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2008

18

Sep

Jennifer Aniston’s Big Fat Greek Wedding Ass of the Day

I know there’s nothing more that Jennifer Aniston wants in her life than a Big Fat Greek Wedding than maybe a Big Fat Greek baby, but since that time has come and gone for her, and her life is destined to be spent alone, where the closest thing she will ever have to kids of her own are when her breeding friends ask her to be the Godmother, I have trouble understanding why because she’s not disgusting looking. I am sure there are Greek men out there from shipping families, with enough money for this greedy bitch with unrealistic standards to accept into her vagina, that would be happy with the fact that unlike their mother’s, her ass isn’t 300 pounds, but maybe that genetic guarantee that she will turn into their mother once a baby pops out that is keeping them away, or maybe it has to do with her desperation to get knocked up and her constantly going after the wrong guy, but I predict in a few months she’ll either be at the sperm donor clinic or raping homeless men at night to get that fetus goin’, or even worse, dating someone who isn’t a famous heart throb. She’s gotta realize that whole Brad Pitt thing was a bad judgment call on his part, and landing the best looking guy in Hollywood according to the media, doesn’t mean she is the best looking chick in Hollywood or deserves anything anyone finds attractive since she’s boring and irrelevant, either way, who really cares, I am only posting these pictures because they were saved on my computer and figured why the fuck not.

Posted in:Ass|Jennifer Aniston

2008

18

Sep

Look Down Mila Kunis’ Shirt of the Day

Mila Kunis is cool shit, unfortunately, everytime I look at her, I think about her rockin’ a strap-on fuckin’ that bi-sexual lookin’ Culkin she’s been dating the last decade and I haven’t really figured out if that’s part of the reason why I think she’s cool shit, or if it is what turns me off about her, but it doesn’t really matter, what does matter is that she’s bending over and showing the world her titties and I guess for a simple person, like me, that’s enough for me to ignore the fact that she’s fucking Michael Jackson’s sloppy seconds, which is something that would normally throw me off.

Posted in:Mila Kunis|Tits

2008

18

Sep

Mischa Barton’s Tit Slip of the Day

Mischa Barton let her tit fall out of her dress in a desperate attempt for people to remember she still exists, like the time I cried for attention by checking myself into a mental institution hoping my wife would come after me feeling sorry for me and changing her attitude towards me as being this deadbeat, but instead see me as the victim I am and give me more spending money and less headaches, making her believe that her obesity and cunt behavior led me to a mental institution making her open her eyes and make some changes that benefit me, but the plan backfired when she ignored the calls to come visit me, and check me out and without knowing the paperwork and procedure involved in mental institutions it turns out that once you commit yourself, even as a joke, it’s pretty fuckin’ hard to get yourself out of there. You try to rationalize with the staff and they just hand you more pills thinking you are relapsing or some shit and about 3 weeks later my wife finally came to get me, thinking she had taught me a lesson, when all she really did was help me devlop an addiction to brain drugs and a friendship with some psycho who would play chess with himself then try ripping his eyes out of his head, but here I am today writing about Mischa Barton’s tit slip, so I guess it wasn’t all that bad.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|Tit Slip

2008

18

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Dancing With the Stars Ass of the Day

Kim Kardashian looks like she finally got off that big ass of hers and has been working out for this Dancing with the Stars season. I guess that’s good news, becasue she was getting dumpy as shit and people were celebrating her laziness, instead of realizing they were lookin’ at an ass made of ice cream and fast food and sitting and not an ass that’s just big and banging. Sure, in the past I’ve been more supportive of skinny, small assed girls and left the fat ass for the black guys who love fat ass so much more than their fat black wives they accidentally knocked up and can’t manage to escape, but I am still a man, and I still appreciate a hot booty and Kardashian’s ass, despite hating her, does some pretty amazing things and that’s something I guess I shouldn’t ignore, but the only reason i am giving it any love, is because I can tell she’s getting more fit and I am not retracting my original opinion that over the last year she’s been a fucking pig. So here’s to new beginnings.

Posted in:Ass|Dancing With the Stars|Kim Kardashian

2008

18

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Album is Number 1 on the Country Charts of the Day

So it turns out that all the making fun of Jessica Simpson on her quest to be country didn’t really pan out the way I thought it would or wanted it to. I am the kind of guy who likes other people’s failure, especially when the idea they are working on is retarded and I thought country folk would have my back on this shit and resent her and her Beverly Hills lifestyle for trying to step on their backwoods inbred toes, but for some reason shit was number one on the fuckin’ charts.

In all fairness to this “success”, number 3 on the chart was Various Artists -NOW That’s What I Call Country, and I also have a feeling her mainstream diehard fans are the ones buying the shit and not her country haters, and most importantly, no one buys CDs anymore, so I guess when you sell 10 records nationwide, it’s a big deal and gets you noticed, even when those 10 CDs were bought by your dad.

Either way, I still like her tits.

Posted in:Country|Jessica Simpson|Number 1|Tits

2008

18

Sep

Holly Branson’s Clown Tits of the Day

Richard Branson is probably my favorite billionaire. From the brand name Virgin because I like virgins despite never having had sex with one, to the laid back attitude he’s got. Dude’s someone I’d want to borrow money from. His airline looks amazing, he’s constantly innovating and he always makes times to do stupid stunts like on his stupid TV show. So it’s only natural that I want to fuck his daughter. Sure, she’s a meal ticket that is substantially better than my wife is as my meal ticket, which is the reason I married her because I don’t like work and she has a disability check she didn’t mind paying my way with, but I didn’t realize I was signing up for more than just a meal ticket because the second we got married bitch didn’t stop eating.

But this Branson chick is pretty decent looking too, I even like this heir to a billionaire dressed like a clown at some charity event she’s attending, because when your dad is a billionaire you don’t really have to work and have all the time in the world to get dressed up like an idiot and show the world your tits.

Posted in:Clown Tits|Holly Branson

2008

18

Sep

Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself By Simulating Sex and Making Out With Him On Stage of the Day

I thought Janet Jackson was too old to be performing, despite all the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look young but instead made her look like some kind of soft spoken monster, but it turns out she is on tour and when on tour it turns out that part of her show involves choosing the biggest, gayest fan, strapping him up on stage and simulating sex with him and making out with him until he cries hysterically and cums himself. I wonder what her little fiance Dupri thinks of all this, I’ve heard about white dudes getting off to their wives getting fucked by black dudes while they sit in the corner, but this is probably just one of those “part of the show” situations. Either way, watch the video and maybe this will encourage you to go to her show you can be this guy and touch the lips that touched a different dude in every city like some kind of travelling whore, only whores are smart enough to not make mouth to mouth contact cuz it’s plain dirty, but that doesn’t stop this Jackson, because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.

Posted in:Janet Jackson|Sex

2008

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I took my doctor’s advice to start exercising or else I’ll die today by walking up my stairs in the building I live in. I was told to do it for 20 minutes to 30 minutes without stopping. I managed to do about 1 minute before getting out of breath and going back home. The truth is that my building is about 5 floors, I live on the third and I gave up by the time I reached my floor so it was pretty fucking convenient. Maybe tomorrow will bring me closer to my weight-loss and long living goal by making me walk up those stairs again, I don’t see how that’s going to really help me because I’ve been walking up and down them at least twice a day for the last 5 years usually to go drink, but it hasn’t done me any good so my doctor’s obviously crazy. Speakin’ of crazy here are my crazy links love it…

Move Over Horatio Caine, You Got Nothing On Israeli CSI
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Wow, Are You Really This Stupid?
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Orgasm History
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up Nicely
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I Wish Satring At Hot Girls Who Work OUt Was As Affective as Working Out Itself
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Expand Your Brocabulary
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Hayden Panty Airs is Breakin The Law
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Shauna Sand Extreme Elegance Edition
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The Little Magical Bitch From Narry Potter is Gettin’ Fit
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Hendry the Internet Monkey Junkie
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A Good Cheap Shot is the Only Way to Win a Fight
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Mischa Barton Ruined Nicole Richies Life
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Sophie Monk is Tasty
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When Google Goes Wrong
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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BREAKING NEWS
Pigs Have Sex on the Japanese News
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Some Super Hot Body Painting
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For Your Pursuit of Happiness
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Introducing Rocio Guirao Diaz
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Ref Knocks Out the Corner Man
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Ann Angel and Lia Get Some Fresh Air
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Well It’s Official, Lynne Spears is Completely Fucking Delusional
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Kinky Blonde Sheila and Her Sex Toy
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Sexy Brunette Strips Down
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Courtney Love is a Fucking Mess, Even For Her
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Beyonce Thinks She’s a Hot Cop
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Blake Lively is Doing Something or Other in a Horrible Outfit
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That’s One Big Swedish Fish
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Because Stealing Porn From You Dad Is Too Much Effort
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And You Thought You WOUld Be a Virgin Forever
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Bitch and a Gun for You Gun Totaing Americans
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Searching Pussie’s For Drugs
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Get Em Out Ladies!
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Kristy Hinze Needs a Nose Job
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Shay Laren’s White Cotton Panties
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Jenya Hangs OUt in Cold Cold Water
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Adrienne Curry Probably Made Up This Story About Her Having a Stalker To Make It Seem Like People Give a Shit About Her
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I have a PHD in Wikipedia, With a Minor in Google
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Fuck You Sarah Palin
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Hello Karina Jelinek
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Remotely Shut Down a Computer With a Cell Phone
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Some Bonus Links I Just Got in My Email….

Tallest Woman, Her Legs and the Shortest Man Pose Together
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Andeson Cooper’s Boy Toy
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Lohan Throwback Ass Shot
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The Politcal Babe Race
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O-Face or Republican Face
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Download the New Mickey Avalon Dyslexic Speedreaders Mix Tape that Isn’t Actually a Tape…But an MP3
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Some 5 Year Old Blew 105,000 Dollars of His Dad’s Money
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Israelis from Isreal Beauty Jew and the Geek Jew in Their Bikinis
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Oprah and Her Book on Raping and Molesting Kids
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Sean Connery Beats Women
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

This Black Chick’s Got a Vagina…And She Doesn’t Mind Showing It
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Some Kate Playground Lookin’ Chick Pics
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Some Chick in the Club Showing Off Her Dirty Tongue
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How About One More Bristol Palin Message to Fully Exhaust the Joke….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Does Complex Magazine Topless of the Day

So yesterday I posted the exclusive news that Aubrey O’Day has breast implants, but that was before I saw these pictures of her where I would have realized that we didn’t need whoever the guy being interviewed’s opinion on whether her tits are real or not, because shit look like they were rippped off a fuckin’ sex doll and taped to her chest. The good news is that Complex may be publishing full nipple pictures of her based on one of the pictures and I always support mainstream music and lifestyle magaines making the move to postin’ tits, because tits are really what we all want to look at.

It looks like she grew up with no father, was molested by her stepfather and has been in abusive relationship after abusive relationship all her life and now deals with her shit by lookin like a pornstar and dabbling in lesbianism like she was Lohan all in hopes of getting some positive male attention, but she’s just a rich kid from Palm Springs being a whore that you’d find in the gutter, and that kinda disappoints me, but these pictures don’t.

To See The Rest of the Pictures and Article
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Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Complex

2008

17

Sep

Shauna Sand Wears a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know if these pictures of Shauna Sand are new or not. She dresses like this everytime she leaves her house so it’s a sight we’ve all seen before, but there’s nothing wrong with celebrating her outfit in hopes that chicks in your neighborhood take her lead and start wearing this shit to work, to school, to the movies, to clubs so that we don’t have to pay those outrageous cover charge prices at the strip club. The only thing we have to figure out is how to put Shauna Sand on the map to become the trendsetter we need her to be. I’ll start working on it now.

Posted in:See Through|Shauna Sand