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2022

14

Jun

Selena Gomez Busted Bikini Body of the Day

Selena Gomez has managed to create the worst possible bikini picture of social media of all time, which is a pretty big accomplishment since she’s an industry princess, an earner, someone with a huge amount of budget, access, and probably some pros on her team that are trained and experienced, even the best in what they do….yet this is what they captured.

Then you’ve got to factor in that she’s Selena Gomez, who is already so fucking famous, that she doesn’t ned to do this low hanging fruit bikini selfies like a girl who just tuned 18, just launched an OnlyFans, and is just trying to get an audience to their channel…..I mean this is Selena Gomez…why the clickbait…

Is it to show off the new big tits, is it to show off the kidney transplant scar, you know, LUPUS, I mean there are ways for her to go viral, with tits, and Kidney Scar that we’ll assume means she can’t get pregnant when you cum in her, and this ain’t one of them….but some pixelated Gomez titties from a distance with the sun is still worth a post, it’s Selena Gomez, regardless of how bad this shot is.

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2022

14

Jun

Dove Cameron’s Creepy Goth of the Day

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Here’s a Disney Kid who does a terrible job convincing me that she wasn’t created for the industry, or trafficked into the industry, with “adoptive” parents, who didn’t mind selling her to the industry, since she was created for the industry….

Maybe that’s a little too extreme, you know the talent breeding lab in the basement of Space Mountain….but she looks like a victim of the industry, maybe manipulated by the industry, or abused by the industry with some trauma based mind control, since they need to control their popular talent with 50 million followers..

The whole dark, goth, depressing, cutter doesn’t turn me on…excite me….even if they say broken depressive girls with mental health issues that I don’t believe in, but that they fucking believe in with their victim attitudes fuck well….who wants to abuse themselves through that unstable suicidal and dark shit…I mean a lot of people would based on her celebrity and the whole crazy girls like to fuck thing…so I don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s Dove Cameron being a candy coated, rich as shit, GOTH….because life is so dark for you when you live in Hollywood hell…

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2022

14

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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What do these bitches thing, it’s Tuesday?

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2022

14

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Things to Wear to the Beach is my celebration of the bathing suits that the ladies of the world need to make themselves feel relevant and important on the internet….

Even the middle of the road mom who just got dumped by her husband of 30 years likes the attention she gets when on her “divorce” trip to a tropical destination to unwind after all the stress….only to slip into a swimsuit….to take some selfies on her snorkelling tour….to upload to the internet to make her network of friends and colleagues jealous, or horny, depending on how much weight she’s carrying after said divorce…..

That’s just one example of girls loving the excuse to strip down, “it’s just a swimsuit, this is what they look like”….so that people get off to them, excited by them, because we can all agree that we’d rather see anyone we know half naked, even if we don’t even really want to see them half naked at all.

The swimsuit fuels the internet and life an here’s my round-up….of totally random people in swimsuits!

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2022

14

Jun

Bella Hadid on the Balcony of the Day

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Here’s one of those Bella Hadid troll looking bitch that has been packaged as unique looking top model all because she pushes sales for the people who hire her…She’s part of the culture, relevant, and thus important to pretend is a super model, even though it’s a whole new era and that old celebrity shit no longer exists, it’s now strictly just a bunch of try hards succeeding at trying hard in ways that may be empty, but pay well and for a rich kid, probably give her purpose.

She’s wearing a Disney Princess looking LARPING dress you’d expect on a fat nerdy chick at the Medieval Faire grounds on her perch as nerds have sword fights with weapons crafted from pool noodles….

My original caption was “JUMP”…..I figure less is more and I always over write these posts no one reads…but I figured no one would understand what I meant by “Jump”…even though it’s pretty straight forward…..do it for HUMANITY…..girl.

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2022

14

Jun

Kara Del Toro’s Bikini Ass on a Bike of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am one of those dudes who looks at every biking girl’s ass/pussy area when she’s either biking towards me or away from me, mainly because it’s foreplay for when I jerk off sniffing the seat when they lock them up outside their apartments or stores they are shopping in, and it’s nice to be able to equate the bike to the pussy….or ass…because you’d be surprise at how many girls skirt with no panties as they ride against the wind….I just assume it is like riding a motorbike and they come from the friction, but I’ve been told conflicting stories from the women who bike when doing research for this seat sniffing fetish.

So, seeing big titty instagram model who tries really fucking hard, Kara Del Toro, in her swimsuit on a bike, playing casual when we know she’s a horny little pervert exhibitionist who will act mad when catching you sniffing her seat, but secretly loves it…..is a good time

She’s also brought her tits out because she’s the director, producer and filmer of the Kara Del Toro show that I guess she feels is SUPER fucking interesting, even though I always say “Who gives a fuck about these idiots”..other than themselves, no one….but at least there are tits involved.

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2022

14

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I just saw a dude in a mini skirt running around with his boxer short wearing ass exposed and I thought to myself….damn, I appreciate small natural tits on a biological woman, it’s far hotter than watching a dude in a skirt pretending to be a girl, even though all the dudes pretending to be girls, or who identify as girls play slutty anime versions of women, because I guess that’s how they interpret womanhood, before imitating it and making you call them women….

I appreciated small tits before we had a transgender problem and would laugh at dudes who would call small tit girls little boys….which in and of itself was always weird to me, since they have vaginas which is really the target entry point for me.

So here are some small tits….

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2022

14

Jun

Dua Lipa Horny of the Day

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Dua Lipa may not be as insane as a Christina Aguilera, who no one has heard anything about in the last decade or more, but who decided to exploit her Spanish heritage with a Spanish language album, knowing that Spanish market on an international level is fucking huge and worth learning Spanish to pull off….but more importantly, who decided to exploit her Gay audience, because you know the gays love her, at al All Ages LA pride show doing something you’d expect from Miley at her peak of damaging a generation of kids, jerking off her strap on dick in some tranny suit….

The whole thing makes me uncomfortable, like who is behind this shit, who is telling her what to do, advising her on this Satanic shit, but it could be satan himself.

I’m also not some Christian, Christ-Like, follow my lead to salvation type, I am pretty perverted, but just not as perverted as society has become…because if you told me in the early 2000s that Aguilera would be jerking off a rubber dyke cock on stage in 20 years, I would think you’re nuts, now it’s going to be a trend…a weird fucking trend…that I anticipate seeing at the park this summer.

So when seeing Aguilera doing her weird clickbait for attention in front of kids, that should be illegal….Dua Lipa, a new popular popstar, top of the charts starlet…fucking her mic stand in a mini skirt for the kids, seems far more acceptable, hotter and worthy of celebrating and encouraging….

I guess that is how it works out, they go so weird, that what would have been inappropriate is now welcomed with only arms in a “JUST Don’T Get the Strap-on On to jerk off like that Boomer X-Tina trying to stay relevant for her gods”….

I call this the best of two evils…

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2022

14

Jun

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is some 22 year old actress who has a mom who was in the industry and sisters in the industry because the mom has no issue throwing the kids into the mix for the family’s ego and personal gain….I mean, isn’t that the whole point of kids, training them to do money making shit so that you don’t have to, especially if that money making shit is illegal, so that if they get arrested the kids only get a slap on the wrist and are out by 18…which probably doesn’t apply to the Alyn Lind family, since their money making is in the acting world, which I am sure is borderline criminal at some parties, especially for child stars, but for the most part it’s Glamorous and Exciting….isn’t it.

Anyway, the big titty actress from Disney/ABC’s Big Sky, is in some bathing suit pics, not showing off her big tits nearly enough, while looking like she’s either filtered to shit, CGI, or some kind of surgery ridden young person…..which I guess is the look they all go for.

This isn’t all that exciting, but that made up stripper looking face in the ocean, is pretty silly looking and reminds me of a 45 year old on her first cruise documented for facebook, instead of a 22 year old LA rich kid making her own money in a show that wasn’t cancelled yet.

Either way, bitches in swimsuits living better lives that you. Fun.