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2007

27

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t what it was with drinking that made me fascinated with the dude who plays Borat and how he was Super Greg number 1, but I blame tequila and like everything I do when drunk, think of it as the Drunk dialing of blogging. I’ve got no regrets because retracting statements like I was Kramer hating black people is a waste of fucking time. So here are my links.

Paris Hilton Throws a Tantrum in a Porn Shop in Canada
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Kim Kardashian Playboy Pics
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Janice Dickinson Sucking a Straw Like It Was Your Dick…Only Bigger
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Spencer Pratt Sex Tape
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
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Borat Gets Invited To Homeland
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Has An Amazing Upskirt
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Britney Spears Parenting
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Interview With a Real Whore
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Some Chick Doing a Classic Style Striptease Video
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Jessica Beil has a Friend Who Looks Like Her
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Victoria Beckham Takes Her Nipples Out Shopping
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Christina Aguilera is Tired Lookin…and Pregnant…and in Tight Clothes
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Halloween Lights Video Because People Like You Have Lots of Time On Your Hands But Aren’t as Ambitious as This Virgin
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Halle Berry’s Back Out With Her Pregnancy Tits
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Jennie Garth Grabbing Her Cooch
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Watch this Two Girls One Cup Reaction
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Some Chick Named Amanda Lear Naked Photoshoot
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Jennifer Hudson Lookin’ Fat
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Bar Rafaeli’s Big Tits Fight AIDS
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Dina Lohan’s New Reality Show Starts Taping Next Week and I am Sure It Won’t Be a Waste of Everyone’s Time
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are Fuck Buddies
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Some Dude Eats a Live Mouse
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T.I. is Out on Bail
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Rose McGowan Picture Assortment Because She’s Worth Lookin’ At
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Some Phoebe Price Cleavage and Legs Action Even Though You Have No Idea Who She Is
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Christina Aguilera May Be Expecting Twins…One For Each Tit…
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More Proof that “The Hills” are Fake
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Naomi Campbell Throws a Tantrum at the Airport
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Some Naked Punk Singer Chick Performing
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Watch a Talented Unicycle Rider to Remind You of the Time You Spent in the Circus
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Lucy Pinder’s 2008 Calendar
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Cybill Shepherd Pickin’ Her Nose
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Asian Girl Doing a Little Erotic Dance Video
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Dude Punches a Girl in the Face
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Sharon Stone Gettting Attacked By a Dead Animal
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Some Naked Indian Chick Posing
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Funniest Movie Deaths
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A Little Sex on the Roof at Some Spring Break Party
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Naked Asian Oiled Up Massage
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throating Ability
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Dudes Talk To Hot Chicks on the Beaches of Rio
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Sydney Residents Moon George Bush
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Denise Richards is Getting Old
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Some Girl With Obscenely Huge Tits Video
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Some Self Shot Amateur Pics
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Some Naked Asian on Photobucket…
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Some Girl Shows Her Tits on Photobucket
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Condom Umbrella Cuz Life is Always Raining on the Gays
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Some Girl in Her Panties on Photobucket
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Vagina and Vibrator on Photobucket
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Some Really Creepy Meticulously Organized Smut on Photobucket
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Gemma Atkinson Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Download the Soulj Boy Album
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Lots of Nude Pics of Everyday Girls in the stepFORUM…My Advice to Girls is Don’t Let People Take Pics of You Like This…But Thanks for Doing It….
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Blowjob in the Park Download in the Forum
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The Best Porn Site I’ve Ever Seen
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Lesbians Next Door Don’t Do Too Well
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If you want sex, this will help…
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2007

27

Oct

I am – Super Greg is Sasha Baron Cohen of the Day

I was just drunk at a party and the dude I was with asked me if I ever saw super Greg. I remember this shit from the late 90s so I told him I remembered Super Greg and he told me shit was Ali G/Borat/The Gay Dude before he was Ali G/Borat/The Gay Guy and I was blown away because it is him and I had no idea. So point of all this is that Sasha Baron Cohen owned the internet before you knew what the internet was. Punk.

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2007

26

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Dressed Classy of the Day

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I caught my wife cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush the other day, she’s creative like that and probably saw it on some soap opera or shit she watches on tv all day. I was actually really happy to see her cleaning for the first time in the last 5 years together. But then I realized that Paypal has all my money and I can’t buy a new one. I am not sure what I did to piss her off, it may have been coming home with a pair of panties from a girl I convinced to take off her panties in the club and bragging to my wife about how amazing of an experience it was by making her smell them to see that they weren’t clean, but none of that matters. What does matter is that my mouth tastes like I’ve been eating shit and yes, I know what shit tastes like, it’s a long story that I don’t want to relive.

Speakin’ of shit here are some pictures of Shauna Sand at some event dressed as classy as this whore can get with a Chanel bracelet on. She’s the kind of girl you could probably convince to let you shit on them because it would be taking your sex life to the next level, when in reality you just hate her for being such a whore and shitting on her is the only way to make yourself feel better about things.

Either way, the good news is that washed up ex-Playmates may be the only people dressed like this on the daily, but it’s Halloween, so get ready for everyday girls to be doin’ the Shauna Sand, even though they’ve probably never heard of her. All the madness starts in a few hours.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Chris Crocker Upskirt Because He’s Taken This Shit Way Too Far of the Day

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I hate Chris Crocker and his instant fame from his shitty video that I stupidly posted playing into the whole give this guy some recognition for being a loser. I hate the fact that I hear his shit being referenced on the radio or on TV or every time I leave my fucking house, because he’s a fucking hack, he’s full of shit and what he does is trash. . He’s just some insecure gay guy who is going to the fucking extreme with his homosexuality hoping to get as much attention as he can because no one in his high school liked him, except for some fat chicks, and it worked because everyone bought into it. Now he’s in LA living some kind of new life that is more outrageous than his small town roots. Thanks to YouTube this guy is probably making money, signing TV deals, but it won’t take away the fact that some people don’t deserve fame, even if it is for 5 minutes….

Here he is recreating a Britney Upskirt. Watch the fuck out. It’s offensive as shit.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Chris Crocker Upskirt Because He's Taken This Shit Way Too Far of the Day

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I hate Chris Crocker and his instant fame from his shitty video that I stupidly posted playing into the whole give this guy some recognition for being a loser. I hate the fact that I hear his shit being referenced on the radio or on TV or every time I leave my fucking house, because he’s a fucking hack, he’s full of shit and what he does is trash. . He’s just some insecure gay guy who is going to the fucking extreme with his homosexuality hoping to get as much attention as he can because no one in his high school liked him, except for some fat chicks, and it worked because everyone bought into it. Now he’s in LA living some kind of new life that is more outrageous than his small town roots. Thanks to YouTube this guy is probably making money, signing TV deals, but it won’t take away the fact that some people don’t deserve fame, even if it is for 5 minutes….

Here he is recreating a Britney Upskirt. Watch the fuck out. It’s offensive as shit.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Carmen Electra’s Big Old Tits of the Day

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Carmen Electra still has fake tits and I may hate fake tits, but she looks good enough for me, probably better than any girl you’d bump into on the street and awkwardly follow for 16 blocks in hopes that they strike up conversation with you so that you can take her home and cum in her face.

I was talking to a dude earlier this week who was having problems with the girl he was slamming. She was scared of sucking dick, but never told him that she wasn’t into it, she would just do everything in her power to avoid sucking it. I’ve never known any girl who hasn’t sucked dick, because there’s no way she’d get past the initial interview for the job if I did, but I have heard that it’s pretty fucking common and that sucks but not literally. The closest I’ve had to a girl who hates sucking dick is a girl who goes down on you for a minute then lets you fuck her and feels like she’s done her part because there was penis contact with her mouth. I guess busting nut is the goal of hanging out and the fact that she’s giving up her vagina is a good enough reason to keep her around, but the best way around it if you’re stuck with a girl who doesn’t want dick in her mouth is to force her to do it, and while you are forcing her explain that you’re just helping her be a better person, I am sure she’ll understand while she’s trying to push you off to get the fuck out of there to call the cops.

Either way, I am sure Carmen Electra sucks dick.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Carmen Electra's Big Old Tits of the Day

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Carmen Electra still has fake tits and I may hate fake tits, but she looks good enough for me, probably better than any girl you’d bump into on the street and awkwardly follow for 16 blocks in hopes that they strike up conversation with you so that you can take her home and cum in her face.

I was talking to a dude earlier this week who was having problems with the girl he was slamming. She was scared of sucking dick, but never told him that she wasn’t into it, she would just do everything in her power to avoid sucking it. I’ve never known any girl who hasn’t sucked dick, because there’s no way she’d get past the initial interview for the job if I did, but I have heard that it’s pretty fucking common and that sucks but not literally. The closest I’ve had to a girl who hates sucking dick is a girl who goes down on you for a minute then lets you fuck her and feels like she’s done her part because there was penis contact with her mouth. I guess busting nut is the goal of hanging out and the fact that she’s giving up her vagina is a good enough reason to keep her around, but the best way around it if you’re stuck with a girl who doesn’t want dick in her mouth is to force her to do it, and while you are forcing her explain that you’re just helping her be a better person, I am sure she’ll understand while she’s trying to push you off to get the fuck out of there to call the cops.

Either way, I am sure Carmen Electra sucks dick.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Tits at an Event of the Day

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So I ran into this 19 year old girl I used to finger bang and hang out with in the park because she liked my sense of humor. She’d do dances for me in a leotard and touch her toes on command every time we hung out. I hadn’t seen her in a while but she was with some dude I could tell she was banging. When I asked if she was doing him, she denied it because I guess she didn’t want me knowing how much of a dirty little girl she is because she is convinced that one day I will leave my wife and we will get married even though my dick doesn’t work. Since I am pretty good at knowing what’s up and people are all pretty much all the same I could tell that she was lying about it and that they were actually having sex just by the way they were acting together. For some reason, girls like to think they can pull a fast one and get away with being “naughty” or keeping secrets but it’s always been so fucking obvious to me. I have always been able to tell when a girl cheats on me or when a girl’s been doing dirty things she doesn’t want me to know about. It’s like a sixth sense, without Bruce Willis or that Joel Osmond freak, so I decided to write her an IM saying “i know you’re banging that dude”, not that I care, I just like knowing the truth, like I am the X-Files and her vagina is the paranormal. Either way, she finally admitted it to me and wrote this:

hes like how i am with you, only theres sexual attraction

I just wanted to post it because it really boosted my non-existant self esteem. Speaking of self esteem here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian putting the fat ASS in KardASShian at some premiere, thinking she’s got it goin’ on, because too many people tell her how hot she is, when they should really be telling her she’s just a waste of fucking tits, only she doesn’t realize it yet. The truth may hurt but at least people know where they stand or in my case sit.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's Tits at an Event of the Day

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So I ran into this 19 year old girl I used to finger bang and hang out with in the park because she liked my sense of humor. She’d do dances for me in a leotard and touch her toes on command every time we hung out. I hadn’t seen her in a while but she was with some dude I could tell she was banging. When I asked if she was doing him, she denied it because I guess she didn’t want me knowing how much of a dirty little girl she is because she is convinced that one day I will leave my wife and we will get married even though my dick doesn’t work. Since I am pretty good at knowing what’s up and people are all pretty much all the same I could tell that she was lying about it and that they were actually having sex just by the way they were acting together. For some reason, girls like to think they can pull a fast one and get away with being “naughty” or keeping secrets but it’s always been so fucking obvious to me. I have always been able to tell when a girl cheats on me or when a girl’s been doing dirty things she doesn’t want me to know about. It’s like a sixth sense, without Bruce Willis or that Joel Osmond freak, so I decided to write her an IM saying “i know you’re banging that dude”, not that I care, I just like knowing the truth, like I am the X-Files and her vagina is the paranormal. Either way, she finally admitted it to me and wrote this:

hes like how i am with you, only theres sexual attraction

I just wanted to post it because it really boosted my non-existant self esteem. Speaking of self esteem here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian putting the fat ASS in KardASShian at some premiere, thinking she’s got it goin’ on, because too many people tell her how hot she is, when they should really be telling her she’s just a waste of fucking tits, only she doesn’t realize it yet. The truth may hurt but at least people know where they stand or in my case sit.


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2007

26

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I overheard some young girl in a coffee shop talking about her sticky fingers, so I started listening a little more closely. They were both giggling and making handjob jokes because they were still in the handjob stage of life where before fucking they jerk dudes off. I decided to chime in and tell them if they want real sticky fingers they should shove their fingers in the dude they are jerking off’s ass. My tips weren’t appreciated and I think one of them called her dad to tell on me. My links aren’t appreciated either, but I do them anyway. Now Go….

Jessica Simpson’s Close To an Upskirt Picture
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A Store Clerk Fights Off a Robber Video
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Jack Bauer Is A Drunk Throwback
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Misa Campo is Some Hot Girl You Can Stalk On Myspace…
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Some Body Builder Chick and Her Rubix Cube Video
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Bianca Beauchamp is a Montreal Fetish Model…Here She Is Getting Naked
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Some Vietnamese TV Star Gets Fired Because Her Sex Tape Hit The Internet
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Some 77 Year Old Millionaire Sues Some 19 Year old for Not Fucking Him…If Only You Could Sue Every Girl Who Wouldn’t Fuck You…
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Sophia Bush is Dating Tony Romo Who Dated Carrie Underwood..Because Hollywood is Incestuous..
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More Pregnant Halle Berry Pictures, Less Cleavage, But Still Some Tit
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Jessica Simpson Kissing Her Hair Guy
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Scarlett Johansson Makes Necklaces Out Of Teeth for Boyfriends but Does It With Big Tits, So It’s Cool….
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Some Gwenyth Paltrow Leg Action
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Cindy Crawford is a Hypocrite and Pisses Off Peta…But a Girls Gotta Work
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Jessica Biel Hates the Paparazzi While Wearing Yoga Pants Video
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Queen Latifah Talks About Her Breast Reduction…Gross
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Exploding Cigarette Video
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Ode to Bob Saget Video by Jamie Kennedy Because I Hate Them Both
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Charlotte Churches Cleavage in a Magazine
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David Copperfield Pays Off His Rape Victim Cuz He’s Guilty
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Jessica Alba’s See Through Top is Your Friend…Her Herpes Not So Much…But At Least They are More Famous Than You
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Some Old Nicole Richie Pictures To Remind Us of the Good Years that Never Were…
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Britney’s Mom To Write a Tell All
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Two Fat Guys Fight Over a Donut
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Some Chick Named Dania Ramirez has a Hot Fuckin Body
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Kristin Cavallari Has Some Pretty Intense Cleavage
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Mel Gibson Evacuated His Home Because God Hates Him
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gwen Stefani See Through Top…If You Look Hard Enough You Can See Nipple…You’re Probably Already Looking at the Picture and Not Reading This … Aren’t you…Pervert
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Some Idiot Crashes A Dirtbike in His Office
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Naked Body in Her Bathrobe
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Lance Bass and 50 Cent are in a Bitter War Over Predicted Book Sales
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White People Who Think They are Gangster are Jokes
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Rwanda Doesn’t Want Paris, They Have Enough AIDS
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Watch These Con-Artists Scam Tourists Out of Money on the Beach
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Milla Jovovich Pregnant Panty Pictures
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Some Dude Wearing the Pussy Beard
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Emily Scott is Half Naked and Hot
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Chanelle Hayes Gets Taped Up in These Fetish Pictures. I Assume She’s a Big Brother Chick
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Some Drunken Idiots at a College Sex Party
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Nicole Makes Fun of Her Baby Daddy’s Relationship with Hilary Duff Because She’s Jealous
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Some Fucked Up Japanese Gameshow That Involves Naked Girls Getting Eating By Pigs….
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass on Webcam in Short
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Two Teens Dancing In Their Bikinis or Underwear
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James Lipton was a Pimp in Paris in the 60s
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Natalie Portman Regrets Getting Nude….Like Every Girl Who’s Ever Got Naked For Me…
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Webcam Girl Fists Herself Because She’s Classy
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There’s a Whore in the stepFORUM
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Download Some Album Called Datarock
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Download the September 2007 Playboy Magazine
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Scariest Celebrity Faces Gallery
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Here’s an Intense Indian Video for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An Ad That Turned Jesus into a Rockstars
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Some Chick Gets Naked on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Stripping on Cam..Cuz That’s What Girls Do
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Slutty Teens on Photobucket
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Some Hot Girl Naked By The Water
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Guys With Paintball Guns Hunt Some Asshole in a Jockstrap
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Bunch of Mascots Beat Up 2 People Video
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Pedophile of the Day
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Older Video of a Girl Getting Puked On For Money
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Mandingo is X-Rated
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You Only Have a Few Days Before You Will Need This to Seduce Drunken Girls in Costumes
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