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2008

07

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits Try on Clothes of the Day

I figure that when you’re a useless bitch who has no business being famous other than being in the right place at the right time and having a fake friendship with a girl who happened to already be on a MTV show leading you to getting some guest appearances then later a staring roll on her own MTV show have nothing better to do than get new tits for better ratings and a somehow land a shitty record deal to show off those tits in song.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Heidi Montag and her fake tits trying on dresses she’s going to be wearing to the Grammy awards she wasn’t invited too because the industry doesn’t consider her famous enough, but I hear she’s going to a great party at her mom’s house where they all dress up and give each other fake awards in a fake ceremony they put on to celebrate her fake career…and her fake tits…..and this is her trying on outfits for that event. Cuddles.


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2008

07

Feb

Carmen Electra Talks About Her Shitty Ass on Some Stupid Show of the Day

Here’s a clip from some piece of shit TV show that I suggest you never watch and I am not even going to bother finding out what it’s called because it looks that bad, I just know that Carmen is talking about how she doesn’t take care of her junk and needed a bidet to hose that shit down. I guess after fucking people like Dennis Rodman and all the other dirty cock that’s come her way….the toilet paper just irritates the ass and pussy scabs…and spraying water on it is a hell of a lot abrasive.

Then again, this could just be a bad joke with the hot girl talking about wiping her shitty asshole badly because it’s so unexpected so everyone laughs because you assume hot chicks are perfect and that you could eat dinner off her perfect anus so hearing her say she doesn’t wipe shocks us all into uncontrollable giggles or some shit…..except for maybe the perverts who are into scat and are too busy jerking off to the thought of her stinky dirty poo covered ass.

Nothing like shitty acting, shitty jokes and shit covered Carmen Electras to start my day.

Posted in:Bidet|Shit|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that I change lives…..

I got this email today in regards to my pretending to be a Native American to get my money out of Paypal inspiring someone to get their money back and here it is:

Hi!

I read about the issue you had with Paypal. Well we got into a similar problem with our website and after getting no serious response from them for a long time – I took the liberty of using your email as the basis for our response….

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MY EMAIL TO THEM

Hello!

I believe you’re holding back the money either because your company engages in unethical behaviour as standard practice OR it has to do with prejudice & possibly racism due to the Indian mailing address provided in the account.

This is unacceptable, unethical and we have already began to contact the media through our local chief in the US who happens to also be a lawyer with a powerful legal team behind him who fight for racism related issues. I feel that the media will love to hear that 2co.com is a racist company.

While the amount is small – because of the complete absurdity and lack of customer sensitivity shown by you – we will take time out to take this issue on full-time here and in other forums.

Regards,

Red Feather

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THEIR RESPONSE

Dear Mr. Feather

I am refunding your money.

I’m sorry things didn’t work out.

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We got our money. Thanks very much!

Cheers,

Red Feather

I guess I am onto something – so feel free to use the Native Going to the Media Card everytime a corporation tries to fuck you over…

Here are my links:

Britney is Out!!
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Bikini Carwash
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Here Are Some Videos of Girls in Bikinis on the Beach
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Some Hot Drunk Club Sluts and Their Tits
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Some Really Big Tits in a Japanese Taxi Video
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What Toons Would You Rather Fuck
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Here’s a video of a Girl Dressed Like a Bunny in Her Underwear Doing a Photoshoot in the Woods
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Here is the Making of Ashlee Simpson’s Music Video…Video
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Katherine Heigl Got Robbed
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Heath Ledger Died of Accidental Drug Overdose
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Her Name is Sabrina Salerno and This is Her Nipple
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Christine Lakin at the Hottie or Nottie Premiere Lookin’ Hot
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A Used Up Womb is Trying to Have a Baby in Her Used Up Womb….
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Lily Allen Is Sad Because She Looked in the Mirror
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Britney Spears Had Implants!
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This Chick Strapped Her Beer Up But Forgot About Her Kids
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Some Realy Big Breasted Chick Showing Off On Camera
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Some Really Hot Tits in a Movie that Will Give You Nightmares or Turn You On…
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Slutty Pussycat Doll Brings Her Big Slutty Tits to TRL
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Edison Chen is Some Lame Actor Who Released Some Pics of Him Getting His Dick Sucked…I didn’t Bother Posting it Because I Didn’t Care – But Here Are All the Pics
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Some Tara Reid Bikini Pictures to Jerk Off To
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How Much Do You Spend on Food?
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Twisted Sisters Scandal
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Some Big Tits Make Their Way Onto an Ad in Korea
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Some Argentina Model Shows Her Pussy in a String Bikini on National TV
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Tyra Banks Does the Lie Detector – Find Out The Truth Behind This Wreck
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February’s Playboy Playmate is Lookin’ For Love
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Miss Russia 2006 Has a Sex Tape – Get it Here
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Some Idiot Electrocutes His Penis
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Weight-Loss Belt Electrocutes a Woman Video
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Some Kentucky Defendant Knocks Out an Attorney
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Some Big Breasted Amateur Shows Off her Tits
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These Safe For Work Porn Pics Made me Laugh
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Some Model Caroline Murphey Bathing Suit Photoshoot
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Delta Burke is in the Psych Ward for the Dumbest Reason
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Here’s One of the Weirdest Fetishes I’ve Seen Today
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Melanie is a Teen Who Shows Off Her Naked Body in this Video
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Her Name is Amy Reid and This is a Video of Her in Action
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Some Disgusting Vintage Fisting Video
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Some Wiggers Fighting Video
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Some Really Fat Dude on Dr Phil To Make You Feel Fit
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Crazy Miss Nevada Gets Arrested Again for Attacking a Cop
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Her Name is Kate Hill and She’s in a Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Black Strippers Fully Molesting Somebody’s Wife
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young Pussy
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Some Asian Nudity
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FROM THE FORUM

Felix feels herself
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Gang Starr – the best of
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Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
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Ministry – A mind is a Terrible thing to taste
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E-40 – the mail man
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My Morning Jacket – Acoustic Citsuoca: Live at the Startime Pavilion
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Cold War Kids – Robbers & Cowards
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Offspring – Smash
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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2008

06

Feb

Eva Longoria Does Bebe Ad Campaigns in Tight Clothes of the Day

This is Eva Longoria in some kind of blast from the past ad campaign for Bebe. I am pretty sure they are recent and not pictures that launched her career a decade ago but they remind me of posters I used to decorate my ratty ass apartment with in the early 90s when everyone went to the music store as a daily activity to check out CDs and they all had racks of cheesy as fuck posters that everyone would buy because the babe ones were always on sale for 99 cents and that was the kind of decor I could afford…..

I am talking about bitches in g-strings shot from behind with naval hats on with the caption saying “Rear admiral” or the one with the hot chick in the red bikini sprawled on an exotic car that had the caption saying “Drive” and then there was another one of chick in tight racing leather riding a racing motorcycle and it said something like “Riding Into the Sunset” or even the classic Justification for Higher Education that I used to inspire me while drinking everyday while sitting on the floor drinking when I should have been getting an education….

Either way, these cheesy as fuck ads are expected from a cheesy as fuck celebrity who is nothing more than a soap opera star who is lucky enough to go to the night time Emmy Awards instead of the less prestigious Daytime Emmy Awards…because of good management and a lack of Mexican actresses to choose from…


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2008

06

Feb

Natasha Bedingfield Molesting Dolphins of the Day

This is a UK singer named Natasha Bedingfield swimming with Dolphins for some Bahamas resort called Atlantis that you’ve probably already heard of and who probably won’t be giving me a free trip for shouting them out on the site, because no one reads this site, but if they did, they’d probably hate it as much as me.

I guess the whole point of hiring this Natasha Bedingfield bitch to take pictures with their Dolphins was in hopes of increasing UK travelers to their resort even though people from the UK don’t know how to swim are pasty as fuck because they are scared of the sun and the only thing they are good at is griping while drinking pints and eating sausage, but who I am to tell some resort that they’d be better off hiring someone a little more local for their marketing campaign and that there money would be better spent elsewhere and that maybe they should lay off the beastiality because this bitch kissing a dolphin only makes me wonder how far they got after the cameras turned off….It’s like Atlantis Resort’s very own 2 Girls 1 Cup….only instead of it being 2 girls, some shit and puke, it’s just one famous girl with a big dolphin dick cumming in her mouth after taking her up the ass…..

The funny thing is that these pictures have the same impact on me as the time I walked in on a chick jerking off her dog and eating his cum, now that may sound sicker than it is, because it was and the story goes like this. This little fuckin’ lap dog was humping the shit out of this hot girl’s her hand in a coffee shop for about a minute before she pulled up a hand full of dog cum and licked it to make her friends laugh. I thought about going up to her and asking her to do it again so that I could make it my marketing program for the site, but I was too busy gagging and not the kind of gagging you get off to…pervert.

BONUS – Some Pictures of Her in a Bikini Top Because Bikini Tops are Better than Wet Suits…Unfortunately There’s No Beastiality in These Pics….


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Posted in:Dolphins|Natasha Bedingfield|Swim|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Victoria Silvstedt’s Stupid Tits That Made Her Famous of the Day

I hate Victoria Silvstedt and it’s not because she’s Swedish. That’s probably the one thing I actually like about her and it’s not because Swedes are known to being blond and big breasted, but it is because they invented Ikea and as a poor man, I can appreciate a quality piece of furniture at a low price, even though I got all my shit on the side of the street on moving day and it all still smells like piss a decade later, but I blame my wife’s over-productive sweat glands for that and none of that means I don’t have taste except for maybe in women….

Either way, I hate this bitch because she is the only celebrity that as tried to sue me since I started this shit and she’s not even a real fucking celebrity. Most of the other sites I talk to have given up on posting her shit because she’s a fucking vulture and doesn’t like that we laugh at her for only being famous for her tits and she’s not even that famous with those doing the working for her….

If you’re wondering why I got sued, it’s because she was getting eaten out by a married greek midget shipping tycoon who may or may not be related to Stavros, and she didn’t like us laughing at them. So here’s to the memory of me thinking someone important cared enough about me to bring me down before realizing that if she sued me not a single media outlet would pick up the story, not even her local town paper because they are ashamed of her too and I wouldn’t have made it to Perez level who is rumored to have made 1,000,000 dollars last month alone and that’s probably enought o get me through at least 5 years living large by my standards. Make it happen people…..

So… These are her tits at a Baby Phat event during New York fashion week.


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The Victoria Silvstedt Cease and Desist

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2008

06

Feb

Heather Graham and Her See Through Top at Fashion of the Day

I remember a time when Heather Graham was showing off her huge bush in movies, now all she’s doing is showing off her huge tits in a stupid see-through shirt with a bra on in an outfit that reminds me of the flea market in 1992.

If you don’t understand that reference, you obviously didn’t work at the same flea market as me, where I was forced to help some asshole set-up his booth selling army surplus shit and I’d get paid 50 dollars a day. His booth was positioned between a crazy hippie bitch who sold those weird asian pictures of waterfalls that light up and the closest thing to the local sex shop at a time before sex shops.

This booth was designed for biker wives and truck driving wives and pretty much any bitch who looked like Christina Aguilera with her fake tits, fake hair and pounds of make-up. Most of them were either strippers who shouldn’t be strippers if they were in the city but since it was all they knew they were allowed to work and the ones who weren’t strippers just looked like they were.

Either way, they’d load up on the dumbest shit that I never found hot because of the girls who were wearing it. I’m talking spandex pants that looked like jeans and jeans that were so tight they’d have zippers down the seam around the ankle so the bitch could fit her feet through. They had cut off shorts and panty hose and the original g-string, they had american flag bikinis and bodysuit tops that snapped in the crotch so that they looked tight as fuck on their flappy chain smoking bodies. They had sheer, they had mesh, they had leather and they always had a fucking line-up like it was a motorcycle convention and they were in line to meet Ozzy Osborne or AC/DC whoever the fuck these trashy bitches get soft-ons for.

I guess it doesn’t really matter, what does is that Heather Graham is leaving some G-Star fashion show because G-Star is a second rate brand and Heather Graham is a second rate celebrity in some 1992 second rate stripper outfit and I still think it’s worth posting, but that’s just because she’s standing all crooked and that makes me think she’s drunk enough to stuff into my drunk and drive her home to meet my rubber vagina collection..not that I have a car, but you get what I am saying…..a little too well….and that’s why I am scared of you.


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Posted in:NY Fashion Week|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Huge Tits Go to Best Buy of the Day

I can’t quite figure out what the fuck is going on with Christina Aguilera’s face but I feel like she’s stuck in a black and white movie from the 1950s. She looks like some kind of cheap trashy bitch who should be shaking her ass at a gogo dancing at a school dancing while chain smoking, or maybe wearing leather pants and driving around on motorcycle like some kind of rebel’s girlfriend or even serving me some apple pie at the roadside dinner when I am driving cross country in pink Cadilac convertible. She’s like a small town beautician who considers herself an artist with an easel filled with lipstick colors and a canvas that is her face….who goes door to door selling Avon..

I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that her hair and face is over the fucking top and her post pregnancy tits are busting out of her top because I guess titties get bigger when they are full of milk. The reality is that the only good thing about pregnancy is the breast milk, fuck the kid, it’s just a headache, the breast milk is like you never have to go to the store again because your chick is your very own dairy cow and her udders are twice the size they were when you met her like you won some kind of lottery because when you make your own food in your body it saves a lot of money. I used to dream about how amazing it would be to shit out a turkey dinner or even a burger or an extra large pizza like I was my very own self-sufficient canteen van outside the factory. Unfortunately every time I tried to do it, it just made a stinky shitty mess all over a paper plate.

BONUS – Christina Must have had the day off the kid because she also took her tits to vote…like a good citizen….


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Posted in:Huge Tits|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Katherine Mcphee and Her Male Pattern Balding Older Husband on their Honeymoon of the Day

Katherine Mcphee married a 46 year old balding dude who either has a huge cock or a lot of money or both. He probably offers her some kind of support her dad never offered her, even though I have a memory of seeing him crying like a girl at every American Idol performance, but maybe that’s the kind of emasculation that makes a woman feel like she has two mothers and leads her to banging a dude twice her age because he is a real man with a big bank account who never settled down because he was too busy building that bank account but now is ready to because money isn’t everything and a hot piece of 20 something ass is…once you have all that money….

Then again, I could be wrong, maybe it wasn’t her father crying at her American Idol performances and it was actually Ruben Studdard’s heart crying for oxygen as it slowly died a little more with every drop of sweat that dripped off his forehead each time her performed, or it could have been Clay Aiken’s mother crying because she doesn’t approve of gays, or maybe it was just Paula having a drug induced breakdown on set after fucking that dude Justin. I only watched Idol drunk and have a pretty shitty memory in general.

I guess none of that really matters, what does matter is that this is Katherine Mcphee and her eating disorder walking around in a little blue dress on her honeymoon with the old guy she married because she’s dressed in blue to match the pill this fucker is going to be taking to live out all the fantasies he’s kept bottled up all these years because when he was 23, no girls gave him the time of day….and now that he has money…they do and won’t be going to far until he’s done with them. It’s in the prenup.


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Katherine Mcphee’s Underwear Flash
The Katherine Mcphee Weight Loss Plan
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Posted in:Bikini Top|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Rihanna and Her Umbrella of the Day

It turns out that that Rihanna is a whore and not the kind of whore I like, you know the ones who work the back alleys and smell of other men they serviced 2 days earlier, with rotting teeth and an addiction to crack that leads to cheap sex, Rihanna is the worst kind of whore and that is one with no pride but a whole lot of greed. We get it, this bitch sang about umbrellas and now it seems only fitting that she attach her name to and market umbrellas….because it will liner her fucking pockets. I hear she’s already working on song called “Drinking My Juicer Juice” or some other infomercial bullshit.

This kinda reminds me of the time my doctor who was cutting me pain killer prescriptions on the down low signed himself into rehab for having a painkiller addiction, only he wasn’t really making money off going to rehab, he actually lost money and his medical license, so maybe it’s not at all the same, but I do know that this shit is not very punk rock and that Rihanna and her umberalla are fuckin’ sell outs and that doesn’t change the fact that I want to make it rain on them ho with my semen.


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