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2010

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last hour fighting with a Columbian who worked at the front desk of a 5 star hotel about whether I may or may not have accidentally walked into and accidentally ended up in the swimming pool area where I accidentally sat on the sidelines accidentally watching hot rich business women doing their afternoon workout session before I accidentally ended up in the gym where I accidentally watched other women in tight pants jogging and doing squats before accidentally walking into the women’s locker room thinking it was the men’s locker room…..It’s an honest fucking mistake and he just didn’t seem to get how it could happen, luckily cops weren’t called, we can all go back to normal life, but apparently making cocaine jokes to Columbians is like making Nazi jokes to Germans and doesn’t make them want to help you get out of your “misunderstanding”….


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Here are my steplinks

Heidi Montag May Be Losing Her Fucking Mind…
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Brittany Murpheys Death May Have Been a Direct Result of Not Being Cast in Happy Feet 2….Wait, What?
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Who is Carrie Amstutz? I Don’t Know, But Her Body is Rockin
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Rihanna Does Redemption Song Badly on Oprah Dressed Like Gaga
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Close Up Pics Of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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If You Thought Electric Guitars Were Already Electric, Think Again – VIDEO
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The Best Video Game Scenes in Movies Ever
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Because If You Don’t Have Your Own Slut In Your Life, a Loaner Will Have to Do
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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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Venus Williams Upskirt on the Tennis Court
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Who The Fuck in Their Right Min Would Marry Tara Reid
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The Haiti Telethon People Don’t Want Kanye West and I Don’t Fucking Blame Them
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25 Lazy Security Guards
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Oprah Giving Some Of Her Millions of Haiti Would Probably Do a Lot More Than Having Rihanna Sing On Her SHow, But Here’s The Video Anyways
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Kelly Bensimon is Gonna Be in Playboy and Here’s a Sneak Peek
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in the February Issue of GQ
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*IT’S OFFICIAL*
Conan’s Last Day is Tomorrow
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Shauna Sand is a True Role Model For Whores Everywhere
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Sigourney Weaver: Aging Stripper
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Alyssa Milano’s Outfit is Stupid But Man She is Still Hot
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Keeley Hazell Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Bobsleigh Girl’s Ass Explodes Through Suit
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Wii Tennis Around a Galss Table – VIDEO ** WARNING BLOOD**
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Fried
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So THAT’s How They Do Dental Work in Mexico
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Crista Moore is My Kind of Lady
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Hey Lindsay, Smell My Ass
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Britain’s Best Bums
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Tori Black’s Booty it Oiled Up
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Meet Justene Jaro
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Apparently Yvonne Strahovski Strips Down to Her Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ashley Steele
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Heather Vandeven Whips Off Her White Bikini
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Gotta Love a Redhead
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Revisiting Eliza Dushku In FHM
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John Mayer is a Serial Masterbater
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What’s With The Sluts in LA Not Being Slutty Anymore
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

21

Jan

Julie Bowen Crawls Around in Her Underwear on TV of the Day

Her name is Julie Bowen, she’s turning 40 this year and here she is crawling around on TV in her underwear and she looks a lot more solid than any 40 year old fat bitch I know, but unfortunately for her that didn’t work so well for her career, sure she’s better off than stripping locally where she belongs, but she’s still just the slut willing to get in her underwear on TV, which is almost the same fucking thing, it just pays better….either way watch the clip…

Posted in:Julie Bowel|Underwear

2010

21

Jan

Berlin Fashion Show Nipple of the Day

It’s been a shitty day for celebrity jerk off material, so I figured I’d do what I used to do back when I had a TV and couldn’t find a music video that got me hard, or a french movie that had a nude, or a female figure skating competition to jerk off to, so I’d tune into the fashion channel where no matter what time of day at least one nameless model would be in a dress that was see thru and one nipple would be enough to make me cum.

Now this is a whole new generation, this site isn’t the only site online, and if anything you landed here accidentally, and if this was TV, I wouldn’t have been given a digital channel like I was Ted Turner, but I like to think you came thru lookin for something hot, and you’re probably already gone and jerking off to tranny porn you are into, but consider this fashion show nipple a little throwback to a simpler time, you know back when cumming was easier and less distracting with way less options….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Berlin|Fashion Show|Nipple

2010

21

Jan

Vampire Diary Cleavage of the Day

Vampires bore me. Someone needs to come up with a new monster or villian or horror movie character because shit is fucking repetitive. Zombies, Vampires, Ghosts, it’s like we still get off to the same bullshit our distant relatives did and I find that pretty fucking pathetic of us. We’ve got technology, we’ve evolved as a species so we should give people who try to change the horror front more respect instead of calling them creepy freaks, cuz relying on this played out shit is just fucking lazy and it isn’t getting old, it is fucking old….

What doesn’t get old though is small breasted girls who decide to show off their barely there tits because small breasted girls think about cleavage all the time since they struggle to have cleavage, while busty chicks try to hide the shit, flat chested chicks try to figure out scientific mechanisms to make it look like they do, which is really unfortunate cuz small breasts are fucking hot…substantially hotter than fake tits…but not quite as hot as the insecurity a girl has about her small tits cuz insecurity means more chance of getting laid…

The girl in these pics is named Katerina Graham from Vampire Diaries, she’s doing some promo shit for Planet Hollywood cuz I guess Planet Hollywood hasn’t gone bankrupt yet and she’s working her little tits as hard as she fucking can…..enjoy….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Katerina Graham|Vampire Diary

2010

21

Jan

Mariah Carey Cleavage in Concert of the Day

I think Mariah Carey’s tits would be more impressive if they weren’t attached to a set of seriously broad fucking shoulders…..you know the only thing that impresses me about fat girl tits is when those fat girl tits are small and that only impresses me on a scientific level because it makes no fucking sense to me why her entire body can be so big, but the one thing you want to have big, as small and awkward looking, because they still have the same shitty sag and shape as fat girl tit cuz they are still fat girl tits just scaled down….not that you care.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Concert|Mariah Carey

2010

21

Jan

Immodesty Blaize is Some Burlesque Chick in a Shitty See Through of the Day

I hate burlesque. It is just a bunch of fat chicks who get together and reflect on an era where fat chicks were considered hot because skinny chicks were usually poor or diseased and you were told to stay the fuck away from them. I hate that these burleque bitches get attention, money, noteriety, careers for doing something dated, repetitive, totally unerotic and and really fucking stupid. So I wasn’t familiar with Immodesty Blaize, but it turns out she’s at the top of her fucking game in her industry which doesn’t deserve to be a fucking industry, but is, because other fat chicks get excited to see a fat bitch get on stage with such confidence, when most fat chicks have no self esteem anymore cuz we’ve worked so hard at making them have no self esteem because we don’t like fat chicks cuz skinny doesn’t mean poor and diseased anymore, it means worth fucking….

Here she is continuing her annoying act by wearing a see through dress that’s not even a fucking see through, it’s just part of the burlesque “tease” mentality….a mentality that needed to die with Bettie Page

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Immodesty Blaize|See Thru

2010

21

Jan

This Was My Worst Fear of the Day

I am married to a 320 pound woman and for the longest time my biggest fear was that she would sit on me, suffocate me and end up killing me. Seriously, whenever I would lower myself to fuck her, I’d worry that she’d try to get on top, because no only does my dick not touch the walls of her vagina, but my internal organs can’t’take her weight, but now I just hope that she will to put me out of my misery.

It turns out that this fat bitch in the video beat my wife to using her fast food, cakes and laziness addiction as a weapon….and the amazing thing is that she got off! So fat bitches out there with asshole boyfriends out there, this may be for you.

Posted in:Fat Suffocation|Worst Fear

2010

21

Jan

The Playboy Twins are Boring as Fuck of the Day

I didn’t realize that the show Girls Next Door was still on TV, I have never seen it so maybe I shouldn’t be talking about how shit it is, but based ont he girls who have come out of it in the past, I can only assume it’s a real waste of fucking time….but it turns out that it is still on TV and that these girls were the girls cast to play Hef’s “Girlfriends” but they recently got fired for not beign all that hot and fucking boring because here they are in their first appearance as free girls and they aren’t in trashy lingerie or naked or in see thru outfits, which is really all they are good for and what is expected out of them, even if I am so tired of typical trashy strippers in typical trashy outfits, it’s played the fuck out….Either way, I just spent too much time on these girls so I’m gonna end this now and try to find something more inspiring to write about…in case you were wondering….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Playboy Twins|Shannon Twins

2010

21

Jan

UK Big Brother Evicted Guests Get Wasted of the Day

Some usless gutter piece of shit trash named Lady Sovereign and Ronnie Woods’ annoying mail order bride who he beat the fuck up because he realized garbage hipsters are more fun to beat up than to fuck were the first to get kicked off Celebrity Big Brother UK and I guess they went to celebrate how annoying they are by getting wasted and more annoying.

I’ve unfortunately been in the same room as Lady Sovereign at her concert. Bitch is not really a bitch but more a poor white dude from the trailer park. She was spitting and hacking and lookin’ for her Heineken and the whole thing was about as sexy as watching your fat friend take a fucking shit….

I don’t really know why I am posting this, but I can only assume it’s because it’s a slow news day and not because I am proud that I was in the same room as this piece of garbage, but I had nothing else to really write about when it comes to two idiots even their home country doesn’t give a fuck about…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Evicted|Trash|UK Big Brother

2010

21

Jan

Venus Williams Tennis Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t understand these videos, they are kinda creepy as fuck, but apparently Venus Williams decided to match her underwear to her skin color to make the world think she was playing tennis naked, like some kind of bad halloween costume which may have made the sport a little more interesting to watch for some, it wasn’t enough for me to jerk off to because female tennis has always been an amazing sport to watch in terms of getting turned on. It is the reason we watch it, historically there have been a bunch of young hot players the public has fallen in fucking love with because watching a bitch play tennis is graceful, sweaty, peppered with grunts you can only recreate 12 inches deep in her ass, all while wearing little skirts and showing off panty, sweaty cameltoe and other good things….making this just all par for the court….

Here she is in action……

Posted in:Ass Flash|Venus WIlliams