…or maybe she’s just trying to get every motherfucker turned off enough to never have sex again by walking around in fucking panties and the only question this really brings up to me is: Why don’t these parties and events have dress-codes for the celebrities who attend, cuz I know if I showed up half naked covered in cum, they’d probably escort me out, even if I had fucking tickets….I guess life is unfair….

Some Other Bitches at the Amfar event dressed slutty, cuz I guess AIDS makes bitches wet, ready and willing to give all the HIV positive men something to jerk off to cuz they aren’t gonna give it up, or maybe they are AIDS fetishist, you know the kind of weirdo who fantasizes about sleeping with an HIV positive man, and really who cares….

Doutzen Kroes Titty

The Bitch from Alien and Avatar with the stupid name in a See Thru

Eliza Dushku Inter-Racial Couple Representing by Reenacting the Africa HIV Pandemic…

Some other bitch showing off bra….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Face|Lady Gaga

2010

Feb

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is Porn to Me of the Day

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Sure, Elizaebeth looks a little bit like a clown or monster coming to steal your babies, but there’s something about her, that probably has something to do with me falling in love with her when she was a shoe designer for Adidas on Survivor, because seeing bitches weak, starving and willing to do anything for a cracker, I get excited enough to watch her on TV as often as my neighbor lets me sit on his couch, which is at least 2 times a week and bitch drives me crazy. She’s got a sick body for a mom of 3, her views on the world are nice, wholesome and white bread, despite the world knowing to get knocked up with 3 kids, it takes some dirty sex with your pro football husband. It’s like she’s the grown up version of the popular, clean, wholesome ,hot girl at school with a panty-on rule, and I fucking love it….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Elizabeth Hasselbeck|Sexy

2010

Feb

Whitney Port Skinny Legs of the Day

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I like skinny bitches as much as the next guy who is stuck with a fat fucking wife for the last 10 years of his life, where seeing her take a bite out of any food, even apples and oranges makes you want to throw the fuck up and sure Whitney Port will be forgotten in the next year when The Hills is finally put to rest, and I know she isn’t hot, but skinny daddy long legs like this will come in handy for her when she’s either working the pole to pay her rent, or working some rich dude’s pole to maintain her lifestyle as the Hollywood nobody she’s become….both require the same level of prostituting herself, which lucky for her takes less prostituting than it took to attach herself to The Hills….or what I like to call The Peak of Her Career and Celebrity.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Whitney Port

2010

Feb

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrerra is the Stupid Couple of the Day

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I always said Audrina was fucking ugly and now you know.

It turns out she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s totally irrelevant ex-boyfriend clown in red pants named Ryan Cabrerra, who I don’t think has ever done or accomplished anything, a reason I can only assume Audrina fell for because she could relate to it, since she hasn’t done anything or accomplished anything either, not that I think she has enough depth to even understand that their connection is based on them both being totally fucking useless, but maybe she us knowing why they are perfect is enough and does and just doesn’t realize it. Matters of the heart motherfuckers don’t always make sense.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Ryan Cabrerra|Stupid Couple

2010

Feb

Katy Perry’s Shitty Body of the Day

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Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet…

Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Shitty Body|Ugly