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2022

14

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE….but at least I can spend my summers watching people who menstruate in short shorts pick up their dog’s shit…it’s a hobby, a passion, something to do on a budget….you can even offer to help by laying next to them with a dollar in your mouth. It works at the stripclub, I can’t imagine it not working in a dog park….it’s not like strippers are all that different than regular menstruating humans…assuming they are still human after their gene therapy….which I don’t….you HYBRID robot freaks…

Here are some morning Links…

Sami Sheen Joins OnlyFans and Her Dad Charlie Blames Denise Richards!
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Hot Tennis Host with the Fatty Tits
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Nude Model from Kazakhstan
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Halsey’s Baby Doesn’t Like Her Singing Voice!
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Two more women set to file civil lawsuits against Deshaun Watson
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Hornets Forward Montrezl Harrell is Facing Felony Drug Charges After Three Pounds of Marijuana Found During a Traffic Stop
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Semi Truck Destroys Trailer
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Baby Seal Thanks Rescuer
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Jeep Gets Rear Ended
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Mick Jagger Tests Positive for Covid
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Avril Lavigne Looking Like a Midget with her Creepy Boyfriend
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If You Like Cam Girls, Support Cam Girls!
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2022

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t want to be like all the other sites, but Drag Queen storytime is one of the weirdest fucking events of our time..

When perverted birthday clowns in clown outfits are grown men in lingerie and gowns with names like “Latitia Mycunt” or whatever…and parents think it’s amazing…

I don’t care if you take your kids to pride, but don’t bring pride to elementary schools, especially when showing the pride involves showing the dick, it’s perverted…..

But I do love the word “Faggot” and I’m so glad that you’re allowed to say it ALL month for Pride…

I remember going to some gay campground as a kid, this was the 80s and we didn’t know it was a gayness campground, it was just the cheapest option because they were luring in unsuspecting campers to fuck…and as it turns out, the amount of ass fucking that I saw in the woods, by the pool, on the dock at a “family friendly” “resort” was pretty fucking gay….it was an introduction to that lifestyle that left me walking crooked for years…..and I didn’t turn gay….or did I? Faggot.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kim K and Pete Davidson’s Erotic Beach Getaway in Picture
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A Rod and his New Girl in Italy in Bikini
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Halsey in her Underwear Posing with Bananas
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Selena Gomez Face Filtered and Busty
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Halsey Pokies
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Rafaella Santos Works South Beach in her Bikini
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Golf Babe Paige Spiranac Welcoms the US Open
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Gabrielle Union Skinny Dips
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Worst Cakes Ever
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The Circle Beard is becoming a THing
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Romance Ends
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Christina Aguilera Jerks Off a Strap On for a Pride Event – Totally Shocking and Unexpected from the Hibernating Popstar who Came Back Hard for this.
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Goes Topless With a Friend in The Blue Lagoon
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Madison Pettis’ Outdoor Shower
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Britney Gets a Restraining Order
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DQ Disaster
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The Bella Twins are Grand Marshals
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Instant Regret Fails
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Kid Gets to Rev Motorbike
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Jennifer Hudson Earns her EGOT
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Roofer Proves State Farm Inspector Wrong
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John Elway Missed Out on $900 Million From the Broncos Sale
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Some Proof of Evolution
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Dear Comes Running
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Squid Game Gets Season 2
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Nuclear Reactor with Sound
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Izabel Goulart’s Hottest Thong Table Football Game
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Golf Babe Claire Hogle in Shorts
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Russian Photographer Does All Kinds of Erotic Shoots
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Woman Who Assaulted Flight Attendant Gets her Sentenc
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News Anchor Laughs at Police Sketch
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David Blaine Pierces Arm for Gervais
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Candice Swanepoel and her Vintage Band Shirts
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Seahawks WR DK Metcalf Reportedly Spotted on a Date With Singer Normani
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Nude Model Posing on the Rocks
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Man With Breasts Prank
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Why Aren’t their Flights Between Asia and South America
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Paige VanZant -Skimpy Outfit
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Self Assembling Wires to Scare You
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F1 Wheel Guns
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Steph Curry’s Parents Did a Full Spouse Swap
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Simple Swag for You To Buy
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Tove Lo on Stage in a Thong
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Carrie Underwood’s Fit Legs
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Soliel Moon Frye’s Tits she had Reduced in the 90s have Grown Back..They Are BIG
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts
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Sarah Hyland on the Streets
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Tony Awards
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Miley Cyrus Hikes in a Sports Bra
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Amanda Seyfried in a Red Dress
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Luci Levant in Tight Outfit
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Lea Michele Still Ugly
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Becky G Performs in Lingerie Looking Outfit
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Dua Lipa’s Ass in Concert
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Julianne Hough at the Tony Awards
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Shailene Woodley in LA
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Rachel Zegler in a Dress
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Dove Cameron Goth at an Event
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Selena Gomez at an Event
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Pam Anderson’s Titties Out
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Normani in a Titty Dress
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Hailey Bieber on TV
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Frida Aasen in a Dress
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Charlize Theron Lives – Barely
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Charlize Wright – – E Commerce Model Got Titties
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Sofia Boutella at an Event
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Kylie Minogue in weird Fuck Me Boots
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cute Bush Creams the Dildo
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Hot Ass Bitches
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Operation Pussy Destroyer
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Mental Mondays
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Masturbating Babe
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Railroad Baron
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Locked Pussy
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Fuck the Ceramic Floor
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Demmy Blaze is a Huge Titty Model
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fatty Face Sitting
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Nude Model Sarissle
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Nude Micki and her Sex toys
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Wall Fucker
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Big Boobies
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Slow Motion Squirt
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29 People having a Shitty Day
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Table Top Dildo Ride
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Anal Virginity Lost – Sure
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Bikini Pisser
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Mom Joins the Fun
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Hold On Tight
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Stupid Human Shit
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Hotel Fucks
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Dildo Riders
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Two Girls Call a Dude to Fuck
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Long Toy
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Gallery of the Booty
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Fuck Books Nerd
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Naked Megan Blossond
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Creepy Dildo in the Ass
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Hot Naked Titty Model
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Sitting on a Creepy Dildo
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Bouncy Latina
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Making Messes
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2022

13

Jun

Harry Potter Tits of the Day

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Apparently these are some new pics of Emma Watson’s tanning the titties because she is European, assuming you consider the UK part of Europe, which I guess it is, but we’re dealing with some snaggled tooth pasty woman with British etiquette and prudish behavior and not the free spirited Spanish or Italian latin fiery tits you’d want…

She is one of these weird celebs that has such a deep rooted fan base of pervert who love Harry Potter and watched her grow up, eagerly waiting for her to turn 18 so they could finally jack off to her, like you did with your neighbor’s daughter…”one day she will be 18 and I can sexualize her, until then….I’ll jerk off to other 18+ ladies because I am decent”.

So the idea of her being topless, and it’s not the first time she’s been topless, is probably the kind of thing that may make one morbid obese wand carrying basement dweller die of a heart attack jacking off to this.

Are her tits substantial, no, but I am a small titty ambassador and don’t care if the tiny tits aren’t as perky as you’d want tiny tits to be…so long as I get to see the tits, it’s the big tit sag that’s far more offensive.

The point of the story is, be like Emma Watson and pull them titties out of you boxers, or stare at hers, either way, this shit will kill Harry Potter nerds and that is why we must make it go viral.

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2022

13

Jun

Brie Larson Bruised Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who told Brie Larson that she’s a babe who deserves to act like other babes on the internet with the whole posting half nakede for attention.

The idea that this bottom feeding dick sucker who tried so fucking hard to get famous for the bulk of her career, because she got started pretty young, but never quite hit because no one found her that impressive, until deciding to find her impressive, which is probably when souls were sold or back room deals at the ritualistic Hollywood parties were made, plotting the course of her career from Oscar winner in some indie movie anyone would have won an Oscar for, to A-list pay in the Comic book movies they make for China and low hanging minds of America to sustain their movie making business with clickbait dog shit.

So I guess people who get marketed to easily have decided she’s a sex symbol, she’s lt it get to her head, and has taken it to the gym, to get those abs and fit body that looks like a middle aged mom who jogs too much to deal with her terrible life choices….

She’s got this big dopey looking head you’d expect to see at the lesbian knitting club, in the library getting books on vegan remedies for her cats, and nothing about her says rockstar, celebrity, hot chick, YOUNG and vibrant…

SHE IS AN IMPOSTER….but when half naked pics happen and they feature some bruises you can pretend she got fucking, because she probably does fuck, what else is she fucking doing while pretending to be a celebrity…..we post them for the idiots who have been marketed to and confuse her for being hot.

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2022

13

Jun

Shailene Woodley Bikini of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is some tall as shit activist actress who got arrested fighting for the environment because bitch hates oil pipelines, but clearly doesn’t hate getting pipe, because for a while she was fucking an NFL player, who we’ll assume has a penis along with his fat bank account.

As it turns out, the hippie activist who was totally misguided in hating oil pipelines is to blame for the high gas prices you’re feeling today…..but at least she’s got tits she’s willing to pull out in a bikini in what looks like the most ghetto and disgusting beach around, one of those kitty litter for the homeless, because I like my beaches to not look like inner city housing projects….and more like tropical vacation adventures….but I guess you can’t be some climate activist if you don’t get your feet in the mask, condom and heroin needle e.Coli sand.

I don’t know who her friend is, I just know they are not in the right position, since I’m not seeing any scissoring going on….which is really the only side by side, group buddy photo we need.

Shailene Woodley Bikini of the Day

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2022

13

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS are the aspirational creatures that give other moms hope that they’ll still be fuckable after they breed, destroy their body through childbirth, destroy souls from slaving away and all those sleepless nights, exhausting themselves by saying “it is all worth it, so rewarding”…..which they probably don’t actually believe, at least not until the kids are grown up and out of the house…..

MILFs are the reminder that starting that family may seem like a good idea when trying to be that normie suburban life, when you’re in that longterm relationship that barely has sex anymore, before realizing that fucking is the only release of joy you get as a bitch, so you best be as fuckable as possible, now that you’ve got this baggage that comes along with you, or that at least makes itself known upon close pussy inspection.

I’m not against moms, I used to be, but then I realized that the system wants us to be against moms, they want to destroy the family unit, so celebrating moms worthy of a fuck like they aren’t moms is important to help reassure them that being a mom is impressive and enough reason for us to look past the pussy hanging down to her knee, or that afterbirth still attached to her cervix ALL these years later….

We live in a matriarchy, mom’s are impressive 3D printers and after they’ve thrown int he towel and are willing to get naked like this, you know, they probably fuck with spirit and spirit, if you’ve learned anything from watching handicapped people in sport, goes a long way.

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2022

13

Jun

Toni Collette Dead Tits of the Day

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I made the mistake of watching the Staircase series based on the documentary or true crime story of a creepy ass bi-sexual veteran who was a best selling author and an aspiring mayor who lied about getting a purple heart in Vietnam finding his wife dead after bleeding out at the bottom of the stairs…20 years after his neighbor had the same fate, only for him to raise her kids as his own…

It was a mistake to watch because I didn’t even like the documentary, and seeing Colin Firth do an impression of the creepy narcissist is unsettling and not in a good way….

In one scene you can see him eat Toni Collette’s ass after fucking some male escort up the ass at a peep show next to Blockbusters when he went out to rent a movie…which we can all go through life without ever seeing.

In other scenes, you can see her dead tits, you know autopsy table porn, the hottest shit for the weirdos, not so hot to me….I never subscribed to necrophilia as a fetish….

So some near 50 year old Australian ass and titties for Netflix…..CANCEL YOUR NETFLIX…..it’s brainwashing garbage to distract you with this kind of weird fucking SMUT.

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2022

13

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The biggest revelation of the last two years in my great awakening to how fake and gay everything is and how society is totally designed without any of our best interest in mind, by a bunch of fucking criminals we’re all too busy to hold accountable, with the whole them versus us bullshit that the general population was too weak to ever stand up against, but instead just took it up the ass….

You know, learning that the news, the science, the talking heads, the elected officials, the authorities, the restaurant and small business owners, the general population, are just a bunch of little weak bitches who push the narrative, virtue signalling and committed to their bullshit cause they are told to commit to without any fucking research…you know, like getting an experimental gene therapy that’s never been through human trials….and still are a year out of human trials..

So yeah, the biggest revelation of the last two years is that the medical working ladies are pretty fucking bold and pull their cunts out in the medical facilities because I guess when there’s a fake pandemic going on, where you’re being told you’re a hero, and you’re not working nearly as much as you should be because no one outside of the pandemic are allowed in, you find ways to entertain yourself and monetize like these ladies…

So medical workers being naughty at work, not caring about getting fired, and not getting fired despite basically being so obvious, I mean if you work with any of these ladies, you DEFINITELY recognize them and that makes it even more incredible…wild fucking world….more money in porn, just not when you’re me.

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2022

13

Jun

Rowan Blanchard Blonde of the Day

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In HUGE fucking news that will change your fucking life, especially when the stock market is crashing, crypto is crashing, mortgage rates are going up, gas is unaffordable, your million dollar pandemic house is going to be worth 100k in one year and other fun things that we haven’t even dug into, like pandemics, Bieber vaccine injuries to normalize all the people who will end up with vaccine injuries, Britney Spears fake weddings, Johnny Depp fake court cases, Matt McConaughey hired to fight for gun control despite using guns in 18 of his movies….glorifying that shit…because he’s a hired actor…..and ROWAN BLANCHARD a Disney kid they created and turned into a nude hipster on the internet without it damaging her ability to be hired, because they are just trying to cater to the current climate of girls being slutty on the internet, fighting for those views with their own pros that no one gives a shit about…HAS GONE BLONDE..

Hold onto your fucking britches….ROWAN BLANCHARD has gone blonde…and she’s in a bikini because girls and whores love bikinis….more than ever….because it increases the analytics on their lazy fucking content because we’re all perverts.

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2022

13

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some titties doing what they’re meant to do..all nourishing and recession proof the way you want them to be….

Because you may or may not know that there is a potential economic collapse headed our way to destroy the middle class, they pretend it’s not happening, or they blame dumb shit like Russia or Covid on it happening, but the reality is that it’s totally manufactured…..because they hate you…

I saw some farmer bitching on TikTok about how her feed is now 8 times more expensive than it was last year….meaning the price of Beef will likely be 10 times more expensive come the fall..

That will likely trickle down to things like dairy, where you won’t be able to afford milk and cheeses…..

Which is why you ned to find one of these moms who still lactates to hook up to your milking machine in your basement…that way you can be an expert in TITTY cheese and not the same TITTY cheese some of you may have experienced from a fat girl with fat tits who doesn’t shower too well…it exists..and it smells like old sneakers…but rather the GOOD titty cheese….

It also makes the titties swoll, so more fun to look at when the other poor planners are running around doing cannibal shit to survive….because when you are starved out…you start to eat each other….and not in an orgasm enducing way, but in a fucking tribe of people, probably homeless and crazy coming and knocking down your suburban door to have their way with you

EXCITING times…find some tit milk to survive.

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