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2009

03

Jul

Cheryl Cole’s Cleavage for the Non-Americans of the Day

I assume the only Americans who are reading this are lonely and friendless virgins with little to do, because it’s the fourth of July weekend and even the cunts on The View took the week off to spend at the cottage with the fuckin’ family, or wherever the fuck you people go on your time off, but I expect it to be a place where computers aren’t the priority, because computers are the fuckin’ devil and you spend enough time on the shit during the week, so while you American are out eating corndogs, watching baseball, beating up gays and blacks and being proud of being fat trailer trash, I’m gonna post this hot little UK popstar for my Europeans who can appreciate a hot set of tits on a vagina that’s locked onto one of their pro athletes….Her name is Cheryl Cole and she’s pretty luxurious..

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|cleavage

2009

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Leaving Her Birthday Spray Tan of the Day

I am not successful and I don’t know anything about business or marketing, but when you are selling a low level product, let’s say a spray tan in a can like you were Lindsay Lohan, you’re probably better off getting your professional birthday spray tan in the privacy of your own “Samantha Ronson” home, so that the world doesn’t see you leaving a spray tan salon, pretty much telling us that your product isn’t good enough for you and that even you don’t bother with it and just attached your name to it for a quick fuckin’ buck, cuz that kind of hypocrisy and money grubbin sell out scamming behavior pisses me off and if you didn’t have such nice breasts, I’d probably write you a heavy worded email regarding this important personal business matter.

Here are the pics and I think it’s still her birthday, so Happy Birthday, asshole

Posted in:cleavage|Lindsay Lohan

2009

03

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Heavy Petting Some Dog of the Day

You know what happens when nobody loves you, when no one wants to give you the time of day, when nobody wants to work or talk to you because you are a worthless nobody, when even your family doesn’t answer your calls because on your rise to fame you alienated everyone you knew like a little cunt, cuz you were thinking that it was only up from there and that your peak was actually just the beginning, and that you’d never fade into obscurity like some useless trend, like Hypercolor T-shirts or some shit, you get a dog, because as long as you feed the fuckin’ thing, it’ll act like it likes you, and sometimes it feels good to take of something that depends on you, when everyone else around you just expects you to fail, not to mention all it takes to get oral sex is a food on genitals, and I’m sure you know that trick doesn’t work with real chicks.

Either way, you can kinda see up her skirt as she shows off her legs and gets busy with some random dog like the whore that she is.

Posted in:Dog|Heavy Petting|Krisin Cavallari

2009

03

Jul

Katie Price’s Non-Existant Ass in her Short Shorts of the Day

Katie Price and her Pineapple shirt are so not the kind of people you’d expect to see in Ed Hardy. You know cheesy as fuck bottle service guidos with retarded fake tits, fake hair, fake everything, tons of make-up, a vagina that has seen many fuckin’ dick like some kind of glorified stripper or whore that all the other strippers or whores look up to in envy, because she’s made it into the mainstream world and is set for life is not Ed Hardy’s market. Ed Hardy is not meant for the cheesy assholes in the clubs tryin’ to look like they have money, it is a premium brand and premium price points that are for premium people with old money, who like classic styles and not offensively loud shit to draw attention to how much they spent on a fuckin’ t-shirt because they have something to prove and see it as status.

I don’t know if that made sense, but if it didn’t, I blame Katie Price’s flat non existant ass, we get that she fucked with nature and jacked her tits up, but lookin at an ass like that on a body that has tits like hers, is so against nature, that it’s on some tranny-level of unnatural shit.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Katie Price|Shorts

2009

03

Jul

Girls Please Learn from this Dude of the Day

I hate the fact that everytime someone loses their shit and strip naked, whether it is a homeless person, a drunk or high person, or someone totally mentally unstable they always have a fuckin’ dick. It was a dude who I once say naked on a pool table with a pool cue in his ass, it was a dude I saw on the side of the street high on MDMA jerking his dick, it was a dude who I say passed out naked on a park bench covered in what looked like chocolate syrup, and it is NEVER fuckin’ girls. No matter how insane a bitch is, no matter how fucked up and high she is, I have never seen a girl voluntarily throw off her clothes, it’s always taken negotiations on my part to get a little pussy flash, and I’d love if just once, while sitting on a bus, on a fuckin’ plane, on a fuckin’ train or even in a fuckin’ horsedrawn carriage, a chick would start stripping and screaming and running back and fuckin’ forth, pussy and tits out in the motherfuckin open like this dude who did it on some United Airways flight….who got restrained by two off duty cops, who I hear thought this was the high point of their careers….who later got arrested, but Ladies, do not let that stop you!!! Please.

Posted in:Crazy Man|Naked|Plane

2009

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still recovering cuz I am a pussy, speaking off pussy, send me pictures of yours to win a chance to be eaten out by me. It’s not really a prize for you, but it is to me.

Here are my stepLINKS

Because Thursday Isn’t Friday and You Need Something Prevent Your Own Suicide
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Mischa Barton is the Government Check Version of LoHan
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Remember When Michael Jackson Sang Lisa Happy Birthday
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Janet Jackson’s Sluttiest Pics
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Sex From 1-2-3
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Bikini Girls Shake
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FUCK OF TRAFFIC!!!
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This Whole 70’s Thing From the Runaways Has Got Me Wanting to Bang Kristen Stewart
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White Trash Weddings – A Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Babe Talks Renting Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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Hey Julianne Moore, I Think You Need Some Fuckng Sun
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Bubbles Where Are You Now
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Denise Richards Bikini Camel Toe
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Rihanna Will You Marry Me?
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Hayden Panty-Airs Looks More Like a Troll Everyday
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Nicky Hilton Stops For Gas
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uper Models Pose with Rock Stars
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I Don’t Want to be An Asshole or Anything, But Man Jessica Simpson Has Got to Lose Some Weight
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Birthday Stripdown
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Sticky, Sticky Road
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Nasty Blonde Bottle Fuck
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Get Sex the Only Way a Virgin Like You Can
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Raven Alexis Says Vi
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Holy Fuck is This The Week of Death, or What?
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Coffee Cup Drum Kit
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How About Some Antique Porn
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The “Big One” May Do Playboy
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Sarah Harding Short Shorts
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Pamela, Alicia and Kiwi Share a Cock
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Meet Emelie
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Anyone Wanna Bang Ashley Tisdale
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Venus is Sexy and From the Ukraine
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To Lindsay Lohan, On Your Birthday
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Sasha Fierce Wants You to Look Like a Cheap Trick this Fall
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Who Doesn’t Love Puppets?
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Who’s Going to the Donkey Show
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Spew Spinner 5000
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Big Asses Make Life Worth Living
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Michael Jackson’s Funeral Wil Be at the Staples Center? WTF?!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Jul

Some Rap Video With Girls in Lingerie of the Day

I like rap videos when they get girls in their lingerie and shake their asses, even if their asses aren’t prime fuckin’ quality, I mean what would you expect from a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of with limited budget for whores. I’m not picky, I spend most of my time in bootleg stripclubs, you know the ones struggling to stay alive, that offer cheap drinks and cheap women, so I’m down with this shit.

Posted in:Dougie D|strippers

2009

02

Jul

Maria Del Alamo and Gary Dourdan and the Beach of the Day

This girl’s face may be a little bullshit and I’m not just saying that becuase there’s some brown motherfuckin shit all up on it, I am saying that because she’s got the kind of nose that makes you think you’re jerking off to a caricature you bought on the boardwalk, but whatever the fuck is goin on with her body is pretty fuckin’ alright by me.

Her name is Maria, she’s trying to remind us of some new age West Side Story, when really all she is is the dude from CSI’s drug connect frontin as his love interest, because it makes things less suspect. I’m onto you, when really I’d just want to be cumming on you. Word.

Posted in:Beach|Gary Dourdan|Maria Del Alamo

2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2009

02

Jul

Elizabeth Berkley’s Menopause Ass of the Day

There was a time when Elizabeth Berkley was the hottest shit, you know a little Saved by the Bell Saturday morning jerk off session. There was a time she was getting naked and givin lap dances in movies and now she’s just menopausal. I guess that is the circle of life or someshit, but I’m no philosopher so I could be wrong.

Posted in:Ass|Elizabeth Berkley