2024
05
Apr
Catching pussy like catching herpes or catching pussy to catch herpes is usually made a little easier when you have a fishnet…otherwise it’s just skin on skin and that shit can get slippery with all the body fluids….
I actually watched a fishing show last week and there were fishnets being used, but not in the way I would have wanted them used, you know as a scarf or a facemask, while attached to your catch…..
Here are some fishnets..
Posted in:Fishnets
2024
05
Apr
I realize that the average age of the DrunkenStepfather viewer is in his 60s, in part because I’m pushing 60 and I’m the only motherfucker around these parts.
So in failing to reach a younger audience with my smutty commentary that doesn’t matter, I am forced to document the rot of celebs you may have jerked off to in the 90s and Gillian Anderson is one of the prime players.
I was one of the only people I knew who didn’t watch X-Files because I thought it was pretty fucking dumb, so I didn’t really understand the Gillian Anderson hype that followed for decades like she was some hot set of tits….but nerd culture is committed to the same pussy thanks to their serious lack of wanting to grow up and move out of mom’s basement.
So in no0t finding Gillian Anderson hot in her early years, I’m not finding her hot in her senior citizen years, but she could be a lot fatter and dumpier, you know like Kate Winslett, so we’ll celebrate that.
She’s promoting some Prince Andrew Netflix show, so clearly she understands producing SMUT helps generate success…which is also something young girls understand…
So they may not understand the concept of a blog in a social media world, but they do understand “Show your tits to win”….and that’s what really matters since blogs are fucking gay.
Dress struggle videos, are not so gay….it’s a fetish really.
So the dress was for “THE TODAY SHOW” and there are more pics
Posted in:Gillian Anderson
2024
05
Apr
I don’t know if her name is BADER like masterBADER or BADER like she’s the BADDEST around….but I’m running with masterBADER because the kind of content she puts out there to her 140k fans seems to be designed for that reason alone.
Sure, there could be an element of “look at my awesome life”….or “I really want you to know that I do fitness”….but ultimately, it’s seeking validation through masturbation so give the girl what she wants…
Image Credit – Instagram
Posted in:Instagram Babe
2024
04
Apr
Most people say they want to die from being fucked to death by some big titty hooker, at least most people I know want to die by fucking….
The whole cancer thing is way too fucking annoying, the whole dying in your sleep uneventful, the whole dying in a horrible accident painful, the dying from a murder is dark….so dying fucking is the only way anyone should want to go…
Unfortunately for me, I am probably going to die trying to keep up with some hot ass girl in a pair of tight pants…hot ass is just motivational but my heart can’t keep up with it…because I think I’m stroking out because of a pair of grey leggings 10 minutes go…and in hindsight, I’d rather die fucking…
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2024
04
Apr
Sydney Sweeney is the single most popular celebrity of our time. Some old timer boomer fucks like you will call her mid, because of her average and dopey looks, but you’re just not up to speed with the look of the generation of autistic internet freaks and to them, she is hotness.
I’m more about her tits and the fact that she does or has done enough nude scenes to last a lifetime for people into jerking off to celebrity tits….and she did it in her prime, as a way to solidify herself in this rather than as an after thought when her insignificant career started to fade. The reason she is viral, making huge money, paying off her mom’s mortgage…is the tits because we’re perverts into tits and let that be a lesson to you all, that showing off your tits is good for your future development no matter what they say…
Anyway, she posted her homie named Kaylee McGregor who is an executive at Sweeney’s production company. They make movies.
Her homie has bikini pics on her instagram, so if she’s a friend of Sweeney’s with a set of tits that may not be as substantial as Sweeney’s but still worth looking at, then she’s a friend to us all…
Meet Kaylee…
Posted in:Kaylee McGregor
2024
04
Apr
Fuck you Caylee Cowan and your Casey Affleck lovin’ tits….
Caylee Cowan and her team hired by her boyfriend are pretty fucking annoying…
When Caylee was a scenester chick in LA being passed around fromj rich guy to rich guy to pay her rent all while she tried to chase her dream of being a famous actress, she was using her tits in social media content and photoshoots to get noticed.
So naturally, as a titty blogger, I was posting her shameless titty content to help her put her name on the map. Like those rich guys paying her rent because of her tits, and those fans who started to follow her because of her tits, I was a part of her rise to Casey Affleck’s cock, which is where the tits landed.
Sure, an insignificant part of her landing on Affleck’s cock, but without titty blogs reposing the titty content, you have to wonder if she would have even existed…
Anyway, I got lawyer letters for weeks at a time demanding I take down all her titty content, which she didn’t even own the copyright on, but just happened to be in the content….which means they didn’t really have a case to actually sue me for nothing since I have nothing….but I don’t like that dark energy in my life and her tits sure as fuck aren’t hot enough to keep up on the site….
But it did make me deeply hate Caylee Cowan….So seeing her at an event thanks to being Casey Affleck’s fleshlight featuring tits inspired me to share my Caylee Cowan Truth and that’s that she’s trying to erase her whore-story / which is her history from when she was a whore and that shit is annoying…
TO SEE MORE OF HER TITS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE
Posted in:Caylee Cowan
2024
04
Apr
I am sure we can collectively agree that we wish this was a lot more exciting…but Gal Gadot is abotu 45 years old and has a bunch of kids, so it’s about as exciting as you’d expect it to be if you didn’t have a boner for Wonder Woman going into this, but you do and you can’t help it because your only friends were the comic books you’d escape to because your childhood was sad…and she is the personification of that, at least the modern version of that, but I’m far more into Lynda Carter’s tits than this….
Posted in:Gal Gadot
2024
04
Apr
TITTY DROP….
I stopped doing these galleries which would appear to be out of extreme laziness, but the reality is that it’s out of not being rewarded for my hard work and efforts and only having so much time in a day to do this bullshit for ungrateful fucks like you.
So I stopped doing these galleries because they take effort and I don’t get paid for this shit, so I don’t really need to do them…but the POWER of the Titty Drop is compelling and since it didn’t become a professional sport yet, I figure I have to do my part to contribute to the success of the Titty Drop.
I need us all to keep on TITTY DROPPING, so that means watching the Titty Drop if you don’t have TITTY to drop or producing TITTY DROPS if you do.
Long live the TITTY DROP.
Posted in:Titty Drop
2024
04
Apr
Alison Brie, we are glad isn’t Brie Larson but they are named after the same cheese, just differently.
This one is married to one of the Franco Brother’s is on some promotional tour, so we can assume a new movie is out and she’s putting in her contractual obligations because when she’s not promoting bullshit, we don’t hear anything about the old weathered wife.
She is wearing a short skirt and power suit blazer, like woman trying to climb the corporate ladder in the 80s because they didn’t realize that being a trad wife was a better goal since working fucking sucks.
Her legs look long enough for you to want to climb up like a rope at your crotchfit gym because you are into that kind of thing in efforts to bury your face in her creamy baked brie…yes…I am calling her pussy a creamy baked brie….assuming she has a vagina, which you can’t really do in this demonic hollywood industry, but since we can’t see any balls, we’ll assume she’s got a vagina…but you can never be too sure of its authenticity even if she did have a vagina.
Posted in:Alison Brie
2024
04
Apr
Tate McRae more like TITS McRae is some 20 year old Canadian who at 23 was the first Canadian Finalist on “So You Think You Can Dance”.
I’ve only heard of her in the last few days, since I’m very out of touch with the whereabouts of teen finalists from Canada on “So You Think You Can Dance” for obvious fucking reasons.
As it turns out, most people aren’t like me, and they helped McRae go viral in 2017 with some self produced songs that landed her a record deal that by 21 had her on the Forbes 30 under 30 list….which is a list that you can buy your placement on….but at the same time, I still never heard of her or her tits but it was during COVID and I was too busy drinking and streaming. nonsense…you know HUNKERING DOWN since we were all in it together…social distancing and meeting up with family members draped in shower curtains and other insanity because it was the dumbest viral troll to happen in ANY of our lifetimes.
Anyway, through it all she’s had big tits that I should have known more about her, but I’ll make up for it now…
The more important news is that she uses her big that aren’t that big but big enough tits as part of her marketing campaign, because if we can learn anything from all the famous big tits before her, the big tits really work….people fucking love them.
Posted in:Tate McRae
