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2022

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with digital antenna TV that is free when you only get one channel is that when bored, drunk, high and eating your nightly snacks, the only thing to watch on that one channel is Stephen Colbert…..which happened in my wild life last night….

The entire show, or at least what I could stomach of the show was anti-trump jokes….2 years after dude was president….an entire late night show, including conversations with his guest, were anti-Trump….in a maybe you should get over the only thing that got you views…you freak…it’s been years…move on…

He also did a weird anti Jesus storyline that made no sense to me, about a Coach who made his team pray, like that’s a bad or abnormal thing, which was pretty out of context considering there are 1000s of other more relevant stories…before ending his bit with a Satanic Cheerleader bit that shouted out the devil….

So I’m here calling Hollywood satanic, they are putting their symbolism in everything, and the one time I watch this motherfucker, he’s making jokes about Satan….why…because they are satanists who hate Jesus….obviously..in their minds they are GODS….

I guess the good news is he wasn’t shilling or being a shill for the vaccine that caused at least 76,000 injuries in Australia, that the government is compensating them for…..because it was EXPERIMENTAL and DANGEROUS….but that didn’t stop this demon from doing a song and dance about it like a freak…..

And you gotta wonder if he’s so narcissistic that he goes home at night patting himself on the back thinking “good show” or “good jokes” or “that was really funny banter”….or does he fucking hate himself for being the sell out trash that he is….I guess we’ll never know….but his wife probably wants to kill herself, but the money to buy her all the shit to distract herself from how fucking embarrassing and bought her gay husband is…a monster.

BUT the concern is that people watch this show, they pretend to laugh at his bad jokes, or they don’t know better, and he continues to get paid….that is an attack on Freedom, on the people who don’t know better, exposed to his propaganda….or distorted version of the truth because they own him…..or at the very least terrible comedy presented as good top tier comedy….which I would argue all comedy is, since comedy is one of the lamest forms of entertainment around…a bunch of losers crafting jokes because they think they are funny…painful….like these stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera in Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam
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Paul George Marries Former Stripper Turned Fiancee
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THE RESORT gets a Trailer
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Tom Brady helps Jamie Foxx un-retire superstar Cameron Diaz after 8-year-long hiatus
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William Shatner Releases Documentary on Himself
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WOODEN ESCALATOR
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The Fish that Eats Birds
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Sparrow Thinks he’s a dog
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Woman Tries To Rope Swing Her Way Into A Pond, Ends Up Faceplanting The Ground!
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CAM SLUTS!
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2022

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes all you need is a back alley striptease to keep your spirits bright, that is why I want to start the Back Alley Striptease league….featuring all your favorite crackheads..because jerking off to random dog walking women picking up dog shit in their leggings is getting boring….parking in mall parking lots to see the moms in their leggings and sniffing bike seats will always hold a warm place in my heart…but it’s time to make public hotness more legitimate, organized, like a real event…..I’m probably not the guy to do it…but I am the guy to put the idea to the ether for someone who can do it to steal, get rich from it, and never pay me any royalties for my idea because they can’t credit me for their money making scheme, the ego won’t allow it….so I’ll remain JET-LESS…as they fuck models on jets to private yachts and such…I’m here to help….until I die of COVID becasue it’s making a comeback baby….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nina Dobrev Hot in a Bikini on Vacation
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Rachel Bush Shows her Tan Lines
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Demi Rose Half Nake
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Is Kim Pegula dead?
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Megan Fox in Pink
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Travis Barker’s Daughter Wants Your Prayers
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Footage Of British Pub Goers Refusing To Comply With The Drunk Driving Law In 1967!
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Wooden Escalator
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Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker Spotted Out Together Despite Breakup Rumors
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Sparrow Thinks it is a Dog
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The Gay Flamingos of Denver Broke Up
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Kliff Kingsbury Vacationing in Croatia With His IG Model Girlfriend Veronica Bielik
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Julia Roberts and George Clooney are Bitter Exes in Ticket to Paradise!
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Josie Canseco’s Bikini Shoot
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IG Model Sara Cheek Has a New Bikini
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Wiz Khalifa’s Mansion Gets Listed
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Nuclear Powered Sky Hotel
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Gym Prank
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Babe on the Tennis Court in a Mesh Top
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LaVar Arrington Backs Warren Sapp’s Claim That Colin Kaepernick’s Workout Was a Disaster
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15 Shocking Stats
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Charli XCX Leaks Her New Song On a Boat!
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Model Brings the Hand Bra
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Jalen Ramsey Shared a Funny Video of Himself After Shoulder Surgery
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Giant Balloon Explodes
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Rope Swing Fails
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Getting Cheeky in The Changing Room!
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Hottest Weather man
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Misile Hits
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Magicia Reveals 10 Secrets
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The Ozzy Man Reviews Looks At Crazy Cycling Incidents!
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Meg Thee Stallion Twerks
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Kim Garner Hot on Vacation
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Noah Cyrus Looking Rough in a Bikini Top
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GIGI Hadid Lookin weird
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Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini almost Payne – in London (shout out MadamMEOW)
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Olivia DeJonge in Vogue
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Rose Williams in a Magazine
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Maya Hawke on Tonight Show
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Megan Fox Pure Whore in a Slutty Outfit with Crazy Hair – Mad She Didn’t get the Barbie Role or Something
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OLivia Ponton Slutty Shirt
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Natalia Dyer Legs
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Kim Kardashian in PVC
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Legs
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Kendall Jenner Stomach
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Chantal Jeffries Bike Shorts
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Billie Eilish is a Monster
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Zendaya’s Animated and Titty in Vogue
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From stepSMUT!!


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Fingering Ass in Target Changing Room
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50 Percent Off Stripper
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Off with the Bra
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Keeping her Socks On
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Retarded Porn Plots
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Bigger than you Think!
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ATV HANDJOB
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Naked Nurses
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Pussy Plug
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Japanese Whaling
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Full Titty on a Dildo Ride
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Random Shit
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Spreading for the TOYS
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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More random shit
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Shower Door Fucker
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Drunk Girls
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Anal on the First Date
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Bringing in the Orgasm
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Amateur Fuck
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Mall Blowjob
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Naked Ashleigh Hannah
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Spooning Position for the Sex toy
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Melena Naked on a Yacht
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Spring Break Girls Suck a Dck
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Meeting a Stranger
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Riding the Dildo
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Near Misses
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More Stranger Danger
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Freaky Dildo Time
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The Best Way to Cool a Man
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Not Neglecting the Clit
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Slum Fights
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Play Ball
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2022

29

Jun

Larry David’s Slutty Daughter Strips Down of the Day

Pete Davidson fucked this..possibly in her ass….most likely in her ass ad that’s always fucking gross because Kanye says he’s got AIDS..

Cazzie David is some nepotism hire, rich kid personality, who is working on making a name for herself and her comedy, by stripping down like a common hooker, you know to be relateable with the general population tripping down like a common hooker to advance their careers enough to get knocked up by guys like Larry David….so it’s like she’s already there…or where the other whores of instagram want to be.

It’s a pretty weird tactic, but easy marketing and it is for a Fashion magazine, so not whoring at all, it’s rich girl fashions…it just feels like whoring…..because us simpleton’s don’t get it….but I don’t care the motivation, I’ll stare at any half naked bitch for whatever reason no matter what her socio-economic status since I know they are all equally desperate in their own ways. Plus she’s kind of hot and rich kids have that new car smell….leather, cigars, escargot and decadence…

The real question is whether there will be an episode of Curb where Larry is caught jerking off to his daughter’s nudes….or is that just something he keeps to himself….rich people..so weird…

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2022

29

Jun

Olivia Rodrigo Upskirt of the Day

I only know of Olivia Rodrigo because of her weird campaign she ran with the White House during the darkest times of COVID….I don’t know if she was pushing the vaccine, or the abortion thing, but when you realize a popstar is as bought as that, they lack any and all levels of being interesting…in fact, you start thinking that maybe she was created in a government facility, maybe AREA 51 and raised and trained from a young age, like communist Russia did with their kids, after determining what they excelled in…”You are good at gymnastic, you go to gynastic school now”…”you are good at ballet, you go to ballet school now”….

I question basically anyone who rises to the top of fame, especially when it’s so easy to fake it when you own the platforms that people become famous on, and hit songs are only hit songs because they tell us they are, not because people are demanding to hear them, it’s all marketing baby, and we’re the suckers being marketed to.

I will however look at her stage panties she’s got over her fishnets because I can assure you it’s better than any of her music she likely doesn’t write, and better than anything she has to say, because clearly she’s a mindless hack riding the fame wave….

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2022

29

Jun

Malu Trevejo Pussy of the Day

Malu Trevejo is the appropriately named TIKTOK sensation who climbed the ranks of the MUSICLY app that the Chinese government bought, turned into TikTok, all to track, follow and build a profile on every last one of you fucks on the platform, probably downloading everything from your retina scans, finger prints, photos, videos, search history, so that in the event they take over the world, they know how to index you into their very real, very insane social credit system. FUN!

Instead of going onto do things like the other top dogs of TikTok, like that fat Addison Rae pig who is cast in actual movies, Malu turned 18, got fake tits, partnered up with Bella Thorne and is likley making lots of millions of dollars off her pervert fans, producing fun content like this, showcasing her inner labia, they call it MINORA, but I call it dental floss, becaus I want it in my teeth…

I actually love the fact that she went whore on the internet for money, instead of being a whore for an industry run by demons, but I really like that she’s showing cunt lip, arguably the best part of the cunt, one could even call it the foundation of the cunt…

I can’t read what that tattoo says, I’m dyslexic, but a pussy hanging out of panty, that’s an international language of love that I’m sure we ALL grasp….or would like to grasp…with mouth, if we’re daring enough, whicch I am…..MONKEY POX MY FACE I AM READY TO DIE….

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2022

29

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…

You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….

But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.

Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….

I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.

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2022

29

Jun

Lorde Ass of the Day

Lorde Lorde Looks Who’s got the as of a 40 year old midget with a couple of kids….

It’s LORDE who may never be a Royal, at least according to her first stupid song that went viral, but she can slip into some weird body suit that her ass seems to love eating up, for the world to see her as more than just this depressing singer from Australia, acting more her age, and more her generation…instad of like a lesbian Darlene from Roseanne, who is also a lesbian, rocking an oversized t-shirt….

I don’t care enough about Lorde’s look to really go through the archives to see how long she’s been doing the sluttier outfits, I think I’ve only seen 3 pics of LORDE in my life and they were not memorable, but whenever a shitty act tries to be relevant a second time around and it involves sluttier outfits, I’ll pay attention….barely…and this is that time…

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2022

29

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Smoke Weed Everyday….

I have always had this theory that dudes are so fucking pathetic, myself included, so don’t take it personally, but dudes are so fucking pathetic, that we’ll watch girls do anything naked, or half naked, or even clothed, even if she’s not all that hot…

I guess it’s not really a theory, like GERM vs TERRAIN theory, or SPACE being real theories, or EARTH being ROUND theories…..because this theory can actually be proven…

So these girls are using the weed as a prop for their naked and half nakedness, and if it was them cleaning, cooking, doing the dishes, even taking a shit, we’d have the same level of “I’ll watch that” interest.

I don’t know what the deal with the weed thing is, maybe it’s “I am so cool I smoke”..but weed’s never been cool to me…then there’s the whole activism side of things, a campaign for a better tomorrow where you can get high on a Federal level, because a state level isn’t right, after years of weed being oppressed like all these other marginalized groups….

You know, the weed was like “i can get you high, I can even reduce cancer cells in tumors, I can be used as a plastic, I can be used as rope or fabric for a pair of rockin’ shoes or canvas pants, you can probably even use me as some sort of fuel, but instead of all my practical purposes, you just blacklist me and keep me locked up in the corner….YOU JERKS…..let me shine my shine”….so he recruited these internet naked bitches to do the heavy lifting, which is hardly about the weed but totally about the titty….works for me….because weed activism, the weed tattoo or weed patch on the bag is just too fucking lame to me….but naked bitches let me overlook that.

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2022

29

Jun

Harley Quinn Smith Tits of the Day

Kevin Smith’s daughter with the nerd name thanks to the nerd being allowed to reproduce because he managed to become a 90s cult icon in the indy movie scene, making tons of fucking money in the process, so that girls don’t throw up at his stale semen from all the masturbating to comic book scent, because instead they smell the money and access to the whole Glamorous world of Entertainment…I mean Kevin Smith is friends with so many important people, girls can see past a 500 pound midget in a Hockey Jersey and ride it like she’s trying to win the fucking belt at the rodeo…it’s actually amazing the things they do for that life….and in the process they may not just shit out a kid, but also let the nerd name it after the comic book characters he jerks off to.

Anyway, she’s making moves in the world of being a whore on the internet, which I guess is par for the celebrity rich kid trying to find relevance in an industry she will be working in because they like to hire their own, producing slutty content, in this case wearing a mesh top and some really big bandages to cover her nipples, almost too big of a bandage to cover her nipples, are her ipples really that low on her tit at her young age, I guess we’d have to ask her dad about it, assuming he hasn’t died of another heart attack yet….right.


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2022

29

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

If you have a pussy and you’re not using it to smuggle contraband, you’re not using your pussy to its best ability….

I am sure some girls think that they should only use their pussy to store rich man cum and they are probably right, but doesn’t that sound so limiting.

It’d be like buying a supercar and only using it at car shows or sunday drives, never really pushing it to its maximum potential…

So when I see pussy in pants, eating pants, I view it as training ground for bigger and better things.

These pussies are entrepreneurial, self starting, willing to take some risks, willing to be uncomfortable to weather the storm….and most importantly, willing to share their pussy being filled with pant to all of us strangers….

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