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2009

11

Aug

Hilary Clinton Need to Get Back in the Kitchen of the Day

Look at the attitude from Hilary Clinton. This is just an example of what happens when you give a woman too much power and let her think she is relevant and more important than her husband, when we all know she, along with all women belong in their husband’s shadow.

Posted in:Hilary Clinton

2009

11

Aug

Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend. Something I thought was weird, but slowed my swagger as I got close to see if I could see any pussy definition, because I am a pervert, but unfortunately not perverted enough to have staged a trip and fall to land face first in her crotch… and today, that is one of my life’s biggest regrets

Posted in:Legs|Sarah Harding

2009

11

Aug

Sophie Monk is a Whore of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she realizes all she’s got from Hollywood so far is Paris Hilton’s strain of genital herpes thanks to her cheatin’ ex fiance and I guess it’s good to know a girl can still suck dick to the top and we haven’t lost them all to feminsts.

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Whore

2009

11

Aug

Lou Doillon is a Topless French Actress of the Day

Her name is Lou Doillon, I think. She’s a French actress and she is topless, which is kinda what french actresses do so it is not that exciting to see if you are a fan of Lou Doillon, not that she has any fans, but if she happens to have any, I guess her being topless would also not be that exciting for them because they’d be gay, as everyone knows only gays like French movies, it makes them feel cultured while getting fucked up the ass.
Sure, that’s not entirely true, because I live in a French city and I remember first French movie I saw on late night TV that was about rape and there was full penetration….explaining why all the french girls I know are whores who have anal on the first date….which is something we should all celebrate.

Posted in:Beach|Lou Doillon|Topless

2009

11

Aug

Paulina Porizkova is a Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome.

I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.

Here are her pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Proizkova|Topless

2009

11

Aug

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are usually saved for fat, disgusting women who aren’t lookin’ all that good but think they are and last time I checked Larry King was some old dude with a hot wallet fuckin’ and pretty much younger cock fuckin’ wife, because I guess cheating is part of their contractual agreement when his dick stopped working, who isn’t the ideal candidate but with the amount of lipstick this motherfucker’s got on, he just might be a sweetheart, at least he would be in prison while the other inmates use his mouth for a pussy…or on a Pirate ship with that eye patch on…this is the kind of shit gay porn is made of….

Posted in:Larry King|Lookin' Good Sweetheart

2009

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Whore Legs of the Day

So I was looking at the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics and wonder what genetic fuck up happened to make her nipples that big and shiny. So I hit up my expert racist who can spot any fuckin’ ounce of another breed of human so as to stay as far the fuck away from them as possible and this is what she discovered….

Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese, and Latina (from her mother) and Irish and American Indian (from her father)

That doesn’t seem like a possible mix of human, it’s just too fuckin’ random and dirty and it is more like she was made in a mad scientists lab than some mutt’s uterus….and that mad scientists lab belonged to Disney.

Here are her whore legs….cuz she’s a whore….at least based on her nude pics she released as a publicity stunt and threatened to sue every site.

Posted in:Legs|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Because It’s Only Monday and I Already Blow My Brains Out
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Kathy Griffen, For Fuck Sakes
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This Kid Solves 2 Rubiks Cubes While Playing Guitar Hero and is Obviously
Never Going to Get Laid EVER
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Sienna Miller’s Sluttiest Pics
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Bouncy Castle Fun with a Fatty!
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Bikini Football League Video
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How Not to be a Fat Ass
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Katie Price’s Giant Fucking Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah, I’d Fuck Kristen Stewart
GO

A Summer Hottie Round Up
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ACTION HEROES WILL SAVE CALIFORNIA
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Ruined Vagina or Not, I would Still Bang X-Tina
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No One Thinks Dane Cook is Funny and They Are All Right
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Nicola Roberts ALMOST Showed Us Her Nipples!
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I Wish Mike Tyson Had Cut Joe Jonas’s Ear Off
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Tamara is the Girl Next Door Type
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Kim Kardashian and Kat Von D Both Went Blonde
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Good News, Lady GaGa Isn’t the Only Fucking Idiot Pop Star That Dresses and Act Like a Complete Fucking Moron
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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The Amateur Hunter!
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More Drama About the Paternity of Michael Jackson’s Kids
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Now Thats a Wide Open Vagina
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Sasha Grey and Her Little Friend
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Birthday Party FAIL
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Kagney Reminds me of a Sluttier, Less Annoying Heidi Montag
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Aubrey O’Day is Fucking Weird Looking
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Come On, You Know You Would Fuck Freckles
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Lucy Pinder and Friends Are Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who’s Gonna Squirt?!
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Some Angel Dark is Always All Right With Me
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Roxanna Dawn is a DJ and Playboy Model
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Denise Milani is Daisy Dukes
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Ambra Loses Her Red Bikini
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Chris Angel Isn’t Dead, But I Wish He Was
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What Kind of Drugs is Kanye West On?
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Gang Banged By 250 dudes for Nothing
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I Don’t Get How Sometimes Christina Ricci Looks So Hot and Other Times, Not So Much
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10 Qualities of a Great Drinking Buddy
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Slow Motion Popeye!
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Barnie Dance WTF?!
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MORE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT TAYLOR MOMSEN IS A JAIL BAT WHORE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Aug

Christie Brinkley Donkey Show a Few Years Too Late of the Day

As a Mexican it is my duty to post pictures of any bitch posing with a Donkey, even if that bitch is an ex-model with an ugly daughter who married Billy Joel and hasn’t mattered since her retirement issue of SI Swimsuit back in 1989, because we event that whole Donkey on Woman shit and we stand by it with pride, especially when we see it slowly work its way into the mainstream

Posted in:Beastiality|Christie Brinkley|Donkey

2009

10

Aug

Rene Zellweger Squatting of the Day

You know Rene Zellweger’s got pretty much the kind of face you look at and can’t imagine could get any uglier. You know the kind of face that is so weird looking that nothing it could do could make it worse, that is until you walk in on her taking a shit.

Posted in:Rene Zellweger|Squat