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2008

22

Jan

AVN Expo Video a Week Late of the Day

I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.

The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.


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Posted in:AVN|AVN Awards|AVN EXPO|Unsorted

2008

22

Jan

Kylie Minogue’s Theatrical See Through of the Day

Kylie Minogue is a cancer survivor and I guess that gives her some kind of new lease on life that makes her think she can attend events dressed like a fucking clown. I am not a cancer survivor but I can only assume that that all the normal limits people put on themselves and live by go out the fuckin’ window because they realize that life is too short to care what people think. Unfortunately, that new lease on life didn’t lead her to showing up to the event completely naked before squatting on the red carpet and taking a shit because that’s the kind of not giving a fuck I like to see in cancer survivors. I have little interest in this so fucking happy I’ll dress in bright colors because I am so happy to be alive that forces perverts like me to stare at for four hours because it is seemingly see-through looking for nipples that she probably doesn’t even have because of the mastectomy.

Cancer is nothing to laugh about, but I like to think Kylie Minogue is.


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Posted in:Cancer|Theatrical|Unsorted

2008

22

Jan

Miley Cyrus Bikini Hot Tub Self-Shot Pictures of the Day

Facebook and Myspace and Paris Hilton, Lohan and company have turned a generation of girls into sluts who think partying hard and filming sex tapes is the way to fuckin’ get ahead in life. They are dressing like sluts, having sex with multiple partners wherever they can get it and often times in public and they’ve probably only had their periods for a year.

I was talking to a girl in Starbucks the other day who told me about some after party she went to where these two 15 year old girls were walking around naked. There was blood smeared all over the couch from one of them who had lost her virginity that night before letting every single guy in the place stick their dicks inside them both vaginally and anally.

Now, I don’t know about you, but when I was 15, I don’t even think I sucked on a pair of tits yet, and it wasn’t really by choice, the girls I knew weren’t into getting with the weird mexican kid who spoke broken english, but that’s not the point, the point is that I was born in the wrong fucking era.

Here is a picture of Miley Cyrus posing in a hot tub in a bikini that she took herself, that reminds me of so many young girls in bikinis I come across online, so I guess this shit is just normal and I can’t help but be bitter that when I was 15 girls weren’t even shaving their pussies and rocked one-piece bathing suits to the waterpark like they were on the fuckin’ swim team and not like a girl who wants us to see her junk.


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2008

22

Jan

Valeria Mazza Pregnant Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nothing screams “I am tired of all this working out bullshit to maintain any level of sex appeal and I never want a man to think about fucking me again” than pregnancy. Not only does it ruin bodies on all levels and by all levels I pretty much mean the vagina because that’s the only part I care about, but it’s also the first symptom of the longest lasting STD a person has to deal with, unless you’re smart enough to abort the shit before it’s too late or raise it badly enough that it either gets taken away from you by the government or dies, because after the baby daddy has moved onto younger and fresher girls, you’ll just be some busted up chick with baggage that only virgins or substantially older men want to deal with.

I guess it also screams “I let dudes cum inside me because I’m a slut who doesn’t take her pill properly because I have this deep rooted maternal instinct that needs to be satisfied. I am convinced that the gays have it right when they look at pregnancy as something disgusting because it is everything their lifestyle is against, because the thought of a human growing inside another human is pretty fucking creepy.

I have enough issues falling asleep after a night of hard drinking and binge eating because I feel like something bad is growing inside me and I am usually right, because I end up with a toilet filled with a bloody mess, but that usually only lasts about 2 days and not 9 months and the only real damage it’s done for me is destroy my liver and lead me to a life of obesity that makes walking up stairs a fucking challenge.

That said, here’s some chick named Valeria Mazza pregnant and in a bikini. You may know her as some Argentina supermodel from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, but you might as well flush that memory away, because those days are long gone for her.


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2008

22

Jan

DrunkenStepfather Makes it on G4TV of the Day

I don’t know what G4TV is, so I definitely don’t know what Attack of the Show is, but according to this email I was featured on it, which is the stamp of approval I used to jerk off thinking about when my penis still worked and owned a TV.

Hey,

Just wanted to tell you that your website was mentioned on Attack of the Show on G4TV . For some reason they gave your shit site some fucking love. I would tell you to enjoy the new found fame, but G4 is a network aimed at 20-year-old virgin and there shitty lives. Actually, maybe now you will be able to find a cherry a pop, cause there got to be at least one new virgin chick checking your site…she might be pretty unfuckable though if she likes G4. Not that you would be able to get it up anyway.

BC

Either way, the hot slut at IDLYITW posted the clip from the show because her site was featured too, so if you want to watch it, you know what to do…and remember the second site they talk about, that will NEVER be mentioned on this site, is run by a RIP OFF ARTIST who writes creepy, virginal closet case commentary that you should never read if you ever want to get pussy, or my respect, which goes a long way, since I’m featured on TV and you’re not. Cuddles.


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2008

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that someone must have linked me on a woman’s site because I got a ton of comments and emails defending a thick Liv Tyler in a bikini. It makes me laugh that people bother writing comments when I call her fat because I really don’t care if she is fat or not and she’s definitely not as fat as a real fat chick, but she’s hollywood and for hollywood she’s fat so I just like throwing it out there. She may not have cellulite but either does the 300 pound dude who drinks at my local bar and dude looks like he’s having a heart attack every fucking day.

The point of all this to say if girls are goin to bother emailing me or sending in hate mail, the least they could do is send in nude pics because I never discriminate against nude pics even when they come from fat girls….because the low self esteem leads to dirtier pics…..

Topless Aubrey O’Day is the Face of Travis Barker’s Fashion Line and I LIke It
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Daniela is a “Model” and By Model I Mean Slut Willing To Get Half Naked for Attention so that She Can Tell Her Friends She’s a Model…Livin’ the Fucking Dream
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Sandee Westgate Reviews Good Luck Chuck With Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Eve From a Long TIme Ago Shoving a Dildo In a Slut
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Britney Spears Dumps Her Paparazzi Boyfriend and Gets a Restraining Order
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Sanjaya Has a Girlfriend Even Though He’s Gay
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Some Webcam Girl has a Pretty Funny Accident on webcam
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Some TV Host Pulls Off His Guest Shirt by “accident”
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Pam Anderson is Lookin’ Pretty Fucking Transexual and You Like It
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Abi Titmuss Flashing The Camera
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How the Fuck Does This Basketball Player Suck at Basketball – He’s Some Kind of Taller than Fucking Tall
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Some Woman Lights a Homeless Sleeping Man on Fire Because She’s Not Very Nice
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120 Movies From 2007 Reviewed
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Some Stacy Keibler Dykes on Bikes Pictures
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Chantell Hougton is Some Hot Slut in a See Through Shirt
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Scarlett Johansson is Engaged…and You are Sad Because You Had a Chance…If Only She Knew How Cool You Were…
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Danielle Strader is the Club Slut Girl You Want to Fuck
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Some Clothing Company’s Ad that Makes You Want to Take Off Your Clothes and Not Wear Them…
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Vanessa Minnillo’s Got a Tight White Shirt On and I Don’t Mind It…
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Some Ass on the beach in Rio Makes Brazil Look Cool…
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Matthew McConaughey’s Baby Momma is Showing Her Baby Bump and Look’n Hot Doin It…
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Paris HIlton Dressed Like a Clown and Playing Guitar Hero Because She’s Sucks at Life
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This Guy Takes His Lindsay Lohan Obsession Way Too Far…
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Lisa Rinna is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Estella Warren Topless Photoshoot Goodtimes
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Amy Winehouse Has a Mystery Wound and That Shit Turns Me On
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Rachel Bilson is Assuming the Position…and I Like It…
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Jesse Jane is a Pornstar in FHM
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Some Dude’s Pranking His Boss and It Made Me Laugh
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Some Girls Hot Ass in Short Shorts Dancing.
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Some Singer Falls Off Stage Because God Hates His Music as Much as I Do
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Do Not Click This Video That Is Way More Disgusting Than 2 Girls 1 Cup – Seriously
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Some Crazy Painter Does a Self Portrait in Blood
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Big Tits Shopping Video
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Some Crazy Skier Free Fall Video
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Karin Sharis is Another Club Slut Girl You Want to Fuck
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Emma Griffith is an MTV Host and She’s Posing Topless in a Bikini
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Some Blonde Bitch Gets Knocked The Fuck Out
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Check Out These Screencaps from an Orgy in Second Life….Because It’s Probably a Glimpse Into Your Future Sex Life….
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Some Group Licking Like You’ve Never Seen Cuz Shit’s Pretty Weird
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Huge Disgusting Tits Taking a Shower
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This Girl Makes Her Asshole Wink
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Some Real Life Pimp Talking About How Pimpin’ Aint Easy
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The Allison Angel Shower Masturbation Video
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Christina Aguilera Was In Full Hair and Make-Up When She Gave Birth
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Too Old to Play Alice in Wonderland…But She’s Not Too Old For You To Still Think She’s Buffy and They You’re Going to Marry Her after the Vampire Freddie Prinze Leave Her Alone
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here are the Next Contestants on the Celebrity Fit Club Exclusive
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Phat Girls Gone Wild Joke Video I’ve Never Seen But Got Off To
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Some Peace Rally For Martin Luther KIng Ends in a Brawl
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College Orgy Pictures That I Wasn’t Invited To
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This Creepy School Social Worker SInging His Creepy No Sex Allowed Song on American Idol
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Some Cow Drinking It’s Own Milk Video Weirdness
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Awesome BMX chest crushing crash
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Lesbian Picture Collection
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

Mazzy Star – Among My Swan
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UFC #80
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Saliva Thread
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The Pogues Thread
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Brian Setzer, Stray Cats, other swing
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Deftones Thread
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Thisisme Then: The Best of Common
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Nirvana – Insesticide
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Le Trigre – Self Titled
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Nude Beach Video
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Do women want to watch men suck a …?
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Find the Best Porn on the Internet.
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This is Proven To Get You Laid…
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

21

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Naked for Vaseline of the Day

Here are some shots from a new Vaseline ad with Sarah Michelle Gellar. I am sure Vaseline is really happy about spending the big bucks to cast her since this could be any blond haired naked girl because most of bitch’s face is cut out of the fucking frame and that makes no sense to me.

It reminds me of the time I put a red wig on my wife and pretended she was a fat Lohan, it didn’t really look anything like Lohan but smelled like shit, so I just closed my eyes and pretended.

The real issue is why Vaseline is even advertising in the first place. I am sure most Sarah Michelle Gellar fans know Vaseline better than the average man, since they spend most of their unemployed life’s jerking off to Buffy reruns and she’s the closest thing they’ve ever had to sex and still hold onto the dream that they will end up together when they aren’t playing videogames.

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Posted in:Unsorted|Vaseline

2008

21

Jan

Carla Bruni in a White Bikini of the Day

Carla Bruni is all over the news because she is rumored to have married the president of France or some shit and I don’t blame the motherfucker for doing it because she’s fuckin’ hot at 40 and that proves that she’s got some designer genes that you’d want to have carry your blue blooded president of France baby.

Unfortunately what the president doesn’t know is that she has a pretty dirty past. She’s been linked to Donald Trump, Kevin Costner, Mick Jagger and some other French Politician and has been quoted saying she’s a polygamist and once left her boyfriend for his son….

Reality is that none of that really matters, she’s French and all French girls are whores. They are the only people, other than fags, who think having Anal on the first date is normal. So getting all those other dudes’ sloppy seconds is sometimes worth it when it comes in the form of an amazing blow job, because at 40, you’ve got to accept that your lover’s had a lot of cock, since the only virgin 40 year olds are retards in institutions and nuns.

The other reason why her being a slut doesn’t matter is because she’s lookin good rockin’ a white bikini and no matter what a girl does, white bikinis are always pretty fucking revealing. The girls wearing them always act unaware of the fact that we can all see their pussy lips and that is probably one of the hottest things out there for me…..

So here’s Carla Bruni the french model whore lookin’ good.


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2008

21

Jan

Liv Tyler is Dreaming of Cake in a Bikini of the Day

I guess Liv Tyler’s been slacking on her Mommy and Baby Aerobics classes to whip her back into shape after having a baby, because here are some pictures of her dreaming about her next piece of cake while sitting on the beach in a bikini. She’s obviously the kind of girl who took a liking to being pregnant and being able to eat whatever she wanted without having to feel guilty or judgement from others during the pregnancy and has an arrogance that makes her feel secure that her baby daddy will love her any shape she comes in because he consistently banged her during the pregnancy and gave her a false sense of positive body image when he told her how beautiful she was to avoid her hormonal rages.

Now her delusions have lead her to frolicking around the beach like her next role is in Free Willy the human version. I know calling a fat recent mother a whale is probably played the fuck out, but I figure that there aren’t too many plus sized mammals who like water, unless you count my wife spraying herself with a garden hose on hot days because we can’t afford air conditioning, but you don’t know what that looks like, so I’ll stick with the whale imagery because whale’s are better looking.

Either way, these pictures make me reconsider Liv’s decision to keep her baby, it’s one of those “If I could turn back time” moments”, not that I ever really liked her or care if she’s fat or not because I don’t have to share a bed with her, but her baby daddy probably does because he signed up for something a hell of a lot better than this and if she doesn’t shape up soon, he’ll probably be exploring some girls in smaller sized bikinis and by exploring I mean having banging….


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2008

21

Jan

Some Music Video Called Addicted by Saving Abel has a Hot Slut in it of the Day

Addicted

This video was sent into me to review and I normally don’t review music videos but I do like to draw any attention to sluts in the mainstream. I’ve never heard of this band called Saving Abel or their song Addicted, so I guess they aren’t that mainstream, but since they do have some kind of blondie with implants in lingerie crawling around between the sheets it made the cut. I am easy like that.

Now if they wanted to make this video a little better, there would be a lot more of the chick in her underwear and a lot less of the song. This is the reason why silent music videos should exist, but I guess that’s what the MUTE button is for.


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