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2022

17

Jun

Maddie Ziegler in a Fitness Campaign of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some child reality star, who got famous for dancing as a child on TV, which you know attracted the worst kinds of people, like SIA who ended up casting her in all her music videos, because children in leotards doing weird experimental dances is something the music industry likely jerks off to….

So to say she’s been Groomed, or created by the industry is probably accurate, I don’t know her, I just know that she’s 19 now, so her life as an instagram model, showing off that muscle memory from being sold to the industry as a child dancer…for brands who pay her…

Put that dance body to good use because some of us have made a life out of loving strippers, some of us think dancing is dumb, but when the clothes come off, less dumb, and some of us have even fucked trained dancers who have the fitness and rhythm to fuck right, and that was long before dancing got so sexual with that ass twerking…..

So I’ll look at her in fitness gear for fitness brands making billions of dollars off all the girls I see on the streets who dress like this because the internet told them to.It’s a look and I like it.

Posted in:Maddie Ziegler

2022

17

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is a scam that was designed to trick women into choosing an empty existence of being loyal to the corporation instead of the family and community….only to reward them with fake titles to make them feel they are climbing some ladder of importance….allowing them to buy their fancy apartments, clothing, purses for all their hot dates with random men who bang them out and leave them, which they pretend they are stoked about, because they are busy making their money, too busy to feel actual emotional fulfillment..

These girls aren’t necessarily feminists, they are just braless, and burning the bra is another lie that they pretend is part of the feminist agenda of figuring out how to tax more people, by making them think it’s their idea and progress….

But at the same time, everyone’s basically a feminist because we all feel women have the same rights as men and are capable of the same if not more than men, I mean they do come stock with a 3D printer that creates life, seems like anything else they do, like year end reports are far less impressive than that….but keep on working for the man like a sucker….while I stare at these braless babes and their handle on progressive fashion trends that let me see full tit.

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Posted in:Feminist

2022

17

Jun

Hot Bikini Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Stupid Dance

Motorcycle Girl

Short Shorts

Stupid Dancer

Leggings

Skimpy Dress

Big Tits

Nice Legs

Booty in Jeans

Yoga

Strengthen the Core

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am at the point in the insignificant, ghetto, bottom feeding blog career, that might as well be a site updated by the AI because no one even bothers with it, and I don’t actually care, I’m just saying that I am the point in life and “career” (lol) that I think it’s officially time to launch my OnlyFans…..where I will sell my panties…

You see, I can use the face filters to make me a young looking chick, I can use the body filters to make me look like I have a hot body, people are used to seeing fake chicks all day, this will be just like that, only a little more misleading…my tits, purchased as a silicon breast plate of Amazon for 80 dollars will be a solid investment because it will definitely get a return…they are only 80 dollars…then there’s the panties….nothing a little stick glue and tuna can oil won’t came my foolish subscribers….I can sext with dudes better than most chicks and I figure it will be the troll of trolls once I make my first 10 million….

I don’t think the world is ready for this jelly that will be molded into something they think is hotness because people are fucking retards and believe anything they see or hear….

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Ioneela in Spain Looking Hot
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Bruna Biancardi’s Hotness
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Back to the Future VHS Sells for 75,000 at Auction
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Whale Who Fell In Love with Zookeeper
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Turtles Tanning on a Hippo
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2022

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t even grown out a set of tits to jerk off to yet…

That should be the pick-up line of the day..

I’ve been taking puberty blockers all day and I haven’t grown out a set of tits to stare at and grab while I jerk off…can I use yours?

They’ll fall for it, because if they don’t you can call them transphobic…

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Megan Thee Stallion Takes The Cover of Rolling Stone Sexed Up….
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Paige Spiranac is MAXIM’s World’s Sexiest Woman
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Ireland Baldwin Skinny Dips
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Zoey Deutch Selfies in A Tiny Bikini
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Some of the Dumbest Things Celebrities have said in Recent Years…
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Bruna Biancardi’s White Hot Bikini Moment!
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Rylee Jean Kirk Knows How to Sell Stuff
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BELLA THORNE SHOWS BIG BOOBS IN SHEER DRESS OUT IN NEW YORK
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Luna Blaise Models Her Own Clothing Well
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Former Patriots star suffers minor injury after being hit by airport bus
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Jennifer Hudson Gets a Talk Show
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Jena Sims Has Some Words of Wisdom “Don’t Waste Your Good Boob Years”
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Beyonce Does British Vogue
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Browns fan Condoleezza Rice confronts questions about Deshaun Watson case
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Man Replies To Spam Mails, Here Are The Results…
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Raccoon’s Go Through the Drive Thru
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BTS is Not on Hiatus
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Groom Rescues A Guest Choking During His Wedding!
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10 Scandals from the Wendy Williams Show
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Women Who Could Probably Kick Your Ass
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Ana de Armas is Marilyn Monroe in Blonde
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Octagon Girl Carly Baker is Feeling Summer
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Kate Beckinsale’s Yoga Posing!
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Absolutely Crazy Footage Of Tornado In Andover, Kansas!
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Crazy Aircraft Moments….
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Surfer Bro Jonah Hill Buys on Malibu Colony Beachfront Because He’s Rich
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Bear Messes With A Water Tank And Gets Hit In The Nuts!
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Hailey Bieber Reveals Her Biggest Fashion Inspiration!
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WWE Board is Investigating a $3 Million Settlement Allegedly Paid by CEO Vince McMahon to a Woman He Was Having an Affair With
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Seaside with some Watermelon….
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Mannequin Prank!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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A Mongoose Goes Up Against A Deadly Cobra!
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Got a high five from a wild bear
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Josh Allen Won’t Stop Making “Deez Nuts” Jokes
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Baby Pulls Away A Chair Right Before A Woman Can Sit!
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DJ Crashes Queen’s Jubilee
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Just trying to enjoy a bike ride
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Woman Gets Visited By A Wild Crow That Plays Games With Her Every Day!
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Mariel Hemingway Naked parts B&W Photoshoot from 1982
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Olivia Ponton in a Tight Dress
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Jasmin Tookes in Fitness Gear
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Hailey Bieber in Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a tight Pant Suit
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Haley Kalil at an Event
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Bella Thorne in a Bra Top
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Christina Milian Bike Rides
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Dress
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Resse With her Spoon at an Event
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Joy Corrigan in a Bikini Car Washing
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Cindy Mello in Fitness Gear
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Concert Tits….
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Bounce on a Plate
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WTF is That
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Festival Lesbians
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Wall Fucker
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21 PPL Having a Shit Day
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Long Dildo in the Ass
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Nude Model Jeny Working on Her Car
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Telari and her Insane Tattoo Getting Fuked on the Beach
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Skinny Rub Down
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AMateur Distracted by a Fuck
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Masturbating
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Cheesy Nude Shoot
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Wet Panties to the Side
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Rachel Aziani’s Cunt
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Milf and her Toys
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2022

16

Jun

Eva Longoria Greased Up of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s out here looking a little Skeletor Meme in the face, but surprisingly has whipped her dumpy ass into shape worth looking at in a bikini, which is saying a lot, because I am pretty anti-Eva Longoria for whatever reason, probably because she seems like an entitled brat….but on an International Level, she is so fucking famous, yet nothing she has done is all that good, so the reason she’s viral, loved, famous, because prior to today, she’s barely been in bikinis this skimpy, fully waxed down and glistening, but maybe when they start rotting and losing their sex appeal, they start to grind down for their egos, not for the money, since she is rich as shit, so now it is about delaying the rot as long as sh can….worth watching…kinda, and I hate saying it, but kinda hot….but keep in mind sluts holding onto the dream by being sluttier is a fetish.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2022

16

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes are the window to the soul…

The asshole unites us all, so be happy at how inefficient the thong is at covering it, so you can see an asshole while the owner of the asshole feels less exposed and vulnerable, so what the thong lacks in function, it makes up for in spirit, and for asshole fans it makes me hungry, lickin’ it for the fecal transplant, give me your gut biome for my health….

Here are some girls in thongs with assholes…..fun.

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Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2022

16

Jun

Sara Sampaio Hand Bra of the Day

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We call her Momma Portugal because she is from Portugal, that is the level of creative as I get, but in being Momma Portugal, she’s the kind of girl you’d probably want on a fishing trip because genetically, she can fish, one of those jump in the water and come up with a trout in her mouth like some kind of Dolphin…then you can throw her in the kitchen to grill it all up..another Portugese trait…which is really all you want out of a woman….and for desert you can braid your facial hair together……ohhhhhhhhhhh

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2022

16

Jun

Gisele Bundchen Topless of the Day

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I was never into Gisele. When she was super fucking hyped as a VS model, I didn’t get it at all, I just assumed she was a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that her pregnancy was faked because of the whole being a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that I didn’t even think was equipped with a chopped off dick, but rather still rocked a dick, just tucked properly, and Tom Brady’s involvement with her didn’t really chagne that, I just assumed he was a gay, or whatever you call men who fuck men who live out life like a woman, which is weirder than being gay, because it’s fucking hybrids or mutants…no offence you new gender warriors out there….but it’s fucking weird no matter how normalized you try to make it…

Anyway, she’s in a photoshoot, she is a model, showing off her abs, not really pushing her being a female that hard with abs like that, but she’s also squeezing her tits and I don’t see an Adam’s apple, so maybe I’m wrong about her, but now that she’s 40 years old, she’s too old for us to even care about her weird bikini / bathing suit, glamour shoots…make room for the new….but why bother, when so many people think she’s the best and her paychecks tell the same story, because once you pull off the scam, you ride it and the people won’t ever question it, but we do..

Still an old hag looking better than most old hags..

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2022

16

Jun

Rebecca Black Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Rebecca Black is making moves with them big ass titties, I guess she finally sold her soul to the demons that run the music industry, maybe she got invited to their troll dungeons and eagerly signed onto pushing their destructive messages to the unsuspecting kids, while their parents are too busy ignoring them, so that we can have a collapsed society…

Anyway, for those who care, Rebecca Black got her start with that annoying song FRIDAY that people still reference at watercoolers everywhere that people still go into work, which I am assuming is not many places, because people hate working and never really did work, but now they can really not work and still collect those checks….no need to act except when the zoom camera is one, where they likely still reference the Friday song.

From an outsider’s perspective, a song that big should have got all the record labels excited, some 12 year old girl went viral, but instead they laughed and they laughed in their troll dungeons, not realizing the youtuber would dictate their future, not that they cared, since they owned Youtube too….

By you’d think they would have signed her, exploited her, made her a bieber, but instead she went silent, never heard of again, a meme before memes, kind of thing…first mover, forgotten….

But now that everything is based on viral clout, she’s back, no longer 12, and in her time being blacklisted from the industry as a meme not a talent, she’s grown out some fat titties and we like those….the best marketing prop we could ask for.

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