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2008

11

Jan

Giorgia Palmas Bikini Pictures of the Day


Her name is Giorgia Palmas and I have no fucking clue who she is, but she’s doing it in a bikini and that makes me more inclined to pretending I know who she is and asking her what she’s been up to in hopes of getting her number so that I can call her late at night when she’s unsuspecting to pant into the phone while jerking off, unfortunately I am more limp that the one-legged beggar down the street from me, so it’ll just be a whole lot of skin on skin rubbing with grunts of frustration in how much of a failure I am, and not a creepy cumming all over myself harassing phone call, but I guess you make do with the hand that you’re dealt or some shit.

Posted in:Giorgia Palmas|Unsorted

2008

11

Jan

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Fucking Tits Suck at Life of the Day

It turns out that nothing works out my way and after taking a 2 hour bus ride to the airport, there was no plane ticket to Vegas for me, so I just took a 2 hour bus ride home to post these pictures. I guess what it comes down to is that as someone who sucks at life on a regular, I should have known that someone was just playing a fuckin’ trick on me and I fell for it and feel like an asshole for it, but wouldn’t have been happy not knowingI got fucked over for sure, because let’s face it, if it was the real deal – I’d be rocking the fuck out with pornstars and gambling addicts all night long, like Lionel Richie baby. Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up and pay the neighbor to fuck her on film when I use my stepdaughter as a slot machine….

Speaking of sucking at life, here are some pictures of the talented Amy Winehouse with her new blonde hair, because I guess blonde heroin addicts have more fun than brunette ones. Amy Winehouse is a good way to start any day, especially one as shitty as today. Cuddles.

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Posted in:Unsorted|Wreck

2008

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I just won the lottery. Someone bought me a ticket to go to the porn awards in Vegas and I leave in an hour. I never get to go anywhere and generally hate leaving my house so this is a bit of an adventure. If I get sluts to show me their vagina’s on video, I’ll post them. If I get drunk and die of alcohol poisoning I won’t. If I get arrested for pulling my penis out in public, trying to get some trashy blonde chick on the slot machine pregnant because I confuse her for being an up and coming porn star who needs my stamp of approval but don’t realize she’s just a mom from Nebraska, I’ll use my one phone call on you.

This is first step of going to the top, and by top I mean suckin’ at life in different places. Cuddles.

Kim Cattrall Getting Busy on the Beach Like a Slutty Grandma
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Some Model Mary Castro Is Posing Like the Slut that She Is
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Hot Chicks Dancing on counter top
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Leilani Dowding Leaving Plastic Surgery Aftermath…
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Victoria Silvstedt Nipple Slip
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Some Model Named Kimberly Posing Like the Slut That She Is
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Vida Guera As a Sexy Little School Girl Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Britney is Chilling in Mexico With Her Paparazzi Boyfriend
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Some Chick Named Lindsay Strutt Topless in Some Magazine
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Some Girl Naked in Nature Pictures
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Amanda Bynes Has Some Really Rockin’ Cleavage if She Was In The Fifth Grade
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Some Chick Named Eve Angel Doing Some Slutty Naked Modeling
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Some Chick Named Nikki Nova Doing an Erotic Strip…
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Jordan in Australia With Her Handicapped Baby and New Tits
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Some Olsen Twin Lesbian Pool Party Video
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Megan Fox With a Lacy Bra at Some Event Lookin’ Hot
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Hilary Duff Eating Ice Cream Cuz She’s Emotional
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Woman With the Craziest Stutter of All Time Video
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Some Legs
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Mischa Barton’s Sister Overdosed the Same Day She Got a DUI…It’s a Family Thing…
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Very Fucking Fast Jump Rope Girl
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Avril Lavigne Isn’t Pregnant
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Some Pregnant Carmen Electra Action
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Some Weird Boob Video
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Some Weird Sex in the Street German Festival
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Some Girl Having Sex With Her Stick Shift of Her Car Video
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Heidi Klum is Back from the Beach With Her Entire Family…
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Madonna Spends 10,000 Dollars a Month on Bottled Water Because She’s a Real Humanitarian
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Some Girl Flashing Her Tits at a Frat Party
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There’s No Britney Spears Sex Tape!
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Some Mena Suvari Topless Action
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This is How a Real Man Fishes
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Kirsten Dunst Leaving Yoga With a Smoke For HornyLohanWanker
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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More Megan Fox Is Nice To Masturbate To Action
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Jamie Lynn Spear’s Boyfriend Demands and Paternity Test
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Some Arnold Schwartznegger Mr Olympia Video
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Some Lightspeed Teen Models Covered in Mud cuz They are Dirty Little Girls
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Some Guy Beating Up 3 Girls VIdeo
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Some Hot Flight Attendant Erotica
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Some Naked Drunk Chicks Getting Busy
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Pam Anderson Attention Whore Writes No on Her Blog – Because I Assume She’s Saying She’s Not Pregnant…or Maybe She’s Just Freaking Out Because She Realized How Lame the Baby Daddy Is
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Some Chick Named Cindy Taylor’s Lingerie Photoshoot For You To Love
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Latino Street Fight
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The Girls of Abby Winters at the AVN Awards VIdeo
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Turn Your Thighmaster into a Good Time Pervert
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Lohan’s Pokies in a Braless Wifebeater
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Some Mariah Carey Pussy Shot Pictures
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Hot German Dance Video
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Alternative Lookin’ Rockibilly Chick Naked
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Some Photobucket Vagina
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Some Older Lady Taking Some Panty Shots
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Collection of Sluts
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Some Chick in a G-String Posing
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Goth Girl in Her Underwear
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Some Self Shot Pictures of Some Young Chick
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Some Trashy Couple Having Sex….With a Lil Cross Dressing For Good Times
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Some Chick Posing in Her Underwear
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Posted in:Unsorted

2008

10

Jan

Tila Tequila is a Classy Attention Whore of the Day

Here are some pictures of Tila Tequila simulating some flasher in an overcoat flash but a little less exciting because she’s wearing clothes and clothes, no matter how sleazy generally take away from a good flash.

The thing I like about Tila Tequila is that she’s some kind of serial cock tease party slut. The kind of girl who goes out every night and gets wasted, makes out with guys and girls and dances on speakers simulating getting fucked doggy style by her friends, but never actually puts out. She’s one of those people who you call a slut but isn’t one and she just has a good time putting on a show and I have a good time watching that show.

The other thing I like about her is that she has proves that being an internet slut pays. She has no business being famous, she is just a slut with a dream who hustled Myspace properly and is now living the life proving that the internet isn’t a waste of time for sluts, and that means you should send me pictures of you if you’re a slut because I’ll make you famous and because I love sluts. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Classy|Unsorted

2008

10

Jan

Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Simpson’s Sloppy Seconds on Vacation Again of the Day

I don’t know what it is with these people, but they always seem to be on fucking vacation, and I guess you would be too if you had the kind of money to support that lifestyle and no real work responsibilities to take up your time.

I guess this asshole deserves it for humiliating himself to the entire world by forming a boy band for the money, because there’s no way anyone forms that shit for the artistic integrity or because they think shit is cool, they do it so they can land a hot slut of an ethnic girlfriend and take the whore to the beach as often as possible so that she keeps herself fit because of the constant pressure of being in a bikini….

Either way, you humiliate yourself everyday and still can’t manage to land a girl, so you’re obviously doing something wrong. You should work on that. Cuddles.


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Posted in:Unsorted|Vacation

2008

10

Jan

Ashlee Simpson In Her Boyfriend’s Bikini of the Day

I got drunk last night and spent most of my time in the bathroom trying to pull off some kind of stand-up comedy routine that sucked. I’d say shit like “I’m Drunkenstepfather and I am the host of this bathroom experience, then I’d say a joke”. No one laughed. The probably thought I was some kind of queer trying to get a closer look at their cocks by distracting them with bad jokes while pissing next to them.

Speaking of queers, here’s a picture of Ashlee Simpson and her Gay in their bathing suits, I know that when they are behind closed doors, Pete’s the one rockin’ the bikini in this relationship, the one Ashlee’s in is probably his. Unfortunately, you’d probably find those pictures hotter than these pictures of Ashlee, but that’s just because you’re sexually confused.


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Posted in:Costa Rica|Unsorted

2008

10

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the pharmacy buying garbage bags because the mound of shit that has accumulated around me is starting to smell worse than my wife and that’s a sign of getting rid of the shit. I am pretty convinced I have bugs but it’s not that big of a deal, it gives me something to talk to.

I was stuck behind some chick buying chocolate and maxi pads, which I thought was fucking weird because I haven’t met a girl who uses pads since the 90s, and she went to pay with her Visa that got rejected. Bitch had no cash to pay for her fucking pads and asked me if I knew where there was an internet cafe, my initial thought was to do some period porn webcam shows, since you only have a limited window a month to make that shit happen, but the reality was that it was probably just to try to sort out her finances. She left empty handed so it’s safe to say I feel sorry for her underwear.

Here are my links:

Hot Fucking Upskirt Shot…I Love How Bitch Has Her Leg Around Her Head Like a Human Pretzel
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Funny Porn Convention Video Talkin To The Fans
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Hot Brunette Named Sarah Stage in Some Slutty Bikini
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Vida Guerra Hits the Beach Video
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Model Named Shay in Lingerie
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Pam Anderson is Knocked the Fuck Up WIth A Hepatitis Baby
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Sophie Monk is Single Because She Caught Good Charlotte Having Sex WIth his Brother Like they Did Back in High School…Old Habits Die Hard…But Not As Hard As I’d Like My Cum To Die Inside Of This Girl…She’s Pretty Much My Favorite…
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The Cruz Sisters Do An Ad Together
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Kim Kardashian At Some Slim Event Even Though Her Ass is Fat….
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Shanna Moakler Popping Bottles and Looking Hot
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Maria Menounos AT Some Premiere in Red
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Some Insanity on Bad Girls Club 2
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Some Nasty Topless Prostitute Fight
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Britney Spears Has a Sex Tape Hit The Net Today That I Haven’t Seen and Call Bullshit On…
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Some Erin McNaught in Australia for FHM
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Jail Bait Warning – Miley Cyrus and Her Slut Friend Showing Off Underage Legs…
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Learn How to Queef Video
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Some WWE Chick Named Rebecca Dipietro in her Bra and Panties
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Best Fight in a Wet T-Shirt Goes To….
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Here are the Tramps of Myspace
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Some Slutty Hilary Duff Gallery Showing Off Her Legs
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Kate Moss Partied With Her Kid in Thailand For New Years Because She Couldn’t Find a Sitter
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Some Nicolette Sheridan in a Bikini Top Action
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Day One at the AVN Awards Looks Like a Pretty Good TIme
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Kayden Kross is Fucking Naked and Fucking Hot but Isn’t Fucking
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A Whole Lot of Galleries of Sluts for You…
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Drunken Celebrity Doesn’t Know How to Write His Own Fucking Name
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Kathy Griffen Shows Off Her Big Red Vagina With No Make Up On
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Some Hot Argentina Chick Showing Off Her Body
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What Do You Think About Boob Graffiti
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Hollie Bowerman is Hot for Ralph Magazine
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The Best Boobs for 2008
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Allison Angel Taking a Shower Video Because She’s Hot
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Some New Stacy Keibler Photoshoot in Fuck Me Boots
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Check Out YouTube Idol
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some chick ride bikes in the nude
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Back TO Black Winehouse Has Gone Blonde
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Some Webcam Girl Falling Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

Lamb Between Darkenss and Wonder
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Jedi Mind Tricks Thread
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Bjork Box Set
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More Ass
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Old and Floppy
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Slipknot thread
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Billy Joel
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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Posted in:Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Heidi Montag Bent Over in a Bikini of the Day

I figured it was time to post someone a little more famous than the last two slags I threw up on here. I was at a crossroads where I could have gone either a less famous random girls I found on myspace or facebook or pictures of my wife, but figured I’d start climbing my way back up the A-list of people you assholes want to see, by starting down on the Z-List, because let’s face it, Heidi Montag in her staged reality show glory, is pretty much bottom of the fuckin’ barrel.

Here she is rockin’ a bikini on all fours so that you can fantasize about sticking it to her without having to look at her busted up face. It’s pretty obvious that these pics are as not staged as the show she’s on and the relationship she’s in because bitch is posing, unfortunately not the kind of posing I’m into…..but that’s just because she’s not spreading her box….


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Posted in:All fours|Bent Over|Doggy|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Charlotte Casiraghi Bikini Pictures of the Day

My server is shot right now and this post took me 2 hours to get up. I guess that’s what happens when your site has AIDS and you don’t pay your bills…

Either way, here are some Charlotte Casiraghi in her bikini pics from a couple days ago. You may not know who she is and that’s ok, because her Grandmother, the gold diggin’ royalty marrying slut Grace Kelly doesn’t know who she is either, because she’s dead.

I think the whole obsession dudes have with famous bitches comes from being forced to marry and bang ugly chicks, so I decided to post pictures of people you’ve never heard of in their bikinis to balance things out a little when I should be sticking things in my wife’s ass to see if she’s still breathing.

Posted in:Brazil|Charlotte Casiraghi|Unsorted

2008

09

Jan

Martine McCutcheon is a Fat Chick in a Bikini of the Day

Here name is Martine McCutcheon and she’s pretty much a nobody in the celebrity circle from what I know and I figured I’d post it because you can relate, but on a smaller scale, like being a nobody within your family circle and I’m not talking about the comic, I’m talking about your parents and siblings pretending you don’t exist.

I figured that if the papsmearazzi are taking the time to take pictures of her fat ass and throwing them up on the internet, at least one of you knows who she is and has pictures of her on your wall because you’re so hip and hate the mainstream so much that you go for the girl no one’s ever heard of and no one finds hot to obsess over because it broadens your chances of dating her since no one else wants to and because you don’t want to be just another Alba pre-pregnancy fan.

I guess the more likely situation in these pictures is that the paparazzi saw this nobody on the beach and were like “look how bloated this bitch looks”. thinking she was just some everyday person on vacation and decided to take some pictures for to bust out at dinner parties to laugh at bloated bitches in bikinis, kinda like when I go out to the public pool and try to snap off shots of the people who have no business being in a bikini.

Either way, I get too much slack for being a woman hater and objectifying women and putting unrealistic pressure on girls, despite being married to a fat lady, and I figure this is the best way to redeem myself. There’s room for everyone on this site, that just may not be the case for Matine McCutcheon at the movie theatre, on a plane or even trying to squeeze into an amusement park ride, but I guess that’s what happens when donuts are your one true passion. Cuddles.

Posted in:Martine McCutcheon|Unsorted