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2009

14

Jan

I am not this Jesus Martinez of the Day

I have had at least 1 email about this dude named Jesus Martinez who sold his 14 year old daughter for beer, meat and some cash. I just wanted to clear things up and let you all know that isn’t me. I wasn’t clever enough to sell my stepdaughter when she was still prime real estate and if I was, it would have been for a lot of money for her virginity and then by the hour and not for marriage to one dude for 16,000 dollars. Also, I am smart enough to know that if the dude didn’t pay up, I wouldn’t have called the cops to get myself arrested for underage prostitution, I would have just broke some fuckin’ legs, so now that that’s cleared up, I can go back to writing about useless celebrities I don’t care about and who don’t inspire me. Sluts.

On a side note the police said:

In the Oaxacan community, such an agreement is “normal and honorable,” he said. “In California, it’s against the law.”

So now you know where to retire….the Mexican state of Oaxaca,

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Bonus – Here’s a List of the Dowry…to See What the Dad Thought the Daughter was Worth….

Posted in:Jesus Martinez|Pimp

2009

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Maybe I am still depressed, probably thanks to a couple of days of hard drinking, maybe boredom from doing the same thing everyday from my dirty fucking couch we got for 40 dollars at the Salvation Army, that I am convinced someone has died on, at least once in its lifetime, that I call command center. Maybe it’s got to do with sucking at life, or maybe sucking at choosing a wife, but I think it’s got more to do with hearing a couple of young bitches talking in Starbucks about how Will Smith is an Icon of our generation, how beautiful and talented Megan Fox is and recapping this past Season of The Hills. It makes me wonder if people live their own lives and do things of relevance, or is their life about fixating on other useless people doing useless things and the whole thing made me want to kill myself, but I’ve been through way worse hardships and survived them, so I doubt I’ll say goodbye to the world, tell myself it was a good run then blow my fucking face off, I just feel like it would end my misery that comes from pop culture. On the plus side, there’s a lot of hot pussy out there, I plan on touching each and every one of them, because it’s good to have goals no matter how unattainable they are….

Here are my links…

This Shark is Better Than You
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Well, I Think I May Have Finally Fo sfund My Dream Job
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Did Minka Kelly Get Implants? I Hope So
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Bridgett Neilson Makes Me Want to Throw Up
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Jessica Biel in Some Video Showing Off Her Tits and Moaning…
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Some Adriana Lima Bikini Pics from God Knows When…
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Kimberly is Oh So Fine
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What Happens When You Eat the World’s Hottest Pepper?
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A Day By The Pool Always Makes My Day Better
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Start Your Day Right With SUSHI-O’s
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Some Dirty Tyra Pics…
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Your Top Ten Friends From the 90’s That We All Hope Stay in the 90’s
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Danielle Harrington, Where Did You Come From
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Striptease of the Day
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If American Idol Puts a Hault to Stripper Idol, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Tyra Banks Gets More Disgusting Every Day That Passes
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Grace Jones is Amazing and Shut the Fuck Up If You Don’t Like Her
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Bree Olsen is My Kind of Blonde
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Paris Hilton Will Kill Your Career
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Big Tittes Russian MILF
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This Guy Got Caught Fucking a Cow! VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tuber Goes Through Window
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Dakoda is Just Plain Sexy
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Bunny Hop Fail
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Love When Girls Play Dress Up
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Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Orsi Kocsis Can Be Your Newest Fantasy
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Bunny Strips Down
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Katy Perry Is Trying To Get All Dita Von Tease and Shit and Failing Big Time
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Here’s The Girl From the Bond Movie…Two Years Ago and Still Hot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Bedtime stories With Heather
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Amy Leigh Anddrews is a Bikini Babe
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Here’s Some More Photos From ther AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
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I Hope This Rumor That Madonna May Get Beheadded is True
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Sexually Harassed in Public
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The Girl Who Plays Lil Kim in the Notorious Movie’s Tits Up Close And Personal
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Amy Winehouse Pees Standing Up….
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AMAZING ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FIND!!!!!

Burka Porn…
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Some New York Cleavage
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

13

Jan

Some Kate Hudson Ass on the Beach With Her New Boyfriend of the Day

Kate Hudson has a new boyfriend, not that I care, I just like that she’s been around the celebrity block more than most people but no one ever calls her out for being a flat chested little whore, probably because she’s got a kid, even though the last time I checked, getting pregnant usually happens when you let random dudes fuck you unprotected and your abortion doctor tells you that one more abortion will put you over the edge and never let you have kids again, so either bite the bullet and bring the fucker into the world, or vacuum it out like you have so many times before and celebrate the fact that you’ll never have to take the pill or use condoms again because you are barren. I guess we all know which route Hudson took.

I don’t find her attractive at all, her little girl ass is alright, but the rest of her sucks, and I’ll post the pictures anyway, cuz I got nothing better to do with my time….

Here is Kate Hudson’s Sister in Law Named Erinn Bartlett, She Came in 10th Place in the 1991 Miss Teen USA Pageant…..And Then Kate Hudson’s Brother Came in Her….

Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson

2009

13

Jan

Christina Milian’s Got a New Video of the Day

Christina Milian, a back-up dancer turned popstar a bunch of years ago is not letting the fact that no major label wants anything to do with her, and embracing her shitty contract with Myspace music, by actually going through with a new album and producing some videos for her new song, where she’s definitely not covered in mud and slutty like she was last time around, but still showcasing the little slut she’s hiding in her metallic bathing suit in a more refined and mature way. Sure it sucks, but I’d still fuck her and since shit’s been emailed to me 15 times by the PR people behind the shit, I figured I might as well post it as a plea to get her more naked because she isn’t completely washed up and ready to either pack things in a move far away to start a family, or in an ideal world, reject the rejection from the public and turn to porn to make sure people keep talking about her, so this is the best Milian action we’ve got to work with right now and it is better than nothing…

Bonus- Here’s the Behind the Scenes Video….

Us Against The World – Music Video Shoot

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

13

Jan

Clotilde Courau is Some French Slut in Her One Piece of the Day

Her name is Clotilde, which is probably one of the weirdest names I’ve ever tried to write out. She’s from France, was some kind of actress before doing what all smart girls who realize their beauty is fading do, and that’s marry someone with enough money that they can settle down, pump out some babies and not worry about having to settle for a lifestyle less than what they are used to. She married a Prince, so she’s set, and I’m only really posting this because she’s in a bathing suit and I am bored of anything that involves girls who aren’t in bathing suits. It’s the one thing that I know will remind me that life’s not so bad, even if the bitch in them isn’t so good, especially when she’s breaking all the rules of her European background by not being topless.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Clotilde Courau

2009

13

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Got a Work Out DVD of the Day

I am hoping that this video, despite being direct from the paparazzi, is a fucking joke. You know, like the kind of thing you’d expect to find on Funny or Die or some shit, because in it, Kim Kardashian announces that she’s releasing a work-out DVD. Now, I’ve come to terms with LA being filled with these useless cunts who need to be in the spotlight because they’ve always had everything they’ve ever wanted and the only thing their daddy’s money can’t buy is general acceptance by the public, so they do these sex tapes, they host parties, they go to events and they try to stay relevant, but the idea of Kardashian doing a workout tape is like Jordan promoting breast amputation, Paris Hilton promoting safe sex, Lohan promoting sobriety, or me promoting a self help book. Maybe I’m the only one who isn’t blinded by the glitz and glam and see nothing but a fat pig of a girl, or maybe she’s trying to kill the stigma that she’s a slob of a girl and producing the shit herself. Maybe companies are desperate enough to get any name attached to their shit, but I think it’d be safe to say she’d be better off promoting an all you can eat buffet, you know the pitch could be “Obesity works for me, guys still want my cunt, try the chocolate cake it’s to die for”. I know that working out with her in your living room, is just some twisted shit that would make people like my wife happy, because my wife is fat and would feel better about working on her look with someone who is also fat, like they have some kind of rapport but she’d also be down with the exercises like lifting the chips out of the bag and into your fat whore mouth, or the getting up and walking to the door to pay the pizza delivery guy….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Work Out DVD

2009

13

Jan

Amy Winehouse Hangs with Tits of the Day

Amy Winehouse is living the fucking life. By the looks of these pictures of her hanging out with some hot chick’s tits, she’s still out in the Caribbean de-toxing after spending the last 2 years being fuckin’ wrecked and partying all the fucking time. It’s the kind of lifestyle I’d want to record a hit album to get, but unfortunately the only thing me and Winehouse have in common is our rotting mouths, poor health and addiction and not her angelic voice.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits

2009

13

Jan

David Walliams and Some Chick Named Lauren Budd in Her Bikini of the Day

This is Lauren Budd. I have no fucking idea who she is, but she’s famous enough to not show up on Google. I am really only posting her pictures because she’s in a bikini and if you’re wondering why the paparazzi are after her, it’s because it’s a slow time of year and they have no choice but to follow one of the guys behind that Little Britain show. I always thought they were gay, because every gay guy I know loves the show, but I guess they are just British, which is really just a code word that means the same thing no matter how many vaginas they get inside, they can’t hide the truth behind their accents…

Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Budd

2009

13

Jan

Angelyne Loses It on the Paparazzi of the Day

I don’t know who this clown of a pornstar who doesn’t do porn is, but she’s supposed to be some fixture in LA who put up billboards of herself for no reason other than to put up billboards of herself. She’s on some crazy homeless person you’d cross the street to avoid kick, but instead of trying to bug you for spare change, she drives around in a Pink Corvette, with a pink dog, and plastic surgery everything. She’s what I’d expect from a homeless person who came into money, like if he won the lottery and shit, you know posting billboards of himeself and taking his street performance of crazy to the next level and here she is throwing her drink at the paparazzi because that’s the kind of shit crazy people do and here are some random pics of her….in all her really weird glory….

Posted in:Angelyne|Assault|Paparazzi

2009

13

Jan

Michelle Rodrigues is Still a Dude of the Day

Here are some pictures of Michelle Rodrigues heading to a medical center, I hear she’s going to get checked for testicular cancer.

Posted in:Masculine|Michelle Rodrigues